Chapter 116-115° Does the little girl need to be frozen? (3)
After seeing the words "Refrigerator No. 1 Vocational Primary School" written on the school, the entire subconscious live broadcast room was like boiling water, boiling non-stop.
"Career, start from elementary school!"
"What does this first mean? Are there second and third vocational primary schools?"
"There is nothing wrong with refrigerators going to refrigerator elementary school!"
"Wait, something seems to be wrong. I'll go pick up my lost brain first..."
In this biographical film, it is only clearly stated that the heroine comes from a vocational college, but it does not make clear what kind of vocational college it is, nor does it say what major she studied.
This way there is a lot of room for maneuver, and it will be specific according to the heroine's own situation.
——So there came into being the Refrigerator Vocational School.
This kind of bullshit.
The refrigerator turned its small wheels and slowly moved inside.
First of all, there is a security booth at the school gate with a refrigerator inside. And judging from the security helmet on top of the refrigerator, this refrigerator should be a security guard.
When the security guard saw that what came in was also a refrigerator, he ignored it and continued to stand there quietly.
The refrigerator turned its small wheels and came to the playground. This primary school was built exactly like a human primary school, with a teaching building, a flag-raising platform, and a playground with a plastic running track.
But there was no one on the wide playground, only refrigerators.
Some of these refrigerators stood still, while others were spinning their small wheels aimlessly, circling on the plastic track.
…There’s an inexplicable sense of terror.
"It feels like a regular weird story."
"You're right, I saw a refrigerator move on its own in real life, and I ran for my life faster than Bolt!"
"I'm really panicking..."
After our refrigerator came to the playground, it turned its small wheels and moved towards the crowd over there.
However, for some unknown reason, the pile of refrigerators in school uniforms suddenly scattered, turning their little wheels and scattering in all directions.
It was like seeing something horrible.
Our little refrigerator wheel paused and seemed quite confused.
But then it dawned on me.
Yes, the heroine "Zhi Gao" it plays now is a so-called little gangster and a bad schoolgirl.
The refrigerator seemed to be thinking about something. In order to follow the plot as closely as possible and keep the male protagonist, Long Annian, on the right track, it decided to continue playing the role of a little gangster.
So while spinning the small wheels on the plastic track, Dian Mosquito Repellent set herself a "Little Girl's Code of Conduct" and began to follow it.
Code of Conduct 1: Drinking.
The information it found showed that those bad-behaved little girls and those mentally ill girls were all good at drinking. It didn't mean that they tasted red wine elegantly like gentlemen, but they drank excessively and got drunk.
So how much drinking is considered alcoholism and being drunk?
The refrigerator commissioned Xiao Ai Speaker and posted a message in the forum to ask about it.
As a result, the answers given by netizens who replied to the post were more exaggerated than each other.
"Only one case? Doesn't that mean you have to sit at the kids' table?"
"You guys don't just drink beer, do you? I always drink straight from the bottle!"
"I can drink 5 bottles of Yiguotou in one meal..."
"I can drink two bottles of Birdie Vodka!"
refrigerator:……
It seems that humans have quite high requirements for the amount of alcohol they need to drink.
There was really no other way, the refrigerator finally solemnly...
A bottle of high-concentration alcohol was placed inside.
Carrying a bottle of wine in the fresh-keeping layer, this should be considered as alcoholism!
Code of Conduct 1: Making trouble in class.
It is a recognized truth that basically all the spirited young girls may be good students with good character and academic performance.
Not only do they not study well, they also disrupt class order, make fools of themselves and openly talk back to the teacher.
This is for refrigerators...
Very difficult!
This kind of thing sounds so difficult!
In its previous subconscious live broadcasts, it has been a student many times and has gone to school many times. It has always stood silently behind the desk as a pillar and tried to minimize its presence.
Also try not to block the students behind you, that's all.
It seems that I have to be a conspicuous bag this time.
As he was thinking this, the refrigerator came to his class.
Class 1, Grade 11.
"I can't hold it anymore. Does your elementary school have an eleventh grade?"
"Maybe vocational primary schools have more grades."
"This is so funny, isn't this just the first year of high school?"
It was only after the refrigerator opened the classroom door that I discovered that there were also refrigerators standing behind the desks.
After seeing the classroom door was opened, all the refrigerators twisted their bodies in a very cartoon-like manner, turned the refrigerator door and took a look. After seeing that it was our refrigerator, they seemed to shudder, turned back, and dared not look again.
The refrigerator standing on the podium is different from the refrigerators wearing school uniforms below the stage. Its outer shell is covered with a professional suit, and cute little high heels are worn on the small wheels.
It looks like a teacher.
When the teacher saw that our refrigerator was late, he didn't seem to dare to do anything about it. The sound of the internal operation stopped for a while, and then continued to make sounds as if nothing had happened, as if he was giving a lecture.
On the blackboard behind the teacher, there were several big words written.
