The sequel to OE that “we” are looking forward to (Part 7)
Sometimes weak creatures find it difficult even to be angry.
When Jiang Yuanshi emerged from a pile of petals, he was still sleepy.
He tilted his head and rubbed his eyes, wondering when he fell asleep.
"Awake?" Z01's voice came.
Jiang Yuanshi lowered his head, rubbed his eyes, nodded, and said "hmm" vaguely.
Just as he was about to move his feet, Z01 stopped him with his hand. Jiang Yuanshi was about to ask what was wrong when he realized that his perspective was wrong. Why could he see the palm of the other person's raised hand but not the person? Jiang Yuanshi took two steps on the spot and found that something was soft under his feet. It was Z01's head.
?
Jiang Yuanshi had a question mark in his head. It took him a while to remember that he had a tree-climbing competition with Z01 before falling asleep.
It's just self-humiliation.
The mini dragon clung to the tree with its four claws and tried hard to climb up. After a long time, he was tired and Z01 reminded him that he was now a dragon. He turned around and saw that the distance he had climbed was not even as high as the other person was standing. Jiang Yuanshi was fed up and simply flapped his wings and lay on Z01's head, letting the other person carry him up the tree.
The scenery on the tree is nice, but the tree bark rubs my butt and I fell asleep while looking at it.
"Are you coming down?"
"Um."
Jiang Yuanshi took the Z01 palm elevator down.
He looked up at the petals scattered on Z01's black hair: "Actually, you just need to take me off your head."
Z01 blinked his vertical pixel eyes and said, "Tree bark will irritate your stomach."
The dragon's skin is protected by scales, but the pixel style omitted this part to highlight the cuteness of the mini dragon. However, the dragon's belly is indeed the softest part, and Jiang Yuanshi especially likes to sleep on his stomach after he turned into a mini dragon.
"Isn't your head heavy?"
"It's okay, you're very light."
In fact, Jiang Yuanshi didn’t mean that, but he didn’t know what to say.
Finally, Z01 watched the little dragon flap its wings and fly to where his eyes were level, then reached out to brush off the petals on his head.
The skin of the mini dragon is orange-yellow, and the belly is the lightest part. It is right in front of Z01's eyes, rising and falling with its breathing. It looks very soft, and it turns out to be very soft to the touch.
This is the comment made by Z01 after he poked his belly a few times.
Jiang Yuanshi stepped on the other person's hand and said, "Why are you poking someone's stomach?"
"Sorry, I couldn't help it." Z01 apologized and touched her again.
Jiang Yuanshi: "..."
There are hooligans.
The problem is that verbal obstruction and kicking and punching are of no use, just stretching out your feet and pinching your hands.
Jiang Yuanshi turned into Nie Nie.
-1.
-1.
-1.
Numbers lit up above Z01's head, and there were tooth marks on his middle finger, little finger, and ring finger.
Jiang Yuanshi smacked his lips and lay on top of the other person again.
The most dangerous place is the safest.
Xiao Jianglong protected his belly, yawned, and asked, "Where are we going later?"
Z01 didn't say anything.
"...Are you angry?" Jiang Yuanshi saw the other party staring at the bitten finger in a daze, and thought Z01 was unhappy. "Are you really angry?"
Jiang Yuanshi lay on the person's head. If he couldn't reach the person, he would poke the other person's face with his tail a few times.
“Ouch!”
-1.
Jiang Yuanshi's health, which had been full for a short time, dropped to 9.
Jiang Yuanshi held his tail and blew on it. A red circle on the tip of his tail flashed. Jiang Yuanshi said speechlessly: "If I bite you a few times, your health will be fine, but my health is only 10 points. And if you don't touch me, I won't bite you!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a hand raised up and touched Jiang Yuanshi's back. After touching him, the hand did not leave, as if waiting for something.
“……?”
Jiang Yuanshi couldn't understand the other party. He stared at the culprit and suddenly a light bulb lit up above his head. He had a strange idea, but... it shouldn't be possible. Jiang Yuanshi found it a little unbelievable.
"You... aren't waiting for me to bite you?"
Without waiting for the other party to answer, Jiang Yuanshi flew away from Z01's head, and looked at the other party's face at a short distance.
For some reason, he could see anticipation on Z01's expressionless face.
Before he could make any move, Z01 raised his hand again and handed Jiang Yuanshi a hemostatic herb and a gold coin. Jiang Yuanshi subconsciously took it and watched the other person's hand reach to his mouth.
Jiang Yuanshi: “………………”
"Are you... serious?" Jiang Yuanshi couldn't believe it, but Z01 nodded. Help, how could someone pay for trouble?
The original punishment was turned into a strange transaction and reward by Z01, and Jiang Yuanshi suddenly stopped thinking about it.
He decided to take the money and do nothing.
He quickly stuffed the herbs and gold coins into his mouth, puffed up his cheeks and said, "No way!"
