Don't Pick Up Wild People on the Roadside (19)
After the farce, Jiang Yuanshi had almost recovered. During a chat with Yun Qing, he learned that after he left this morning, many strangers had delivered some things to him, one after another.
It just so happened that Yun Qing took out all the parts from last night and let everyone choose. According to Yun Qing's description, the enthusiastic old people swept up everything as fast as locusts passing through a land, and then fed him frantically like Santa Claus.
Yun Qing pointed at the refrigerator and said, "My refrigerator is about to explode. I feel like there's enough food to last me for more than a week. Oh, by the way, a robot guy saw the robot you made and told me to contact him if you need it. His head is made from a modified TV."
After Jiang Yuanshi expressed his gratitude, he packed his package and put it on his back to go out and deliver the things. Yun Qing volunteered.
Jiang Yuanshi took out a list from his pocket and handed it to Yun Qing: "I have marked the items, locations, and people to be delivered. I will take the items that the robot uncle wants to him. I'll leave the rest to you. If anything seems wrong, leave immediately and go home."
Yun Qing nodded to show that he understood, and the two of them went out together.
Jiang Yuanshi watched Yun Qing knock on the first door and hand over the goods to the other party before leaving for the robot uncle's house.
The uncle gave Jiang Yuanshi a warm welcome and offered to disassemble his head for him to study.
Jiang Yuanshi: "...That's not necessary. It's not necessary."
The robot uncle waved his hand: "It's no big deal."
Then, in front of Jiang Yuanshi, he unscrewed the screws, and with a "click", the brain split into two, revealing the internal components.
Jiang Yuanshi:!!!?
The uncle said enthusiastically: "Come on, don't be polite, I know you have good taste, come and see!"
Some sweat seeped out of Jiang Yuanshi's forehead. He wiped it off, put on a forced smile and went to study.
The uncle pointed at his parts and introduced them one by one, telling them the advantages, disadvantages and weaknesses. Although the robot uncle's technique was a bit wild, his explanation was very simple and easy to understand.
"Remember the most crucial point: all models of robots rely on chips for consciousness and functionality. The chip is the key, and everything else is incidental. However, the problem with chips is that if the creator wants to destroy or control them, as long as they are under control, they will lose their identity in an instant, even if they are thousands of miles away. If you want to create an unregulated robot, don't use the company's products."
Jiang Yuanshi asked, "But aren't all the products manufactured by Mercy?"
The uncle smiled and said, "Silly boy, how could one company dominate the world? No matter how powerful Mercy is, he can't rule the universe. Moreover, companies under power can't be completely united. Just because something has a Mercy number on it doesn't necessarily mean it's a product of their company. You know, the original is so expensive, not everyone can afford it."
Jiang Yuanshi understood and continued, "That's why pirated products are produced. Even if the efficacy is average, at least they can be used."
The uncle didn't say anything, but the thumbs up he gave said it all.
“But how do you tell the difference between genuine and pirated products?”
"Well, it's actually very simple. The faker it is, the more they want people to think it's real, but they're afraid of being held accountable. So they either make it look more refined than the original, or look like a discarded or second-hand copy of the original. I'm just saying this to give you an idea. What I'm saying is that an original mixed with some fakes can still be called original, and a fake mixed with some real things can still be called original. As long as the research and development ideas of the main components are different, they can still be two different things no matter how similar they look. But as long as it works and can keep people alive, then it's a good thing."
"So...chip?" Jiang Yuanshi's words were interrupted. After the uncle assembled the external device of the head by himself, he took Jiang Yuanshi into a small room. The room was full of scattered parts. The dazzling circuits on the screens of seven or eight small TVs were pieced together to form a huge circuit blueprint.
It looked like something very confidential. Jiang Yuanshi looked at the uncle with some embarrassment. The uncle patted his shoulder and said, "Oh, it's okay. It's not a big secret. I'm just a guy who likes to research miscellaneous things. Don't be too stressed. We are all from the downtown area. You are also a child who has been raised by us old guys. If a child wants to make toys, as an elder, of course we have to help."
But I am not Jiang Yuan.
