Save the Family Doctor (Part 9)
"You still need to say thank you when it's due. It's basic social courtesy."
Jiang Yuanshi, still immersed in the fact that there was a slippery snake on his wrist, mechanically replied: "Okay, got it, thank you."
Z01: "..."
Maybe turning into a snake was a mistake too.
Z01 asked, "Excuse me, host, do you need the system to change its appearance?"
Jiang Yuanshi slowed down, placed one hand on the arm with the red bracelet, and groped there through his clothes, trying to rub off his goose bumps. Facing the mosaic in front of him and the snake on his hand, he gradually felt relieved. He sighed inadvertently, "Forget it, this size can only be a snake, an insect or a mouse. So be it. I'm already dead, so I shouldn't be scared to death."
Z01 couldn't refute this, it made a lot of sense, but the host's obvious expression of relief, as if saying "Fortunately I'm dead", was really scary and frightening.
The black and red snake on the wrist opened its mouth and released the tail it was biting. Its slender body wrapped around Jiang Yuanshi's wrist. The snake's head poked out from the sleeve and looked up at the host. Although his sense of touch was blocked, Jiang Yuanshi still lowered his head and looked over.
In the sight, there is a small snake head with big eyes, half-drooped eyelids, and vertical pupils revealing coldness, weirdness and a familiar human-machine feeling.
Jiang Yuanshi: ...As expected, the system looks like a system wherever it is, what a powerful anti-counterfeiting mark.
Perhaps because he had seen so many human-machine appearances, the fear of having snakes on his body was diluted a little. The mosaic in front of him still maintained the same image, just shaking slightly.
Jiang Yuanshi shrank his head, his body slightly tilted, looking very satisfied. He quietly tapped the snake's head with his finger. The little snake closed its eyes and unconsciously licked its forked tongue. It rubbed Jiang Yuanshi's fingertips, but felt nothing. Jiang Yuanshi withdrew his hand and looked at the finger that was being licked. After thinking for a moment, he said to the system: "Z01, please restore my sense of touch. Maybe I can accept it."
Z01 tilted his head: "Okay, but are you sure it's now?"
The farce in front of him was not over yet. Jiang Yuanshi curled his lips and said, "Forget it, let's do it later."
Jiang Yuanshi had been standing there for so long that his feet felt numb, but he couldn't move. He had to find something to distract himself. "System, can I rub your head?"
?
Z01 didn't understand but accepted it.
Jiang Yuanshi, who had lost his sense of touch, rubbed the snake's head carefully with his fingertips. There was no touch, but there was pressure. Moreover, when the little snake secretly leaned over and circled his finger, the force of the circle was very obvious.
Z01 can accept having his head rubbed, but the friction generates heat, which he cannot bear for a long time. He can only try another method to wrap around the host's fingers to avoid the fate of his head being rubbed on fire.
One man and one snake were looking at the mosaic while playing secretly. It felt like the excitement of skipping class in front of the teacher.
"By the way, how long are they going to keep kissing? Doesn't it hurt if their mouths are rubbing together for so long? It feels like they're on fire."
"Sorry, this is outside the scope of the original work and the system cannot answer. In addition, rubbing the lips together will cause pain, severe skin breakage and even stomatitis, but due to the presence of saliva, it will not catch fire. However, it is not recommended for the host to kiss for a long time."
Jiang Yuanshi was confused. What did this have to do with anything?
"So why did the topic finally fall on me?"
"It's just a friendly reminder that you, as a human being, need to know."
Jiang Yuanshi was helpless: "Thank you, but the premise of all this is that I have to find someone to kiss."
Z01: "Humans are social animals, so it's very likely that they have partners."
Jiang Yuanshi replied ruthlessly: "The proportion of single people in society is even greater now."
To this, Z01 replied: "Being single doesn't mean you can't kiss. It's understood that people kiss for a variety of reasons, including, but not limited to, partners, one-night stands, dares, punishments, and artificial respiration."
"...You're quite flexible at this moment." Jiang Yuanshi was speechless, but suddenly remembered something, "Wait, artificial respiration doesn't count as kissing, right?"
Z01: "Kissing is the touching of lips between people, and artificial respiration is also the touching of lips between people."
Jiang Yuanshi retorted: "Kissing and artificial respiration are two different things. If you say artificial respiration is kissing, then you also kissed me..."
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Jiang Yuanshi felt something was wrong after he finished speaking. The scene of falling into the lake before resurfaced in his mind. To be honest, he really didn't remember what it felt like. It was just that his body was cold but his mouth was hot... Forget it, he really didn't remember it anyway.
At the same time, Z01 fell silent after hearing what the host said. At this moment, Jiang Yuanshi had no time to care whether the other party had any bugs, but the facts proved that while one side was quiet and peaceful, the other side would not be much better.
"When did Dr. Jiang get a pet?"
As Jiang Yuanshi looked ahead and thought, the mosaic in front of him disappeared at some point. The tall Fan Dian finally let go of the person in his arms to take a breath, revealing his true face. Li Pu's pale and cold face flushed, and his lips were swollen and unusually red.
Jiang Yuanshi, who was called out, came back to his senses and looked at him, his eyes filled with clear curiosity. Jiang Yuanshi put his hands behind his back and said with a smile: "I have been keeping it at home. Today, the situation was urgent and I didn't have time to put it back."
Li Pu: "So Dr. Jiang likes snakes. I thought you would prefer furry things."
