Chapter 4: Your brain must be stuck in the door!



The eldest grandson, Zijun, is not an idiot. In the original setting, he should be an extremely smart person. It's just that in the twisted world of the fan fiction, his IQ is often forced to be at a low limit, especially when it comes to Yi Xichen and other men. So at this moment, he vaguely feels that something is wrong, but his IQ just refuses to go online.

"Fencing competition?" The eldest grandson Zijun took a long time to catch the content of the conversation between Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen, "Ten days later?"

If he remembered correctly, the five-year fencing tournament had already ended and there was still some time before the next five-year tournament. Why would it be held at this time?

Lu Ziyao patted the goose bumps on his arms and said, "Why, Junior Brother, have you forgotten?"

Yi Xichen also looked at him suspiciously: "Zijun, what happened to you today? You and I practiced swordsmanship every day for the fencing competition, and you..."

The eldest grandson, Zijun, frowned. Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen spoke in the same tone. Could it be that they were teaming up to play a trick on him? Or was there something wrong with his memory? He asked, "What year, month, and day is today?"

Lu Ziyao replied: "Year of Bingchen, month of Wuxu, day of Gengwu."

The eldest grandson, Zijun, felt a pang of annoyance: "Bingchen year? It's clearly Jiazi year."

"Jia, Jiazi?" Lu Ziyao and Yi Xichen looked at each other.

The year of Bingchen and the year of Jiazi are eight years apart if counting forwards, and fifty-two years apart if counting backwards. This is quite a joke.

The eldest grandson, Zijun, was also puzzled. Every Jiazi year, Beyond the Clouds would be open once, and he and Yi Xichen had just gone there to collect a bunch of magic weapons (most of which were X toys, or magic weapons that were not X toys but could be used as X toys), so he would definitely not make a mistake with such a clear thing.

Now Yi Xichen fully realized the seriousness of the problem. Today, the eldest grandson Jun was very abnormal, and this abnormality was beyond the scope of joking. If the eldest grandson Jun was out of character and had a fight with him in private, it was not completely impossible, but it was absolutely impossible for him to be entangled in front of a third person.

Yi Xichen asked, "Zijun, when you left the house this morning, was your head caught in the door?"

The eldest grandson, Zijun: "..."

Lu Ziyao looked here and there in surprise, not knowing what had happened.

Yi Xichen didn't know how to explain what had just happened, so he leaned close to Lu Ziyao's ear and planned to whisper the situation to him.

The eldest grandson, Zijun, looked at the intimate... gay couple in front of him, and his heart was filled with jealousy. As the third most attractive person besides the two protagonists, Lu Ziyao was a brick for building socialism, and he could be moved wherever he was needed. So in the twisted world in the eldest grandson, Zijun's heart, Lu Ziyao was a supporting role, who gave without dignity and reason for Yi Xichen, just to pick Yi Xichen's chrysanthemums.

The eldest grandson, Jun, couldn't help but feel disgusted: "Are you kidding me?"

Lu Ziyao was surprised and asked, "Is he kidding you? Why would Junior Brother Changsun say that?"

The eldest grandson, Zijun, said sullenly, "Are you two having an affair behind my back?"

"Ah???" Lu Ziyao's jaw almost dropped, and he asked cautiously, "What does hao shang mean?"

"You must have been hit in the head by the door!" Yi Xichen looked at his eldest grandson Zijun with a terrifying look, shaking his head desperately, "Otherwise, how could you feel that I was... and you... and that..." He couldn't help but squeeze his buttocks hard because he felt a dull pain there. He now understood why Zijun asked him if his butt hurt that morning.

"Hiss..." This time, Chang Sun Zijun's teeth were even more sore. What was going on? The person who cried until her voice was hoarse on his bed yesterday actually denied her relationship with him today. You know, if the distance he moved inside Yi Xichen's body was converted into the length of a milk tea cup, it would circle the earth three times!

Suddenly, the eldest grandson Zijun had an idea and said angrily: "Yi Xichen! Did you abort our child on purpose? For the adulterer Lu Ziyao?!"

"Ah!" Lu Ziyao, who was dragged into the battle innocently, couldn't help but glance at Yi Xichen's belly, feeling that his brain couldn't keep up with the rhythm. "Child, child?"

Yi Xichen almost fell over. What the hell is going on here!!!

After a moment, Yi Xichen grabbed the sword in his hand and took a defensive stance towards the eldest grandson Zijun: "You, are you really the eldest grandson Zijun? You are not a demonized substitute, are you?!"

The eldest grandson, Zijun, was stunned. Yes, that made sense. The Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao in front of him looked abnormal. They were talking nonsense. Could it be that they were transformed by the phantom demons and were blaming others? The eldest grandson, Zijun, immediately took a defensive stance: "Yi Xichen, when and where did you and I first meet?"

"When you first came to the Medicine Pavilion from the Sword Refining Pavilion, you were cold and indifferent to everyone. I took the initiative to talk to you. Do you still remember what the first sentence I said to you was?!"

"'Hey, you're really good-looking. Let's be friends.' How did I respond?"

"'Get lost.' Why did you become friends with me afterward?"

"You pestered me for a whole month, saying that I was the most handsome boy in the medicine pavilion and that you had to be my companion. I couldn't resist your pestering, so I just wanted to have some peace and quiet, so I agreed."

Yi Xichen touched his nose and said, "Oh, is that so? I thought you thought I was handsome and different from others."

