Save the Family Doctor (XIX)
Jiang Yuanshi had never thought in his life that he would be squeezed in a small space with other people to do such a thing.
He regretted it after Z01 came in.
I felt like I was out of my mind. Why didn't I just go out? Why did I have to squeeze together with such a huge creature?
Unfortunately it's too late.
Z01 had an indifferent expression. He greeted Jiang Yuanshi in a businesslike manner, then "whoosh" took off the man's pants.
Jiang Yuanshi:! ? ?
Z01 reaches out, looks at the snake, dismantles it, takes it off, helps pull the pants back up, zips up, signals completion, and politely exits.
The entire operation process went smoothly, leaving Jiang Yuanshi standing there in a daze.
Is this...right?
He no longer had the ability to tell the difference, after all, he had already taken it off and put it on again. Jiang Yuanshi numbly buttoned up his trousers.
My heart felt as cold as if I had been killing fish in the supermarket for eighteen years.
Let’s get to work.
He is going out to work.
Z01, who received the request, had never seen the host so positive before. He asked, "Are you going out now? You can cultivate your soul in this space."
Jiang Yuanshi: "No need, work is more important, earning points makes me happy."
Z01 agreed with doubt but relief, and wrote in the Human Observation Manual while closing the space -
The host is energetic and ambitious (emergency)
"Host, please be prepared. We are returning to the mission world."
The white space began to degenerate little by little, replaced by a wall of garbled data, a snow screen that kept flashing, and occasionally a scene appeared, Jiang Shi’s living room, a hotel with a unified logo, a villa that he had to go to day and night...
Jiang Yuanshi asked calmly: "Another bug?"
Z01 replied calmly: "Yes."
Jiang Yuanshi: "How long will it take to get better?"
Z01: "It is under maintenance. Please wait for a moment, or you will be forced to escape from the bug after the plot appears."
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh", sat down on the spot, stretched his legs into a V shape, put his hands behind his back, looked up at the 01 code on the wall, and asked casually: "Is your mission world in the bookstore the same as the human world, and the network is run by code? I thought your Lord God just waved his hand and a planet appeared."
Z01 replied: "Host, the Lord is not the God of Creation. The Book Bureau can create a new world through other means. The current method is also proposed by the Lord. All systems need to do is implant the learning code, jointly create, and maintain it later. The Lord will do it himself in an emergency."
"I see. In the workplace, machines replace human labor, saving time, money and effort." Jiang Yuanshi hit the nail on the head, "Isn't that just you, the Lord God, trying to slack off?"
Z01: “…”
Jiang Yuanshi: "Who came up with that 404?"
Z01: "Yes."
Jiang Yuanshi sighed: "It's no wonder he's such a great man."
Z01 corrected: "That Lord God is still alive and in high school."
Jiang Yuanshi stood up and looked at Z01: "Is this true?"
Z01 nodded.
Jiang Yuanshi spread his hands and lay on the ground.
"Host, what's wrong with you?"
"It's great that I can be a leader while still in school." Jiang Yuanshi said, lying on the ground, "I don't want to be a human being anymore!"
This human always spoke nonsense. Z01 tried to understand but failed: "Host, you are dead."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Yes, it's a good thing I can't be resurrected, otherwise I would have to work if I were alive. No 996! No 007!"
Z01: What are you talking about?
Human language is so complex.
"If I could make a wish, I would become a wandering soul and have a special networked computer for ghosts. This way, I could play games all day without getting tired or sleepy."
"But your game is untouchable by humans."
"Then let the ghosts play with it, or let your system play with it, and make some idle games, while guiding the host to idle away." Jiang Yuanshi rolled over and lay on the ground to look at Z01, "How about I make one for you when I have time? A reading machine like this, but with voice version, and real-time explanation."
Z01 was about to refuse, but then he closed his mouth.
"Forget it. Your system database is so extensive and its performance is so advanced that it shouldn't be necessary."
"No, it's very necessary."
Jiang Yuanshi was busy rolling on the ground and didn't hear clearly: "Huh? What did you say?"
The host's voice became quieter, and Z01 realized that the host had rolled to the opposite corner without knowing when. What a strange human being. Z01 sighed and said, "Nothing. Please don't roll around on the ground. The bug will be fixed soon. Please be prepared."
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh" and was halfway up the mountain when he suddenly saw a flash of light in front of his eyes. He couldn't help but close his eyes. When he opened them again, the originally quiet environment was filled with rustling sounds and hot air blew on his face.
Jiang Yuanshi opened his eyes, met the sunlight, and started to shed tears. When he was about to raise his hand to wipe them, he felt the touch of sand under his palm.
Jiang Yuanshi lowered his head.
It's sand.
He looked around.
Sunshine, beach, waves, and endless woods.
Jiang Yuanshi: What did you do for him?
"System, where is this?" Jiang Yuanshi asked in the voice of Jiang Shi. He looked at his hands. His fingers were long and healthy.
He returned to Jiang Shi's body.
The red snake on Jiang Yuanshi's right wrist raised its body and looked around: "Host, this is a small island. According to the plot, it is now in the middle and late stages of Li Pu's escape and Fan Dian's pursuit."
"Bugs can also skip plots?"
Z01 replied: "...No, according to the display, the previous plot has been completed and it is normal operation."
——
Without a host, the original body is just a shell. How can it operate without an operator? The result is predictable.
Facing this situation, Jiang Yuanshi was not surprised at all. He walked to the beach, and the sea reflected Jiang Shi's shadow. Jiang Yuanshi raised his hand and said to the sea: "Hi, hello, is anyone there?"
Z01: …
shadow:……
There was no response, and the shadow did not change. Jiang Yuanshi withdrew his hand, raised his hand and said to the snake on his wrist: "Look, I have read it but I won't reply."
