The follow-up of OE that "we" expect (Part 7)
Sometimes weak creatures have trouble even getting angry.
When Jiang Yuanshi emerged from a pile of petals, he was still sleepy.
He tilted his head and rubbed his eyes, wondering when he fell asleep.
"Awake?" Z01's voice came.
Jiang Yuanshi lowered his head, rubbed his eyes and nodded, and said "hmm" vaguely.
Just as he was about to move his feet, Z01 stopped him with his hand. Jiang Yuanshi was about to ask what was wrong when he realized that there was something wrong with his perspective. Why could he see the palm of the other person's raised hand but not the person? Jiang Yuanshi stepped twice on the spot and found that something was soft under his feet. It was Z01's head.
?
A question mark popped up in Jiang Yuanshi's head. It took him a while to remember that he had competed with Z01 in tree climbing before falling asleep.
It's just self-humiliation.
The mini dragon clung to the tree with all four claws, trying hard to climb up. After a long time, Z01 reminded him that he was now a dragon. He turned around to see that the distance he had climbed was not even as high as the other person was standing. Jiang Yuanshi couldn't stand it anymore, so he simply flapped his wings and lay on Z01's head, letting the other person carry him up the tree.
The scenery on the tree is nice, but the bark of the tree rubbed my butt and I fell asleep while looking at it.
"Are you coming down?"
"Um."
Jiang Yuanshi took the Z01 palm elevator down.
He looked up at the petals scattered on Z01's black hair: "Actually, you just need to take me off your head."
Z01 blinked his vertical pixel eyes and said, "Tree bark will rub your stomach."
The dragon's skin is protected by scales, but the pixel style has omitted this part in order to highlight the cuteness of the mini dragon. However, the dragon's belly is indeed the softest part, and Jiang Yuanshi especially likes to sleep on his stomach after he turns into a mini dragon.
"Isn't your head heavy?"
"It's okay. You're very light."
In fact, Jiang Yuanshi didn’t mean that, but he didn’t know what to say.
Finally, Z01 watched the little dragon flap its wings and fly to where his eyes were level, and reached out to brush away the petals on its head.
The mini dragon's skin is orange-yellow, with its belly being the lightest part. It was right in front of Z01's eyes, rising and falling with its breathing. It looked very soft, and it was also very soft to the touch.
This was the comment made by Z01 who poked his belly a few times.
Jiang Yuanshi stepped on the other person's hand and said, "Why are you poking someone else's stomach?"
"Sorry, I couldn't help it." Z01 apologized and touched her again.
Jiang Yuanshi: “…”
There are hooligans.
The problem is that verbal blocking and kicking and punching are useless. Just stretch out your feet and pinch your hands.
Jiang Yuanshi turned into Nie Nie.
-1.
-1.
-1.
A number lit up above Z01's head, and there were circles of teeth marks on his middle finger, little finger, and ring finger.
Jiang Yuanshi smacked his lips and lay on top of the other person's head again.
The most dangerous place is the safest place.
Xiao Jianglong protected his belly, yawned and asked, "Where are we going later?"
Z01 said nothing.
"...Are you angry?" Jiang Yuanshi saw that the other party was staring at the bitten finger in a daze, and thought that Z01 was unhappy, "Are you really angry?"
Jiang Yuanshi lay on the person's head, and if he couldn't reach him, he would poke the other person's face with his tail, and then poke him gently a few times.
“Ouch!”
-1.
Jiang Yuanshi’s health, which had just been full for a short time, dropped to 9.
Jiang Yuanshi held his tail and blew air on it. A red circle flashed on the tip of his tail. Jiang Yuanshi said speechlessly: "If I bite you a few times, your health will be fine, but I only have 10 points, and I won't bite you if you don't touch me!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a hand was raised and touched Jiang Yuanshi's back. After touching him, the hand did not leave, as if waiting for something.
"……?"
Jiang Yuanshi couldn't understand the other party. He stared at the culprit and suddenly a light bulb lit up above his head. He had a strange idea, but... it shouldn't be possible. Jiang Yuanshi found it a little unbelievable.
"You... aren't you waiting for me to bite you?"
Without waiting for the other party to answer, Jiang Yuanshi flew away from Z01's head, kept a short distance between them, and looked at the other party's face.
For some reason, he could see anticipation on Z01's expressionless face.
Before he could make any move, Z01 raised his hand again and handed Jiang Yuanshi a hemostatic herb and a gold coin. Jiang Yuanshi subconsciously took it and watched the other person's hand reach to his mouth.
Jiang Yuanshi: “………………”
"Are you... serious?" Jiang Yuanshi couldn't believe it, but Z01 nodded. Help, how could someone pay to suffer?
The original punishment was turned into a strange transaction and reward by Z01, and Jiang Yuanshi suddenly stopped thinking about it.
He decided to take the money and do nothing.