"I like furry ones, but they shed and are hard to take care of." Dr. Jiang answered calmly, hoping in his heart that the other party would stop asking questions. Then why should he pay attention to him?
Dr. Jiang was afraid that the boss would go crazy and kill him, which would be the end of the story.
However, Li Pu was completely unaware of this. Although his face was cold and distant, his words were full of innocent innocence: "Yes, I have troubled you these days. I always call you in the middle of the night. It must be very tiring."
Jiang Yuanshi smiled and shook his head, it’s not hard work, but life is miserable.
Even after death, you still have to work.
Strangely enough, facing Li Pu's concern for Dr. Jiang, Fan Dian showed no sign of anger. Instead, he asked caringly, "Sorry, Dr. Jiang, by the way, have you eaten? Would you like to have something from me? We have quite a lot of dishes."
There are many dishes but he doesn't like to eat vegetarian food.
Moreover, if he eats the food prepared by the protagonist top for the protagonist bottom, he is afraid that he will not survive the day.
Doctor Jiang politely declined and changed the subject to Li Pu's health. When Li Pu was mentioned, Fan Dian immediately lost his composure and became very lively. He even took Doctor Jiang's pen and notebook and began to take notes. With nothing in his hands, Doctor Jiang started talking in voice mode, "Eat small meals frequently, avoid strenuous exercise and emotional excitement..."
Fan Dian was like a poor student who worked hard in school because of his boyfriend, who was a top student. He even wrote down how many seconds Dr. Jiang was thinking. When he glanced at Jiang Yuan's notes, he felt sorry for the other party's craziness. He accidentally glanced at the expression of Li Pu in his arms. Li Pu looked at the crooked and uneven handwriting, and the coldness faded to reveal a gentle expression. It was a pity that Fan Dian was in the blind spot of vision now.
You too, don't love too much.
As expected, he was part of the play. Jiang Yuanshi didn't bother to complain about the intimidating couple. After finishing his words at a steady pace, he picked up his medicine box and prepared to leave. As he turned around, a card was stuffed into his coat pocket.
At some point, Fan Dian stood up and walked over to him. Mr. Fan patted his shoulder and said, like a good friend, "Doctor Jiang, take this card and go to any restaurant you want. It won't charge you."
The strength of the bear's hands opening the double doors was extraordinary. Dr. Jiang not only felt that his shoulder was broken by the bear, but also felt a chill.
After a textbook refusal, Dr. Jiang accepted the anonymous card and said goodbye politely.
He walked in a high and low manner.
The door behind him closed, and the kind smiles of the protagonists were blocked by the door. Jiang Yuanshi turned his head, with a smile still on his lips, and left the empty villa.
If he saw correctly, the moment Fan Dian patted his shoulder, Li Pu's eyes on the bed were cold, as if he was looking at an outsider.
Jiang Yuanshi sighed. As expected, the world for novices was not stable either.
He went outside and waited for the gate to appear, but it never came. "System, where is the door?"
Z01, who had been frozen for a long time, replied: "Host, the entrance is right in front of you."
Jiang Yuanshi looked left and right, then looked straight ahead, and saw nothing around him.
"Where is it?"
"The host is right in front of you. You may have forgotten that your front door was demolished when you were just following the plot. That door was the Anywhere Door. It has not been repaired since it was demolished, so it is blank. Just walk in."
"..." Jiang Yuanshi: "Are you so short of funds?"
"After all, this is a novice world, the missions are not difficult, so the willpower value is not high either."
"Haha, is that so?" Jiang Yuanshi sneered mercilessly. Z01 didn't understand the other party's sudden sarcasm. "What's the problem?"
Jiang Yuanshi was reluctant to elaborate too much to the system, lest the other party report it again. You know, the things that were corrected by the book patching department would be worse off not being fixed. At least he could still survive if he didn't fix them, but it would be fatal if he fixed them. Those who didn't know would think it was directed at him.
Jiang Yuanshi shook his head and just asked, "Nothing, I'm just tired, my feet are numb and I'm hungry. Do you know where there is a restaurant?" He remembered that the original book mentioned many food streets and restaurants.
After searching, Z01 replied, "Please follow the navigation. We will be redirected to the food court soon."
A golden route flashed before Jiang Yuanshi's eyes, and the task instructions appeared. He followed them. There was originally a model of a villa, but the further he went, the more empty space he found himself.
He stepped into the void, heading towards the unknown.
"It's so white and creepy. No one has complained to you? This is not good for the host's physical and mental health." Jiang Yuanshi complained.
Z01: "I did, but our superiors approved the application based on feedback. After we completed the scene, we received another complaint. We revised it over a dozen times before finally getting a response - the original white color was still the best. Since then, the department has stopped accepting any complaints about scene modeling."
…Why is there Party A everywhere?
Chuanshuju is still the sad party.
Jiang Yuanshi, who suffered multiple attacks from Party A during his lifetime, felt the same way and expressed his understanding.
At this moment, the terrifying white in front of his eyes became pleasing to the eye, with a glow mixed with the blood and tears of cattle and horses.
As Jiang Yuanshi was walking, he thought of the card given to him by the boss. He had never seen it and didn't know whether it was a black card or some kind of membership.
He took it out of his pocket, and the cold, thin slice felt unpleasant.
A 24K pure gold business card with laser-engraved 3D art words – Fan Dian, CEO of Paradigm Limited
Jiang Yuanshi: …………
You are sick.
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