The eldest grandson, Jun Zi, was once called a "moving human massager".
Strictly speaking, this sentence is not a criticism of him, but a criticism of Jindan Dayin'e, a fan fiction author who has created many private settings. When Jindan Dayin'e updated another 10,000-word pornographic chapter on the forum, haters were extremely angry at her for distorting the original setting, leaving a message saying: "Author, you are too Marie Sue!! You simply wrote the eldest grandson Jun as a moving human massage stick!! I hate you!! "
Normally, Jindandayingou always ignores the comments from black fans, but this message hit her G-spot. So in the first update, Yi Xichen was drugged and thirsty, so she took the initiative to seduce Zhangsunzijun. However, Zhangsunzijun, contrary to his usual behavior, did not rush over to her, but hugged Yi Xichen and jumped into the icy lake, letting the cold lake water stimulate Yi Xichen to wake up.
At that time, the eldest grandson Zijun said with anger: "What do you think double cultivation is? Maybe double cultivation is just double cultivation for you, but double cultivation is sex for me! Every time I fuck you, it is with love! I hate that you use me for a purpose, I am not your mobile human massage stick! Humph!"
As a result, the update of that chapter caused a huge uproar out of nowhere, and the golden egg beat the silver goose, which resulted in countless fans turning haters, haters turning fans, passers-by turning fans, and passers-by turning haters.
——Of course, later on, the two of them quickly fought for 300 rounds and had a great time, getting back all the meat that they hadn’t gotten to eat.
Today, although the eldest grandson Jun in the original work has been distorted into a setting in fan fiction, because the fan fiction author only distorted the plot of a certain period of time, the eldest grandson Jun has a more complex personality with the memories of the original work and the fan fiction settings.
For Yi Xichen, he cares about Chang Sunzi Jun, he likes Chang Sunzi Jun, he loves Chang Sunzi Jun, he has all the good feelings for Chang Sunzi Jun, but the boundary is not so clear. However, for Chang Sunzi Jun, who loves his wife like crazy and is jealous of his son, it is either black or white, and once this line is crossed, it is impossible to turn back. If you want to turn back, then don't cross this line.
Yi Xichen could see that his eldest grandson Zijun was unhappy, but he didn't quite understand why. He grabbed the corner of his clothes and asked, "Zijun?"
The eldest grandson, Zijun, patted his head, opened his Qiankun bag and took out three primary spirit stones.
Yi Xichen: "Hey...you..."
The eldest grandson, Jun, got up and went out.
Yi Xichen stared blankly at the closed door, feeling aggrieved and anxious. He bit the corner of the quilt, feeling helpless as he had no idea what to do.
He can't sleep.
The next morning, Yi Xichen opened his eyes and found that it was already daylight. He was still irritated and turned over heavily. He turned his head first and caught a glimpse of a gray, round figure beside him. He thought to himself, "Oh no, I'm going to crush Feiji again!"
At the critical moment, Fei Ji rolled out at lightning speed and barely avoided Yi Xichen's shoulder!
Yi Xichen sat up quickly. He was so focused on discussing with his eldest grandson Zijun whether it was sword training or body training yesterday that he forgot to let Feiji out of the bag to catch his breath. As a result, this guy sneaked out again and climbed into his bed in the middle of the night!
But then again, a man should be looked at with new eyes after three days of absence. After the trip to the Void Sea, Fei Ji's skills had unexpectedly become so much more agile that he was able to avoid being crushed by his turning over.
Yi Xichen picked up Feiji and said, "You are quite honest and didn't cause any trouble for me in the Void Realm... Ah!" He couldn't finish his words. Feiji's spiritual power was undetectable!
Spirit beasts are like monks. When their cultivation reaches a certain level, they can control the release of their spiritual energy and prevent outsiders from detecting it. At present, Feiji can actually gather his spiritual energy. Although it is unknown to what extent it has improved, there is no doubt that after going to the Void Sea, Feiji has greatly improved!
Yi Xichen immediately opened his Qiankun bag to check if his spirit stones were missing. Fortunately, he had all his spirit stones. He stared at Fei Ji with a questioning look: "You wouldn't steal the spirit stones of the Void Sect Master, would you?"
Feiji ignored him and lowered his head to comb his feathers. His spiritual power had increased, but his appearance was still the same round little gray bird, with little change, except that his posture became more and more elegant.