He quickly stuffed the herbs and gold coins into his mouth, puffed up his cheeks and said, "No way!"
After saying that, he quickly got into the Z01 armor and didn't come out.
Z01: .
"Are you refusing to pay your debt?"
A muffled voice came from the armor, and it seemed to be still eating: "You (chew chew chew) only paid a gold coin and herbs, and I just took a few bites of you (chew chew chew), so logically (chew chew chew) you should be the one refusing to pay."
Z01: "How many more gold coins do you need?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "No, I can't eat anymore, and I don't like to bite people casually."
Z01's focus was very strange. He replied: "I am not a human. You can order whatever you want."
"..." Jiang Yuanshi was silent, "You...are so perverted."
The perverted Z01 asked pervertedly: "Why?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "Because few normal people like to spend money to get bitten."
Z01: "Hello, I'm not a human."
So you can do whatever you want and have unique hobbies, right?
Jiang Yuanshi shouted, "You are incapable of doing anything! Otherwise, go find someone else."
The perverted Z01 replied: "No, I am very loyal."
Jiang Yuanshi rolled his eyes: "Okay, Zhuanyi brother."
"..." This time it was Z01 who was silent. "Please don't follow Mr. Chen Yunqing's example."
"I haven't learned it yet, but can't I just talk about it?" Jiang Yuanshi asked, "By the way, is Yun Qing's last name Yun or Chen? From what I saw in the plot, his name is Yun Qing?"
"Chen Yunqing was his name when he was the host. When he lost his memory, he also used the memory of a certain world. According to Mr. Jiang Yuan, that world was when Yunqing was happiest, so that setting was automatically brought in. In the original world, he is still called Yunqing, but if the previous world is transformed into the real world, the other party can use these two names."
"Come to think of it, Yun Qing also played my game in a certain mission world, but can Chuanshuju enter the human world?"
"No, according to the regulations. Generally, there are derivative works of human world content, such as fan fiction, diaries, etc. Mr. Chen Yunqing said that your game appeared in a diary. The world was built based on the diary, and your work was described in detail in it. So Mr. Chen Yunqing can play your game in that world, even the original version."
Jiang Yuanshi subconsciously said, "So Chuanshuju didn't pay me the copyright fee and just copied my game?"
Jiang Yuanshi's focus was always strange. Z01 paused and said, "You can say that."
Xiaolong poked his head out of the armor and turned to look at Z01: "No, you want me to complete tasks to earn willpower and then you want to kill me. You copied my game but didn't pay me. Are you trying to take advantage of me?"
"You are a dragon now."
"Yeah, I've been fleeced so much that I'm completely bald. This dragon is so slippery."
“…”
Jiang Yuanshi was so angry that he burst into flames.
Z01 looked at the fading flame and said, "Do I need to appeal for you?"
Jiang Yuanshi said: "Will he give it to me if I appeal? Evil capitalists are not human beings. Oh, no, they are not human beings in the first place."
Z01: "There is a Lord God with human bloodline. I can help you apply to him."
Jiang Yuanshi choked twice from the fire he was breathing: "Ahem, that's fine, thank you for your help."
Z01 took some flower petals and fed them to Jiang Yuanshi. In order to get rid of the smell of smoke, Jiang Yuanshi quickly rolled them up and stuffed them into his mouth. From Z01's bird's-eye view, he could only see two round, moving balls.
In the end, I couldn't help but touch it twice with my fingertips. Just as the host said, it was slippery.
Jiang Yuanshi glanced at him and silently let the hand rub against him.
Why didn’t I realize before that this guy likes to be so mobile?
"I have appealed for you, but the response time cannot be guaranteed. Don't worry, I will apply every day."
"The signal of Chuanshushu is getting worse and worse. Is it going to close down? If it can't work, can we just change the leader?" Jiang Yuanshi couldn't help but complain, "Will you get your money deducted if you apply every day?"
"No, I have been applying, but there has been no response and no money has been deducted."
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh", then immediately realized what was happening and asked, "You've been applying? What happened?"
“…”
There was another silence. It seemed that the other party didn't want to talk. Jiang Yuanshi thought about it and didn't ask any more questions. But at this time, Z01 said, "The thing you said you would send me is not in my mailbox. I didn't receive it. I am appealing."
Jiang Yuanshi paused while chewing, then chewed more slowly again, saying, "Actually... there's no need to keep appealing. After all, it's just a worthless little thing. If it doesn't work out, I'll have the money to buy you another one later."
Z01 said stubbornly, "No, that was the first gift you gave me. Humans say that a small gift is worth a lot of thought."
"...Oh." Jiang Yuanshi, "Then keep working hard and report it."
"Okay thanks. I have a question."
"you say."
"What did you give me?"
"Are you sure you want to know now? Then the surprise will be gone."
A tangled ball of thread appeared on Z01's head, but he finally replied, "That's a pity, but only by knowing what you sent can we confirm whether the emails sent in the future are authentic."
