The eldest grandson, Zijun, has been feeling very suffocated recently. In fact, he had been suffocating for a long time. At that time, he did not want to embarrass Yi Xichen, and he had made up his mind not to drag Yi Xichen into trouble even if he had to suffocate for the rest of his life. However, he and Yi Xichen later confessed their feelings to each other, became a Taoist couple, and finally lived a beautiful life without shame. He once thought that they would live like this forever, but he did not expect that after returning to Tianjianmen, he would once again live a miserable life of suffering in the pain of suffocation every day.
The eldest grandson, Zijun, didn't understand why. Sometimes he wanted to force his way into Yi Xichen's mind to see what Yi Xichen was thinking, but in order to respect his lover, he didn't do it in the end.
Yi Xichen said, it will be fine after two days. Two days passed, and he said to wait another two days, but it still wasn't fine. Once, when Yi Xichen was struggling between lust and reason, he accidentally let slip that he was also very anxious, but it should be fine soon. When his eldest grandson Zijun asked him what was going to be fine, he hesitated and refused to say.
The eldest grandson Jun was very distressed. In addition to his unrelieved desires, another thing that gave him a headache was the new kids at the Tianjian Gate.
Since his eldest grandson Jun was still a child, he had already lost the ability to deal with children. He was much more mature than his peers, so he was used to being alone. If Yi Xichen had not been thick-skinned enough to cling to him, he would probably be a self-sufficient cultivator like Jade Ying Zhenren.
The children cried, the children made trouble, and the children acted like hooligans. I don't know why, but the new disciples recruited by Tianjian Sect this year are all very capable. Some are crybaby boys who cry like thunder and lightning, while others are naughty boys who are fearless and can turn a mountain upside down. Even the eldest grandson Zijun is cold and indifferent to others. Even Qiu Jian is afraid of him, but those boys are not afraid of him at all.
Once, Qiu Jian came to see their training and saw a young man climbing on top of his eldest grandson Jun as if he were a tree. The eldest grandson Jun really stood there like a tree, reciting sword techniques numbly. His expression could be described as expressionless, and he seemed to have lost all hope in life. Qiu Jian's eyes almost popped out of his head.
The eldest grandson Jun couldn't help looking at Yi Xichen's belly recently. Yi Xichen thought that he wanted to be a parent after seeing the children. In fact, the eldest grandson Jun was just feeling lucky - lucky that their litter of children was not born, otherwise I couldn't imagine what kind of life he would have lived. But on second thought, if these naughty children had his and Yi Xichen's blood, maybe they wouldn't be so annoying.
Two days later, the eldest grandson Jun finished his task of teaching his disciples and was about to go back to rest, but he met Du Youyao on the way.
The eldest grandson Zijun bowed to him respectfully and said, "Uncle Master." After bowing, he was about to leave, but he did not expect that Du Youyao would grab him and not let him go.
"Zijun." Du Youyao put his arm around his shoulders affectionately, "How have you been lately?"
The eldest grandson, Zijun, said, "Very good. Thank you for your concern, uncle."
Du Youyao narrowed his eyes: "Is there anything troubling you?"
The eldest grandson, Jun, looked at him in surprise. He was just worried, and Du Youyao came. Could it be that Du Youyao knew something? However, he was not a person who liked to open up to others, especially since they were all private matters, so he said, "Nothing."
Du Youyao noticed his hesitation. After a moment, Du Youyao sighed softly, "You, kid, are like your master. Sometimes, if you are too kind, you are asking for trouble."
The eldest grandson, Jun: “Huh?”
Du Youyao said, "When you and Yi Xichen practiced together, you were usually on top. Isn't that good?"
"Huh???" The topic changed so suddenly that the eldest grandson Jun was stunned.
"If not, just shake your head."
The eldest grandson Jun certainly did not shake his head.
Du Youyao nodded with satisfaction and left.
The eldest grandson, Zijun, watched his uncle leave in a daze.
