Don't pick up the wild people on the roadside (XII)
Unbelievable.
This was the first time Jiang Yuanshi had heard such remarks in his life.
Not only can it eat humans, but it can also reduce dryness and bring peace of mind?
Different organisms have different effects, right?
Jiang Yuanshi's mind was working frantically, and an idea suddenly occurred to him: "You are not jealous, are you?"
Z01: "I don't understand what you are talking about?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "Transfer to manual labor."
Z01: ?
"Oh sorry, I just said that. You always remind me of a certain cat elf, although they are very human to some extent."
???
Z01 asked three questions: "I don't understand what you are saying."
"That's right, you don't understand. Otherwise, why would you call it a human-machine?" Jiang Yuanshi smiled, "You probably act like this because you're angry about being ignored."
Z01 retorted: "No, I don't feel anything when Yunqing and B33 ignore me."
Eliminating two options at once, Jiang Yuanshi pondered the only answer, and said with disbelief: "You can't be jealous that I talk to them instead of you, right?"
Z01: "I don't understand jealousy, but I do want to ask you, why don't you ask me questions?"
It’s true.
"First of all, you have untied me, why would I look for you? Secondly, you and I had nothing to do with each other at that time, why would I look for you? Finally, even if I look for you, I can't hear you speak, why would I look for you?"
“…”
In just one sentence, Z01's data exploded three times.
Even the human-machine could sense the host's dissatisfaction. Z01 said, "I'm sorry, so you don't want to be bound to me anymore?"
Jiang Yuanshi looked puzzled: "Why are you talking so ambiguously like Yun Qing and the others? It sounds as if I won't get back together with you."
Z01 didn't understand and just asked: "So you are still bound to me?"
Jiang Yuanshi took a deep breath and said, "It depends on my mood."
"How are you feeling now?"
"generally."
"So what can I do to put you in a better mood?"
"You... I am really impressed. First of all, you should stop pretending to be deaf and dumb."
"What about secondly? If I complete all your requests, will you be bound to me?"
Keep pestering me.
Z01 you are ooc.
Did you go crazy because you didn't eat and lack of carbohydrates?
"Z01, are you a little bit abnormal? You are not like this normally. There are so many hosts in the universe, one more is enough for me, right?" The data on the wall was even more disorganized than before. Jiang Yuanshi looked up at the sky and thought, "I feel like you are not worried that Yun Qing will not have a host to take with her after she is untied, and you are anxious because you have no job?"
Z01 was still analyzing the situation. When he heard Jiang Yuanshi's speech, the circle in his analysis got stuck. He asked, "Is that so?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "Come, let me ask you, have you been leading people on missions all year round without a break?"
Z01: "Yes."
Jiang Yuanshi: "If a creature who does the same thing every day is suddenly interrupted and told that he doesn't need to do it anymore, then the vacancy needs to be filled with new things, otherwise he will feel empty and anxious and don't know what to do in the future. If it were you, have you ever thought about what to do after you stop working?"
Z01: "...No."
Jiang Yuanshi: "So you are probably afraid of losing your job and having no clients."
Jiang Yuanshi’s words sounded very reasonable, and Z01 didn’t get any better results for a while, so it could only think so.
Jiang Yuanshi comforted him, "Relax, there are many creatures in the universe, maybe the next one will be more to your liking, don't settle for going back to your ex."
"Thank you for clearing up my confusion, but there are still many things in your words that I cannot understand."
"You don't need to understand. You just need to know that you don't have to bind to me after you unbind. There will be many hosts." Jiang Yuanshi held the door handle. His hand didn't exert any force, but the handle was swinging up and down. Yun Qing's puzzled voice came from outside the door: "Strange, why can't this door be opened? Is it locked? Shouldn't it be untwistable?"
Jiang Yuanshi knocked on the wall and said softly, "Please open the door. There is something else about the wall."
"Understood." Z01 fell silent after he said this. The lit walls in the house dimmed back to their original state. The house was completely dark, with only the projection of the neon lights outside the window dimly shining on the ground through the curtains.
Jiang Yuanshi sighed lightly, calmed himself, and opened the door.
"So what's going on with this door, B33... uh..."
The bedroom door suddenly opened, and Yun Qing, who was still chattering at the door, suddenly fell silent. Yun Qing looked up and met Jiang Yuanshi's eyes. Yun Qing blinked and scratched his head awkwardly. Jiang Yuanshi spoke first: "Excuse me, what can I do for you?"
