Chapter 139-138° Does the Love Virus Need to Be Freezed? (3)
A perfectly normal refrigerator.
It can cool and preserve freshness, and also has many niche functions such as steak acidification.
Even the sounds made by the internal machinery are always tiny and monotonous.
That's good.
But I always feel like... something is missing.
Xiao Bingbing ignored the inexplicable regret that suddenly arose in her heart, and looked at the refrigerator after it restarted, a satisfied expression appeared on her face.
"That's right! This is what a refrigerator looks like!"
Xiao Bingbing took out a bottle of Coke with satisfaction and tested the temperature. It was just the right temperature.
Although this refrigerator is a reward for successfully passing a level, it has not been delivered due to the difficulty of the level. Anyway, the refrigerator is just sitting there anyway, so she just uses it herself.
After taking a sip of ice cola, Xiao Bingbing sat down at the table in the warehouse, took out her cell phone and opened the gala. She watched it for a while out of boredom, but when she couldn't bear to watch it any more, she simply propped up her head and turned to look at the refrigerator.
Suddenly, a sentence without any beginning or end popped out.
"...I should have known not to format you, otherwise you would not be able to accompany me during the New Year."
However, after saying this outrageous statement, Xiao Bingbing couldn't help laughing.
Really, how is this possible?
She felt her eyelids fighting each other, so she slowly lay down on the table and fell asleep accompanied by the occasional sound of firecrackers and fireworks outside the small window.
It's not just dreams that are accompanied by the deafening sound of firecrackers.
besides……
A soul that disappears silently in the corner.
Disappearance, nothingness.
…
…
The vast universe, the Laniakei Supercluster, the Virgo Cluster, the Local Group, the Milky Way, the Orion Arm, and the solar system.
In the dark universe, spots of light suddenly flashed, and these spots of light condensed into a quietly suspended aircraft.
Technology like this is something that the Earth doesn't have.
This is indeed the case. Inside this aircraft, a beige square robot emitting a faint blue light is gazing at the blue planet from afar.
Y23, an alien from a certain advanced planet, is tasked with investigating the emotional fluctuations of humans, the rulers of this unknown blue planet.
The main purpose is to see how humans experience emotional fluctuations when it comes to love between opposite sexes.
Y23 was not the only one who came to carry out the mission this time. Many similar aliens came from the mother planet. Some came to investigate human civilization, some to investigate the evolution of human military power, and some to investigate how humans have changed their living environment. However, all of them have ended, leaving only some insignificant observations.
And because of the special abilities of that advanced planet and its species, they can travel through time and observe the entire evolutionary timeline of the human species.
Y23 just happened to be assigned to this time period.
Its eyes, filled with electronic components and without any emotion, stared blankly at the planet that kept emitting brilliant fireworks, and then moved away with some disgust.
These things, called "fireworks," could cause damage to his spacecraft.
A weird and boring festival with inexplicable festival activities.
Y23 doesn't want to continue observing, it wants to return to its home planet.
Although the observation of human love has not been completed, the mother planet has successfully produced a visual virus that affects the secretion of biological dopamine. As long as it is dropped on this planet, all humans on this planet will become people who only pursue love.
——It's not just humans, but also birds in the sky, dogs on the ground, and insects on leaves.
Then its observation report can be completed immediately.
Y23 has really thought about this approach seriously.
feasible.
It turned and used its mechanical arms to open the safe, revealing rows of glass test tubes filled with pink gas.
Wouldn’t this amount be a bit too much?
How about taking out a small portion to try it out?
Y23 took out a small bottle the size of a capsule. The pink gas inside kept jumping happily, looking very energetic.
A love brain virus of this magnitude can infect media within a ten-mile radius, turning small advertisements into love posters, turning the "Spring Festival Overture" played on the loudspeaker into "Love Cycle", and turning the large New Year's Eve frozen dumplings in the refrigerator into heart-shaped Valentine's Day chocolates.
It also means that all people within a ten-mile radius will be infected with love-brained people.
Try it first?
Just as Y23 was holding the capsule-sized bottle and thinking about where to put it -
Sudden.
Boom——!!!
It sensed the annihilation of a powerful soul.
The tremendous spiritual power, at the moment of disappearing completely, rose up like an explosion, creating an invisible mushroom cloud that could not be seen or perceived by normal people.
This spiritual force is so powerful that it can tear the heaven and earth apart and make the sun and the moon dim and change color, but because of the different dimensions, no one in the world can notice it.