Two days later, Du Youyao called Yi Xichen over and finally handed him a bottle of medicine: "The pill is ready."
Yi Xichen heaved a sigh of relief. Chang Sun Zijun had been feeling suffocated these days, so why not him? The two of them slept in the same bed everyday, and they were both hot-blooded men, especially since it was hard to stop having sex once they started. He didn't know how many nights he had bitten the corner of the quilt and prayed that Du Youyao would quickly make the contraceptive pill. Yi Xichen hurriedly said, "Thank you, Uncle Master!"
Du Youyao waved his hand calmly: "No need."
Yi Xichen asked: "Uncle Master, can this medicine really help people avoid pregnancy?"
Du Youyao waved his fan slowly: "I made it according to the recipe in the Pharmacopoeia. If the Pharmacopoeia is correct, then I think this medicine will be effective."
Yi Xichen thanked him again and again and was about to leave when he heard Du Youyao say, "Yi Xichen, this medicine is for you."
"Ah???" Yi Xichen was shocked, his face flushed immediately, hesitating: "Uncle Master, you, you, you know?"
Know? Du Youyao raised his eyebrows. He knew that Yi Xichen wanted to give the contraceptive pill to his mistress. He didn't know what kind of person that woman was, so he specially refined the medicine and gave it to Yi Xichen. He warned: "This medicine must be taken by you yourself for it to work."
Yi Xichen agreed with a red face and swallowed the medicine immediately.
At night, after training a group of naughty kids, the eldest grandson Jun returned to his residence. As soon as he opened the door, he was shocked by the scene in front of him. "Bang!" The eldest grandson Jun was so scared that he slammed the door hard, fearing that he would be seen by people outside.
On the big bed, Yi Xichen was wearing a thin pink dress. At first glance, the dress was tattered and full of holes, but a closer look revealed that the holes seemed to have been deliberately torn by the owner of the dress, exposing some key areas. Yi Xichen lay on his side with his clothes wide open, one foot rubbing slowly upward along the other smooth calf, and the already pitiful amount of covering clothes slipped off with his movements, revealing more smooth skin, which was lightly oily, making people want to touch it a few times. Yi Xichen held a flower in his mouth, his eyes seductive.
The eldest grandson, Zijun: "..."
Yi Xichen hooked his finger at his eldest grandson Zijun, took down the flower branch, and said lazily, "Come on."
The eldest grandson, Jun: “…Pfft.”
Yi Xichen: “…”
The rosy atmosphere was ruined by the smile of the eldest grandson Zijun. Yi Xichen's fair face instantly turned red as if it was dyed red. He pulled the cloth on his body in embarrassment: "What are you laughing at..."
"What did you put on yourself?"
"Aphrodisiac oil..."
"What are you wearing?"
"Aphrodisiac outfit..."
"Where did you get it from?"
"Dongchun Town..." Two days ago, Yi Xichen went to Dongchun Town to find a medicinal material, and met the stall owner who sold him aphrodisiac for the first time at the market. When they met, the stall owner enthusiastically recommended his recently developed elixir to Yi Xichen, and Yi Xichen bought a bottle of it out of support. The stall owner thought that Yi Xichen was a fellow traveler, and he felt a sense of sympathy for him, so he offered a buy one get one free deal. Therefore, Yi Xichen bought a bottle of aphrodisiac, and the stall owner gave him a Qiankun bag, which was full of his latest research results, and had everything from heaven to earth.
In the eyes of his eldest grandson, Zijun, Yi Xichen's pink "aphrodisiac outfit" was already very scary. But to all conscience, after searching through Yi Xichen's bag, this was the least scary thing he could find.
The eldest grandson, Jun, was silent.
Yi Xichen awkwardly pulled his clothes together again, trying to cover his key parts, but the rag on his body was not designed to cover his key parts, so his action was meaningless.
The eldest grandson, Jun, slowly walked towards him and asked: "Why do you need these?"