"Ah, is the door of your room broken? I tried to open it for a long time but couldn't... uh... that's not what I meant. I just wanted to use the bathroom to take a shower. I was afraid that I wouldn't disturb you while you were sleeping, but I heard a loud noise from your bedroom just now. I was worried so I wanted to open the door to check, but I didn't open it... that's it."
Yun Qing's voice gradually weakened. Although he was clearly saying the truth, he still looked guilty in the eyes of others. If Jiang Yuanshi didn't know the truth, he would have really thought that Yun Qing was going to do something.
"The door lock must be a bit old. After all, it was picked up from a junkyard and heavily modified."
"Oh, I see."
"I just woke up after falling down while sleeping. You can take a shower now, but you have to wait a while if you want to wash your clothes. My clothes are not washed yet."
"Oh, ok thank you."
Jiang Yuanshi stepped aside, but Yun Qing still stood outside the door blankly, looking up at him.
Jiang Yuanshi raised his eyebrows and asked, "Anything else?"
"Hmm? Nothing, nothing." Yun Qing came back to his senses, but his eyes still didn't leave. Finally, he couldn't help but ask: "Why are you so tall? Aren't we all Omegas? Why am I so short?"
As he spoke, he gestured and found that he was just below Jiang Yuanshi's neck.
"Hmm...it should be the original setting. Jiang Yuan has glandular disease, maybe a genetic mutation?"
Yun Qing twisted his face and gestured with his hands above his head, not giving up: "Really?"
"Why don't you ask B33 about the average height of O in this world?"
Yun Qing's eyes lit up, he turned to ask B33, and when he learned that his height was 2.1 cm above the average height of Omega, he suddenly felt better. He tilted his head and looked at Jiang Yuanshi.
Jiang Yuanshi wondered: "What's wrong?" again.
Yun Qing said with a bit of envy: "But you are still so tall, do you think I will grow taller?"
Are you asking about this world or reality?
Jiang Yuanshi: "I guess so. After all, I'm not that old."
Yun Qing nodded but remained motionless. Jiang Yuanshi had never been stared at so directly since he was a child. He was already unaccustomed to just getting along with others. Now, he kept an official smile and asked, "Excuse me, is there anything else? Aren't you going to take a shower?"
"Your real name isn't Jiang Yuan, right?" Yun Qing answered irrelevantly, and Jiang Yuanshi nodded subconsciously, "Any questions?"
Yun Qing: "I was thinking that calling you Jiang Yuan is not a good idea. After all, you have a name. What if you ignore me when I call you Jiang Yuan?"
Jiang Yuanshi was about to say no. Although he was not an actor, he was quite good at imitating. Unfortunately, before he could open his mouth, Yun Qing's eyes lit up and he said in a familiar voice, "Do you have a nickname? A nickname is fine."
Nickname...
Jiang Yuanshi shook his head: "No, they usually call me by my full name."
"Ah? But there are always abbreviations, like a reduplicated version of the last word. That's what B33 calls me."
That's between you two.
"You really didn't have it?" Yun Qing asked sincerely. Jiang Yuanshi didn't intend to say his name and denied everything.
"Then...if you don't mind, can I call you Jiang Jiang? You both have the last name Jiang, so there won't be any confusion and you'll know who I'm calling you."
“……”You’ve thought it through for a long time.
Jiang Yuanshi said helplessly: "Does it have to be a reduplication of the word? You can just say Jiang."
Yun Qing was dissatisfied: "It's weird to call him Jiang. It's not foreign literature."
Jiang Yuanshi smiled helplessly: "Then why don't you ask B33 for his opinion?"
Yun Qing: "Why ask him? I just called your name."
Jiang Yuanshi didn't want to be part of their play, so he said bluntly: "Because this name seems more intimate to me. Are you sure your boyfriend B33 won't get jealous if I call him that?"
"Is it cordial? Not bad, he dares to be jealous... No, who said he is my partner!"
Yun Qing suddenly got angry.
Jiang Yuanshi: "Isn't it?"
Yun Qing: "No, who said it was! Was it that liar B33?"
B33: "My dear..."
B33 suddenly spoke, and it sounded like she was about to cry again. Yun Qing turned around angrily to look at the lost ball of hair in Fang's head and accused him, "Why are you crying? Don't pretend to cry, you liar! You took advantage of me and ran away without even a word of confession, and you're still lying and pretending to be weak. If you keep doing this, there's really no hope for you! And you!"
