Chapter 102-101° Do Eight Treasures Need to Be Frozen? (End)
But old appliances...
It can be said that this is unheard of, and there are only refurbished electrical appliances on the market.
But in order to quickly end the plot, the octuplets decided to resolutely recreate their past selves.
That’s right, the octuplets volunteered.
Before they were 6 years old, the octuplets had a very happy time in kindergarten. They would happily slide down the slide with their schoolbags on their backs.
but.
Things have been different since I entered elementary school.
I can't adapt. I can't adapt at all.
They are not like refrigerators that have experienced all kinds of storms, so they can't stand it after only half a semester in the first grade.
In short, make yourself look older and more mature, and graduate as soon as possible.
So the octuplets were ruthless to themselves.
Boss, Xiao Emulue went to the second-hand market for this purpose, and used the unlimited black card given by the Tao family to buy two broken bicycles that made noise everywhere except the bell.
The little electric scooter thought for a while and installed the handlebars and pedals on himself.
The handlebars don't matter, after all, the electric scooter already has handlebars, it's just replaced with a weird one. This is not a big deal in the rap world, you know, rappers' clothing style has always been at the forefront of fashion.
But this pedal—
Originally, this small electric scooter did not have pedals, so adding the pedals made it look like a piece of performance art.
And this pedal was removed from a scrapped old car, so in the eyes of the characters in the play——
It's like the electric scooter has given itself two old cold legs.
Faced with the shock in the eyes of his classmates and the rap singers, Xiao Dianlu was very satisfied and went to the hospital to check his bone age.
Xiao Edonkey went to the pediatric department.
The doctor bent down and touched the pedal.
“Oh my, this bone age!”
"Why are you here in the pediatric department? This is not the right place for you!"
"Your bone age is definitely over 80!"
If the bone age of this footrest is 80 years old, then if we combine it with the average age of the electric scooters which are only 6 years old, the average age of the electric scooters is 43 years old!
Middle age! Standard middle age. There is no middle age more authentic than this!
The second electric pressure cooker also has its own ideas, and it is even very simple to operate.
For example, what he did was to find a way to build a bonfire and then let the flames tickle his buttocks!
Yes, in short, he does it the same way as you make a fire and cook!
So in a short while, Lao Er's buttocks, which was the bottom of the pot, was burned black by the fire, just like the bottom of those ordinary big iron pots!
The bottom of the pot will be thick, and it looks like it has been used for decades, for cooking three meals a day!
But in the eyes of the characters in the play, the second brother, who was originally just a fat boy and a handsome guy, suddenly looked like a line in a certain skit!
"He has a big head and a thick neck. He is either the boss or the cook!"
In short, it is very greasy, and there is a smoky and messy feeling all over the body!
The flavor of middle-aged people is finally coming out!
Then there is the third one, our electronic wooden fish machine.
When the eldest child went to the second-hand goods market, our youngest child also sat in the basket of the electric scooter and went with him.
Then bought an old radio and some old music tapes.
So for the rest of the day, Lao San removed the tape player compartment of the electronic wooden fish machine, installed it on himself, and began to play music tapes non-stop, tapping himself while playing the tapes.
This behavior is called burn-in in the circle of music enthusiasts. It means letting a brand new machine play music over and over again to make it run in and make the tone more natural.
Of course, after the machine has been burned in, the sound of this electronic wooden fish machine may sound particularly natural to outsiders. Even when playing scriptures, it sounds as if there is no electronic sound, and it is just like a monk actually chanting scriptures.
But when the characters in the play heard this voice, they all frowned.
“Ah, this voice…”
"It sounds so greasy..."
In short, after a whole day of hard work, Lao San Electronic Wooden Fish Machine became a smooth-talking middle-aged man.
After seeing the operations of the brothers above, the fourth brother fell into deep thought. He felt that it might not be so troublesome to complete these things.
So Lao Si Electronic Sewing Machine quit his job as a high-end luxury fashion designer and moved out of the office. Instead, he went to -
Went to the detention center.
That’s right, Lao Si’s electronic sewing machine was moved directly into the detention center!
The theme of labor reform for many prisoners is to operate sewing machines to make clothes, socks, gloves and other things to reduce their sentences.
The fourth brother still sat in the corner, trying to reduce his presence. In the eyes of the characters in the play, he was a human child who looked like a sewing machine, but if he reduced his presence, he would look no different from a sewing machine.
Then, after secretly sewing a pair of socks, the fourth child immediately passed.
Yes, that’s right, you will pass soon!
Because this place does not allow people under the age of 18 to enter, but he can come in and sew something, which means that the work is completed, and naturally means he is over 18 years old.
"This fourth brother is quite clever!"
