Chapter 47 Taoist Priest, I’m wearing pants, I’m wearing pants
The moonlight is beautiful.
The wind was calm, and the once noisy mass grave finally became peaceful and quiet.
But with the appearance of these two.
The mass graves became even more filthy.
"Sister, look, look."
"I saw it, don't look at it."
The two women were shocked.
Deeply horrified by human perversion.
"Fellow Daoist, you come to this mass grave to practice ghost arts instead of finding a place to sleep in the middle of the night. You are too hardworking." Master Dayue Xuan said with a smile.
"Wait, who is your Taoist friend? And I am practicing the authentic Taoism. Your behavior is really against morals."
This is the first time since I came down the mountain that someone calls me a fellow Taoist. I feel sick inside.
Do you think his master is a pervert?
Do you think his senior brother is a pervert?
But even if he was so perverted, such a terrible thing had never happened. Even the master and senior brothers knew how to play with the mistress. Who could have thought that some practitioners in this world would be so perverted.
Master Otsuki smiled and said nothing. Instead, he grabbed the young man's legs and turned them violently, just like turning a steering wheel. The young man spun with his feet on the ground.
Bo! "Master, is the fire out?" The young man licked the corner of his mouth.
"Yeah, not bad."
Master Dayue Xuan nodded, gave a very high evaluation, and then looked at Lin Fan.
"It seems that you have a narrow vision." Master Dayue Xuan smiled, "My disciple has no other skills, but he is quite accomplished in extinguishing fires. If you cannot accept it, it is because you have never experienced it. Why not come and give it a try? I guarantee that you will be so happy that you will never want to leave."
Pervert, such a fucking pervert.
Not only is he a pervert himself, he also wants to turn others into perverts.
This world is so terrible.
Lin Fan cares about the people, slays demons, helps the weak, and upholds justice, but there are times when his eyes are completely tainted.
The evil aura of the grandmother and grandson was indeed overbearing and had a profound impact.
"Put your pants on me." Lin Fan scolded.
Master Dayue looked down at his crotch, then looked at Lin Fan, feeling offended.
"Fellow Daoist, it is my freedom whether I wear it or not. If you want me to wear it, I won't. I just like to show off. Please don't blink, fellow Daoist, and watch me show off my special moves."
"Stand up! Stand up! Swing left! Swing right! I shrink! I stretch!"
"I want to stuff my fellow Taoist into his little..."
Master Dayue Xuan looked at Lin Fan jokingly, and was about to finish what he was saying when he was interrupted by Lin Fan.
"Shut up, you monster, I'm going to fuck your mother, and kill her."
Lin Fan cursed loudly, his eyes flashing red, and in an instant, the red light containing murderous energy hit Master Dayue Xuan's chest. This sudden situation made them unable to react.
Phew!
The power of the Blood-Evil and Shocking Eyes was so terrifying that it pierced through Master Dayue Xuan’s chest.
Master Dayue Xuan stared blankly, looking down at the bloody hole in his chest, then looked around and slowly raised his hand, "Master, save me, save me..."
Boom!
Master Otsuki fell backwards and collapsed to the ground with a loud bang.
[Merit +1.5]
The young man at the side looked at the situation in front of him blankly, his expression changed from calm to disbelief, and then from disbelief to pain.
"Disciple..." The young man rushed to him and hugged him in his arms, his voice trembling, "My beloved disciple, why are you so heartless to leave me? Our scenario mode has just begun, and it has not ended yet. Who do you want me to put out fires for in the future? Where can you go to feel the things I once did for your master?"
Sadness, pain, discomfort.
The real Master Otsuki slowly stood up.
He took out the Thousand Souls Banner from his back, clenched his hands, leaned the soul pole on the ground, and shouted loudly.
"Soul, soul, soul, come. Please, my beloved disciple's soul, enter my Thousand Souls Banner."
The Thousand Souls Banner vibrated, and an evil light suddenly appeared.
The soul of the dead fake Master Dayue Xuan seemed to have found its home and flew into the Thousand Souls Banner.
Then, the real Master Dayue looked at Lin Fan angrily.
"Fellow Daoist, my beloved disciple asked you to join our plot, but not only did you not accept the kindness, you also attacked and harmed my disciple. I will destroy your cultivation, crush your penis, and use the supreme magic to reverse yin and yang, and rape you day and night, and mess with you."
