Don't Pick Up Wild People on the Roadside (I)
[Human: Jiang Yuanshi, Second World Mission Completed, Difficulty C]
A video appeared under the title on the light screen. The scene of the battle between red and black fog on the isolated island was extremely thrilling. The two camps of black and red fog collided between heaven and earth, splashing and scattering. The sea water was swept to the sky, and water droplets hit the screen. Finally, the black fog was completely covered by red, and the red fog was tireless like a flood and a beast.
Finally, the sky suddenly became bright, and everyone looked up at the sky with a distant view. At the end of the video, the figures on the island ran to the beach and waved goodbye to the blue sky.
The end of the play.
The whole process is very impactful and the viewing experience is like watching a 3A masterpiece.
"Yeah, the filming and editing are both good." ysl404 took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes. "It's just that the 3D is a bit tiring. Let's switch to a virtual scene to give the audience a more immersive experience. Oh, and remember to put a warning: Heart problems, not suitable for stimulation... anything else? Anyway, if you are sick and not suitable for watching, don't watch it. Oh, and don't write this sentence."
404 told the mechanical ball-shaped system what he wanted and then let it do its work.
"I see they're doing pretty well on their mission, aren't they? And it's really strange that the final scene takes place in a C-rank world." 404 stretched out on the sofa and stood up. Wearing his high school uniform, he placed his hands on the round table. A virtual model of black mist appeared in the void: "Grudge Purification Body, a small shell that clears away the resentment. Number - A11. Thinking of using resentment to kill resentment? You're quite the idiot."
The twelve main gods sat around the round table, each with a different expression. Some were calm, some were speechless, some had a look of amusement, and the rest...
"I don't need to tell you the outcome of this unauthorized action. Even the Twelve Gods combined couldn't kill this boss. Anyone with a brain knows not to act rashly. We've all been gathering our strength for so many years, and now Z01, who was once brainwashed and worked diligently for the Transmigration Bookstore, has decided to request overtime pay and even sent me a request. As for the management office and me, we've received over two hundred requests for help fixing bugs, and by the time we get them, the tasks have already been completed. What do you think we should do?" 404 called out to the hooded, wizard-like God across from him. "SB414, you, tell me."
The main god who was named remained unmoved, unfazed, and replied, "The delay is also a bug. We can only say that they are unlucky. Out of consideration, giving them some wish power subsidies is a good idea."
404 smiled and nodded. "Oh—that's a good idea. You're really stupid."
The other party's tone was sarcastic, so a main god stepped in to smooth things over: "404, since the mission is completed and the follow-up plan has been given, there's no need to blame SB too much. He's also thinking about the Book Transmigration Bureau. Look at this report. Even without memories, the energy of the resentment that erupted is unpredictable."
404 shrugged. "I don't blame him. I'm thanking him, thanking this senior. Thanks to you, I just realized I've received 666 more complaints. The people on these complaints... ah! They look so familiar! Isn't this the department's missing persons list? I'm so glad everyone's still alive! But... why are they all here?"
SB414 was stunned and blurted out: "How could he still be alive?!"
"Shouldn't I ask you this? Oh, and everyone else as well."
"404 what do you mean?"
"It's nothing. Why are you so excited? Is it because I didn't include myself in this? But there's nothing I can do. I don't think I was even born then. After all, I'm the child of a human and a god. I wasn't even a sperm back then. You can't blame me for this." 404's extremely flamboyant face revealed an innocent expression. "But I want to ask all the uncles, aunts, grandparents, and great-grandmothers, this shabby plan you've been preparing for so many years, and I, a high school student, can't even look at it. Are you getting old and your judgment has declined?"
"404, you half-human, half-god bastard, how dare you speak rudely to us!"
"So what? None of you can beat me, yet you still have the nerve to set an example for me? Aren't they said that seniors are very powerful? In that case, don't let me clean up your mess. It's disgusting." A huge amount of mental power burst out instantly, gently resting on the shoulders of each main god. It seemed friendly, but they knew that they didn't even have the strength to resist.
404 looked around. The expressions of the main gods were not very good, but no one spoke. At this point, his originally lazy and smiling face darkened. "Rule number one of the Transmigration Bookstore: Any behavior that maliciously damages the host or the system is prohibited. No one, not even the main gods, is allowed to do so. Don't forget, there are gods beyond us gods."
The twelve main gods were mainly endowed with divine power by the original real main god. They were in charge of different departments in the Chuanshu Bureau and mostly took turns supervising. In addition, for the sake of fair order and long-term development, the real main god divided part of his divine power to protect the Chuanshu Bureau, and also formed a new supervisory god. Even if the real main god disappeared, he still existed.
Moreover, the abilities of the twelve gods are granted by the true main god. From a certain perspective, they are all connected, and the true main god has never disappeared.