"Is this a bug? Everyone who works here must be over 18 years old. He chose to work here secretly, so he is assumed to be 18 years old! "
"Just turned 18~~~"
"Don't go crazy upstairs!"
The fourth brother’s amazing move even made the barrage in the subconscious live broadcast room unable to hold back, and it also inspired the younger brothers behind him.
Lao Wu, the solar water heater, thought for a moment, then threw away his solar charging panel and went to get a gas tank.
You should know that many old-fashioned water heaters are gas-powered.
So he chose to become a gas water heater.
"That's right. The children who have used this gas water heater must be at least 18 years old, right?"
"Yes, they are all antiques!"
"Not really, I'm just 12 years old this year, but the gas water heater in my house is very hot... well, my grandfather used it when he was young."
The situation for the sixth and seventh brothers was also relatively simple. The sixth brother replaced an old light bulb that he had used for 20 years.
As soon as the bulb was installed, the previous dazzling light was immediately replaced by a dim and hazy light, which seemed to have a smell of oldness.
Lao Qi went to an Internet cafe near the school. He specifically chose a black Internet cafe built in an old house. As soon as he entered, the smell of cigarettes hit him.
Without further ado, I ordered the oldest mouse. It wasn't even a laser mouse, it was an old version with a rubber ball inside.
"I suggest that Lao Qi not make major changes. If you lower the configuration, I will feel bad."
"This is fine, Old Seven. You look mature enough."
It can be seen that the hearts of netizens in the subconscious live broadcast room have been biased to a certain extent.
Then--
Little Lao Ba huddled in the corner, shivering.
Every time it shuddered, more cat litter was shaken out, and soon the area was filled with small piles of dirt.
The remaining seven brothers came over, and the little trumpet was suddenly shrouded in shadow, shaking even more violently.
That’s right, the old eight electric cat litter box has not figured out how to become very old!
It's only been a few years since the electric cat litter box was invented? This is clearly a very new thing!
But it was obvious that his seven brothers seemed to have an idea.
The boss once again took out the black card given by Tao Lingyun and went directly to the private collection exhibition hall.
The remaining brothers also chipped in their money and finally bought a collection in the exhibition hall -
Prehistoric feces fossil!
Yes, this exhibit is a pile of fossilized poop! God knows how a pile of poop becomes a fossil.
But anyway, this painted stone has been bought by the octuplets.
The seven brothers placed the poop fossil into the cat litter box with great solemnity!
moment!
At this very moment!!
The average age of the cat litter box surpasses all of its brothers!
"The love virus transmission carrier "8 genius treasures, protect the silly girl" has expired"
"The transmission rate has been reduced to less than 10%"
"Start the plot self-destruct mode..."
"50%...75%...100%"
"According to the new plot, the carrier TV series will be downgraded to"
Electrical appliances sales advertisement
…
That’s right, this time after the carrier failed, it did not become a refrigerator sales advertisement, but an electrical appliance advertisement!
This ad is really cool because it was placed during the New Year’s Eve party.
It is said that for such advertisements, the charge per second is an outrageous number.
The background of this advertisement is a very warm family background, and the characters include two elderly people and a young man.
The young man in the red sweater looked exactly like Tao Lingyun, and the two old men in front of him also looked like the old lady and the deceased old man of the Tao family. But the two old men looked very earnest.
"Son, you're getting old, hurry up and find a partner!"
"Hurry up and find a wife to bring home! She'll take good care of you so we can hug our big fat baby!"
Faced with his parents' earnest advice, Tao Lingyun looked unconvinced.
"Marry a wife to take care of me? I don't know who will take care of whom!"
Tao Lingyun sounded like he was being rude, but after he said this, his tone softened a bit.
"So, I choose smart appliances that are integrated into the whole house!"
After saying that, Tao Lingyun looked very happy. He walked to the kitchen, patted the refrigerator, and then took out a set of clappers and started singing!
"It's a pawn!"
"A refrigerator is always better than a wife. It can store all the food you want to eat!"
"An eDonkey is better than raising a child. I can go everywhere with it on my back!"
"Use a pressure cooker to steam rice, and you can always have hot meals!"
"Electronic wooden fish is better than children. Children will make my blood pressure rise!"
"Choosing a good sewing machine is worth giving birth to a little cotton-padded jacket!"
"Solar water heaters save electricity and allow you to take a hot shower when the sun is shining!"
"Chandeliers and hanging lamps are not as bright as street lamps, and they are more than two meters high and can be used to hang clothes!"
"Finally, I got a high-end gaming laptop. I can save money just by playing games!"
"Get an electric litter box to raise your cat, instead of having children to raise your parents!"
"It's a pawn!"
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