Chapter 238
In the dark, Wang Ran watched all this with lack of interest.
He was stroking the cat.
The gap between gods and ordinary people is like heaven and earth.
After reaching his current level, watching these two people fighting is like watching a martial arts analysis video slowed down a hundred times. It is really not interesting at all.
He came to this world for vacation, not to watch noobs fighting each other.
However, there is a person hiding on the courtyard wall.
Judging from the aura, this person is only slightly stronger than an ordinary person who has never practiced, but this person has an extremely strong obsession with his Torrential Pear Blossom Needle.
Wang Ran is a little curious about this person.
This person saw the father-in-law and the master of Jian Ge fighting, and he curled up on the courtyard wall and didn't run away, as if he was not afraid of being affected at all.
Or maybe this person's desire for the rain of pear blossom needles has overcome his fear of death.
But why is this?
"Meow~"
The orange cat made a lazy sound.
She raised her chin and let Wang Ran's rough fingers rub her jaw, squinting her eyes in comfort.
This adult's handwork is really great!
Although the teacher loves me very much, he doesn't understand kittens at all and never pampers me.
The cat began to like this adult.
[Mission type: Kill monsters (1V1)]
[Mission time limit: three days]
[Mission background: The concentration of spiritual energy has increased, causing your dead second uncle to crawl out of the soil again and become a bloodthirsty monster that chooses people to eat. As a nephew, you have the obligation to send your second uncle on his last journey]
[Mission note: Rest in peace, my second uncle]
[Mission reminder: Don’t care about the casualties of ordinary people. As long as your second uncle can be strangled in Langya Mountain, all sacrifices are worth it]
The club has more and more missions, and the little savior can hardly get any rest. He has to deal with at least one mission every day.
Da Gu slowly opened his eyes.
He looked at the familiar entrance of the village and couldn't help but smile bitterly.
"This is my hometown!"
"How can I not care about the casualties of ordinary people?"
He is now a veteran.
But he never thought that one day he would return to the village where he was born and raised in this way.
What a shame!
"Second uncle."
A man with a sunny smile appeared in Dagu's mind.
His second uncle was a decent man when he was alive. His food, clothing and daily necessities were among the best in the village, but no one knew where his second uncle's money came from until his second uncle died of cancer and the debt collectors came to the village.
Only then did the villagers know that his second uncle had borrowed more than 8 million online loans.
His second uncle knew that he would not live long, so he took out a small loan on the Internet to let himself go through the last stage of his life comfortably.
His second uncle was happy, and the debt collectors were annoyed.
However, there were many people in the village, and the debt collectors had no choice but to leave in disgrace after staying for a few days.
Later, their village was put on the blacklist of online loans.
But this is not a bad thing.
At least no child in their village was forced to death by unscrupulous businessmen because of online loans
. Da Gu's thoughts drifted farther and farther.
But he didn't stand there stupidly and recall, but recalled while doing squats.
Although it looks very strange, the club gave him a talent, which made him develop the habit of exercising all the time.
[Insect Transformation]
[When you exercise, you will explode a light ball that improves your attributes. Picking up the light ball can improve your physical fitness.]
Physical fitness is the key to completing the task.
In order to catch up with a colleague who can transform into a starship in three seconds and prevent himself from being abandoned by the club, he has to exercise diligently.
Even when he was with his girlfriend, he never forgot to do push-ups. He
released himself and picked up things at the same time.
After a few seconds, Da Gu came back to his senses.
He stood up, picked up the ball of light, and walked towards the village. He ran into an electric tricycle, which was driven by his third aunt.
The two passed by each other like strangers.
When performing tasks, the club will modify his physical characteristics, not only his appearance and height, but also his iris, voice, fingerprints, blood type, genes, and sometimes even his gender.
He just played a ponytail beauty the day before yesterday and participated in the impartment, killing more than a dozen monsters who were burning with lust.
Where is the second uncle buried?
Da Gu walked towards the village while reminiscing.
He has been working outside since he became an adult, and he hasn't been back to the village for a long time.
Memories came back bit by bit.
His second uncle used the money he borrowed from Luowang to buy a piece of land in the village, specifically for burying himself. He also hired a company to clean up after his death and roast some fresh food every year.
If nothing unexpected happened, his second uncle would have even played with Changan cars and shadow elves down there.
"Second uncle, second uncle!" Da Gu muttered, "You are the elder I respect the most, please don't make things difficult for me."
He hoped that his second uncle would not be too difficult.
He had encountered some difficult monsters before, which were a bit like the bosses in soul games, and they would fight for three days and three nights.
He was so tired of beating them.
A few minutes later, Da Gu appeared in the village cemetery.
His second uncle was very flirtatious. He erected a statue of his youth in the center of the cemetery, and the corpse was buried under the statue.
Logically, the corpse should have rotted long ago.
