Don't Pick Up Wild People on the Roadside (VI)
If a big shot who looks like a big shot asks you an abstract and bold question with a deadpan face, what is your response?
In response, Yun Qing rolled up his sleeves and answered without hesitation:
"What a genius idea! I'm ready! Which one should I hit?"
Jiang Yuanshi, disguised as "Jiang Yuan", was a little surprised: "Aren't you afraid that I'm using you?"
Yun Qing asked: "Then what do you want to use me for?"
Jiang Yuanshi pondered, "For example, using you to contain him, or borrowing your knife to kill someone?"
Yun Qing blinked and asked doubtfully, "I've talked about the advantages, but what about the disadvantages?"
"?" Jiang Yuanshi paused, "...Uh, you might get into trouble or even die because of this."
Yun Qing sneered and asked, "Do you know my true identity in this world?"
Because he was anxious to embarrass himself, he didn't really ask, and the name didn't seem to appear in the original text. Jiang Yuanshi shook his head.
"But I'm... you blocked the word, not just my identity. Is that considered a violation?" Yun Qing's words were muted, and he was furious like a pufferfish. "So does that mean I can't hit him in the teeth?!"
Yun Qing's expression grew increasingly dissatisfied, and the correct answer could be discerned from his face. At the same time, B33 also sent a message to Jiang Yuanshi: "Host, intentionally harming the protagonist is against the rules."
Jiang Yuanshi asked: "What if it happened accidentally?"
B33 said, "Uh." "That depends on the overall assessment. Given the topic you just discussed, even if it succeeds, it will still be considered a violation by our superiors during the subsequent review."
"You mean the system is equivalent to surveillance, recording everything the host says and does?"
B33: “Usually, yes, unless there is a problem with the system itself that causes data loss.”
Jiang Yuanshi looked ahead, not knowing what he was thinking, with a complicated expression.
Is there any way to make Z01 lose his memory?
But what can he do when even the main god can’t defeat the boss?
Jiang Yuanshi sighed, his eyes deadening.
"Complain! I want to complain! Otherwise, I will spend my willpower to take your authority!"
Yun Qing beside him was still jumping up and down. B33 was unable to connect with the other party, so he had to ask for help from the current host Jiang Yuanshi: "Host, he doesn't have much willpower left. If he keeps spending it like this, he will really fail."
"But he's like this, he won't give up until he achieves his goal."
"I know, I'll think of other ways..."
"Don't worry, he can't snatch Z01 away. But then again, your ability to connect to this world doesn't prove the system's interface can appear on the big screen. Is there a possibility it could be used by others?"
"Theoretically, this is possible, but even if the operation is successful, once discovered by superiors, the system will punish you."
"Is that so~ Never mind then."
B33:
"May I ask if he complained to you before? Did it affect you in any way?"
"No, it was just a warning. But later on, the management office realized that the host was too difficult to deal with, and they seemed to sympathize with my situation. But actually, I'm fine. Yun Qing just likes to complain and has a bad temper. In other aspects, he is very obedient and would not do anything out of line."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Okay, thank you. Got it."
Yun Qing: "Why don't you let me spend money? This is what I earned!"
Jiang Yuanshi interrupted, "Because your willpower is not enough."
Yun Qing was stunned when he heard this: "Why are you on his side too? Is it because you two are exes?"
What is going on?
Jiang Yuanshi informed Yun Qing of his discussion with B33, or rather, through Yun Qing, informed Z01: "Since there's no cost and no penalty, it's more cost-effective to let Yun Qing file a complaint. He just wants to complain, not be disobedient."
Yun Qing nodded repeatedly.
Z01, unable to respond: "..."
"Wow, he agreed! He told me to find a safe place to file my complaint!" Yun Qing looked at Jiang Yuan happily, "Thank you! It turns out his ex really understands him!"
Jiang Yuanshi: "...Isn't what my predecessor said a bit strange?"
Yun Qing, now powered, pushed the cart with even more energy. As he pushed, he asked, "Really? Aren't we all the former systems and hosts?"
The relationship between the previous system and the host is very different from the relationship between the predecessor, right?
The young man in front of him was wearing a cloak and grunting as he pushed the cart. Jiang Yuanshi didn't want to communicate any more: "As long as you are happy."
Yun Qing said happily: "Brother Guizhi has given me directions, shall we go to the black clinic?"
Jiang Yuanshi nodded: "If you are tired, let me take over."
The two reached a cooperation and embarked on the road of black clinic together.
Everything went harmoniously together. Yun Qing originally thought that it was difficult to communicate with the other party, but she didn't expect that Jiang Yuanshi could answer everything she said fluently. When she learned that the other party was about the same age as her and was a game developer when he died, she found out that he was her favorite producer. Her favorability towards him increased rapidly and she turned on the fanboy mode.
"Wow, so you're the producer with the garbled name. My classmates and I really like your games, especially the pixel-style 'Unnamed Adventure'."
"You like that?" Jiang Yuanshi, who had no intention of wearing a vest even after his death, was a little surprised to hear this.
Yun Qing nodded as a matter of course: "Yes, it's fun. I didn't expect the memory is so small, it can be put in a small watch. I play it every day when I'm slacking off at school. I'm still waiting for the DLC."
The two looked at each other, Yun Qing's eyes filled with anticipation: "Boss S, can you make a true ending for the game after you're alive? If I can survive... Forget it, why don't you just make up an ending and tell me now? I'd be so upset if I died and didn't even know it."
What a contradictory statement.
Jiang Yuanshi asked, "Isn't their open ending a good one?"
