As soon as he came online, Ning Wenru found that his unread messages had exploded before he even opened the welfare group.
The first thing he received was a notice from the laboratory teacher and the team leader, informing him of the detailed location of the national robot competition and telling him that he would leave for Province X the day after tomorrow to participate in the national competition. Ning Wenru and his teammates were asked to dismantle the robot tomorrow and buy some fillings so that they could be safely packed and shipped.
Ning Wenru replied with an [ok] emoticon, copied and pasted the important notification sent to the memo, and returned to the recent message page.
Ning Wenru found that his welfare group had a rare number of water users, 999. In addition, there were dozens of familiar little angels who never DMed him and only DMed him:
Your husband: Mumu, are you okay? Mumu, where are you? How is your health?
Brain-dead girl: Mumu has been waiting for you for a whole day, why haven't you come online yet? Mumu, don't scare me!
Chicken Claw: Mumu, were you mentally ill last night? Or was it real? Do we need to call the police?
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Ning Wenru looked confused when he saw these private messages, and replied one by one: "Are you okay? I'm fine. What happened that made you all think I need to call the police?"
After replying to the little angels, Ning Wenru also discovered that his gay friend who had never been on QQ actually tagged him privately on QQ, and now he is also shown as online, which is a very rare situation.
Ning Wenru opened his friend's private message with suspicion, but found that it was just a casual inquiry:
Gay friend: How are you and your roommate now?
Although Ning Wenru felt a little strange, he still typed a reply honestly: My roommate is very nice, he is the best roommate in the 24th exam in China~
My friend replied immediately and asked: What's the specific good thing? Tell me so I can be jealous.
Ning Wenru: I had a fever and fainted in the laboratory these days, but Yue Weijian, that guy who values women over friends, was still going out early and coming back late every day to have sex. It was Pang Zaiyuan who carried me to the school hospital for treatment and took care of me to the point that I could not take care of myself.
My friend replied quickly, but he asked another question: What about the soldiers today? What were you doing? How are the people I introduced to you?
Ning Wenru looked at the road and found that Pang Zaiyuan had not arrived yet and there was no one around, so he typed quickly with the speed of an octopus: You have good taste, the soldier brother is a good person, but I don’t feel anything, just like a friend. We watched a movie today and had a lot of fun. Tonight I will take him to eat the delicious pickled fish in that restaurant, which is even better than the last time I took you to eat! It’s just that my tongue is a little numb now, and the barley tea is also very delicious. I will go there again after the game. I regret not packing it just now, otherwise I can have a midnight snack tonight.
My friend: So your main point is the pickled fish!! I am so impressed. We are obviously on a date, so are you guys in the hotel room now?
Ning Wenru typed a reply: No, meeting in person is not a hookup. I happened to meet Pang Zaiyuan while eating pickled fish, and he gave me a ride back to the dormitory.
My friend asked me a few questions: You left with your roommate? Why? Isn’t it good to be with the soldier?
Ning Wenru was silent for a moment, then replied: Because he complained about the Leiwen I wrote, and he laughed happily... I guess.
Gay friend: Okay, so, you would rather have that roommate who read your 400,000-word “Fucking Your Roommate” and still isn’t angry fuck you up so hard that you can’t take care of yourself? Hahahahaha [/doge]
Ning Wenru's heart skipped a beat:???
The gay friend sent a sudden pervert .JPG expression, and then sent a chat picture that made Ning Wenru tremble with fear!
The image is like this:
[Black Robe Attack in the Cellar] Youti: The story is locked, so is there any update from the male god Mumu today?
[The World's No. 1 General Attack] 20 cm Big Mumu: No, he fell asleep.
[The Most Beautiful Top in the World] The Romantic and Suave Star Prince: He is asleep? ? ? Then who are you?
[The World's No. 1 General Attack] 20 cm Da Mumu: I am the roommate who was fucked by him for 400,000 words
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When Ning Wenru saw it, he was so shocked that his hand shook and the phone was thrown sideways, falling to the ground with a thud.
At this time, a Lamborghini happened to be parked on the side of the road. Ning Wenru thought it was Pang Zaiyuan's car, and his heart was about to explode. Fortunately, three girls nearby got on the car. Ning Wenru took a deep breath and comforted himself not to think too much. After picking up the phone, Ning Wenru sent a message to his gay friend again: I am so scared, can you tell me, is that picture of yours photoshopped?