“Ahhhh!!!”
Master Dayue Xuan howled towards the sky, extremely crazy.
At this time, the two women watched the situation in front of them silently.
"Sister, why didn't the Taoist priest take off his robes and just called me Laozi? You got the procedure wrong."
"Sister, the Taoist priest's defense has been broken."
"ah?"
"The Taoist priest has encountered a pervert, and his heart of Taoism has been broken. He no longer cares about that."
"ah?"
"Stop it, watch carefully, learn carefully, the Taoist priest is teaching us special methods for special times, don't stick to the rules, and learn to be flexible."
"Oh, that means the final right of interpretation lies with the Taoist priest."
"Sister, don't say that. The Taoist priest will be unhappy."
"oh."
The two women communicated, analyzed, and defended the Taoist priest.
The corners of Lin Fan's mouth trembled, not because he was afraid, but because he was a little upset by the other party's words.
"Demon, I will clean up the entire cultivation world today. Your existence brings shame to the cultivation world."
"The Taoist wants to destroy you."
He is not afraid of evil people.
I'm afraid of encountering perverts.
Damn it, Master Guiwu was right, he breathes in and out foul air, has an ugly appearance, and a twisted mind. The guy in front of me really has a twisted and perverted mind.
More evil than demons, more cruel than monsters, and more sinister than evil spirits.
Lin Fan rushed towards Master Dayue Xuan with a murderous look on his face.
"Asshole, pay for my disciple's life."
Master Dayue Xuan shook the Thousand Souls Banner frantically. In an instant, gusts of cold wind and endless black fog emerged from the banner along with the shrill sounds of ghosts crying and wolves howling.
These souls have green faces and fangs, and are filled with a ghostly aura. After being nourished by the Thousand Souls Banner, they are naturally not comparable to ordinary ghosts.
The eye of merit is opened.
I thought these souls could have merit points.
Who would have thought that there was nothing.
However, among the densely packed souls, one soul attracted his attention.
2.0.
If I'm not mistaken, it should be the main soul of the Thousand Souls Banner.
“Kill, kill, kill.”
Master Dayue roared, and the souls swarmed over, determined to devour the flesh and blood of the living beings before them.
Faced with the intrusion of densely packed souls.
He was not afraid at all.
He performed the soul refining technique, and a strong ghost energy burst out from his body. He opened his mouth, and a surge of suction force enveloped his soul and began to pull at the Thousand Souls Banner.
"What? You actually want to swallow the souls that this master has worked so hard to collect."
Master Otsuki was angry.
The Thousand Soul Banner is his only magical weapon. From the time he refined it to now, he has finally accumulated hundreds of souls. If it is sucked away by the other party, all his efforts over the years would be in vain.
Besides, not every soul can enter the Thousand Souls Banner.
Ordinary ghosts need to be nourished slowly before they can transform after entering the Thousand Souls Banner, and this process is long.
Over the years, he has been searching for the magic of refining souls.
Unfortunately it's very hard to find.
Never meet.
This also greatly limits the power of the Thousand Souls Banner.
Suddenly, the situation on the scene changed.
He was somewhat unable to control these souls, as one soul after another was sucked into the opponent's mouth. If the situation continued like this, all his years of hard work would probably be destroyed by the opponent.
"Master, come on." Master Dayue Xuan roared.
The master soul of the Thousand Souls Banner, who was also his master, roared angrily, and his ten fingers grew sharp green nails. Like a shrew, he stretched out his hands and grabbed the other person randomly.
"Demon Summoning Fist."
Lin Fan roared, his demonic flames rising, and his punch condensed boundless ghost energy. This evil aura actually frightened the main soul, and when his fist was about to approach.
He loosened his fist and grabbed the other person's head with his five fingers wrapped in ghost energy.
Cheek to cheek, open mouth, and suck.
The main soul struggled and roared, trying to break free from such control.
The Thousand Souls Banner controlled by Master Dayue Xuan was constantly vibrating, and there were signs that it was about to slip out of his hands.
"Ah, my master, my main soul."
Master Otsuki was completely panicked.
In order to capture his master's soul, he went through untold hardships. His master's cultivation was higher than his, and he had no ability to kill his master at that time. He could only smear poison on his mouth until his master was poisoned, and then he could capture his master's soul safely.
But he was afraid of repeating the same mistake, so he never asked his beloved disciple to put out the fire for him, but he put out the fire for his beloved disciple.
