Save the Family Doctor (Part 7)
[Analyzing the emotional level of the host's speech.]
Z01 operates normally in the data space. In order to better understand the host, Z01 always secretly analyzes the meaning behind every sentence when communicating with the host, and finally draws conclusions and the next steps.
It was the same this time, except that Jiang Yuanshi, the host, often encountered obstacles when analyzing data. After all, the hosts that had been screened by the system before had similar personality traits, with obedience being the most important, and the rest being unimportant.
But Jiang Yuanshi was an accident.
Now this accident also gave Z01 an unexpected answer as expected.
After searching and analyzing, a picture flashed on the big screen of the data space. It seemed to be the communication method used by the human world on the Internet - emoticons.
The picture shows a furry cat with knife-like eyes, staring straight ahead with a wrinkled, angry look, as if even the most powerful person wouldn't be pleased. The caption underneath reads: "I'm very unhappy to serve you!"
This image is 90% consistent with the current host's emotions and behavior.
Z01 crashed again.
Humans and cats are two different species, so why can they be compared?
Humans are so strange.
Z01 was calculating at high speed in space, trying hard to learn the human brain circuits. In Jiang Yuanshi's eyes, after he finished speaking, the humanoid system suddenly crashed and fell into deep thought. Jiang Yuanshi took a breath, reached out and took the opportunity to try to pry open the other party's hand that was holding his ankle.
He was not used to using his fingerless hands yet. He could not control the strength of his exertion and could not find the fulcrum. However, surprisingly, the system did not use much strength. Jiang Yuanshi just gently twisted the other person's hand and it loosened. As a soul body, Jiang Yuanshi could not feel any pain, so naturally he could not sense whether the other person was exerting any strength.
Jiang Yuanshi's ankle slipped away from the other person's palm, and Jiang Yuanshi floated to the ceiling like a balloon that had left the other person's hand. He bumped into the ceiling from time to time and slowly moved out of the bedroom.
As soon as Jiang Yuanshi entered the living room, he saw An Xiang's body lying flat on the carpet next to the sofa from a distance.
At least he had a blanket to cover himself with. He could already imagine the chill of returning to this body.
Jiang Yuanshi sighed and began to think of a way to return to Jiang Shi's body. The last time his soul left his body, it was Z01 who put him back to his original body. This time it would be a bit difficult for him to do it on his own. Jiang Yuanshi's entire soul was in a state of weightlessness and he couldn't float down at all. If he wanted to leave the house, the only option was to fly into the sky.
Jiang Yuanshi looked around and set his sights on the chandelier on the bar. He moved to the side of the chandelier, grabbed it with both hands and began to swing with increasing amplitude. With the gravity of the chandelier, Jiang Yuanshi tried to find the angle to swing himself back to his original body. If it didn't work once, he would try again, completely forgetting about relying on the system.
When Z01 came to his senses after burning the CPU, he found nothing in his hands and there was a dead sound of objects shaking back and forth around him.
You know who it is without any analysis.
Z01 came to the living room and saw only a host using the chandelier as a swing, leaving an afterimage.
Z01: …
Even though Z01 knew Jiang Yuanshi's intentions, he still found it difficult to understand his behavior. It was very naive, and it was difficult for him to unite with someone who had been cautious and determined to die.
It seems that the other party is having a lot of fun, although the sentiment analysis panel remains calm.
After several misaligned faces, Jiang Yuanshi finally found a suitable angle. Just when he was about to enter his original body, time stopped and Jiang Yuanshi stopped in mid-air, only one step away from his body.
Jiang Yuanshi looked back in confusion, his gaze shifting from the handsome dead face to the hand holding his ankle.
Jiang Yuanshi felt powerless. He sighed deeply and said, "Please let go. Is there anything wrong?"
If there is nothing wrong, just let it go. It is so hard to succeed, so quickly complete the task and go your separate ways, and everyone will be happy.
Unfortunately, the stone-headed system didn't understand this meaning and simply replied, "Yes, I have something to talk to you about."
"..." Jiang Yuanshi, having lost his inertia, began to float upwards again. He gave up struggling and asked, "What's the matter?"
Z01: "Your emotions are suppressed, and I think you need to vent now."
Jiang Yuanshi was floating around as if he had some kind of resistance and was not following the normal direction. He was in a relative state with the system, and from a distance the two of them looked like a V shape.
Z01 retracted his grip on the other person's ankle. Jiang Yuanshi drifted uncontrollably in front of the system. Facing that expressionless face, Jiang Yuanshi returned the blank expression. He knew exactly what the system meant and said calmly, "Do you really want to get beaten up?"
Z01's original intention was not to seek trouble, but to hope that the host would vent normally towards the right target. However, he spoke very succinctly, and thousands of words were condensed into two words: "Yes."
Jiang Yuanshi: "...I'm sick."
Z01: "The system doesn't get sick, only the data gets poisoned."
Jiang Yuanshi: "Then you are poisonous."
Z01: "The system is now operating normally."
"madman."
"I'm normal."
“…”
Jiang Yuanshi's face became more and more gloomy, and he frowned as he stared at the system, his eyes revealing an indescribable meaning. Z01 suddenly felt that the analysis was indeed correct. The host's expression at this time was extremely similar to the animals in the emoticon package.
Jiang Yuanshi looked at the other person dimly: "Does the system feel pain?"
Z01: "No, but it can activate the pain perception function."
"It doesn't hurt, right? Then I'll hit you—" Z01 concluded that the host wanted him to activate the function. Just as he was about to speak, Jiang Yuanshi continued, "That's great. Turn back into a slime first."
