After a morning of study and exchange, Ning Wenru, who was threatened to bow to the anal sex forces, finally had some free time. After dinner, he opened QQ on his mobile phone to see how his welfare group had been transformed.
After some searching, I found out that the name of the welfare group [Da Mumu’s Three Thousand Concubines] has been changed to [Happy Birthday to Da Mumu].
Good, that's honest.
His birthday is coming soon, so it's okay to change it to this.
With such a big change, Ning Wenru didn't see any little angels chatting with him privately, but there were more "tweets". Ning Wenru clicked on it, and the first thing that popped up was a group announcement.
The latest group announcement popped up, explaining the reason for kicking out a certain administrator and his secondary account. As a punishment, all benefits in the welfare group were deleted.
Anyway, his welfare manager had kept records, so Ning Wenru had no objection to this handling. He just took a deep breath and went to check the management records.
Pang Zaiyuan really kept his word. He only used his account to kick out two people, one was a little angel who rarely showed up, and the other was the administrator Aye who had been missing for a long time. The lurking reader Ning Wenru did not add him as a friend, but the administrator did.
The little angel who was able to make Ning Wenru add her as a friend and give her the management role also had a good chat with her back then. Many of Ning Wenru's articles at the beginning were very unpopular, and they remained unknown, with empty comments. Ah Ye followed Ning Wenru's articles from his first novel, popping up from time to time to leave comments, booking the entire comment area, giving him motivation to continue writing, and even suggesting that he open a welfare group. Although Ah Ye, the administrator, has been missing for a long time, Ning Wenru still hasn't forgotten her.
Ning Wenru hesitated for a moment, opened the chat box, and wanted to ask why.
But as soon as he opened the chat box, he received a system prompt: Hello! After verification, due to abnormal behavior of the number (such as sending spam, harassment, advertising, pornography, fraud, etc.), the user has been permanently blocked.
Blocked? Ning Wenru opened the chat history of Manyou, but did not see any message that Pang Zaiyuan had sent using his account.
Ning Wenru was about to ask for clarification when he received a private message from Pang Zaiyuan: Is she online? I asked someone to find evidence and report that person. She resold multiple literary works by multiple authors, and the amount of the crime exceeded 10,000 yuan. She committed the crime of copyright infringement and was dealt with according to the law. Now she has been fined and arrested.
Since the law is like this, Ning Wenru felt a little sad, but he had nothing to say: How come you caught me as soon as I came online?
Yuan: I set the invisible visibility and online reminder. See the group.
Ning Wenru received a message from Pang Zaiyuan. He opened the welfare group and found that all the little angels in the group sent the same sentence!
[Happy birthday to Da Mumu tomorrow! I will love you for ten thousand years! ]
With such uniform sentences, it is obvious that this is the red envelope password!
However, Ning Wenru was still very happy to receive the blessing and immediately expressed his gratitude:
【A Husband at Home】20cm Da Mu Mu: Thank you everyone.
I wish Mumu and her husband a happy marriage 1: Is this Mumu's true self? I don't dare to tease you anymore qaq I am a bottle and I am happy to put it into my anus
【A Husband at Home】20cm Big Mumu: It's the real one. Why did the style of painting the bottle suddenly change?
[A Husband at Home] 20cm Da Mumu: Hey, where is my title of the world's number one general attacker!
I wish Mumu and her husband a long and happy marriage 2: Only Mumu can change the title! I used to be called "your husband", but Mumu's husband changed my name card to this.
I wish Mumu and her husband a happy marriage 3: Mumu! My name has also been changed by your husband. I am the author, Panting Under Me. Now I have to be called Number Three qaq.
I wish Mumu and her husband a happy marriage 4: I dare not say that the author is under me, and I bow to the power of love.JPG
[Da Mumu’s husband] Yuan: Mumu had a high fever last time because he stayed up late for a long time. Please monitor him together. If you find that he secretly updates in the middle of the night, please tell me and give him negative feedback.
Then the little angels in the group all said "Yes, my Lord!" Ning Wenru smiled and sighed. Although he was restricted, it was still a good feeling to be cared for and supervised by others.
However, Pang Zaiyuan showed off his affection so ostentatiously in the welfare group, and Ning Wensi and his best friend Lan Zhuohang, as administrators, must be aware of it!
Ning Wensi, his younger sister, had apparently also been checking the welfare group after class at noon. She immediately called Ning Wenru and said, "Brother! Has your QQ been hacked? Do you know what happened to your welfare group?"
Ning Wenru smiled helplessly: "I know, I gave him the password."
The younger sister was obviously choked. She was silent for a long time before she asked with difficulty: "Brother, are you really bent? Is that Yuan really with you? Who is he? How can he be said to be your husband? Brother, are you okay with it?"