Yi Xichen glanced around, blushing and silent. He had left Chang Sun Zijun alone for several days in order to get the contraceptive pills, and today he finally got the contraceptive pills. He wanted to make up for it, so he shamelessly used these things. Little did he know that his actions had another meaning in Chang Sun Zijun's eyes.
The eldest grandson Jun walked up step by step and asked slowly: "Why didn't you agree a few days ago?"
Yi Xichen couldn't answer.
The eldest grandson, Zijun, narrowed his eyes. Yi Xichen had refused to practice cultivation with him for several days, and when asked why, he refused to tell him, as if the reason was embarrassing. Today, it seemed that he wanted to practice cultivation with him, but he took out these things. So the embarrassing reason was - he couldn't give up on him?! Must he use these props to stimulate his desire so that they can practice cultivation smoothly?! It seems that Yi Xichen's appetite has increased over the years, and three days and three nights can't satisfy him!
As an "incompetent" gong, the eldest grandson Jun can still remain calm: "If you have any dissatisfaction, you can tell me."
"Uh... I... I was afraid you'd be angry..."
"No." The eldest grandson Zijun was already standing beside the bed, extending his hand towards Yi Xichen.
After not having close contact for many days, Yi Xichen just felt the breath of his eldest grandson Jun approaching, and his body reacted, which he couldn't hide. He closed his eyes, and his eyelashes trembled slightly. But the expected contact did not come. He felt that his eldest grandson Jun retreated, and he opened his eyes blankly.
The eldest grandson, Zijun, said, "Wait a moment." After saying these two words, he rushed out like a gust of wind - of course, he did not forget to close the door tightly.
Yi Xichen was dumbfounded. What was going on? When the stall owner gave him this bag of "treasures", he mysteriously said that if he used one or two of them, his partner would rush to him like a hungry wolf, but the eldest grandson Jun ran away instead. Could it be that the eldest grandson Jun didn't like these things?
Yi Xichen couldn't help but touch the Qiankun bag and took out the other things in the bag to check them one by one. A bundle of ropes full of feathers, a string of egg chains that vibrated non-stop when slightly infused with spiritual power, a ring that loosened and tightened, and two magnets containing the power of ice and fire...
There were some things that made Yi Xichen shiver uncontrollably when he looked at them, and there were some things that he had no idea how to use. Before he finished looking at these magic weapons, the door was slammed open again, and his eldest grandson Zijun came back.
Yi Xichen hurriedly wanted to put the things back into his Qiankun bag, but it was too late. His eldest grandson Zijun had already taken in all the magic weapons on the bed and his face twitched violently.
Yi Xichen: “…”
"You like these?"
"…Maybe it's not what you think…"
"Want to use it?"
Yi Xichen could swear to heaven that he had never thought about it. But if he didn't want to use them, why did he bring these things back? In fact, when he opened the Qiankun bag for the first time, Yi Xichen was shocked and almost threw all the things away. After all, for a money-grubber, it's better not to refuse something that's given away for free, otherwise it's a loss!
Even though Yi Xichen was a silver-tongued man, at this moment, in this situation, he felt that he had no words to say. So he quietly put away all the things and changed the subject: "Where did you go just now?"
"ask for leave."
"ha?"
"Seven days and seven nights."
"Seven days and seven nights? What for?"
"Fuck you."
“…”
To build a harmonious socialist society, we need to start with individuals, we need to start with you and me, and the most important thing is to advocate the Eight Honors and Eight Shames.
…
Yi Xichen lay on his eldest grandson Jun's chest with his eyes blurred. The two of them fit perfectly together, almost as if they were one. He looked up at his handsome face and couldn't help but reach out and trace his features with his fingers. Eyebrows, nose, lips...
His fingers moved all the way down, across Chang Sun Zijun's Adam's apple, paused for a moment at his chest, and then continued to move down, sliding to Chang Sun Zijun's firm abdomen.