This force is extremely powerful and expands rapidly.
Then slowly dissipated.
Just like the dead body of a whale, it slowly sinks to the bottom of the sea.
Y23 was also shocked.
Even when the soul exploded, its mechanical arm trembled and dropped the capsule glass bottle containing pink gas to the ground.
Snap!
Y23!
Oops!
It’s all because of the nasty gravity of this blue planet!
The capsule-sized glass bottle shattered with a sound, and the thin broken glass swept up the pink gas, like a bird that was free from a cage, and directly filled the entire spacecraft cockpit!
Instantly, the love brain virus began to take effect!
The original silver and white paint on the interior of the spacecraft slowly turned pink, and the light also turned into an ambiguous pink.
The neatly stacked glass plates filled with text-written lab reports instantly turned into lingering love poems.
Y23: …
Y23: !!!
It suddenly panicked and pounced over subconsciously. Its robotic arms hurriedly grabbed the laptop on the table and protected it in its arms.
This laptop is a cutting-edge technology produced by #@■% Electrical Appliance Company!
And it's not his. It was allocated to him by the leader of the mother planet when he was on a business trip above the earth, which means he only has the right to use it.
Although the electrical appliances of #@■% company are said to be absolutely immune to any virus, Y23 can't afford to take the risk!
After protecting the laptop in his arms, Y23 immediately ordered the control system to oxygenate and ventilate the space to expel excess viruses.
Then he quickly checked whether the laptop in his arms was intact.
...good, that looks like nothing is wrong.
However, Y23 realized later that his driving suit had turned pink with a heart drawn on it.
Y23: …*interstellar swearing*
Made of machinery, it threw aside its calm mind for the first time, rushed to the driver's seat, and began searching the place where the soul died.
In less than a moment, the location of the internal warehouse of "Sports Challenge" was found.
In less than a moment, the aircraft moved into the warehouse at the speed of teleportation.
A simple human dwelling.
Y23 first scanned the environment, and finally immediately locked onto the refrigerator standing in the corner of the warehouse.
This is a very ordinary refrigerator.
However, it vaguely sensed the residual spiritual power from the previous explosion, but after a moment, it dissipated completely.
What's going on?
Even the electrical appliances produced by the first factory of #@■% Electrical Appliance Company cannot contain such great spiritual power.
Unless he is the mastermind of their company...
That's impossible. The main brain is the AI core supporting #@■% Electrical Appliance Company. Its mental power is so huge that it is unimaginable. If it really explodes, half of the universe will be buried with it, so the scene just now seems small.
How strange.
It immediately moved closer to the refrigerator and searched on it for a long time, but couldn't even find a trademark.
At this moment, Xiao Bingbing raised her head from the position where she was lying on the table, and then...
Then she saw an alien in pink clothes, looking at her refrigerator in a very obscene way...
Xiao Bingbing: ...
“Aaaaaaaaaah!!!”
She suddenly made a sharp explosion, which scared the alien who was watching through the refrigerator. He immediately turned around and looked at the screaming woman.
A human female.
A human female with drastic mood swings.
A very... pleasing human female.
A cute, alternative and particularly attractive female.
Y23's mechanical eyes stared at Xiao Bingbing, whose face was distorted with fear, and he felt his energy core beating wildly.
To be precise, it was the love brain virus that was working crazily.
The pink love brain virus spreads by changing media, and then changes humans through these media.
But Y23 was different. It was too close to the source of pollution, and the glass bottle containing the virus exploded right at its feet.
The entire cockpit was highly contaminated. The roof, walls, floor, and even the end of the driving joystick had turned into a heart shape. All of these were highly contagious, so it was no surprise that Y23 was infected.
"What a dazzling female..."
Y23 let go of the refrigerator and stumbled towards Xiao Bingbing, who had a look of horror on her face.
"Don't come over here!!!"
Xiao Bingbing, a typical materialist, was almost scared to death by this "third kind of contact".
She was really scared to death.
Y23's body is partially mechanical, but alien features are also evident.
It spoke again, this time in understandable language.
"Beautiful woman, please come with me and spend the rest of your life with me!"
Xiao Bingbing: (=°Д°=)
Because of her sweet looks, Xiao Bingbing has never lacked suitors since she was a child, but this is the first time that an alien has confessed to her!
At this moment, she unexpectedly felt a strange sense of inappropriate satisfaction...
No no no!
She shook her head vigorously.
