Save the Family Doctor (VII)
[Analyzing the emotionality of the host's speech. 】
Z01 operates normally in the data space. In order to better understand the host, Z01 always secretly analyzes the meaning behind every sentence when communicating with the host, and finally draws conclusions and the next steps.
It was the same this time, except that Jiang Yuanshi, the host, often ran into problems when analyzing data. After all, the hosts that had been screened by the system before had similar personality traits, with obedience being the most important, and other traits not being important.
But Jiang Yuanshi was an accident.
Now this accident has given Z01 an unexpected answer as expected.
After searching and analyzing, a picture flashed on the big screen of the data space. It seemed to be the communication method used by the human world on the Internet - emoticons.
The picture shows a furry cat with knife-like eyes, looking straight ahead with an angry and wrinkled face, as if it would not be happy even if the king came. The caption below is [I am very unhappy to serve you! ].
This image is 90% consistent with the current host's emotions and behaviors.
Z01 crashed again.
Humans and cats are two different species, so why can they be compared?
Humans are so strange.
Z01 was calculating at high speed in space, trying hard to learn the human brain circuits. In Jiang Yuanshi's eyes, after he finished speaking, the humanoid system suddenly crashed and fell into deep thought. Jiang Yuanshi took a breath, reached out and took the opportunity to try to pry open the other person's hand that was grabbing his ankle.
He was not used to using his hands without fingertips yet. He could not control the strength of his exertion and could not find the point of force. However, surprisingly, the system did not use much strength. Jiang Yuanshi just gently pried the other person's hand and it loosened. As a soul body, Jiang Yuanshi could not feel any pain, so naturally he could not sense whether the other person was exerting any strength.
Jiang Yuanshi's ankle slipped away from the other person's palm, and Jiang Yuanshi floated to the ceiling like a balloon that had left the other person's hand, bumping against the ceiling from time to time, and slowly moved out of the bedroom.
Jiang Yuanshi had just entered the living room when he saw An Xiang's body lying flat on the carpet next to the sofa from a distance.
At least he had a blanket over him, he could already imagine the chill of returning to this body.
Jiang Yuanshi sighed and began to think of a way to return to Jiang Shi's body. The last time his soul left his body, it was Z01 who put him back to his original body. This time it would be difficult for him to do it on his own. Jiang Yuanshi's entire soul was in a state of weightlessness and he couldn't float down at all. If he wanted to leave the house, the only option was to fly into the sky.
Jiang Yuanshi looked around and spotted the chandelier above the bar. He moved to the chandelier, grabbed it with both hands and began to swing with increasing amplitude. With the gravity of the chandelier, Jiang Yuanshi tried to find the angle to swing himself back to his original body. If he failed once, he would try again, completely forgetting about relying on the system.
When Z01 came to his senses after burning the CPU, he had nothing in his hands and there was a dead sound of objects shaking back and forth around him.
You know who it is without any analysis.
Z01 came to the living room and saw a host using the chandelier as a swing, leaving an afterimage.
Z01: …
Even though Z01 knew Jiang Yuanshi's intention, he still found it difficult to understand his behavior. It was very naive and it was difficult for him to unite with someone who had been so cautious and determined to die.
It seems that the other party is having a lot of fun, although the sentiment analysis board remains calm.
After several misaligned faces, Jiang Yuanshi finally found a suitable angle. Just when he was about to enter his original body, time stopped and Jiang Yuanshi stopped in mid-air, only one step away from his body.
Jiang Yuanshi looked back in confusion, his gaze shifting from the handsome dead face to the hand holding his ankle.
Jiang Yuanshi felt powerless. He sighed deeply and said, "Please let go. Is there anything wrong?"
If there is nothing wrong, just let it go. It is so hard to succeed, so quickly complete the task and go your separate ways, and everyone will be happy.
Unfortunately, the stone-headed system did not analyze this meaning, and just replied: "Yes, I have something to talk to you about."
"..." Jiang Yuanshi, who had lost his inertia, began to float upwards again. Jiang Yuanshi gave up struggling, "What's the matter?"
Z01: "Your emotions are suppressed, and I think you need to vent now."
Jiang Yuanshi was floating like he had some kind of resistance and was not following the normal direction. He was in a relative state with the system. From a distance, the two of them looked like a V shape.
Z01 retracted the hand that was holding the other person's ankle. Jiang Yuanshi floated uncontrollably in front of the system and faced the expressionless face. Jiang Yuanshi also responded with a blank expression. He knew what the system meant and said calmly: "Do you really want to get beaten?"
Z01's original intention was not to seek trouble, but he just wanted the host to vent normally to the right target, but he spoke very briefly, thousands of words were summed up in two words: "Yes."
Jiang Yuanshi: "...I'm sick."
Z01: "Systems don't get sick, only data gets poisoned."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Then you are poisonous."
Z01: "The system is now operating normally."
"madman."
"I'm normal."
“…”
Jiang Yuanshi's face became more and more gloomy. He frowned as he stared at the system, with an indescribable look in his eyes. Z01 suddenly thought that the analysis was indeed correct. The host's expression at this moment was very similar to the animals in the emoticon package.
Jiang Yuanshi looked at the other party dimly: "Does the system have a sense of pain?"
Z01: "No, but I can turn on the pain perception function."
"It doesn't hurt, right? Then I'll hit you--" Z01 concluded that the host wanted him to turn on the function. Just as he was about to speak, Jiang Yuanshi continued, "That's great. You can turn back into a slime first."