?
Z01 was puzzled, but did as he was told.
The human form faded and turned back into a round glowing slime. At the same time, Jiang Yuanshi, who had lost his restraints, hit the ceiling. He turned his wrist and hooked his finger at Z01, signaling him to come over. Z01 floated in front of Jiang Yuanshi, and the man and the ball looked at each other.
Jiang Yuanshi said politely, "Are you ready? I'm going to beat you up."
Z01: "Host, please tell me if you would like to activate the pain function of the system."
"Need not."
"That doesn't work as punishment."
Jiang Yuanshi raised his eyebrows: "Why do you want to be punished so much?"
The slime with two small black spots on its eyes replied: "I did something wrong. I violated your privacy and I deserve to be punished."
"Then you can report and apply for performance deduction."
"If you think it would make you feel more comfortable, then yes, but according to analysis, the probability is not high."
Jiang Yuanshi tsks, his amber eyes revealing dissatisfaction: "It's as if your analysis knows me very well. I hate being judged."
"Then I can stop analyzing you, but I probably won't understand what you mean. You'll need to be more straightforward with the system."
Jiang Yuanshi let out a short laugh: "You can eat it and take it at the same time."
"What does this mean?"
"It means you're trying to get something out of it even after being beaten."
"That's not what I meant."
"Hmph, alright." Jiang Yuanshi warned again, "I'm really going to do it. Are you ready? Just answer 'yes'."
There was no choice, so Z01 replied, "Okay."
He was curled up in the palm of his hand, and the heat of his soul heated up the system's body. Then the world spun around, and Z01's vision flickered as the slime hit the ground and bounced back to the ceiling.
It didn't hurt, but the high-speed bullets hit Z01's data, causing it to spin around and turn the entire space into a mess of gibberish.
The whole process was Jiang Yuanshi throwing and catching the ball, back and forth. The description of a bouncy ball was not quite appropriate. It was more like testing the elasticity of a hand-made beef ball.
After playing the piano hundreds of times, the hardworking Master Jiang finally ran out of energy.
After some operations, the slime beef balls become more chewy and turn from transparent white to white with a hint of red.
Jiang Yuanshi had an unexpected gain. It turned out that the slime's system could see expressions. Just like the two black bean eyes of the slime in his palm had now turned into mosquito coil eyes, which were still spinning in circles. There were also circles of loading data outside the slime's body.
Jiang Yuanshi was tired from playing, and Z01 was poked many times while it was dizzy and trying to recover.
"Host, please do not game the system."
Jiang Yuanshi poked and poked while saying "Oh", and answered without any concealment: "Just play."
Z01: …
He found that the host was becoming more and more impolite, had no sense of boundaries, and was doing whatever he wanted.
The data-recovering Z01 bounced out of Jiang Yuanshi's palm and transformed into a humanoid form. Jiang Yuanshi, who had just been poking at the system, froze for a moment when he looked at the system's face. Then he slowly looked away: "Men shouldn't touch each other. You're too close."
We almost kissed.
"Don't worry, I won't fall in love with any living thing."
Jiang Yuanshi was puzzled. "I just wanted you to stay away from me. Did I ruin your analysis?"
Z01: "I have agreed to your request. I haven't analyzed you. This is my personal opinion."
Jiang Yuanshi said in a difficult way: "You are quite thoughtful." He thought a lot.
Z01: "Thank you for the compliment."
I told you I wasn't praising you...
Jiang Yuanshi leaned against the ceiling, looked at the system, and said, "So you mean the system can like other creatures?"
"Yes, but there will be a price to pay if the system falls in love with the host or the alien creature."
"What's the price?"
"You will lose your authority and all your achievements. The rest is unknown. Only those who have experienced it will know."
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh" and didn't ask any further questions. After all, any system is possible, but a workaholic machine like Z01 is impossible. Jiang Yuanshi asked the system to take him back to his original body. When his soul returned, Jiang Shi opened his amber eyes, shook a few times on the ground, and slowly got up.
Jiang Yuanshi rubbed his back and said, "Why don't you put him on the sofa? The ground is really cold, hard and cold."
In response to the seemingly complaining voice, Z01 replied, "Your soul left your body and floated towards the door. It was an emergency. I'm sorry."
Jiang Yuanshi slumped over, his whole body aching. It took him a long time to realize something was wrong: "Wait, the door is open? I remember I closed it."
Z01: "Yes, it opened suddenly."
Opened suddenly?
If it really drifts outside, it will be difficult to find.
"Are you sure someone isn't targeting me? Like, maybe something like World Consciousness?" Jiang Yuanshi pointed upwards with his index finger. Z01 shook his head. "We've heard from our superiors that even if there's a bug in the Novice World, our extremely low Willpower isn't enough to awaken World Consciousness."
"Then it was really an accident?"
"Not sure." Jiang Yuanshi was puzzled. After all, a system that got the correct answer would never give an ambiguous response. In response, Z01 said, "Because after analyzing you before, you are the biggest uncertainty factor. A specific explanation cannot be given."
What a headache-inducing answer, it seemed as if Jiang Yuanshi’s life was in danger.
But now the most troublesome thing has happened.
Jiang Shi's phone rang. The phone was set to automatically answer the call, and the deep roar of a buffalo came from the other end of the line:
"Doctor Jiang, please come quickly! Li Pu is in trouble! Please save him, doctor!!!"
It had been just six hours since the last incident.
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