Yi Xichen suddenly had an idea, shuddered violently, and sat up.
The eldest grandson, Jun, stroked his long hair and said hoarsely, "What's wrong?"
"I'm thinking of a possibility." Yi Xichen's expression was extremely serious.
"Um?"
"In your enchantment, I was pregnant with a child."
“…”
Yi Xichen had always taken it for granted that she had been pregnant during the demonic world of Sun Zijun, and that this might be some kind of innate ability of Sun Zijun, such as "making another man pregnant." But if that demonic world did give Sun Zijun some innate ability, then what was this ability...
"Is it true that in your mind all men can have children?"
The eldest grandson, Jun: “……???!!!”
So, as a man, the eldest grandson Jun’s ability is probably not “to make other men pregnant”, but “as a man I can also get pregnant”.
At the same time, under the gentle breeze and bright moon, two elders were drinking outside Fengqi Hall.
Du Youyao filled Qiu Jian's wine glass, and Qiu Jian raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.
Putting down the wine pot, Du Youyao said, "I heard that the master recently got a new batch of Haiyun Stone."
Qiu Jian's heart was filled with alarm, and he looked at him warily: "Elder Du, did you invite me to drink today because of this?"
Du Youyao smiled and said, "The Sea Rhythm Stone is a good thing. I would like to ask how the headmaster plans to distribute these treasures?"
Qiu Jian said, "It is indeed a treasure, but it is a good thing for sword-refining, so it is naturally distributed to the disciples of the Sword Refining Pavilion and the Sword Guarding Pavilion. You from the Medicine Pavilion are not going to snatch this too, right?"
Du Youyao continued to pour him more wine: "It is true that the sea rhyme stone is twice as effective with half the effort when used to refine swords, but if it is used to make some mechanical things, it is also a good immortal material, isn't it?"
"Elder Du, you are such a jerk... The sea rhyme stone can certainly be used to make a mechanism, but isn't it a waste of talent to use such a good thing to make small things? It's better to refine swords."
"Swordsmanship is good, but my disciples in Yaoge also need to use swords, right?"
"After all, not everyone in your pharmacy is a great man. I have not lacked you for the latest immortal materials. Good things should be used where they are needed most. Don't try to steal the Haiyun Stone."
"Didn't the headmaster say before that the four pavilions should be treated equally? It would be unreasonable if they were not divided equally."
"Even if we are equal, the division of labor among the four pavilions is different after all. Aren't most of the immortal materials for refining pills given to you?"
"Yes, but aren't the pills refined by our Medicine Pavilion also distributed to the disciples of other pavilions?"
Qiu Jian gritted his teeth: "Four, four, one, one."
"Equal."
"Three, three, two, two. No more."
Du Youyao smiled slightly: "Three, two, two, three, no less."
Qiu Jian: “…”
After swallowing the wine in the glass in one gulp, Qiu Jian gritted his teeth and said, "Elder Du, you and Elder Yao are obviously brothers, how can you be so much more mean than him?"
Du Youyao smiled and said, "What are you talking about?"
Qiu Jian snorted, and without mentioning Hai Yunshi's words, he changed the subject and said, "You have been hiding in the medicine room and making a fuss recently. What good things have you come up with?"
"Recently, I have actually refined a new medicine according to the Pharmacopoeia."
Qiu Jian hurriedly said: "What medicine? Why don't you take it out and distribute it to everyone? I will consider the matter of Haiyun Stone." Although this Du Youyao is full of evil intentions and his manufacturing ability is not as good as Yao Bu Du, his ability in refining pills should not be underestimated.
Du Youyao smiled and said, "I don't mean to keep it to myself, but I'm afraid that even if I share it with everyone, no one will dare to take it."
"Oh?" Qiu Jian asked curiously, "What kind of medicine is it?"
"Nizi Dan."
Qiu Jian frowned. "I've never heard of it. What is it?"