But his second uncle built a refrigeration system underneath, which provided 24-hour electricity. It
was as outrageous as it could be.
As the details in his memory became clearer and clearer, Da Gu suddenly felt that if his second uncle didn't steal the corpse, then who would he steal?
"It's inevitable in chance,"
Da Gu said to himself while doing push-ups.
Although the cemetery is not next to the main road, it is not remote either. Children in the village often play here, and adults often pass by here.
About every two minutes, someone would see Da Gu doing push-ups in front of the statue.
"Psycho."
Da Gu keenly caught the curse in the wind.
He remained silent.
If he had put himself in his shoes, he would have also called that person a psychopath if he had seen someone doing push-ups in his second uncle's cemetery.
Fortunately, the club helped him change his appearance, otherwise he would never return to the village in his lifetime.
Time passed bit by bit, and in the evening, the statue suddenly shook.
Da Gu stood up.
He absorbed the attribute light balls on the ground, then put his hand on the hilt of the knife behind him, and his face gradually became solemn.
The time to fight has come.
Save!
This is another talent given to him by the club.
[Read a file]
[You can create a temporary save file for yourself in reality. When you are conscious, you can freely return to the save file within ten minutes after saving.]
Da Gu would like to call this talent a divine skill.
He feels that this talent is no worse than transforming into a Meteorite. His starting point is very low, but because of this talent, he has achieved an excellent result of 100% mission completion rate.
His colleague who can transform into a Meteorite is not as good as him.
"Second uncle! I beg you!"
"Can't you just lie down?"
"Come out and let me chop you into eight pieces. If others burn things for you in the future, will you still be able to collect them?"
Da Gu muttered.
He really didn't want to attack his second uncle, because his second uncle was very good to him. Whenever he came to his house during the holidays, he would never forget to give him a few large-denomination game recharge cards.
His second uncle knew that money would be confiscated, but recharge cards would not.
He is really a good person.
What a pity ! The
shashasha
statue was shaking more and more. Da Gu slowly pulled out the long knife behind him and made a gesture to prepare for chopping.
Swish -
just when Da Gu was fully alert to the statue, a blue-black hand came out from under his crotch and suddenly inserted into an indescribable part.
"Read, read. Read the file."
Da Gu said, lying in a pool of blood.
Swish -
time went back, and Da Gu returned to the time when the statue just started to tremble.
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"
It hurts like hell, it hurts like hell.
Da Gu covered his butt and jumped like a monkey, spewing foul language: "Second uncle, you are such a piece of shit. Just wait for me, I will beat you to pieces, I will not be worthy of your care for me all these years!"
"The Most Respected Elders"
Da Gu's eyes were red.
The shaking amplitude of the statue intensified again. This time, Da Gu did not stare at the statue, but held the knife with both hands, with the tip of the knife pointing vertically downward.
Swish -
a blue-black hand emerged from under his crotch.
Da Gu glared and said: "Fuck! You! Mom!"
He pressed down hard, and the blade penetrated the blue-black palm without hindrance, and then penetrated the entire arm.
"Roar!"
A roar that was not human came from under the stone slab.
Da Gu drew his sword without hesitation, and then thrust it frantically towards the part where the sound came from.
The slate was like a piece of soft tofu under his sword, and it made a hole with each thrust, without hindering the movement of his blade at all.
Soon, the movement under the slate disappeared.
[Mission reward has been issued]
A line of small words floated in front of Da Gu's eyes.
[Congratulations on winning two hundred yuan in cash]
Da Gu had a blank expression.
He killed his second uncle, but only made two hundred yuan. He might as well have stolen an electric car to deliver takeout.
Fortunately, this is not the bulk of the mission reward.
Cash rewards are just for fun. The real rewards are all kinds of props, some of which are very practical, such as his sword [Murasame], which was the prop reward for a previous mission.
Da Gu was a little nervous.
[Congratulations on winning the item "Red Refrigerator"]
"Refrigerator?"
Da Gu subconsciously ignored the word "red" in front of the refrigerator.
He rubbed his eyes, confirmed that the club had given him a refrigerator, and immediately let out a long sigh of disappointment.
"Do you think I look like someone who needs a refrigerator?"
Not every prop is as practical as [Murasame]. There are also some props that are completely useless, such as [Endless Carrots], [Vibrating Cucumbers], and [Love Letter from Ordinary Leopard Auntie]
. What you get depends on luck.
Da Gu is very open-minded.
He didn't get any practical props this time, but the possibility of getting practical props next time will be greater.
"Forget it."
"It's better to have something than nothing."
His figure gradually faded from the air.
The distorted light and shadow engulfed his body bit by bit, and a seductive voice was faintly heard in the light and shadow.
"Little baby!"
"Where have you been? Let's have some bondage play!"
"I love you so much!"
The words revealed a sense of sluttiness.
"Fuck!"
"What kind of monster? Take my knife!"