Who wants to be pursued by aliens? !
Xiao Bingbing was at a loss and subconsciously hugged the refrigerator next to her.
"I can't go with you!!"
"The task that President Long assigned to me is to deliver this refrigerator! I can only leave after I deliver this refrigerator!"
Because she was too panicked, Xiao Bingbing's mouth was uncontrollably incoherent at this moment, and she didn't even know what she was saying.
She held on to the refrigerator as if it were her lifeline, like a drowning person clinging to a rope.
"If you want to win me, you must first win the refrigerator—Aaaaah!"
Before Xiao Bingbing could finish her words, she was interrupted by her own scream.
Because her feet were off the ground.
An inexplicable suction came from above. Xiao Bingbing hugged the refrigerator next to her again with a look of despair, but this time -
The refrigerator also left the ground!
The expression on Y23's face was very strange.
Although it doesn't look like a human face, the facial expression seems to be saying -
That’s it?
Is it that simple?
With a snap of his fingers, the spaceship that had been hovering in the sky slowly emitted a beam of light that enveloped the warehouse. ... Pink light.
Xiao Bingbing, who was enveloped by the light, slowly lifted off the ground while holding the refrigerator, and was slowly sucked into the interior of the flying saucer.
Even though she was sucked into the air, Xiao Bingbing still let out a high-pitched scream, which made Y23 like her more and more.
The beam of light disappeared only after the man and the refrigerator were completely sucked into the interior of the flying saucer.
Xiao Bingbing's scream stopped abruptly after she opened her eyes and saw the interior of the UFO.
To be precise, it was the kind of thing where one saw something too outrageous, and so one stopped crowing unexpectedly, just like a rooster having its throat strangled.
It’s too pink. This place is really... too pink.
Is this what the inside of an alien UFO looks like?!
Those movies shouldn’t be full of high-tech metallic white, and the walls and ceilings should have circuit marks like the surface of a chip, so that it looks cutting-edge!
But this is not cutting-edge at all!
The ceiling, the floor, and the thing in the middle that looks like a table are all pink Barbie pink!
There are also various pink heart pendants attached.
There is also a big heart painted on the carpet using several shades of pink.
Even the diagram of the ventilation ducts on the wall and the symbols representing the passages were turned the color of candy canes.
Xiao Bingbing: ...
Her silence was deafening!
What's going on? This alien! If the feeling of being sucked up just now hadn't been too real, she would have thought she was on some prank variety show!
How could the interior of an alien's UFO be so tasteless!
Xiao Bingbing was choked by this vulgar interior decoration style, so much so that the fear in her heart was actually weakened a little bit, and she was not so scared anymore...
"Beautiful lady, my dear little princess, welcome to my spaceship!"
Y23, wearing a pink driving suit, was very enthusiastic. He was relatively young, and to be more precise, this was his first love.
Xiao Bingbing felt a little uncomfortable with Y23's eager gaze, and she turned her head away.
"I'm sorry, but I still have to reject you..."
She spoke with some difficulty and expressed her refusal.
Although there is an old saying: "Don't argue with the driver when riding in someone else's car." After all, when you are in someone else's "car", your life and property are in their hands.
But she really couldn't help it.
In this situation, you must just refuse without even thinking about it!
But when he heard her say that, Y23 looked particularly sad, although this result was already expected.
After all, on Y23's home planet, if you want to win the favor of females, you have to put in a lot of effort and cost. It's impossible to expect them to agree to be together just by moving a refrigerator.
But it is still very sad.
"Beautiful female, please tell me, how can I win your heart?"
Xiao Bingbing: ...
If she said something like "I will never be with aliens no matter what" at this time, would she be silenced?
No, the refusal at this time must be tactful!
What should you do if you speak too directly and the other person gets angry?
“Well, well…”
Xiao Bingbing answered hesitantly:
"If I stay with you, I will be violating the rules of our ancestors!"
"My ancestors have royal blood, and the rule passed down by our ancestors is that people with certain characteristics cannot get married!"
"Those who come out of water, have square bodies, or emit cold air are not allowed to be married."
"In order to avoid such a marriage partner, my ancestor who was an emperor migrated from the southern water village to the north and became a nomadic people. In the end, he almost went to the Arctic to seize the land of the Inuit."
After saying this, Xiao Bingbing stared at Y23's square appearance and revealed an expression that was difficult to describe.
"I'm sorry, my ancestors don't agree with us being together."
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