The child lowered his eyes, but in an instant a bright smile appeared on his face and he said, "Then I must take you as my teacher."
The uncle waved his hand and said, "That's all for later. Hurry up and learn. I'll teach you now when I have time. This thing consumes a lot of electricity, and I still have to watch TV at night."
“…”
Although Jiang Yuanshi was good at physics when he was a student, he felt dizzy when looking at these densely packed circuit diagrams and even couldn't find the entrance to the maze.
During the day, he would go to the robot uncle's class on time, and go home with a bunch of magic sugar cookies from the uncle a few hours later. In the evening, he would go to the nearby garbage dump with Yunqing and Jiangtang to pick up garbage, and then go back to modify the chips and make a brain.
I studied like this for a week, but finally gave up.
Jiang Yuanshi had dark circles under his eyes and a look of death on his face, but the uncle patted his shoulder happily and said to him with a smile that was unique to screens: "Very good, you've become a master. You're much smarter than when you were a kid."
"So...fast?"
"Well, the main thing is that I only know this much and can't teach you. The rest depends on your own innovation."
"……"oh.
Jiang Yuanshi was too tired to complain.
The uncle said, "What's the matter? You don't want to leave me? I'm a robot, I don't want grandchildren."
Jiang Yuanshi chuckled: "I don't have a grandfather as old as yours."
"Hey, what do you mean?"
"It's nothing special. It just means you are much older than grandpa."
The robot uncle was so angry that he jumped up and down, shouting "rude boy". Fireworks exploded on the display screen, and the hand that was flipping the pan in his hand started to spin like a flower. What a lively ancestor robot.
During this period, the robot uncle not only taught him how to modify chips, but also taught him how to identify the authenticity, materials, years, etc. of parts.
Jiang Yuanshi, who had only a basic understanding of the subject, secretly used the uncle as his first experimental subject, and then discovered that the other party was a little too old.
Starting from centenarians.
All the parts are numbered in the last twenty years. The numbers in the whole house are smaller than his, but the material... haha.
So this is the power of the piracy master?
Jiang Yuanshi, who had been inexplicably dismissed, once again picked up the sugar cake that the uncle had kindly offered him and said before leaving, "Then I'll come see you tomorrow."
The uncle's screen flashed: "Huh? You're still here after you've finished studying?"
Jiang Yuanshi said speechlessly, "I have to deliver goods even though I don't study. Anyway, it doesn't matter whether I pick up a lot or a little trash. If there's something missing at home, I have to go to the danger zone. Remember to leave the list at the door, but it doesn't mean I can bring back everything you wrote on it, understand?"
"Going again? Then be careful. Uncle doesn't want you to bring flour, frosting, circuit boards...or anything like that."
Are you still ordering the dishes?
"I can't remember. See you tomorrow for the list."
"It's a shame you're so forgetful at such a young age. Look at the dark circles under your eyes. You must have stayed up late to steal. There's nothing to steal in downtown."
"Who said that? I see there are a lot of good things to steal in your house. Uncle is full of treasures."
The old man and the child exchanged sarcastic remarks, and finally the robot uncle said, "Go to the danger zone and take the candy box with you. After all, you came from the danger zone."
Jiang Yuanshi nodded. Even if he didn't bring Jiang Tang, he would still be eager to follow.
"I want to go! I want to go too!"
When Jiang Yuan returned home, he saw Jiang Tang lying on the ground and throwing a tantrum at his feet. He had the illusion of coming home to a naughty child. Fortunately, the sky did not fall.
Yun Qing poured a cup of nutrient solution. Jiang Yuanshi placed today's strange candy cake on the coffee table. He then threw a small battery into Jiang Tang's head (mouth?), who was so angry that he opened the lid, and sat on the sofa to empty his mind.
"I'm (chew chew chew) going! (chew chew chew)"
B33 in the square head said, "He's been making a fuss all day. If you give him more power, I'm afraid he won't stop."
Z01: "It is detected that the current battery level of this object has increased by 30%. Please be careful if the battery level increases too quickly."