Only by remembering the past can we always remain vigilant.
At this time, the souls absorbed by Lin Fan were being shared by the Dao Soul.
But who could have thought that the main soul of the Thousand Soul Banner would not be suppressed and would continue to kill his Dao Soul. Such behavior made him furious. The demons and evil ways actually turned against Tiangang and killed the Dao Soul that practiced with him.
Such behavior is truly outrageous.
"What kind of magic is this? How can you take my soul?" Master Xuan Dayue looked like he was about to cry, and his voice was crying.
"Bullshit, this is the authentic Taoist soul refining technique."
Plop! Master Dayue knelt decisively and shouted, "Senior, can you teach me?"
"tui!"
A double entendre.
Lin Fan spat the main soul into his palm like spitting, clenched his fist with all his strength, and completely crushed the main soul that Dao Soul could not take down.
[Merit +2]
As the main soul dissipated, the Thousand Soul Banner lost its power greatly without its main soul, and all its ghostly aura disappeared, turning into an ordinary soul banner.
"Ah, Master, my master." Master Otsuki exclaimed.
He was certain that the monster in front of him was breathing in and out foul air, which had already messed up his brain, made his heart twisted and perverted, and his behavior irrational. His very existence was polluting the world.
No communication with the other party.
He took out a white talisman and then the bronze coffin.
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Staring at each other intently.
With his magic power in motion and his target clear, he lifted the bronze coffin high and dropped it suddenly.
Bang! An invisible wave spread out.
The curse technique can destroy enemies invisibly, and practitioners with lower cultivation than him find it difficult to resist.
"Ah..." The grieving Master Dayue only felt a terrifying evil force enveloping him. Severe pain swept through his body, causing him to roll on the ground. "It hurts so much, it hurts so much."
Bang! A blow fell.
Master Dayue Xuan was bleeding from all seven orifices and his face was horribly painful.
"Senior, please stop taking pictures. I'm wearing pants. I'm wearing them..."
Bang! Another blow fell.
Master Dayue Xuan’s five fingers formed into claws, grabbing his head in pain, “My head is going to explode, it hurts so much, Senior, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I…”
Suddenly, Master Dayue Xuan kicked his legs and seemed to be really dead.
Bang! The seemingly dead Master Otsuki began to roll over again. It turned out that he was just pretending to be dead.
Just when the pain reaches its peak, the nerves become numb.
Enduring the pain, Master Dayue took out a few silver needles, stabbed them into his head, bit off his thumb, chewed it into pulp, and then...
Phew!
Master Otsuki Genshi, who was still operating, looked at the bloody hole in his chest.
He raised his head again and glanced at Lin Fan, whose red light in his eyes was gradually fading away.
His mouth moved, with a look of unwillingness on his face.
It was as if saying, I am casting a spell, why did you suddenly attack? This is not in line with the procedures of fighting.
【Merit+3.0】
The fight is over.
The perverted monster was completely eliminated.
Lin Fan looked up at the sky, not knowing if it was an illusion, the night sky became much brighter, and even the temperature around him rose.
The two women transformed into human form and approached him, and he could hear the Taoist priest's exclamation.
"Only a world like this can give birth to such a monster."
"Can I really change?"
The two women were moved.
"Master, we believe you." said Fox Daji.
Lin Fan turned around and smiled, "Thank you very much, you all saw what happened just now."
“Yes.”
"What do you think?"
Fox Daji said: "The Taoist priest uses authentic Taoist methods to slay demons and monsters, but in the eyes of the monsters, they think that the Taoist priest is using evil methods. But we know whether it is evil or not. If they are wrong, it is because their cognition is influenced by the filthy world."
"Well, well said. It seems that you have made a lot of progress recently." Lin Fan nodded and looked at Mao Miaomiao.
Mao Miaomiao was very nervous and thought quickly, "Me...me too."
Lin Fan smiled and looked at the body that was deader than dead.
"Do you think that I, the Taoist priest, was broken-hearted by the other party just now?"
"Ah? No." The two women shook their heads hurriedly.
Lin Fan said, "It's okay. Taoist priest, I was not defeated by the other party. It's just that my Taoism has gradually become more sophisticated. After experiencing all kinds of things in the secular world, my Tao heart has begun to be perfect. A Buddhist monk once said that wine and meat go through the stomach, but the Buddha sits in the heart. This is the practice of Buddhism to an extremely high level, and I have gradually touched the realm of being as good as water."