Yun Qing was the first to shoot a sniper, and he shot it in front of Jiang Yuanshi: "I changed my mind! I can shout whatever I want, I will call you Jiang Jiang, I'm determined to shout you, not only will I call you Jiang Jiang, I will also cling to your thighs! Anyway, I have poor abilities and no one loves me, Brother Guizi also listens to you, so I will rely on you! Please take me flying, and after you complete the mission, I will give Brother Guizi to you, I want to get a new system that won't lie! Thank you! I'll borrow the bathroom for a while!"
Yun Qing roared angrily, and everything he said seemed justified, but it also made people feel not angry. Jiang Yuanshi looked at Yun Qing's back as he went to the bathroom, feeling angry.
Jiang Yuanshi let out a long sigh. It was really difficult to get along with people.
He walked into the living room and sat on the sofa. The fur ball on TV looked droopy and very depressed, with even a small dark cloud floating above his head.
Jiang Yuanshi rubbed his head, leaned back on the sofa and said, "Stop pretending, everyone has gone into the bathroom."
The dark clouds above Maoqiu's head began to rain.
Jiang Yuanshi: ...
"Honestly, you can perform for me when you have time. You might as well take this opportunity to learn some love skills. It's useless to pretend to be a green tea if you don't understand the heart of your pursuer. And to be honest, your level of green tea is really low, Yun Qing can see it."
B33: …
Jiang Yuanshi: "It can't be intentional, right?"
B33 It was drizzling overhead: "I just want Yun Qing to pay more attention to me. Is it okay to do this on purpose?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "That's fine, but people like you who take advantage of others without confessing and then run away are called scumbags in our place."
B33: "I don't."
"That's exactly what you said. You just said that you confessed to the other person and he thought you were provoking him, but that's just your one-sided statement. I believe Yun Qing more than you. After all, he looks much easier to fool than you. And anyone with eyes can tell how Yun Qing feels about you. You can't possibly not know, right?"
“…”
"Although I don't know the reason and I don't want to get involved in couples' affairs, as an outsider I still want to remind you not to do anything that you will regret. It will not benefit you or him. Oh, and don't drag outsiders into it."
B33: “I don’t understand what you are talking about.”
Jiang Yuanshi was too lazy to say more and changed the subject: "OK, let's change to someone who can understand. After all, we are still bound together. I decided to go to the garbage dump later. When I go, please check the mechanical parts that can still be used in the garbage dump. I plan to try to make a robot."
B33 Light rain turns to cloudy sky: "What do you want to do? Does it have anything to do with the mission?"
"It doesn't matter. I still don't even know what the mission is." Jiang Yuanshi, ""
"So what do you want to do?"
Jiang Yuanshi said quietly, "Save electricity. Judging from the way you two are doing, you will probably quarrel every day. Whenever you quarrel, you have to turn on the TV. It would be better to make a robot to save some electricity. Besides, you can beat it when you get anxious. Don't worry, I will make it disassembled. It will be easy to assemble and disassemble, and it will satisfy Yunqing's self-esteem."
B33 calmed down: "What is your purpose?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "Oh, no, I won't act anymore, you're so serious. My purpose is very simple. Please cooperate with me. A good relationship makes people progress. If you guys have agreed, you don't have to bring me along. Am I part of some play?"
B33's hair trembled, and his black eyes, which had been staring at Jiang Yuan, closed silently: "...I'm sorry."
“Haha, I didn’t notice.”
"Thank you for your help."
Jiang Yuanshi: "We should be grateful for the trouble to work."
"Okay. Would you like to bring Yunqing along?"
"Let's ask him about his wishes later. Otherwise, if we act on our own, he'll get angry again, but then all our efforts will be in vain."
"Yes, but I don't recommend taking him there. The downtown area is still somewhat dangerous."
"Is this place really safe? What if Mu Changkong teleports here and Yun Qing is the only one left? Even with Z01, it will be a horror story. If Yun Qing reacts, they will become even more inseparable."
"Isn't that a good thing? That way he won't run away."
Jiang Yuanshi sneered: "The brain circuits of your system are really abnormal, one is more extreme than the other. Do you want to have a pet or fall in love?"
B33: "Yun Qing is not a pet."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Then don't just project your own intentions onto others."
The other party stopped talking. Just as Jiang Yuanshi was about to get up and change his clothes, B33 spoke again: "Why? I have changed for him and become what he wants. Why can't he be changed by me?"
“There’s an old saying among humans: humans are fickle, so why can’t he change?”
Who told you to understand it this way?
Jiang Yuanshi was really angry and laughed: "It turns out there are people who don't understand human language even more than Z01."
Z01, who was named, replied: "Host, I understand human language, please don't scold me."
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