After saying that, he quickly got into the Z01 armor and didn't come out.
Z01: .
"Are you refusing to pay your debt?"
A muffled sound came from within the armor, as if it was still eating: "You (chew chew chew) only paid a gold coin and herbs, and I just took a few bites of you (chew chew chew), so logically (chew chew chew) you should be the one refusing to pay."
Z01: "How many more gold coins do you need?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "No, I can't eat anymore, and I don't like biting people casually."
Z01's focus was very clear. He replied, "I'm not a human. You can order whatever you want."
"..." Jiang Yuanshi fell silent, "You...are so perverted."
The perverted Z01 asked pervertedly: "Why?"
Jiang Yuanshi: "Because few normal people like to spend money to get bitten."
Z01: "Hello, I'm not human."
So you can do whatever you want and have unique hobbies, right?
Jiang Yuanshi shouted, "You are incapable of anything! Otherwise, find someone else."
The perverted Z01 replied: "No, I am very loyal."
Jiang Yuanshi rolled his eyes: "Okay, Zhuanyi brother."
"..." This time, Z01 was silent. "Please don't follow Mr. Chen Yunqing's example."
"I haven't learned it yet, but can't I just talk about it?" Jiang Yuanshi asked, "By the way, is Yun Qing's last name Yun or Chen? I saw in the plot that his name is Yun Qing."
"Chen Yunqing was his name when he was the host. When he lost his memory, he also used the memories of a certain world. According to Mr. Jiang Yuan, that world was when Yunqing was happiest, so that setting was automatically brought in. In the original world, he is still called Yunqing, but if the previous world is transformed into the real world, the other party can use both names."
"Come to think of it, Yun Qing also played my game in a certain mission world, but can the Transmigration Bureau enter the human world?"
"No, according to the regulations. Generally, derivative works based on human world content exist, such as fan fiction and diaries. Mr. Chen Yunqing mentioned that your game appeared in a diary. This world was built based on the diary, and your work was described in detail within it. Therefore, Mr. Chen Yunqing can play your game in that world, even the original version."
Jiang Yuanshi subconsciously said, "So Chuanshuju is just reposting my game without paying me any copyright fees?"
Jiang Yuanshi's focus was always strange. Z01 paused and said, "You could say that."
Xiaolong poked his head out of his armor and turned to look at Z01. "No, you want me to complete quests to earn willpower and then you want to kill me. You copied my game and didn't even pay me. Are you trying to take advantage of me?"
"You are a dragon now."
"Yeah, I've been fleeced to death. This dragon is so slippery."
“…”
Jiang Yuanshi was so angry that he burst into flames.
Z01 looked at the fading flame and said, "Do I need to appeal for you?"
Jiang Yuanshi said, "Will he give it to me if I appeal? Evil capitalists are not human beings. Oh, no, they are not human beings in the first place."
Z01: "There is a Lord God with human blood. I can help you apply to him."
Jiang Yuanshi choked twice from the fire he was breathing: "Ahem, that's fine. Thank you for your help."
Z01 took some flower petals and fed them to Jiang Yuanshi. In order to get rid of the smell of smoke, Jiang Yuanshi quickly rolled them up and stuffed them into his mouth. From Z01's perspective, he could only see two round, moving balls.
In the end, I couldn't help but touch it twice with my fingertips. Just as the host said, it was slippery.
Jiang Yuanshi squinted his eyes and silently let the hand rub against him.
Why didn’t I realize before that this guy likes to be so touchy?
"I have appealed for you, but I cannot guarantee a response time. Don't worry, I will apply every day."
"The signal at Chuanshushu is getting worse and worse. Is it going to go bankrupt? If it can't work, can't they just replace the management?" Jiang Yuanshi couldn't help but complain, "By the way, won't your salary be deducted if you apply every day?"
"No, I've been applying, but there's been no response and no money has been deducted."
Jiang Yuanshi said "Oh", then realized what was happening and asked, "You've been applying? What happened?"
“…”
There was another silence. It seemed the other party didn't want to talk anymore. Jiang Yuanshi thought about it and didn't ask any more questions. But then Z01 said, "The thing you said you would send me isn't in my mailbox. I didn't receive it and I'm appealing."
Jiang Yuanshi paused chewing, then slowed down his chewing again, saying, "Actually... there's no need to keep appealing. After all, it's just a worthless little thing. If it doesn't work out, I'll have the money to buy you another one later."
Z01 said stubbornly, "No, that was your first gift. As humans say, a small gift is worth a lot of thought."
"...Oh." Jiang Yuanshi said, "Then keep up the good work and report back."
"Okay thanks. I have a question."
"you say."
"What did you give me?"
"Are you sure you want to know now? Then the surprise will be gone."
A tangle of threads appeared on Z01's head, but he finally replied, "That's a shame, but only by knowing what you sent can we confirm the authenticity of future emails."
