Save the Family Doctor (10)
Who is it that invites others to eat for free and gives them business cards? Are all the restaurants owned by your family?
Jiang Yuanshi rubbed his eyes that were almost blinded by the light and said, "Forget it. It's made of gold after all. I can sell it for money at most."
"Host, this is indeed the hotel's pass."
"Is this true? Does he own all the restaurants? Wait, how did you get on my hands?"
A small black and red snake snaked along the back of the hand to the index finger, coiled around the index finger twice, the snake's head pressed against the fingertip, and the snake's tail was covered by the sleeve. The black and red color made the originally white skin look even whiter to a sickly level. The snake became a decoration, like a ring or a brand mark.
"Would you like to turn on the haptic function now?"
Jiang Yuanshi lowered his eyes and moved his index finger. The little snake blinked slowly and spit out its tongue, "Open it."
"Okay, the function is turned on."
The next second, a chill spread from his fingertips to his arms and then to his entire body. Jiang Yuanshi couldn't help but shudder. The system detected that the host's heart stopped and then soared, and asked: "Since your heart rate is too high now, do you want to shut it down?"
Jiang Yuanshi took a deep breath and said, "It's okay, it's not around my neck."
The host's remarks were always nonsensical, and Z01 was often confused and could only reply: "Normally I wouldn't climb onto your neck."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Thank you very much, but will you climb if the situation is not normal?"
"It depends."
"for example?"
"For example, when only the host's head is left."
“…………You are cursing me.”
"I'm sorry, that's not what I meant. It's just a possible answer based on big data calculations." The little snake shook its head. Jiang Yuanshi felt that the other party was acting cute, but when he thought it was the system, it was an illusion. It should be the habit of snakes.
Jiang Yuanshi returned to the real question: "Have you calculated my success rate?"
Z01: "No, it's about the outcome after the system and the host lose their connection. There's a possibility that the host will be torn into pieces."
Jiang Yuanshi: "You guys are really good at calculating big data. Is there any possibility that he is still alive?"
"At first, we calculated that the probability of survival was 6%." Z01 looked at Jiang Yuan and said, "But after adding the hard conditions, the probability of survival increased to 66%."
"What conditions?"
"Jiang Yuanshi."
"arrive."
When Jiang Yuanshi was called, he answered subconsciously. Then he realized what was happening. He pointed at himself and said, "Am I that condition?"
The little snake nodded.
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh" meaningfully, and a strange smile appeared on his face that looked very obedient. Just when Z01 thought that something was wrong with the host, Jiang Yuanshi said, "Where is the novice mission we agreed on? Why is there only a 6% survival rate at the beginning? Are you kidding me?"
Z01 was not aware of it: "I'm not kidding you. Because of your existence, this world is indeed a novice world."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Why does it seem like the world difficulty was upgraded because of me?"
Z01: "I have analyzed you before, and your judgment accuracy is 88.3%."
Jiang Yuanshi was shocked: "It's really me? I didn't do anything."
"I can't analyze this for now." The Z01 bot's reply had a kind of suspenseful beauty that left the story halfway through without an ending. Jiang Yuanshi rolled his eyes and followed the instructions weakly, "Don't analyze it. Analyzing it for a long time will only cause a heart attack, which is not good for my physical and mental health."
"I have stopped analyzing you after you asked me to."
"You're a nice person." Jiang Yuanshi walked in the white. At first, his heart would tighten every time he stepped on the ground, fearing that he would step on empty space in the next second. Now, not long after he got used to it, the emptiness under his feet suddenly turned into nothing at all. Walking on it felt rough and rubbing. Jiang Yuanshi lowered his head. At this moment, a piece of cement appeared under his feet with every step he took, and the system's prompt sounded in his ears -
"Navigation ended, you have arrived at your destination."
Jiang Yuanshi looked up, and blocks of color appeared in the blank space in front of him. The bustling streets stretched to the end like a whirlpool. Figures appeared on the road, and their facial features and clothes could not be seen clearly, just human shapes. There was a hustle and bustle, and noisy sounds. People put up buildings on both sides of their hands and hung house numbers on them. They walked along, avoiding the crowds, and accidentally rubbed against each other. It really felt like touching someone.
Jiang Yuanshi walked forward and smelled the fragrance of rice.
After looking around and seeing the house number clearly, he finally understood why Fan Dian's card was universal.
Because all the restaurants here have the same name [xxx Fandian]
Even the signs on the carts say [Stir-fried food], [Seafood food]...
All the "rice" has become "fan".
It's funny but also a bit weird, especially since these people only have human outlines, and it looks even weirder when they are copied and pasted. It's obviously not a horror movie, but it has grasped the essence of horror movies - leaving blank space.
Insufficient funds left a lot of room for imagination, and Jiang Yuanshi had never hated his rich imagination as much as he did today.
He pinched the system's head with two fingers: "System, it's a pity that you don't make horror movies. You can't save money like this. Promise me you won't do this in your next life."
This was said as if it was going to crush the little snake's head in the next second, telling him to be more careful in his next life, but the system just said: "Okay, I will give you feedback, so are you going to play with my head again?"