Yi Xichen was puzzled. If Feiji stole the spiritual stones from a powerful person like the Void Sect Master, he would definitely know, unless he was too lazy to care and voluntarily gave them to Feiji. Or did Feiji sneak away to eat from other Taoist friends when he was in the Void Sea? Could he be so reckless when the Void Sea was so dangerous? Or did this natural spirit beast absorb the spiritual power of heaven and earth and become more powerful when it arrived in the Void Realm with extremely strong spiritual energy?
Whatever the reason was, he was very depressed: "One of you has a natural spiritual root, and the other is a natural spirit beast. You went to the Void Realm, some of you formed a pill, some of you made progress, but I am still half dead!" Thinking of this, he was so angry that he snorted two streams of air from his nostrils, "It's all Zijun's fault!!"
Fei Ji looked up at him and tilted his head.
Yi Xichen suddenly discovered that there seemed to be some red spots deep in Feiji's gray feathers. He quickly reached out and touched it, and sure enough, the red at the root of Feiji's gray feathers was more than last time.
Yi Xichen was startled, and looked at Fei Ji with a strange expression: "You...the man in red in Xuwu Sea, it couldn't be you?"
Feiji seemed not to understand and jumped back into the Qiankun bag.
Yi Xichen: “…”
Just at this moment, the eldest grandson Jun pushed the door open and came in.
When Yi Xichen saw his eldest grandson, Zijun, and thought about what happened last night, he felt a little uncomfortable. He felt like a guy who was rejected by his beloved...
The eldest grandson, Zijun, did not mention what happened last night. His attitude remained the same as before: "Let's go to the market."
Yi Xichen jumped off the bed and put on his shoes: "Okay!"
After going to the Void Realm, although he got many treasures from Yuan Chendu, Yi Xichen's talisman paper was almost used up, so he had to replenish it quickly and see if there were any immortal materials they needed. Now that he had money, he could buy more things and didn't have to live so tightly anymore.
Dongchun Town is not big, because there is a snowy valley to the north of the town, and the climate in the town is also relatively cold, so there are not many monks coming and going here. Fortunately, although there are all kinds of small things, the market in the town is still quite lively. There are many immortal materials with water attributes here, which is just right for the eldest grandson Jun to collect some for sword refining.
The two of them walked around the market for a while, and Yi Xichen suddenly said, "Zijun, why don't we go shopping separately? You go buy what you want, and I go buy what I want. We'll meet at the market entrance later."
The eldest grandson Jun looked at him in surprise. They were not in a hurry, so there was no need for them to go shopping separately. Yi Xichen probably wanted to buy something but didn't let him know. It just so happened that the eldest grandson Jun also wanted to find out something, so he agreed: "Okay."
So the two separated.
Yi Xichen strolled around for a while, walked to a deserted place, used a trick to change his appearance, and then went straight to the stall of "Know-it-all" in the town!
"What do you want to know, fellow Taoist?" asked the know-it-all of Dongchun Town.
"Well, it's not any secret news. It's just that since you are a know-it-all, you must be knowledgeable. I have a little confusion and would like to ask you for guidance." Yi Xichen took out two spirit stones and handed them to the know-it-all.
The know-it-all hurriedly said, "Please ask me, if I can help you, I will not refuse."
"Ahem." Yi Xichen cleared his throat and hooked his finger, signaling the know-it-all to come closer. He lowered his voice and said, "Actually, it's like this. I have a good friend, a very, very good friend, who wants to practice dual cultivation with me, and I also want to practice dual cultivation with him. - He really wants to practice dual cultivation with me, I'm sure! But as soon as I proposed dual cultivation, he refused, and even got angry with me, it was really inexplicable. I thought about it all night and still couldn't figure it out, why didn't he agree? And why was he angry?"
The know-it-all understood: "Oh~~"
Yi Xichen said: "This matter is indeed rather strange. I wonder if you understand what I said?"
"Not weird! Not weird!" The Wanshitong said, "I understand! It's just your friend who wants to practice dual cultivation with you, but doesn't dare to practice dual cultivation with you, right?"
"Yes!" Yi Xichen opened his eyes wide and listened to his instructions with sincerity. "Do you know why?"
The know-it-all slammed the table with a firm hand and said shockingly: "It must be him!"
Yi Xichen: “…”
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