My friend replied again in seconds: I forgive you for being scared to death, but why would I lie to you? Who has time to photoshop a picture to lie to you? We have been friends since elementary school, don’t you believe me? If you don’t believe me, you can check the chat history of the welfare group~~~~
Seeing his friend's extremely wavy lines, Ning Wenru wanted to cross the radio waves to get to him and kill him. Ning Wenru took a deep breath, opened the welfare group, and checked the chat history with a sad and fearless mood.
After seeing the group chat records, it is exactly the same as the picture!
After Pang Zaiyuan threw out this sentence, countless little angels asked curiously or questioned Ning Wenru's sudden mental breakdown, but Pang Zaiyuan did not give a direct answer and disappeared on the spot.
Although Pang Zaiyuan only said this, Ning Wenru was already filled with fear and shame, wishing he could explode and be annihilated right there. In the dark night, Ning Wenru could only see the faint light of street lamps on the road, and felt that his future was so dark.
How did Pang Zaiyuan know this? He is so clever every time he writes, and he has clearly changed the name of Qiangshou to Long Zaitian!! Why did Pang Zaiyuan still say that he was fucked for 400,000 words? Obviously, he read the pirated version!
No wonder Pang Zaiyuan looked at him in astonishment with an indescribable expression every time he was typing. He thought he was very smart, but it turned out that he had been discovered long ago.
In Pang Zaiyuan's heart, I am no longer the pure and fresh him...
What should I do if I really want to abandon my pen name immediately?
Moreover! Pang Zaiyuan also knows his welfare group! ! If he didn't know, how could he use the author's account to say such things in the welfare group? ! Maybe Pang Zaiyuan's true identity is hidden in the welfare group! Ah, I really want to disband the welfare group immediately, what should I do!
The more Ning Wenru thought about it, the more horrified he felt. He almost pulled his hair out. He had no idea how long Pang Zaiyuan had been lurking among his readers, and he had no idea what Pang Zaiyuan was planning to do to him.
Ning Wenru, who was desperate, sent a message to his gay friend: You knew it a long time ago, why didn’t you call me to tell me? Now tell me what to do!
Gay friend: You know I seldom open QQ. I just found out when I happened to open your welfare group this afternoon. I really want to help you but I'm sorry, wait for me to laugh for a while, hahahahahahahahaha
Ning Wenru: ...
Before Ning Wenru could figure out what to do, the Lamborghini that picked up the three beauties had already driven in front of Ning Wenru, and the window was lowered, revealing Pang Zaiyuan's face.
"Get in the car." Pang Zaiyuan gave the order neatly and efficiently.
The back seat window was also lowered, and the three beauties sitting in the back seat looked at Ning Wenru with interest.
Pang Zaiyuan seemed to know what Ning Wenru wanted to ask, and explained, "Get in the car. My friend drove away. They took Didi, so I don't know them."
Pang Zaiyuan looked normal.
Ning Weiru took a deep breath and saw that the back seat was full, so he quickly jumped to the front passenger seat and quickly closed the door. Fortunately, the beauties who took Didi taxis helped to buy time, so Ning Wenru could continue to think about how to talk to Pang Zaiyuan.
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While Ning Wenru was lost in thought, the beauties sitting in the back seat of the Didi taxi started chatting with Pang Zaiyuan.
The lively and cheerful beauty asked, "Is this really a Lamborghini? This is the first time I've taken a Didi taxi and got such a luxury car. It feels so fantastic! Will it be a loss to drive a luxury car as a Didi driver?"
Pang Zaiyuan replied, "It's a loss. If I were to do it exclusively, I wouldn't even have enough money for gas. I just took it because it was on my way."
The beauty smiled and said, "No wonder you only took over 30 orders. I wanted to cancel the order when I saw that there were too few orders, but the school dormitory closes at 11 o'clock, and we will be deducted points if we are late."
Ning Wenru asked, "So you are also students of X University?"
The beauty replied, "No, we are from A University."
It takes 40 minutes to drive from A to X.
Ning Wenru couldn't help but have a different opinion of Pang Zaiyuan. He drove a luxury car to be a Didi driver just to look handsome, and said it was convenient for him, so he sent the girls from University A back to the dormitory before the dormitory closed at 11 o'clock. However, he forgot that they also had to return to school before 11 o'clock.
Maybe by then Pang Zaiyuan would teach him how to climb over the wall into the school and then climb back to the dormitory.
The most urgent thing is to think about how to start the conversation.
I have to shamelessly say to Pang Zaiyuan: "Hey! Have you read my other BL novels? Which one do you like best? Which part of the story do you like the most?"
I still have to ask, "What does it feel like to find out that your roommate has written you into a 400,000-word fuck?"