In response to his sister's series of questions, Ning Wenru explained one sentence at a time: "It's a long story. I was bent over and was together with him. He was my roommate and probably wanted to try it with me after reading the article I wrote. His conditions were very good and I didn't accept them. I have said so much, don't worry, I know my limits and I won't suffer any loss."
The younger sister said, "Okay, I won't ask anymore. But he sent a lot of red envelopes in the group and changed your title. It looks like you are in the honeymoon period! Brother is bent, so be it. In fact, I want to help you find someone. I really hope that brother can find a good person."
Ning Wenru asked, "Aren't you surprised that I bent?"
My sister laughed and said, "Actually, when you wrote the article, I knew you were going to do it. I will keep it a secret from my parents for now. In exchange, I will tell you more details! How far have you guys progressed?"
My sister is also an experienced writer, Ning Wenru didn't hesitate at all and replied, "It didn't come to that. We just kissed and then I went out to compete."
The younger sister wanted to ask more questions, but Ning Wenru did not reveal more. After all, she was the younger sister, and even if she was an experienced driver, Ning Wenru would be embarrassed if he told her too much. Ning Wenru just told his younger sister to study hard and not to worry too much.
Just after hanging up the phone, Ning Wenru received another question from his gay friend: According to the welfare group, it turns out that you and your roommate are really having an affair! Why didn't you tell me about such a happy event! You didn't reply when AIDS Blue asked you. And how can he say that he became your husband by showing off his affection? Tell me, did your roommate fuck you so hard that you were dizzy and pale and your anus was broken!
Ning Wenru sighed and replied: It's not that I won't reply, but he ordered Aizhilan to delete it. Now they kissed before they even had sex.
Friend: Hey, I'm so angry! Why haven't you done it yet? Tell me what's going on and I'll give you some advice.
Ning Wenru typed quickly and wrote down the general cause and effect, omitting the part about playing at night and only talking about the part where Pang Zaiyuan confessed to him and kissed him.
My gay friend had a big reaction after reading it: WTF!! A normal straight man saw that you wrote a 400,000-word BL novel about how to fuck him in various ways, but he didn't pick up a 40-meter-long sword and stab you to death, but kept forcing himself to take care of you when you were sick, confessed to you, and now he hasn't touched you? I think he must love you very much.
Ning Wenru couldn't help but show his affection: I think so too:)
The gay friend also analyzed it for Ning Wenru: At present, your flirting skills are worthy of praise, and the best ones are those who cannot be pursued. But he is a retired soldier, and you are such a homebody. You always pass the 1000-meter physical test last. What should you do if he wants to force himself on you?
Ning Wenru: I can't beat him, but I made an agreement with him that I can only go up if he agrees. He is a man who keeps his promises, and I believe him.
The gay friend obviously didn't believe it, and sang a song to Ning Wenru in a very happy tone: Your anus is broken, your butt is hurt, your anus has turned inside out, your anus is contracted and it's causing you to suffer. You can only lie quietly, your anus is broken, your butt is hurt...
Now, gay friends are here to please everyone! Ning Wenru simply didn't want to pay attention to him, but his gay friend sent him another message to save him: Ning Ning, if you provoke him, you just want to beat him up! Fuck him and you'll be relieved. But I support you in friendship, and I actually think he'll beat you up haha ...
Ning Wenru didn't reply, but crossed out his friend's chat box and set the chat prompt to be ignored.
After exiting the chat box with his gay friend, Ning Wenru saw Pang Zaiyuan sent him a message: Yuan: I changed the welfare group like this to make you happy. If you don't like it, you can change it back.
Yuan: It's your birthday tomorrow and I don't want to miss it. I'll fly over tonight and wait for you at the hotel.
Yuan: In?
Ning Wenru: Yes, then I’ll buy some things and go back early tonight.
Pang Zaiyuan couldn't help but fly over to celebrate his birthday with him for three days, and Ning Wenru was also quite moved.
Moreover, Pang Zaiyuan had read his articles, and they had played freely during the three days they had not seen each other. His lustful thoughts were all seen through. Pang Zaiyuan did not mind coming to him at all, or Pang Zaiyuan also wanted to take it a step further. They were all adults, so Ning Wenru was not hypocritical. After being despised by his gay friend, Ning Wenru decided to attack him at all costs! When he finished his afternoon study and exchange schedule, he used the excuse of leaving the group and went to the drugstore to buy lubricants and condoms.
Ning Wenru bought his own model and Pang Zaiyuan's model. After thinking about it, Ning Wenru went to buy a large bottle of Coke and a large paper cup. After returning home, he put the Coke in the refrigerator in the hotel room and put the paper cup on the bedside table.
But when Ning Wenru opened the bedside cabinet, he found that the cabinet, which was originally empty, magically had two large bottles of lubricants and a box of gold-bound Okamoto 003.