404 squinted his eyes and said, "God is watching us."
The outcome depends entirely on his decision.
When will that day come? No one knows, but sooner or later, the sword of Damocles will strike.
But 404 didn't want to wait any longer, he wanted to do it now. He pointed at 414 and said casually, "Let's start with you, you idiot, get out of here."
At first no god cared, after all, the other party was just a bastard, but 404's words were followed by actions, 414 was sitting in his seat one second and the next second his cloak began to burn from the top of his head, without even a scream, he just turned into a pool of ashes. When the gods were stunned, the ashes floated up and gradually took shape, still the original wizard's appearance, but everyone with eyes knew that SB414 was gone. The gods looked at S414 sitting in his seat, and a new main god appeared.
404 was about to point his finger at the next person when his pocket made a sound. He pulled out his phone and glanced at it. He ignored the stares, stretched, and put his hand away. "Someone called me back for dinner. You're lucky. We'll talk about the rest next time. I still have homework to do."
"Oh, by the way, don't attack the human host or Z01."
404's figure vanished into space. The other gods remained stunned for a long moment before they all breathed a sigh of relief. The main god who had been trying to smooth things over for SB414 suddenly spoke with a trembling voice, "What should we do... That human and Z01 have already been sent to the next world."
"where?"
"Ashe data."
In an instant, there was no one around the Lord God.
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[A new system has been matched for you - new system B33, you can choose to bind it]
[You have entered a new mission world, difficulty A, please wait for the system to provide you with mission information]
“………………”
Jiang Yuanshi opened his eyes from the swivel chair, moved his body, and spun around in the chair while being entangled by a data cable as thick as a finger. He tried to untie his neck but felt a pain.
A mechanical voice I had never heard before rang out: [Users should not unplug the connection cable at will, as this behavior can easily affect the subsequent use of the prosthesis.]
Prosthetics? What's that?
Jiang Yuanshi looked around and discovered a new world in front of him. Just like in science fiction blockbusters, instructions would appear wherever he looked, telling him what the item was, its expiration date, etc. He could even see outside through the wall. It seemed to be the living room?
What kind of world is this set in?
At this moment, a weak voice sounded: "Yes, Cyber World."
Jiang Yuanshi was stunned and said to the air, "Hello, are you... New System B33?"
"Yes, yes, hello, I am System B33, I'm sorry to have to work with you."
"?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "What are you sorry for?"
B33: "Actually, I resigned due to my lack of ability, but I was still matched. I thought there were no other unbindings during this time period. I'm really sorry."
The system spoke in a rather humble and gloomy tone. Jiang Yuanshi said, "You haven't done anything yet, so there's nothing to apologize for. Besides, to be honest, I was rejected by the system. So, we're a good match. Recommended pairing."
System B33: "...Thanks for the comfort."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Anyway, I have to get back to work, so let me introduce myself. My name is Jiang Yuanshi, Jiang as in river water, Yuan as in wish, and Shi as in time."
System B33: "Hello, my name is B33, which is the English word B and the letter 33. You can call me 33."
Jiang Yuanshi readily agreed and said very friendly, "Okay, 33."
Perhaps because the host was too easy to talk to, the system cautiously asked, "Excuse me, can I call you Mr. Jiang?"
Jiang Yuanshi was puzzled: "Of course, there's nothing wrong with that."
"Don't you think it's fussy?"
"What?" The system can speak human language?
"My previous host said I was too official, too fussy, and too nosy. I don't know how I got to be the system..."
At this time, B33 spoke extremely fluently. I don’t know whether he was scolded in private or he reviewed it many times himself.
Jiang Yuanshi sighed: Another miserable working class.
"It's okay, it's all over."
System B33: "But I resigned secretly, he didn't know, and I was afraid he would complain."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Now that you've untied them, he can't cause you any trouble."
"But he will complain about the new system, and maybe even force it to send a message cursing me."
Such a natural process. Jiang Yuanshi asked, "He asked you to do this before, didn't he?"
B33: "No, no."
That's how you speak so fluently.
"He directly used his willpower to steal my permissions, and then sent a message cursing the management office and the Transmigration Book Bureau."
"…………The Bookstore shouldn't have punished you, right?"
"No, because of the reasons stated by the host, I am using my real name to curse."
Jiang Yuanshi: That’s awesome too.
Jiang Yuanshi was slightly shocked by this rich experience and suddenly remembered something.
"Excuse me, if I unbind it, how do I match it with the host or system?"
"Generally, the vacant ones will be matched. If you request to unbind yourself, then the vacant position may be filled after being idle. In other words, they can fill each other's positions and exchange systems or hosts."
":("
Jiang Yuan, who had just a few minutes ago been wishing Z01 to find a suitable host, now silently mourned in his heart:
Goodbye, Z01.
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