Chapter 72: Dog chewing ass, dog eating shit
"Look, this is you. I was watching Douyin No. 1 at that time." The young doctor held his head high and turned up the volume on his phone to the maximum.
The only sound in the entire ward was the constant "puff puff" sound.
Shen Youwei, who was hiding behind Cao Jinyan with only half of her head exposed, had her pupils widened in disbelief. Is this something a human would do?
There was a puffing sound and a light yellow mist; she seemed to be able to smell it even through the screen.
Subconsciously, she looked at Chen Yu's steel-like anus, only to see that it was wrapped tightly with gauze and bandages. She didn't know how thick the gauze and bandages were, but Chen Yu's butt was much more raised than a woman's.
Faintly, Shen Youwei saw a hint of barely perceptible red outside the countless layers of gauze and bandages.
"hiss!"
She gasped and looked in shock at the man who was still explaining that the person who was shitting and spraying feces in the street in the video was not him.
Doesn’t it hurt?
It hurts her just looking at it.
Zhang Cui, who was lying on the hospital bed, was so frightened that her face, which had just regained some color, turned pale again.
The old lady was over seventy years old and had seen all kinds of storms, but she had never seen the scene in the video where Chen Yu could spray shit four or five meters away through his pants.
This can even apply for a world record!
The old lady turned pale, grabbed her granddaughter's arm and pulled her back, half sitting up on her elbows: "Stay away from this kind of person, he is a psychopath, even the police can't do anything to him if he breaks the law."
It is not illegal for a mentally ill person to kill someone, let alone someone who is simply trying to disgust others.
Shen Youwei nodded frantically, grandma was right.
What normal person would poop in the street and spray the shit out like a howitzer? The key point is that the video has been played for seven or eight minutes, and Chen Yu in the video has no intention of stopping. He looks like he is getting more and more excited. Not only does he fire a howitzer, he also uses a fucking smoke bomb with skin.
Several old doctors in the ward all looked at Chen Yu's butt at the same time.
"I remember now. A week ago, the hospital's anorectal department accepted a patient that even a mental hospital was unwilling to accept. That person must be you."
A middle-aged doctor exclaimed in sudden realization, and then explained: "My wife is a doctor in the anorectal department. She told me before that there was a psychopath in their department who broke his skin when he pooped. She also said that cleaning the psychopath's butt was so disgusting that people were sick to death. The people in their department came up with a solution. The department director got a stray dog from somewhere. Hey! You know what, the dog cleans much faster and more efficiently than a person. I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it."
This is a ruthless person.
"You farted." Chen Yu felt insulted. What does it mean to bring a stray dog and then clean its own butt?
Even Cao Jinyan took a deep breath and showed great respect for the director. He decided to give him a raise tomorrow.
This is a talented person who knows how to help people in accordance with their abilities.
"You are slandering me. That was not me. You must have remembered it wrongly. How could I be such a disgusting person?" Chen Yu was extremely panicked.
The script wasn't written this way, and the plot shouldn't have developed in this direction.
At this moment, Chen Yu regretted extremely. He should not have come in. Why did he come in?
Yes, why did you come in?
Chen Yu, who remembered why he entered the ward, shouted, "Shut up, I told you it wasn't me, believe it or not, I'll send you a lawyer's letter!"
Lawyer's letter of warning.
However, no one present took Chen Yu's threatening words seriously, and even sent a lawyer's letter to warn, "Then can you sing, dance and play basketball?"
"I'm here to tell you the truth."
"What?" Cao Jinyan smiled faintly with a playful look in his eyes: "Are you trying to tell us the truth that you are the one who shit in the street?"
"You're talking nonsense. I told you it wasn't me." Chen Yu pointed at himself, and then at Zhang Cui, who was lying on the bed with a grim look on her face. "I was the one who cured this old woman of advanced liver cancer. I was the miracle doctor you were talking about. If I hadn't treated her, she would have died a long time ago."
The naive heroine Shen Youwei, who had been hiding behind Cao Jinyan, suddenly jumped out and pointed at Chen Yu angrily: "Who do you say is an old woman?"
The cute girl who seemed easy to deceive and coax on weekdays, now looked like a rooster with its feathers blown off, with her neck raised and looking angry.
Everyone has a bottom line that cannot be touched. Obviously, Shen Youwei's bottom line is her grandmother. This old lady is the last family member in the world who loves and cares for her.
Chen Yu could never have imagined that the opening remarks he had rehearsed countless times in his mind would offend the goddess as soon as he opened his mouth.
"No...you misunderstood, that's not what I meant."
Chen Yu was completely panicked. Even when the young police officer played the video of him spraying feces in the street, he was not so panicked. But at this moment, he was in a panic and didn't know what to do.
"I was the one who saved your grandma. I came here every night to give her acupuncture and treat her illness. I think you should also know that with the current medical and health technology in the world, late-stage liver cancer can be said to be a death sentence. I went to your grandma's ward every night for seven consecutive days to treat her."
As if noticing that the girl still didn't believe him, Chen Yu hurriedly explained, "You have to believe me. I am really the benefactor who saved your grandmother. I learned from Yaowang Valley and learned the Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles. Although late-stage liver cancer is a bit troublesome, it is just a piece of cake in front of my Thirteen Ghost Gate Needles. It only took a week to completely eliminate the cancer cells in your body."
"Really?" Shen Youwei frowned and hid behind Cao Jinyan.
Chen Yu nodded frantically: "Really, really."
"I don't believe it."
[The son of luck 'Chen Yu' has a mental breakdown. Congratulations to the host for obtaining 999 points of breakdown value. 】
Cao Jinyan, who was very happy with the collapse value, stood up and finished off: "You said you saved the person, then how did you save him?"
"I come to the ward every night and give the old man acupuncture with my unique Thirteen Ghost Needles..." This time he learned his lesson and stopped saying "old woman" and instead said "old man".
I've been so polite, you can't be angry anymore.
"Bring up the surveillance camera in the corridor outside the ward." Cao Jinyan said to the promising young doctor.
The man nodded and ran out quickly.
"In order to ensure the safety of patients, there are surveillance cameras outside every ward in the hospital. As long as you check the surveillance, you will know the truth." Cao Jinyan looked at the helpless and furious Chen Yu with amusement.
You want to prove the truth, so I'll show you the truth.
Of course, this truth has been modified by middle-aged Abin.
Not long after, the young doctor came back with a USB flash drive in his hand.
(End of this chapter)
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