Jiang Yuanshi wanted to say that it was something in the store. Even if they knew the item, they would just give it to him. There was no name on it. "It's a lucky charm and a bracelet for keeping safe. I wanted to choose one for you that would make you rich, but you seem to be rich enough already."
"Keep it safe? Items from the human world?"
"Yes, but it's just a psychological comfort. I hope you won't be tricked by those main gods. I originally wanted to wish you immortality, but I don't know if this blessing is considered a good one."
"It's okay, your blessing is always good."
Jiang Yuanshi sighed: "It feels like you think my slap in the face is a reward. There's no hope for you."
Z01: "No, you are the first creature to bless me, and the first to give me a gift."
Jiang Yuanshi opened his mouth but didn't say anything. He suddenly felt that it was a bit miserable for the other person to have lived for so long. He also felt like that yellow-haired guy who kidnapped Xiao Guan by giving him some worthless things.
No, he didn't kidnap Z01.
Jiang Yuanshi patted his face and pulled himself back to his thoughts. Just as he was getting back on track, Z01 said again: "But if you are willing to hit me, it is indeed a reward. Your strength is just right."
Haha, it’s a good time to give you a massage for your face, right?
"..." Jiang Yuanshi covered the other person's mouth with his hand, "That's enough, it's impolite to say anything more."
After a while of joking, Z01 walked towards the city with Jiang Yuanshi, carrying a row of 999 petals in the inventory.
Along the way, the two of them caught and ate everything, and all kinds of magical things that could be eaten went into their stomachs. When they thought there were no fresh ingredients, a little monster with French fries growing on its head appeared. Jiang Yuanshi, who followed the smell, came over and met the monster.
He glanced at the other person's health bar.
The French Fry Monster has 20 health points.
Jiang Yuanshi turned around and ran, then climbed onto Z01 with a grunt. Z01 looked at the French fry monster and fell silent.
Jiang Yuanshi sat on Z01's shoulder and said, "It's up to you. Beat him!"
The weaponless Z01 kicked the French fry monster aside, and his own health points were reduced by two points.
Jiang Yuanshi frowned and said, "It's bad. Without weapons, the physical body can't do it."
The French Fries Monster's ultimate skill is to launch freshly fried French fries, using the oil temperature to scald the opponent's health bar. Z01 caught the French fries that bounced towards him while losing blood, and when the temperature was just right, he handed them to Jiang Yuanshi, and then stuffed one into his own mouth.
Very crispy, dense inside, and full of potato aroma.
Human food is delicious.
Although it's unhealthy, it doesn't matter in the game.
The two guys ate until they were half full, during which time the French Fries Monster activated his skill - Summoning.
Summon all four generations of the family.
French fries with ketchup, French fries with breading, large, small, thick, and potato wedges...
Jiang Yuanshi finished his meal and ate a cold French fry, then looked up.
Oh, cold, limp fries.
There are so many potatoes, but without weapons, it is not a good idea to just keep eating them. Moreover, once the monster locks on the target, it will keep attacking unless the monster is dead or runs very fast. But running away is a bit of a loss, after all, so much blood has been lost. If you kill it, you can sell it in the city for some money.
Jiang Yuanshi was eating a dark dish by smearing ketchup on the gold coins. While eating the dark dish, he came up with a good idea.
Z01, who was still losing blood while eating French fries, suddenly saw a half-bitten gold coin being thrown out and hitting the limp French fries on the head.
-1.
Jiang Yuanshi exclaimed, "Spending money really works."
Z01: ?
"Z01, you fight with the gold coins, and I'll pick them up after you're done."
Z01 didn't understand but did as he was told, taking out a gold coin and smashing each one to -200.
The French fry monster was killed one by one.
Jiang Yuanshi silently picked up the gold coins, thinking about his previous -1, and thought that there was really a huge gap in strength.
He wiped the half-eaten gold coin and put it in his mouth again. A few more gold coins fell to the side. Jiang Yuanshi was about to pick them up when he heard Z01 say, "Little boy, smash them."
Jiang Yuanshi hadn't reacted to the other party's address yet, and subconsciously threw the gold coins on the heads of the French fries.
HP -1, but it's really weird.
Jiang Yuanshi then realized that the health of each monster was now 1, and Chunchun just wanted him to reap the kills.
The scene took a new turn.
Z01 is responsible for controlling blood, Jiang Yuanshi is responsible for taking the gold coins thrown by Z01 and throwing them out to collect potato heads, then Z01 picks up the gold coins and controls blood again. Finally, after the monsters are defeated, the gold coins are all in Jiang Yuanshi's stomach.
Jiang Yuanshi touched his stomach and found he was full.
He returned to Z01 holding the hidden version of the teriyaki sauce twisty fries that had fallen out, stuffed one into his mouth, and stuffed one into his own mouth as well.
It tastes good.
It’s fun to spend money.
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