Baidu Tieba, Movie Box Office Forum.
Current hot topic.
[I'm saying that "Happy Street" won't gross more than 800 million.]
[If the number exceeds 800 million, I will eat one pound of shit for every 100 million that is reached. I mean what I say.]
My mom dragged me to see it, and the beginning disgusted me. They pulled the male lead down, hung him up, and spanked him—the director clearly has a fetish for that. I initially thought it was a female director who wanted to see a man's butt being slapped, but then I realized the director was male. What is this if not perverted? The reasoning in the middle was a complete mess, the puzzle-solving relied entirely on luck, the female lead had an overpowered, arrogant, and superhuman ability, and the male lead, second male lead, and supporting female character were all saved by her cheat codes. A bunch of people were running around, and then suddenly there was a bang—and that was it!
My mom cried her eyes out, insisting on buying the eye mask the female lead wore in the movie, saying it helps with sleep. It's hilarious! I've lived at home for twenty years, and her snoring is like thunder every night. Does she really need that stupid, broken eye mask?
The only redeeming quality was the fat character, who possessed both high intelligence and quick reflexes. Unfortunately, the director portrayed him as a useless character who couldn't function without the female lead.
The female lead is the epitome of pretentious pretentiousness, and the most hypocritical saintly bitch of all. She experiments on little girls at the beginning, then suddenly becomes a saint and tries to save everyone, and in the finale, she suddenly starts chanting and blows up Happiness Street just by writing the character for "demolish"? If it were so effective, why didn't she just demolish it from the start?
If the female lead were intelligent, she should have used everyone, tested the rules of Happiness Street with human lives, and then escaped; if she were truly a saint, she shouldn't have used the little girl as a test subject in the first place. If she's so capable, she should have done everything herself and died in place of the fat man and the others. Trying to portray herself as both a high-IQ individual and a saint is absurd and utterly brain-dead.
The entire experience was utterly unenjoyable, with zero sense of immersion. A bunch of people in the theater were crying their eyes out, acting like complete idiots; it was so cringeworthy it gave me goosebumps.
Are you starving at home? You're craving food so much?
I bet 1 billion yuan on "Happy Street" at the box office. No other reason than to see if you, the original poster, get a taste of it.
[Difficult to bear.]
[A level-one troll is trying to get replies, everyone ignore him [laughing emoji]]
[Getting anxious [laughing emoji]]
[Don't be so harsh on her, I watched it too, and it's not as bad as the original poster makes it out to be. The spanking was because Huang Feizhang broke the rules. The female lead is indeed intelligent, but not the kind of highly intelligent person who constantly emphasizes her intelligence while actually doing things that are completely brain-dead. She's a pretty smart kid.]
[Huang Feizhang is the male lead? I didn't realize that.]
[Thank you for playing Ye Chu, the only lead role.]
[Are these fangirls barking like dogs again at the box office forum?]
This floor has been collapsed.
This floor has been collapsed.
This floor has been collapsed.
[While the original poster is rambling on, I'm actually having a lot of fun. The whole audience is laughing.]
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