Jiang Yuanshi wanted to say that it was something from the store. Even if they knew the item, they could just give it out. There was no name on it. "It's a peace amulet and a bracelet for safety. I wanted to choose one for you that would make you rich, but it seems you're already rich enough."
"Keep it safe? Items from the human world?"
"Yes, but it's just a psychological comfort. I hope you don't get tricked by those main gods. I originally wanted to wish you immortality, but I don't know if this blessing is considered a good one."
"It's okay, your blessing is always good."
Jiang Yuanshi sighed: "It feels like you think my slapping you is a reward. There's no hope for you."
Z01: "No, you are the first creature to bless me, and the first to give me a gift."
Jiang Yuanshi opened his mouth but didn't say anything. He suddenly felt that it was a bit miserable for the other person to have lived for so long. He also felt like that yellow-haired guy who took away the sales champion by giving him some worthless things.
No, he didn't think Z01 was abducted.
Jiang Yuanshi slapped his face, pulling himself back to his thoughts. Just as he was getting back on track, Z01 said, "But if you're willing to hit me, it really is a reward. Your strength is just right."
Haha, it’s a good time to massage your face, right?
"..." Jiang Yuanshi put his hand over the other person's mouth, "That's enough, it's rude to say anything more."
After joking around for a while, Z01 and Jiang Yuanshi walked towards the city with a row of 999 petals in the inventory.
Along the way, the two of them caught and ate everything, and all kinds of magical edible things went into their stomachs. When they thought there were no fresh ingredients, a little monster with French fries growing on its head appeared. Jiang Yuanshi, who followed the smell, met it.
He glanced at the opponent's health bar.
The French Fry Monster has 20 health points.
Jiang Yuanshi turned around and ran, then climbed onto Z01 with a grunt. Z01 looked at the French fry monster and fell silent.
Jiang Yuanshi sat on Z01's shoulders and said, "It's up to you. Beat him!"
The weaponless Z01 kicked the French fry monster aside, and then his own health points were reduced by two points.
Jiang Yuanshi frowned and said, "It's bad. Without weapons, we can't fight with our physical body."
The French Fries Monster's ultimate skill is to launch freshly fried French fries, using the oil temperature to burn off the opponent's health bar. Z01 caught the French fries that bounced towards him while losing health, and when the temperature was just right, he handed them to Jiang Yuanshi, and then stuffed one into his mouth.
Very crispy, dense inside, and full of potato aroma.
Human food is delicious.
Although it's unhealthy, it doesn't matter in the game.
The two guys ate until they were half full, and during this time, the French Fries Monster used his skill - summoning.
Summon all four generations of the family.
French fries with ketchup, breaded French fries, large, small, thick French fries, potato wedges...
Jiang Yuanshi finished his meal and ate a cold French fry, then looked up.
Oh, cold, limp fries.
There are so many potatoes, but without weapons, it is not a good idea to just keep eating them. Moreover, once the monster locks on the target, it will keep attacking unless the monster dies or runs away very fast. But running away is a bit of a loss, after all, you have lost so much blood. If you kill it, you can sell it in the city for some money.
Jiang Yuanshi ate a dark dish by spreading ketchup on the gold coins. As he ate the dark dish, he came up with a good idea.
Z01, who was still losing blood while eating French fries, suddenly saw a half-bitten gold coin being thrown out, hitting the limp French fries on the head.
-1.
Jiang Yuanshi exclaimed, "Spending money really works."
Z01:?
"Z01, you fight with the gold coins, and I'll pick them up after you're done."
Z01 didn't understand but did as he was told, taking out a gold coin and smashing each one to -200.
Kill one French fry monster with one smash.
Jiang Yuanshi silently picked up the gold coins, thinking about the -1 he had just received, and thought that the gap in strength was really huge.
He wiped the half-chewed gold coin and put it back in his mouth. A few more coins fell to the side. Jiang Yuanshi was about to pick them up when he heard Z01 say, "Little boy, smash them."
Jiang Yuanshi hadn't reacted to the other party's address yet, and subconsciously threw the gold coins on the heads of the French fries.
HP -1, but it's weird.
Jiang Yuanshi then realized that the health of each monster was now 1, and Chunchun just wanted him to reap the heads.
The scene took a new turn.
Z01 is responsible for controlling blood, Jiang Yuanshi is responsible for taking the gold coins thrown by Z01 and throwing them out to collect potato heads, then Z01 picks up the gold coins and controls blood again. Finally, after the monsters are defeated, the gold coins are all in Jiang Yuanshi's stomach.
Jiang Yuanshi touched his stomach and found he was full.
He returned to Z01 holding the hidden version of the Teriyaki Sauce Twisted Fries that had fallen out, stuffed one into his mouth, and stuffed one into his own mouth as well.
It tastes good.
It’s fun to spend money.
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