?
Z01 was puzzled, but did as he was told.
The human form faded and turned back into a round glowing slime. At the same time, Jiang Yuanshi, who had lost his restraints, hit the ceiling. He turned his wrist and hooked his finger at Z01, signaling him to come over. Z01 floated in front of Jiang Yuanshi, and the man and the ball looked at each other.
Jiang Yuanshi said politely: "Are you ready? I'm going to beat you up."
Z01: "Host, do you want to turn on the system's pain function?"
"Need not."
"This doesn't work as a punishment."
Jiang Yuanshi raised his eyebrows: "Why do you want to be punished so much?"
The slime with two small black spots on its eyes replied: "I did something wrong and violated your privacy. I should be punished."
"Then you can report and apply for performance deduction."
"If you think it will make you feel more comfortable, then you can, but according to analysis, the probability is not high."
Jiang Yuanshi made a "tsk" sound, his amber eyes revealing dissatisfaction: "It's as if your analysis knows me very well. I hate being judged."
"Then I can stop analyzing you, but it is very likely that I will not be able to understand what you mean. You will then need to express yourself more directly to the system."
Jiang Yuanshi let out a short laugh: "You can eat it and take it at the same time."
"What does this mean?"
"It means that you want to get something out of being beaten."
"That's not what I meant."
"Hehe, alright." Jiang Yuanshi warned again, "I'm really going to do it. Are you ready? Just answer 'yes'."
There was no choice, Z01 replied: "Okay."
He was curled up in the palm of his hand, and the heat of his soul heated up the system's body. Then the world spun around, and Z01's vision flickered. The slime hit the ground and bounced back to the ceiling.
It didn't hurt, but the high-speed bullets hit Z01's data, causing it to spin around and the entire space became a mess of gibberish.
The whole process was Jiang Yuanshi throwing and catching the ball, back and forth. The description of a bouncy ball was not quite appropriate. It was more like testing the elasticity of hand-made beef balls.
After playing the piano hundreds of times, the hardworking Master Jiang finally ran out of energy.
After some operations, the slime beef balls become more chewy and turn from transparent white to white with a hint of red.
Jiang Yuanshi had an unexpected gain. It turned out that the slime's system could see expressions. Just like the two black bean eyes of the slime in his palm had now turned into mosquito-coated eyes, which were still spinning in circles. There were also circles of loading data outside the slime's body.
Jiang Yuanshi was tired from playing, and Z01 was poked many times during the process of getting dizzy and recovering.
"Host, please do not game the system."
Jiang Yuanshi poked and poked while saying "Oh", and answered without any disguising: "Just play."
Z01: …
He found that the host was becoming more and more impolite, had no sense of boundaries, and was doing whatever he wanted.
The data-recovering Z01 bounced out of Jiang Yuanshi's palm and transformed into a human form. Jiang Yuanshi, who had just been poking at the system, froze for a moment when he looked at the system's face, and then slowly looked away: "Men should not touch each other, you are too close."
We almost kissed.
"Don't worry, I won't fall in love with any living thing."
Jiang Yuanshi was full of questions: "I just wanted you to stop getting so close to me. Did I ruin your analysis?"
Z01: "I have agreed to your request. I have not analyzed you. This is my personal opinion."
Jiang Yuanshi said in a difficult way: "You are quite thoughtful." I have thought a lot.
Z01: "Thank you for the compliment."
I told you I'm not praising you...
Jiang Yuanshi leaned against the ceiling, looked at the system and said, "So you mean the system can like other creatures?"
"Yes, but there will be a price to pay if the system falls in love with the host or the alien creature."
"What is the price?"
"You will lose your authority and all your achievements. The rest is unknown. Only those who have experienced it will know."
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh" and didn't ask any more questions. After all, any system is possible, but a workaholic machine like Z01 is impossible. Jiang Yuanshi asked the system to take him back to his original body. When his soul returned, Jiang Shi opened his amber eyes, trembled on the ground for a few times, and slowly got up.
Jiang Yuanshi rubbed his back and said, "Why don't you put the person on the sofa? The ground is really cold, hard and cold."
In response to the voice that sounded like a complaint, Z01 replied: "Your soul left your body and floated towards the door. It was an emergency. I'm sorry."
Jiang Yuanshi drooped his back, his whole body aching, and it took him a long time to realize that something was wrong: "Wait, the door is open? I remember I closed it."
Z01: "Yes, it opened suddenly."
Opened suddenly?
If it really floats outside, it will be difficult to find.
"Are you sure someone isn't targeting me? For example, world consciousness or something." Jiang Yuanshi pointed upward with his index finger. Z01 shook his head. "I've received a reply from my superiors. Even if there is a bug in the novice world, the extremely low willpower is not enough to awaken the world consciousness."
"Then it was really an accident?"
"Not sure." Jiang Yuanshi was puzzled. After all, the system that got the correct answer would never give an ambiguous response. In response, Z01 said, "Because after analyzing you before, you are the biggest uncertainty factor. A specific explanation cannot be given."
What a headache-inducing answer, it makes it seem as if Jiang Yuanshi’s life is in danger.
But now the most troublesome thing has happened.
Jiang Shi's phone rang. The phone was set to answer automatically. A deep and loud roar of a buffalo came from the other end of the line:
"Doctor Jiang, please come quickly, Li Pu is in trouble! Save him, doctor!!!"
It had been just six hours since the last incident.
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