The two women looked at the Taoist priest eagerly.
What do you mean? I don't understand.
But they knew that the Taoist priest's words were far from over.
"The highest virtue is like water, you know that, right?"
"I don't know." The two women shook their heads. Even if a sensible demon knew, they would say they didn't know. This is the human relationship between demons and humans.
"It's alright. I'll tell you. As the saying goes, the highest good is like water. It means that one's character is like water, nourishing all things without competing for fame and gain. Since I came into the world, I have killed demons and monsters, punished the strong and helped the weak. Have I left a name behind, or have people praised me?"
"No."
"Then do I care about other people's opinions of me when I occasionally use foul language?"
"I don't care."
"That's right, I'm beginning to understand. Have you guys understood?"
“I understand.”
The two girls nodded frantically in approval. Fox Daji said, "The Taoist master has a profound realm. We are lucky to be able to follow him and practice Taoism. We are willing to follow him for the rest of our lives."
"Me too."
At this time, they found that the Taoist priest was covered in black smoke, which was the result of ghost energy overflowing.
"Master, you..."
"It's okay. This is a sign that my souls are being inspired and starting to transform. Watch carefully."
As soon as he finished speaking, Lin Fan leaped into the air and landed on the boulder.
Completely release the Tao soul behind you.
In an instant, the entire mass grave was filled with ghostly aura and black fog, with countless souls floating everywhere.
"Come out, Dao Souls."
There were bursts of whistling sounds.
One after another, the souls lined up in an orderly manner and appeared in the mass grave.
Lin Fan admired the masterpiece with great satisfaction, just like he was attending a military parade.
All the black shadow ghosts transformed into gray shadow ghosts, and red ghosts and white ghosts also appeared.
Counting them carefully.
Seventy gray ghosts.
Ten ghosts in red.
A ghost in white.
"Yes, I finally cultivated a white-robed Dao soul."
His white-clothed Taoist soul is much more powerful than the white-clothed ghost demon that previously served as the tiger demon's lackey.
It is calculated based on merit points.
That is equivalent to about 0.2 to 0.3.
The two women stood by and watched silently, not daring to speak or move.
Lin Fan's heart moved, and the Taoist souls returned to his body. All the ghost energy dissipated, and he turned into a gentle and elegant Taoist priest again.
Came to the corpse.
"Filthy mouth."
Lin Fan picked up the axe and swung it violently, chopping off Master Dayue Xuan's head. He then used the axe to chop off the contents of the crotch of the corpse next to him.
Pinch your fingers to condense.
Condense the two corpses into flesh spirit fragrance.
Afterwards, he searched the two men, but did not find those evil secrets, otherwise he would have destroyed them on the spot.
"Hey, this slab of gravel?"
He found a palm-sized stone slab from Master Dayue.
This is similar to the stone tablet he got from the tiger demon.
There are incomprehensible symbols on it.
Watch carefully, feel it with your heart, and suddenly, the panel vibrates.
[Skill: Thousand Soul Banner]
This is the technique for refining the Thousand Soul Banner.
He picked up the dim Thousand Souls Banner and looked at it.
"Well, they actually used human bones as the main body, which is simply inhuman."
How could a Taoist like him use human bones to refine the Thousand Souls Banner? Without even a second thought, he held both sides with his hands, raised his knees, and exerted force suddenly. With a snap, Master Dayue Xuan's Thousand Souls Banner broke into two pieces.
Not even satisfying.
The eyes are charged and red light bursts out.
Directly blasted the Thousand Souls Banner into pieces.
After dealing with everything, he found that the evil aura that enveloped him had completely dissipated.
"Look at these two monsters. They have done all kinds of bad things, not a single good thing. Actually, we have to thank that old lady. If I hadn't met her, how could I have attracted these two monsters and how could I have achieved a breakthrough in my Taoism during the fight?" Lin Fan sighed.
"This is all because the Taoist priest sowed good seeds and reaped good rewards." Fox Daji said.
"Well said, I agree."
He had long said that the two women had a destiny with Taoism, especially Fox Daji, whose destiny was even deeper. If they followed him in cultivation, they would surely become demon fairies one day in the future.
However, Mao Miaomiao is not as smart as her sister.
You still need to continue learning.
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