Z01: …
"Doctor Jiang, what are you doing?" A familiar buffalo voice came from behind, with a tone of hesitation and disbelief.
Not only did a person greet the sea and talk to himself, but he also tried to communicate with a snake.
Anyone who sees this kind of scene would think there is a madman.
Jiang Yuanshi turned around and saw Fan Dian, who was in a suit not far away, frowning at him. Fan Dian stepped forward steadily and said, "Doctor Jiang, I kept you by my side so that you could treat Li Pu as soon as you found him. Even if he hasn't been found yet, I didn't let you come here to play in the water."
Fan Dian's tone was serious and his words were erratic. He seemed to have returned to being the literary tyrant that he was when they first met.
"If anything happens to Jiang Shi, you and that group of people will be buried with him."
Sure enough, a crazy person.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Fan." Dr. Jiang apologized sincerely.
Fan Dian suddenly said in a friendly manner, "Forget it. You haven't slept for three days and three nights. It's better to take a rest so that you don't fail to cure Li Pu."
No wonder he sees shadows.
"Thank you Mr. Fan for your understanding. I believe Madam is fine and may not need any medical treatment." Jiang Yuanshi didn't understand why the other party was so sure that Li Pu would definitely be injured.
Fan Dian's frown never dropped: "Humph, I hope so, but that guy never comes back intact, either with injuries here or broken bones there, and I don't know what he did."
Aren't I hiding from you?
Fan Dian told a series of stories about Li Pu's escapes. After listening to them, Jiang Yuanshi found that Li Pu's escapes were mostly caused by Fan Dian's madness. He would always bring up his dead brother and start to make trouble. Li Pu couldn't stand it and started to run away.
In the original novel, the word "brother" runs throughout the whole text, but it is basically a mood warning. Once the keyword "brother" appears, the next part of the plot will definitely be a big chase and escape dododo segment.
It feels like I’m relying on my brother’s entries to fill my KPI.
As Fan Dian was talking, he suddenly waved his hand. A tall bodyguard in black appeared behind him and stepped forward with both hands. A large black umbrella blocked Fan Dian's sunlight.
Unfortunately, as a worker, Dr. Jiang does not receive this treatment.
So under the scorching sun, two people exposed to the sun listened to a domineering boss with an umbrella on his head and his hands in his pockets talking for half an hour.
It has to be said that the sun on the island looks gentle but is actually extremely scorching. Jiang Yuanshi felt his head was hot and his face was burning. There were afterimages of Fan Dian and the bodyguard in front of him. The two men looked almost the same in height and shape. If it weren't for their clothes, one could hardly tell who was who by looking at their eyebrows and eyes.
Jiang Yuanshi felt like he was going to have hallucinations.
Seeing that Fan Dian was about to continue talking, he decisively chose to play dead.
As Fan Dian was talking, the man in the white coat suddenly fell to the ground. At the same time, the bodyguard handed over the communicator, "Mr. Fan, we have found your wife. She seems to have a fracture. It's hard to move her. The terrain is complicated and the stretcher can't be used."
Fan Dian:!
Fan Dian glared at the bodyguard: "Why don't you hold an umbrella for the doctor? Don't you know how important he is? If anything happens to Li Pu, you will be buried with him!"
The bodyguard said nothing but closed the umbrella. He went forward and tried to wake Jiang Shi up but to no avail. He had no choice but to lift him up and hold the umbrella over him.
Seeing this, Fan Dian turned and left, saying, "Follow me!"
Jiang Yuanshi's feet were hanging in the air, and his armpits were painful from being pinched, but he just didn't wake up. You can never wake up a person who pretends to be asleep. Jiang Yuanshi squinted secretly and watched them walk through the woods, and occasionally a bush would scrape his trouser legs.
They went deeper and deeper into the deserted island until an abandoned cabin appeared in front of them.
The wooden house was old and dilapidated, lonely and covered with thorns on the outside.
Outside the small wooden house stood a group of men in black with no facial features.
Fan Dian pushed aside the thorn bushes and walked in. The man in black at the door said, "Mr. Fan, your wife is inside."
Fan Dian nodded and signaled the bodyguard to open the door. Fan Dian entered and the bodyguard followed him in. Fan Dian said, "Put the person aside. You can go out. Remember to close the door."
The bodyguard nodded, put Jiang Shi in the pile of spider webs in the corner, bowed, turned around and left, closing the door.
Li Pu was lying on an old bed in the house, his body dirty and covered in blood. Fan Dian approached him and said condescendingly, "Are you still running? I'll hurt myself if you leave me. It seems better to find a cage to lock you up."
Li Pu turned his head away and didn't look at Fan Dian. The air was very quiet.
After a long silence, Jiang Yuanshi was almost sleepy from watching the brain image broadcast through the system snake. He was still wondering when it would end, when Li Pu slowly sat up and slapped Fan Dian.
Fan Dian: "Oh, good fight, I like it, that's all you have, or give me another slap."
Li Pu frowned, looking ready to go.
“Pah—”
Another slap.
This time Fan Dian did not provoke again. He was hit and his head was turned to the side, so his expression could not be seen clearly, but he could also feel the low pressure.
Jiang Yuanshi prayed in his heart that the two of them would not broadcast anything dirty live.
After a long time, there was a sound of gasps in the room.
Fan Dian turned around and said, "Good slap. I see you have so much strength that you don't need treatment. Come on, slap me again if you can."
As he spoke, he held Li Pu's hand, tears streaming down his face with an expressionless face.
Jiang Yuanshi:?
Something seems wrong with the plot.
Fan Dian turned his gaze towards him with gritted teeth and whispered, "Jiang Shi, how long are you going to pretend to be asleep? The plot is almost over!"
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