"The so-called rebellion is the rebellion against yin and yang. According to the records in the Pharmacopoeia, if a woman takes this rebellious pill, she may become infertile."
Qiu Jian frowned. So that's the contraceptive pill? It's not something new. Many Taoist couples who don't want to have children often take this contraceptive pill. Why is it called the anti-child pill? Is it worth Du Youyao spending so much time on it?
But then Du Youyao said slowly and calmly: "But if a man who cannot get pregnant takes it, he may get pregnant." "Poof!!!" Qiu Jian immediately spit out all the wine he had just drunk!
"How can there be such a thing in the world!!!" Qiu Jian jumped three feet away, his face pale and he touched his stomach with fear, "Who invented this kind of medicine?! Are you crazy?! What is the use of this thing!!"
"You can't say that." Du Youyao poured himself a glass of wine leisurely and took a sip. "Everyone in this world thinks that bearing children is a woman's responsibility, but there are women who don't want to have children, and there are men who want to have children, so there is this anti-child pill."
Qiu Jian sat back down on his chair with an embarrassed look on his face: "You should keep this miraculous elixir for yourself. We in the Tianjian Sect are not worthy of it."
Du Youyao smiled slightly and did not comment.
After a moment, Qiu Jian couldn't help but ask out of curiosity, "What is this fertility pill? Can a man-man also have a child?"
"Who knows? The first person to refine this elixir was a male medicine cultivator. His female Taoist partner didn't want to have a child, but he wanted to try the experience of being pregnant for ten months. Most of the people who use this elixir are also Taoist couples. As for whether it will work for men and men..." Qiu Jian said meaningfully, "Maybe we will know after a while."
Qiu Jian didn't understand what was going on. He shuddered as he looked at the faint smile on Du Youyao's face. He suddenly decided to let the four pavilions divide the Haiyun Stone equally. He would never dare to offend this Elder Du!!
Du Youyao was about to pour him a glass of wine. Qiu Jian looked at the bright wine in the glass, as if something was rolling inside, causing his stomach to roll and ache. He quickly refused, saying, "No, no, no, I'm not feeling well. I'm going to go back and rest first." He ran away as if to escape.
Du Youyao shouted from behind him, "Master, are you feeling unwell? Do you want me to take a look? I'll prescribe you some elixirs. Hey, hey, hey, be careful not to bump into any trees!"
Bang!
"Ha ha ha ha……"
After a few days, the introductory teaching of the new disciples has come to an end. The young boys have already had a preliminary grasp of the Taoist mental methods. From now on, they will begin various trials and separate cultivation according to their strengths.
Qiu Jian specially selected several extremely talented and likable disciples from the Sword Refining Pavilion. He was going to hand them over to his eldest grandson Jun. Qiu Jian even wanted to promote his eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen to be the youngest elders of the Tianjian Sect. After all, it was hard to find someone who had achieved such success at such a young age in the cultivation world. He was truly the pride of the Tianjian Sect. It happened that the eldest grandson Jun's vacation was over, so Qiu Jian went to find them in person to show his sincerity.
However, when Qiu Jian pushed open the door of his eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen's room, he saw that there was no one inside. Qiu Jian walked into the room in surprise, but saw a piece of paper on the table with only one sentence written on it.
"I'll go out and gain experience. We'll meet again in the future. Don't worry. - Changsun, Yi Chengshang"
Qiu Jian immediately fell to the ground with a sigh, but the person had already left. Even if he wanted to keep her, he had no one to talk to.
A few years later.
When Lu Ziyao was traveling outside the mountain, he heard that there was a demon cultivator nearby who was doing evil and had killed three people. He could not sit idly by and watch such a thing, so he immediately inquired about the location of the demon cultivator and went there with his sword.
However, when he arrived at the valley where the demon cultivator was hiding, he did not find any demonic energy. After inspecting the valley, he saw two downtrodden cultivators coming out of a cave. Lu Ziyao hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Fellow Daoist, where is the demon cultivator who is doing evil here hiding?"