"Freshness Preservation"
On the edge of the blackboard, there is also a copied schedule for today. In addition to "Freshness Preservation", there are also a series of courses such as "Refrigeration", "Sterilization", "Odor Removal", "Electricity Saving", etc.
And the audience who saw this class schedule couldn't hold their breath again.
"I just realized that the ability of a refrigerator is something I learned in class."
"My refrigerator consumes a lot of electricity. It must be because I didn't pay attention in class!"
"My refrigerator is the same. Every time I put stinky tofu in it, the smell inside is terrible. I am definitely a poor student."
"Is there a possibility that stinky tofu should take the blame for this?"
Our refrigerator turned its small wheels and walked into the classroom, and stood in the corner of the last row of the classroom.
Then I took a general look at the course and the writing on the blackboard.
Simple.
Very simple!
As a masterpiece of an electrical appliance company with high-tech Liqiu, the refrigerator scoffs at these simple knowledge.
It can be said that with the level of our refrigerators, we can directly pass over the principal of this vocational primary school.
But no, the refrigerator has to be patient.
Because at this moment her task is not to cool or preserve food, but to play the role of a spirited little sister.
It's going to rebel!
It has to go against the teacher!
Since this class is about "Freshness Preservation", then... the refrigerator opened its double doors and began to adjust its internal parameters.
Increase humidity, raise internal temperature, and simulate wild environment——
A series of black technology technologies are dazzling.
At this time, after the teacher on the podium finished teaching all the courses, she began to walk down the stage on small wheels wearing high heels to inspect whether the students had learned the courses well.
Then the teacher saw our refrigerator.
Just by getting close, the sounds of this old-fashioned machine's internal operation began to become chaotic!
It was as if I had seen something so outrageous that it defied heaven!
Yes, that is true.
It is indeed very shocking.
You should know that "Freshness Preservation" is about keeping food fresh and sterilizing and inhibiting bacteria.
But our refrigerator, which is full of rebellion, does not kill or inhibit bacteria, but fosters them instead! !
So the refrigerator at this moment——
The interior is full of mushrooms.
All kinds of mushrooms!
Oyster mushroom, shiitake mushroom, golden needle mushroom, silver needle mushroom, seafood mushroom, chicken leg mushroom, hericium erinaceus, see the green hand! !
Wait, why is there a Ganoderma lucidum growing in the corner of the fresh-keeping layer? !
The teacher's refrigerator got stuck inside, and then it looked at the refrigerator full of mushrooms and made a deafening roar!
In this teacher's long teaching career, this is the first time he has seen such a rebellious student!
So it crashed magnificently.
It was a small green light indicating that the battery was fully charged, and it flashed a few times before going out immediately!
In the end, several student refrigerators and a class representative refrigerator pushed this old-fashioned refrigerator downstairs to charge it.
At this time, a new teacher's refrigerator arrived, and it seemed that it was here to attend the second class.
This teacher's refrigerator looks like a man. Men's leather shoes can be seen on the small wheels. The refrigerator is covered with a POO shirt and there are keys hanging on the belt.
Especially the top of this teacher's refrigerator, the paint is rusted and peeling, making it look like a mature bald man with a Mediterranean style.
The class it teaches is "Refrigeration".
And our refrigerator, after stripping all the mushrooms inside, decided to continue its rebellion.
It, the refrigerator, is a rebellious product!
After the teacher's refrigerator had expressed all its knowledge, it continued to check the freezers of other refrigerators as usual. Then, it came to the corner of the last row and came to the side of our refrigerator.
Just as it opened the freezer, a wave of heat hit it!
That's right, it's a heat wave, not the cold air you get when checking other refrigerator operations!
I saw that all the hard ice in the freezer drawer at the bottom of our refrigerator had melted and turned into boiling water!
If you can cool it, you can boil it!
And in the boiling water, there are mushrooms of all sizes floating!
"Fuck, mushroom pot!"
"As someone who doesn't like spicy food, I can barely tolerate a mushroom hot pot in clear soup, but you gave me a boiled dish in plain water? ? "
"Can you cook shimeji like this?!"
"No, don't learn it!"
This teacher's refrigerator, which had been producing cold food all its life, collapsed completely when it saw that its students were making hot pot. The already rusty and cracked shell on the top of the refrigerator broke apart instantly!
Then, with his head in such a confused state, the class representative pushed the refrigerator down.
And in the rest of the class, we operated our refrigerator in the same way.
In the "Odor Removal" class, when you open the inside of other refrigerators, you can smell the faint scent of disinfectant.
Our refrigerator opens the double doors.
It has the flavor of the fragrant hot pot base.
In the "Electricity Saving" class, other refrigerators choose to lower the brightness of the internal lights and increase the internal temperature to control the amount of electricity used.
And our refrigerator——
He immediately switched to No. 92 gasoline to power himself!
Gasoline refrigerator?
This teacher's refrigerator, which saved electricity for a lifetime, was pushed down again due to a sudden power outage.
In just one morning, our refrigerator became famous throughout the entire campus!
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