Chapter 44 Brother, please stop pulling me. I'm scared.
In the original novel, there is no plot about Chen Yu being put into a detention center, but Cao Jinyan also knows that the first time Chen Yu was bailed out by the Song family, the certificate used was a mental illness certificate issued to Chen Yu.
The reason why Chen Yu was able to get out this time was that in addition to the Song family paying a huge price to obtain the Jiang family's forgiveness, they also produced this certificate of mental illness to get Chen Yu out.
"If you don't leave, I'll call the police and report you for disturbing social order." Looking at the miserable Chen Yu, Cao Jinyan began to drive him away. If he continued to do this, Chen Yu might really collapse completely. It was not time to harvest this little leek completely.
When Chen Yu heard the words "call the police", he panicked. He now had an instinctive fear of the police station.
Now he and the Song family have completely broken up. Before the woman from the Song family comes to find him, it is equivalent to temporarily losing a trump card. If he is arrested by those good-for-nothings in the police station again, there will be no one to protect him anymore.
The key is that there are two perverts in the police station.
屮!
This made Chen Yu instinctively fear the police station.
After he was released from the detention center, he encountered many old men who suddenly fell ill along the way, but Chen Yu just endured it and didn't save any of them.
Looking at Cao Jinyan's annoying look and listening to the pointing and mocking voices around him, Chen Yu clenched his fists, quietly reached into his underwear pocket, and pulled out a handful of black powder and a malnourished black thread.
Even if you have an expert behind you who can detoxify you, you definitely can't defend against this... Chen Yu's face was gloomy, clutching the specially formulated poison he took out from his underwear pocket. This poison was the latest one he developed before going down the mountain. He was driven down the mountain by the three masters before he could develop the antidote.
Subconsciously glancing at Mu Qingyao in the passenger seat, Chen Yu estimated how much force would be needed at this distance to only sprinkle this poisonous powder called "Diarrhea All Day" on Cao Jinyan, the bastard, without harming Mu Qingyao.
After practicing killing techniques with his third master for many years, Chen Yu has a lot of insights and experience in strength control.
This poison powder medicine is as its name suggests. It takes effect within five seconds after being hit, and will cause diarrhea all day long without stopping... Chen Yu could already imagine the funny look on Cao Jinyan's face as he had diarrhea all day long.
This is what happens when you offend me.
Then, he held the shared bicycle in his right hand without moving, and raised his left hand towards Cao Jinyan.
Chen Yu did not dare to use too much strength and just lifted it lightly. However, when the black powder was about to fly into the Ferrari, a small breeze blew from somewhere inexplicably at the windless campus gate.
The black powder that was about to fly into the Ferrari and be inhaled into Cao Jinyan's respiratory tract was affected by the wind and not only stopped moving forward at all, but turned around and sped back along the original route.
"Fuck!"
Everything happened so fast like a tornado, so fast that Chen Yu had no time to react or dodge.
The next moment, he felt a strange "gurgling" sound in his abdomen and waves of obvious colic.
"not good."
Chen Yu knew very well what this meant.
Chen Yu's face changed drastically, and his right hand, which was holding the shared bike, suddenly became weak, and the shared bike almost fell off his shoulder.
The effect of "diarrhea all day long" only lasts for five seconds, and he doesn't have the antidote.
The effective time is very punctual. If it is said to be five seconds, it is exactly five seconds, not one second more or less.
Subconsciously, Chen Yu took out the silver needles and prepared to use the Thirteen Ghost Needles to suppress the onset of the poison powder.
Even if you want to have diarrhea, you can't do it in public!
But the feeling came too fast and he had no time to react. Before the silver needle pierced his body, a loud sound exploded on his anus.
“Puff~”
The onlookers, who were more than ten meters away, subconsciously looked up at the sky. It was not cloudy or raining, so where did the thunder come from?
The next moment, the Caimao Youth Group was the first to notice something was wrong. Their hands holding the live streaming phones were shaking, and they pointed at Chen Yu who was carrying the shared bicycle in horror. Their faces changed: "Fuck! You fucking ..."
The entire campus fell into an eerie silence.
Chen Yu stood there, not daring to move. His face turned as dark as an African color. He could clearly feel a sticky warmth inside his butt.
That feeling can only be understood but not described. It is impossible to resonate with it without experiencing it personally. It is a feeling that cannot be described in words, just like a girl's period that has accumulated for a year comes all at once and she hasn't brought any sanitary pads.
He could vaguely smell a stench.
At the campus gate, the surrounding college students all stared at him and his yellow butt with burning eyes.
After a while, the students were excited.
"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, this guy is crazy! He is so stupid!"
"Fuck, it comes again, and it's so loud, I would have thought it was thunder if I hadn't looked."
"Hiss! It's all wet."
"Stop talking, stop talking, please stop talking, I'm going to vomit my lunch."
"I can smell it already, damn it."
"This is the first time I've seen someone poop in the street, and it's loose shit. Bro, you can poop dry, too!"
"I can't stand it anymore, ugh!"
“…”
Many girls covered their faces in fear, and the next second they felt something was wrong and then pinched their noses.
Some brave boys have taken out their mobile phones to shoot videos and uploaded this bizarre scene to Douyin to record their beautiful life.
"Stop filming, stop filming, stop filming."
After reacting, Chen Yu covered his face with one hand and his butt, which was leaking juice, with the other hand.
“Puff~Puff~”
However, "diarrhea all day long" will not stop working just because the situation is not right. It works to its full potential without any antidote.
Chen Yu developed this poison for the purpose of disgusting his opponents. Unless a whole day has passed, the diarrhea will never stop.
"Brother, stop pulling, I'm scared!"
Not far from Chen Yu, a female college student with a backpack on her back looked at the scene in horror.
Today's scene is destined to become a shadow in her college years, which will take a lifetime to heal.
Chen Yu, whose hands were already riddled with thorns, angrily kicked the silver needle back into his pocket. The Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles were useless.
"I can't stay here any longer. I have to leave here."
More and more college students gathered around, and even though the smell here was extremely strong, college students just loved to join in the fun and watch the fun.
Not only did the number of people not become scared and leave after being spit out stars at Chen Yu's number, but they actually increased.
They are still calling friends.
"Come to Dongdaemun, a wonder that has been seen for thousands of years."
"Brother, you may not believe me when I tell you this, someone is pooping in the street."
"Really, brother, I'm lying to you that I'm your son, but there really is someone pooping at the school gate, and it's runny."
“…”
As more and more people came, Chen Yu started to run with the shared bike.
Others are running in front and shit is spraying behind.
The "puff" sound never stopped, and it felt like the sound of an engine when a car starts.
(End of this chapter)
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