Yun Qing: "You two, after all, Tangtang is one of you, so it shouldn't be that serious, right? The noise isn't too loud, and it's so fun to chatter away. But Tangtang, aren't you tired? Last night... oh no, we were still playing around in the house this morning. Luckily I was slow to go to the bathroom, otherwise I would have crushed you."
"Stupid human! I'm not that fragile. Be careful or your feet might turn into rocks!" Jiang Tang scolded Yun Qing and then started to throw a tantrum at Jiang Yuanshi, "I'm going, I'm going, I'm going!"
Jiang Tang is the most attached to Jiang Yuanshi. When Jiang Yuanshi is not around, she follows Yun Qing. Compared with Jiang Yuanshi's way of getting along, Jiang Tang and Yun Qing are more like a pair of naughty kids. The two guys go together to exchange supplies in the morning, and go to the garbage dump to pick up garbage when they are bored. B33 and Z01 can't stop them and they will make a fuss if they try to stop them.
Jiang Tang learned this way of falling from Yun Qing.
However, they were more obedient in front of Jiang Yuanshi. Jiang Jiang would arrange everything for them anyway! Jiang Jiang could always find something for them to do.
Jiang Yuanshi’s main strategy is to do what cannot be stopped, do the most relevant things as much as possible within the smallest and safest scope, and obtain corresponding benefits.
He said, "I didn't say I wouldn't take you."
Jiang Tang paused and said, "Really?"
"You originally came from there, so you'll be more familiar with the place if you follow us. We'll rely on you to show the way and keep watch." Jiang Tang nodded with every word Jiang Yuanshi said, and the loose lid made a "clang clang" sound.
"If you're in danger, you're so small, even if you blend into the garbage heap, we won't be able to catch you."
"I won't run away! Who do you think I am?!"
Jiang Yuanshi hummed in agreement: "Yes, yes, boss."
However, Jiang Yuanshi's words came true.
On the second day, half an hour after the gangs finished their repeated fights and left, Jiang Yuan was stabbed in the palm while rummaging through the garbage.
A rusty human with one eye missing silently appeared behind Jiang Yuanshi. He shot through the other's palm with a bullet and kicked him into the garbage dump: "Tsk, the rat in the gutter is out again."
The one-eyed human grabbed Jiang Yuanshi's legs and pulled him out. While he wasn't reacting, he grabbed his neck and tried to see the man's face clearly, like he was holding a chicken. "Hey, a collar? An Omega? Let me see? It's been a while since I've seen a new face."
However, the next second, there was a sound of metal collision.
The one-eyed man watched the pale Omega forcibly thrust a broken knife into his mechanical arm. He sneered, "So what if it gets stuck in? The boss will fix it for me anyway. But you... how can you take all those goodies without a fight? The higher-ups are definitely not happy. But you look pretty good. If I offer you to them, maybe I can go back."
Omega showed an angry look: "You are not from downtown."
One-Eye: "Yohoo, you have a fierce temper. I've changed my mind. I can't afford to deal with a dangerous Omega boss like you. Why don't you let me do it? Don't worry, I will leave you with an intact body."
The Omega looked at the other person expressionlessly, then revealed a smile that was bewitching enough. The One-Eye was stunned by his look, then felt dizzy, and fell to the ground before he realized what was happening. The One-Eye could not move, his whole body was paralyzed, and one eye was fixed on the Omega.
The other party smiled and said, "Don't worry, I will leave you an intact body."
madman.
He watched as the other person took out a handkerchief and forcibly blocked the hole in his palm, as if he didn't feel the pain. He then touched the empty shoulder, grabbed the one-eyed man's foot, and walked towards the alley.
One-Eye was so anxious that he broke out in a cold sweat, and he actually walked towards the alley entrance of the gang!
As the one-eyed man struggled frantically, there were hurried footsteps, some louder and some softer, coming from many people.
Countless humans and robots ran out of the dark alley and were surrounded by people from the two gangs.
Jiang Yuanshi raised his eyes to look at the leader, his eyes revealing an inexplicable meaning, and said in a hoarse voice: "So you really are using me, Jiang Tang."
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