The sequel to OE that "we" are looking forward to (XVIII)
Jiang Yuanshi felt like he was dreaming, otherwise how could he hear such ridiculous words? He closed his eyes and opened them again after a while. Z01 still looked serious.
A big question mark appeared on Mao Maolong's little head. He shook his head like a drill, then stood up and looked around. It seemed that he was in a new house, but... Jiang Yuanshi lowered his head to look at where he was standing. Why was it a cat's nest?
The cat's bed was also filled with gold coins and gems. No wonder he smelled so good when he fell asleep, but none of that was the most important thing at the moment. He asked Z01 what he had just said, and the other party calmly and seriously repeated his statement that he didn't want to be a father and attached proof.
It was a photo, in which the cat Long was sleeping comfortably in the mouth of a Maine Coon cat. Next to it were written real cases and analysis of big cats carrying small cats.
Seeing it all clearly, Jiang Yuanshi took a deep breath and said inexplicably calmly, "Is it possible that I'm really sleepy and can fall asleep anywhere?"
Z01: "That's unlikely. You're a very vigilant human being and wouldn't take a nap anywhere."
Jiang Yuanshi casually said, "You're right here." A moment of silence followed, and he realized something was wrong. His tail froze. Z01, on the other hand, suddenly had a lightbulb light up in his head, as if suddenly enlightened: "So that's how it is."
Jiang Yuanshi: "..."
"But that doesn't mean you don't think of me as your father."
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Jiang Yuanshi smiled politely: "I told you there are no more, but you still don't believe me. Since you want to be my father so much, then just be me. Take your flowers and get out. My dad never gives me flowers." As he said that, he opened his inventory in front of Z01 and pretended to throw the flowers away one by one.
"………………" Z01 raised the alarm and apologized, "I'm sorry, please don't do that."
The cat dragon's tail swung and swung, and slapped the ground like a small whip. It looked... very elastic.
Jiang Yuanshi looked at Z01 speechlessly. Just as he was about to say something, he felt something strange under his tail. Turning his head, he saw a cat's paw stretched out from under his tail. Jiang Yuanshi: "..."
He sighed helplessly and rolled his eyes. He always felt that the system had mutated. Jiang Yuanshi was flapping his tail like a cat while staring at Z01 who looked serious as if nothing had happened. How shameless... What kind of weird hobby was this?
Forget it, Jiang Yuanshi was too lazy to think about it. He couldn’t change it anyway, so he might as well go eat if he had some free time.
Cat Dragon stood on tiptoe and tugged at the fur on the big cat's chest. He said, "Speaking of which, is this a new house? Where's the bed? Why is it a cat bed?"
To make it easier for Jiang Yuanshi to take action, Z01 stood more dignified, puffed out his chest, and answered, "Since we registered as cats, when we bought the house, it was automatically designated as cat-only."
Jiang Yuanshi looked up and looked around: "Is that person no longer useful?"
"I can transform once I have a human form, but it doesn't seem possible now. Most of the supplies are cat-only, except for the kitchen and bathroom."
Jiang Yuanshi stepped on the cat bed at his feet and said, "This basin is so small. Where will you sleep if I sleep here?"
"With you."
"?" Are you sure? It's going to be so crowded.
Z01 blinked and looked at Jiang Yuan and said, "Yuanyuan, lower your head."
Jiang Yuanshi tilted his head in confusion but subconsciously lowered his head to expose the back of his neck. Then his whole dragon flew into the air and he felt a slight pain in the back of his neck. He didn't know how Z01 did it. Jiang Yuanshi only felt that his vision was turning around and around, and when he reacted, he was already trapped in it.
The Maine Coon cats were circled, and in the hollow center lay a cat dragon with a question mark on its face. The cat dragon was lying on its back with its belly facing outwards, and a big furry tail covered its belly, as if it was sleeping in a soft and strong nest, feeling the warmth. Jiang Yuanshi, who had just woken up, couldn't help but yawn.
"You can take a nap if you're tired. When you wake up, we can go out on adventures." Z01's voice came from his ear. It was very close. Jiang Yuanshi leaned over and his nose touched his nose. The two looked at each other for a while. Finally, Mao Maolong closed his eyes quietly and said, "Okay, good night Z01."
"Goodnight wish."
After a good sleep until the next day, Jiang Yuanshi looked at the time and felt that he was not a dragon, but a pig. He pinched his belly and it was round, just like a pig.
"Your current size is limited to that of a guinea pig."
"Do you know that most guinea pigs in real life will become large pigs?" Cat Dragon bit a large cat ear and curled his lips, a little worried. "If I eat like this, I won't become fat when I turn back into a human, right?"
Although Jiang Yuanshi is a lazy guy, he envied others for having abdominal muscles when he was a student, so he forced himself to exercise and developed them. He then vowed to preserve this body shape. He had to save the abdominal muscles that he had worked so hard to develop, but sometimes you have to put in some effort to make them appear, and once you gain weight, you can't suck your belly back in.
After listening to Jiang Yuan's concerns, Z01, who was worried and wanted to say that the other party was not fat at all and had a thin body shape, fell silent. It turned out that the host didn't care about fatness or thinness at all, but the abdominal muscles he had trained hard, and the achievement with conditional restrictions that he had worked so hard to achieve. It would be a pity to throw it away.
Everything about Jiang Yuanshi could be explained by games. Z01 silently noted it and said, "Don't worry, it won't happen. You are now the transformed form of your soul body, and nothing will change."