Jiang Yuanshi hummed, and began to rub the cheeks of the snake's head with two fingers. Under the watchful eyes of everyone, he carefully pried open the snake's mouth with his thumb. The two long teeth were extremely sharp. Jiang Yuanshi asked three questions like a curious baby: "Will it hurt if it bites? Is it really non-venomous? Can I touch it?"
Z01 opened his mouth obediently and replied helplessly: "It will break if it bites. This is a defensive measure. It is not poisonous to you. You can touch it."
Jiang Yuan's eyes lit up when he got the reply. He rubbed the tip of the tooth with his thumb. It didn't hurt, just like the other end of a needle. His thumb wasn't enough, so he stretched out his other hand and pointed at the system's fangs with his index finger. Z01 found that the host's eyes were particularly bright and lively when facing new and interesting things. It was very strange for humans. Could an adult human be like a cub? Z01 had never seen other cases, so naturally he had no way of knowing the result.
Z01's senses were not turned off, and he felt a little itchy when being touched. He reminded her, "Host, you should go eat."
Jiang Yuanshi said "OK, I'll get it right away", but he didn't stop his actions. Z01, who had read a lot of books on early childhood education, thought that it was time to give him some punishment so that he would stop. So when his fingertips rubbed against the fangs again, the fangs fell and bit the skin.
Jiang Yuanshi felt a dull pain in his fingertips. There was no bleeding, but there were two small pit marks on the tip of his thumb. Jiang Yuanshi understood, nodded the snake's head and said, "I know. Sorry, I don't want to play anymore."
"You should go eat."
"Oh, but you bit me so hard."
"I didn't bite you."
"That hurts too."
"It is detected that the host's happiness index is high at the moment, suspected of being a scammer."
"Wow, you promised not to analyze me."
"You were the first to commit fraud."
“Hehe.”
"Host, in the human world, only pigs grunt all the time." Z01 said mercilessly. Jiang Yuanshi was not angry but said, "You are lucky to be entangled in pig's trotters. I have not eaten pig's trotters since I died."
"..." Z01 was defeated by the host's strange brain circuit. After being defeated, the system was silent for a moment and said, "Host, walk 100 meters north and then 50 meters south to the pig's trotter shop."
Jiang Yuanshi was stunned. Actually, he was just joking and didn't really want to eat pig's trotters, but he still asked: "Excuse me, which direction is south? I can't tell east, south, west, north, I only know up, down, left, and right."
Z01, who was born with the holy body of navigation, did not expect this. He paused and said, "Then you can go straight ahead for 100 meters, turn left and walk 50 meters to arrive."
Jiang Yuanshi understood now but didn't quite understand. He was a road idiot and asked, "How far is 100 meters?"
Z01 asked: "How do you find your way in life?"
"Depend on the navigation."
“What if there is no navigation?”
"Then remember the shops. For example, when you turn left from my school and cross the road, the seventh shop on the street is a fried chicken shop. To the left of the fried chicken shop is the Cultural Market, and to the right is the shopping mall."
In short, just remember the route by visiting food shops.
Z01 asked a soul-searching question: "What if there is no food for sale?"
Jiang Yuanshi said calmly: "Then you are lost."
Z01: ………
"But usually I carry a cell phone with me for navigation, and I can't travel far, so it's not a big problem. But now it's no longer possible, all the stores have the same name and look the same." Jiang Yuanshi had just finished speaking when a dark red path appeared under his feet, winding all the way to guide him in the direction he was going. He looked down at the snake and then at the guide, "Did you do this?"
"Yes, it's time to eat."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Then the golden one before wasn't you?"
Z01: "That's the world guide, which can be considered as the main system's built-in feature."
Jiang Yuanshi: "You still have the main system. Does the system boss also have to bring the host?"
Z01: "In layman's terms, the overall system is equal to the setting of the department's novel world. It does not exist in itself. The system boss is actually the main god. The main god can also bring a host with the system, but it is rare. It mainly depends on the will of the main god."
"Really? It turns out that leaders have a lot of choices. When are you going to rest? Are you really not going to leave work?" Jiang Yuanshi childishly walked over step by step on the dark red path. Z01 said, "It depends on the situation. If the host is not on the rotation, he will rest."
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh", leaving no footprints on the road, "What if the host you change to is more troublesome than me?"
Z01: "This is unlikely. I will screen it."
"Then I was also selected by you. There are so many bugs in your department."
"..." That makes sense. If it is really more difficult than Jiang Yuanshi, Z01 will be confused just thinking about it. "I will try my best to avoid this situation. Besides, after the system changes the host, it cannot be changed back to the original host."
“I see.”
"Unless the host applies."
"Is it possible?" Jiang Yuanshi asked. Z01's vertical pupils stared at Jiang Yuanshi and said, "This is a one-time power of the host, and the system's power is considered complete after the application for replacement."
"Forget it then..." Jiang Yuanshi muttered softly. His voice was so soft, it was as fleeting as a breath, so Z01 didn't hear it clearly and asked, "What did you just say?"
Jiang Yuanshi tilted his head and looked at the little snake, then said with a smile, "Nothing, I'm hungry, let's go eat some pig's trotters."
Never mind, nothing.
never mind.
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