The two Taoist priests looked at each other and said one after another: "You are too late. Master Changsun and Master Yi have already killed the evil cultivator." "We were held hostage by the evil cultivator. Fortunately, the two masters helped us. I didn't expect to have the honor of seeing Master Changsun's Rainbow-cutting Sword. It's not a waste of suffering this time."
When Lu Ziyao heard that his eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen had appeared, he was immediately overjoyed. The two men from the Tianjian Sect had left without saying goodbye, and it had been years since then, and they had never had the chance to meet again. Today was a coincidence, so he had to meet them and have a cup of tea together. So Lu Ziyao hurriedly asked, "Have they left? Where did they go?"
The two men pointed and said, "That's where they're going!" "It's been less than an incense stick of time, so they must not have gone far!"
Lu Ziyao hurriedly followed the direction they pointed.
After flying over two mountains, Lu Ziyao still didn't see his eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen. He couldn't help but feel regretful, thinking that they had just passed by each other. For a cultivator, time flies by in the blink of an eye. If he missed them this time, he didn't know when he would see them again.
However, just when he was filled with regret, he suddenly saw four figures in the valley below. Two men and two boys, the boys were about five or six years old, with buns on their heads, running wildly all over the mountain. The two men were sitting under a tree - they were the eldest grandson, Zijun, and Yi Xichen!
Lu Ziyao quickly swung his sword.
Yi Xichen and his eldest grandson Zijun had just solved a vicious demon cultivator. The victims who were rescued gave them many things as a thank you, including some rare immortal materials and magic weapons. Yi Xichen's eyes widened as he counted the money. They naturally noticed that Lu Ziyao was coming, and looked up at him. Yi Xichen smiled widely, but was reluctant to let go of the treasures in his hands, so he waved to Lu Ziyao from a distance, motioning him to come over and talk.
Just as Lu Ziyao was about to walk towards them, the two little boys ran up and blocked his way. Lu Ziyao took a closer look and saw that the two little boys were tender and cute, with red lips and white teeth. They looked almost identical, and seemed to be twin brothers. A closer look also revealed differences, the little boy in blue was more innocent, while the little boy in red was more stable.
The little boy in blue asked, "Big brother, are you looking for our big daddy and little daddy?"
Lu Ziyao was startled. Big Daddy, Little Daddy? He couldn't help but ask, "Whose children are you?"
The little boy in red pointed at the eldest grandson Jun and Yi Xichen under the tree and said, "That's our big daddy and little daddy."
Lu Ziyao was more and more surprised. These two children were actually the children of the eldest grandson Zijun and Yi Xichen? No, this sentence didn't sound right.
As if sensing his confusion, the little boy in blue said, "Big brother, are you going to ask us why we don't have a mother like those people? We were picked up by our fathers at the river."
The red-dressed kid patted the blue-dressed kid on the shoulder and said, "Stupid! I asked other kids before, and their parents also said they were picked up. Some were picked up from the river like us, some were picked up from the mountain, and the worst was that they were picked up from the manure pit! But they said that their parents were liars, and that they were born by their parents, but their parents were embarrassed to tell them, so they said they were picked up. So, maybe the two of us were also born by Big Daddy and Little Daddy."
Lu Ziyao was stunned: "Born, born, born? Who gave birth to it?"
The little boy in red tilted his head, bit his finger and asked seriously, "Guess?"
Lu Ziyao: "~! @#¥%……&*"
As they were talking, Yi Xichen and his eldest grandson Zijun finally finished counting their belongings and ran over. One of them picked up the boy in blue, and the other picked up the boy in red, and said with a smile, "Senior Brother Lu, we meet again!"
The eldest grandson, Zijun, held the child in one hand and took Yi Xichen's hand with the other: "Let's go and find a place to sit for a while."
Lu Ziyao came back to his senses and said hurriedly, "Okay, let's go!"
The setting sun stretched the shadows of their swords very, very long.
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