After saying that, Jiang Yuanshi was stunned for a moment, then he calmed down and said happily, "Yes, I'm dead. Does that mean I can eat whatever I want and not get fat?"
“…Yes,” Z01 said.
"That's great." Jiang Yuanshi was very happy, but he felt something was wrong. "Then why am I still sleepy and hungry? Is it because of the settings in the game?"
Z01: "Yes. Besides, it might be your human instinct to go to bed at a certain time."
Jiang Yuanshi suddenly realized and thought, "My biological clock has been really messed up lately. All I do is eat and sleep."
Well, that does sound more like a pig, Z01 thought.
"Oh, this is today's portion." Nestled in Z01's furry body, the cat dragon received a bouquet of flowers curled from its tail. This time, the aesthetics were quite normal. The pink and white flowers were shaped like a cat's head, and when you touched them, they would meow. They looked so familiar. Jiang Yuanshi held the flowers in his paws, raised them high, and said, "Isn't this a meow flower?"
Z01: "Yes, but don't worry, the flower core has been removed and will not spread pollen."
Jiang Yuanshi waved the bouquet of flowers and listened to the meowing. "That doesn't matter. It only lasts three days. Turning into a cat just means you have an extra pair of ears. Besides, you're pretty furry and it's easy to sleep with."
Z01: "Really? Do you need pollen?"
Jiang Yuanshi refused: "There's no need to be so deliberate. I don't want to sneeze."
There were constant meowing sounds in the room. The cat dragon turned out from its gentle nest, holding the flowers in one hand and taking out a flowerpot from its backpack with the other hand. He put the flowers in the pot, sprinkled fertilizer on it, flapped his wings, and flew up, placing it on a table not far away.
It turned out that the flowerpot was brought by Jiang Yuanshi himself.
Witnessing all this, Z01 simply followed behind silently. As Jiang Yuanshi adjusted the flowerpot, he asked, "Aren't you going to put it in your bag?"
Jiang Yuanshi fiddled with Meow Meow Flower and answered naturally. Since he had already been exposed, he simply said nonchalantly: "Because there is no more space. I'll just leave it here for now. We'll talk about it before I take it away. By the way, can my backpack be expanded?"
Z01, who was sitting nearby, replied, "This depends on your tolerance. Your health is currently insufficient, so expansion is not recommended."
Jiang Yuanshi understood: "Oh, then can I just eat more?"
Z01: "Given the current situation, it would be better to combine it with exercise."
"Hmm...Is that so? Okay, then does my recent walking count as exercise?" Jiang Yuanshi, who used to hardly touch the ground, chose to get down to the ground in order to expand his backpack. This made Z01 sound the alarm again. If this happened, the probability of the host and him getting close to each other would be reduced.
"Maybe I can make a mod for you so that you don't need to exercise."
Jiang Yuanshi was stunned and turned to look at Z01: "You're not that serious, are you? Aren't you sleeping in the same basin?"
Z01 analyzed seriously, "No, this is serious. After all, this is only allowed in this world. I can't do this to the body you're hosting during missions in other worlds. That's the original owner's body, not you."
Jiang Yuanshi uttered an "uh," but Z01 looked serious. He scratched his chin, turned his head away, sighed, and compromised, "I understand. It's up to you, but please do it as soon as possible."
Z01, having received permission, replied: "Okay, I understand. Thank you."
Jiang Yuanshi glanced at Maine's tail swinging behind him and said nothing.
But there is still a problem. Due to Z01's current size, Jiang Yuanshi cannot sit steadily on him, and finally has to get off the ground and walk for a while. But in order to avoid accidental separation of the two, Z01 came up with a plan that is unbelievable even for Jiang Yuanshi who is still alive.
The cats in Maomi Town are free and cannot be tied up unless they are willing or have a high enough favorability. Voluntary cats are extremely rare. So when a cat dragon walks on the road with a rope tied in his hand and a huge Maine Coon cat beside him, the rate of turning heads is as high as 100%. There are even NPC cats running up to Z01, scolding him for being spineless and being angry at him for not fighting for it and actually being the pet of such a small monster.
Z01 stood calmly and elegantly, looking down at the kitten, and said calmly, "Those with different ideals cannot work together."
NPC Lihua angrily shouted: "What do you mean!"
Z01: "Nothing, I have a master to hold me, and you don't."
After saying that, he followed the clacking-legged cat Long and walked away, leaving the confused Lihua standing there in a daze, doubting his cat life.
It's so weird.
Jiang Yuanshi raised his hand and looked at the rope tied to his claws. It was so strange... As a model young man when he was alive, he had never had such an experience. It was so strange. Did it make sense?
Question marks kept popping up on the cat dragon's head, but all the doubts were dispelled by Z01's sincere and lost eyes, causing Jiang Yuanshi to have a mentality of "although I understand that this is not right, but Z01 looks so pitiful, and no one knows him anyway, it's not impossible, but it's weird."
In this way, the two of them strolled for a whole day under the watchful eyes. Jiang Yuanshi was already numb, and even when he was tired, he directly asked Z01 to hold his neck and walk with him. However, this behavior became a spectacle in the eyes of the NPCs.
Who is the master here?
In this way, they left a strong mark in Maomi Town. By the time they realized that their behavior was conspicuous, it was too late.
They both fell silent as they looked at the tens of thousands of comments and multi-angle photos on the real-life discussion post.
Z01 silently raised his paw and pressed save on the photo of Xiaolong. Jiang Yuanshi on the side was speechless, but since it was already a mess, he might as well drink it.
He turned around and went back to planting flowers.
Today's ones haven't been planted in pots yet.
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