Lu Ziyao who was watching: "..."

Now all the past events match up. Although the phantom demon has the ability to imitate people's voices, shapes and appearances, it cannot penetrate into people's sea of ​​consciousness and spy on their memories. This memory is indeed known only to Yi Xichen and his eldest grandson, Zijun. ——No matter how OOC the fan fiction author is, he will still respect the original work when it is time to respect it.

Yi Xichen and his eldest grandson Zijun both stopped attacking, but they were still in a state of confusion.

Lu Ziyao, who was a bystander, pulled Yi Xichen aside and whispered, "Junior Brother Yi, Junior Brother Changsun's symptoms now seem like he is possessed by a demon. What has he been doing these past two days? Has he encountered anything unusual? What exotic flowers and herbs has he eaten?"

Yi Xichen's face changed and he shouted, "Oh no! Now that you mention it, I finally remember it." He scratched his head in embarrassment, "Last night, in order to refine the elixir, I was short of the herb Tianhe grass, so I asked Zijun to accompany me to the miasma forest at the foot of the mountain..."

After hearing this, Lu Ziyao's face changed and he said reproachfully, "The Miasma Forest is full of fog and miasma. You are too lawless. How dare you enter such a place privately! Junior Brother Changsun must have inhaled too much fog, causing his mind to change drastically! He is confused!"

Yi Xichen was filled with regret. Last night, in order to break into the Miasma Forest, he stole two breath-blocking pills from Yao Budu, the elder of the Medicine Pavilion. With those two breath-blocking pills, he and his eldest grandson Zijun successfully obtained the Tianhe grass. The slime pill he just used was made from the Tianhe grass. He himself did not feel any discomfort, but Zijun was probably dragged down by him.

In this case, he must be responsible for his eldest grandson Zijun. Not to mention that Zijun was harmed by him, they are best friends, he must find a way to cure Zijun's problem!

Yi Xichen shouted, "Senior Brother Lu, please help me calm Jun down first. I'm going to go and make the elixir to wake you up!" After saying that, he turned around and ran away, disappearing in a flash. The "rivals in love" - ​​Jun and Lu Ziyao - were left staring at each other.

"Ha, ha, ha." Lu Ziyao had never dealt with this kind of situation before. He laughed dryly and said in a gentle voice, "Are you tired from practicing swordplay? How about I accompany you to the room to rest for a while..."

As soon as Yi Xichen left, the intelligence of the eldest grandson Zijun, who was forced to go offline, returned a little. The current situation was very strange, very strange. However, the poor eldest grandson Zijun could not fully understand what had changed. The only thing he knew was that Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao seemed to have become two different people, with different personalities.

The eldest grandson Zijun turned around and left without saying a word. Lu Ziyao didn't understand why and hurriedly followed him.

Every time Zhang Sunzijun met a disciple on the road, he would ask what year it was, and everyone would answer him seriously that it was the year of Bingchen. When he asked when the sword competition would be held, they would also answer that it would be in ten days, which was exactly the same as what Yi Xichen and Lu Ziyao said.

All the people in the sect teamed up to play a trick on him? That doesn't make sense. Has he ever done anything to anger the public? He is just a little arrogant and ruthless at ordinary times, and beats those who dare to covet Yi Xichen's chrysanthemum to death and spit blood. How many people in Tianjian Sect covet Yi Xichen's chrysanthemum? ... Wait a minute, it seems that most of the male characters who are remembered are eyeing Yi Xichen's chrysanthemum? In other words, almost everyone in the sect has been taught a lesson by him...

The eldest grandson Jun was a little upset. Why did everyone take such terrible things for granted before? Why didn't he question these things before?

Lu Ziyao followed behind his eldest grandson Zijun and spoke carefully: "Look, this year is really the Bingchen year, we didn't lie to you. Junior brother, you may have been a little upset last night, it's okay, just let the elder of the medicine pavilion take a look..."

The eldest grandson, Zijun, suddenly stopped and stared at a small sapling by the river. He and Yi Xichen had planted that peach tree several years ago. In his mind, the peach tree should have blossomed and borne fruit, but now it was just a small sapling.

——If people can deceive, then things cannot.

The eldest grandson, Jun, suddenly broke into a run.

Lu Ziyao didn't dare to let him run away alone, so he chased after him relentlessly: "Junior Brother Changsun, don't run away. I'd better go with you to see Elder Yao first!"

After passing through the peach forest and turning around the sword training ground, the Shennong Temple is behind. There is a chronology on the door of the Shennong Temple. It is a chronology that is automatically operated by the ancient divine power scroll and no one can change it at will.

The chronology clearly states: Year Bingchen, Month Wuxu, Day Gengwu.

The eldest grandson Jun took a step back, feeling a little confused.

Why did reality and memory become confused? Did he have a dream for eight years? Or was he mentally confused due to some kind of maze? Or did someone use some magic weapon to make him enter the gate of time and space by mistake? Speaking of which, he vaguely remembered that he was sleeping in a daze last night when a thunderbolt struck outside the window. The dazzling white light woke him up once. At that time, he thought that some powerful person had passed the tribulation. Could it be that there was something wrong with the thunderbolt?

At this moment, a shrill voice sounded from behind.

"Hey, who is this? Senior Brother Lu, why do you always hang out with these bastards and get so much bad luck?"

When the eldest grandson, Zijun, heard this, he tutted and turned around slowly. The person he hated most in the whole world appeared - Xiao Kui.


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