Yun Qing sighed, "It's a shame. The world was saved, but I always feel that the ending for Znar and Sasa shouldn't have been like that. Best friends, but in the end, they had to fight because of their opposition. Although it's open-ended, I still hope that they faked their deaths and traveled the world incognito."
"But that's a game where the brave man slays the dragon."
Yun Qing: "So what? The dragon isn't evil, and the hero isn't brave. I always thought slaying the dragon was a side quest. The main storyline is about foodies and gourmets. I can tease NPCs, chop trees, find food, and fight monsters when I have nothing to do."
There is too much to do when you have nothing to do.
"Please, tell me the ending." Yun Qing walked away, clasping his hands together and begging Jiang Yuanshi. Jiang Yuanshi stepped back, creating distance between them, and said helplessly, "Haven't you already thought of a new ending? I didn't think of any other endings after I finished that game before. Your current one is pretty good."
Yun Qing was stunned for a moment, then reacted: "No, no, no, that's not what I meant. I meant, can you make a DLC like this? Mainly, I want to see them together, and I'm really craving the new map. I've already trained, oh no, teased, those AI NPCs."
Jiang Yuanshi: "...but I can't do it now."
Yun Qing waved his hands and said, "Yeah, if you survive, can you make one? If I survive, I can play with it. If I don't survive, can you burn one for me?"
"How can you be so sure that I can survive?"
"Of course you are. You're so awesome! You're a great gamer! You're also good at tying up corpses! You can even fix cars! And even the rules guy listens to you! You're a true hexagonal warrior!"
“…………”What a powerful filter.
B33, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly spoke up: "Host, don't agree to him. This is a human flag!"
Jiang Yuanshi was sandwiched between two voice calls. Finally, he sighed and said to Yun Qing, "I'll give you my contact information later. If you're still alive, call me. If you get through, I'll follow up. If you can't, then I'm dead."
Yun Qing stood there, frowning as he pondered, completely lacking the joy of having received the contact information. "So... if I die, you won't do it?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "We're already dead. If you fail your mission, even if I make a game, you won't be able to play it. I have a strange personality. You're the first human I've met since my death, and the first person I've met who likes my games. So, if you're really gone, I have no motivation to make games."
Yun Qing: "You...but there are many people who like your game and are waiting for your update. I know you are encouraging me to work hard to be reborn, but I am really a novice, and there are still many people waiting for your game!"
Jiang Yuanshi: "I already said I have a weird personality, so I'm blackmailing you? And if you fail, B33 will cry to death."
Yun Qing got furious when she heard the name B33 and said, "He wouldn't do that! He's already abandoned me! Maybe he's extremely happy right now."
Jiang Yuanshi looked up at the sky helplessly and pointed at his head: "He's crying now, so loudly."
Yunqing:?
“Bang!”
The sound of a huge heavy object falling to the ground drew the two men's attention back to their senses, and they looked in the direction of the sound.
The cart at his feet flipped over at some point, and a huge human-shaped package fell out and went straight into the wide-open metal box. Yun Qing quickly turned the cart over, and Jiang Yuanshi stepped forward to pull the person out and put him back in the car. The plastic film was covered with a pungent and unpleasant smell of motor oil and stench.
Jiang Yuanshi looked closely and saw the words "garbage recycling" written on the side of the metal box.
Jiang Yuanshi: "It's quite suitable."
Yun Qing: "You actually went home by yourself."
The two looked at each other, smiled, pinched their noses, and quickly pushed the person to the black clinic.
In a dark street, there is a house with a red light hanging on it. That is the black clinic.
Jiang Yuanshi pressed the doorbell. A creaking sound came from the metal door. After a while, the door opened and a robot appeared in front of him. A mechanical male voice said, "Are you here to see a doctor?"
They nodded.
"Okay, come in."
Jiang Yuanshi asked, "Excuse me, can the car enter?"
"How big a car do you think will fit into my house?"
It's clearly a mechanical sound, but one can hear some weird undertones in it.
Jiang Yuanshi gestured, pointed behind him and said, "It's that big, is it okay?"
A construction site cart with a package as big as a human body on it.
robot:……
"No! Only people can enter!"
"Oh, okay." Jiang Yuanshi walked over. Yun Qing wanted to offer him a cloak, but Jiang Yuanshi refused on the grounds that he was afraid of catching a cold.
Jiang Yuanshi picked up the package with some disdain, walked up to the robot and said, "There's a person inside this. We found him on the road. He should still be alive. Please find a doctor to take a look."
The robot paused for a moment, then turned and went in, saying, "Come in, and remember to close the door."
They followed the robot inside and placed the package on the bed covered with isolation cloth. The robot began to unpack the package. Yun Qing and Jiang Yuanshi, who were standing nearby, looked at each other. Yun Qing said, "Where are your doctors? Why are you the only robot here?"
The robot was busy unpacking the package. With its back to them, it said, "I'm a doctor. Who else would call me a robot? Not only do I have a bad memory, but my eyesight is also not good."
Jiang Yuanshi squinted his eyes and could not see any trace of a real person in the iron body, but those eyes...
Jiang Yuanshi asked, "Excuse me, what is a poor memory? Have we met before?"
The robot doctor turned his head, his neck creaking, his eyes old: "I've seen both of you."
"You, a professional fighter, are in the middle stage of glandular disease." He pointed at Jiang Yuanshi with a scalpel.
"You—" the doctor pointed at Yun Qing and said, "You shouldn't be here. You came to Planet Z without the knowledge of the leader of Planet C. You're a high-level Omega. Be careful not to get captured by the people in the upper city. Those guys love to eat Omega glands. The higher the level, the better."
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