Chapter 16-15° Does the little mermaid need to be frozen? (6)
Xiao Jing, the youngest prince in the royal family and the future King Xian (Idle), has aspired to be a rich and idle person since he was young.
But for some reason, these days, his elder brother, the Crown Prince Xiao Ye, seemed to be planning to give the future throne to him.
Specifically:
1. Suspend all his hobbies and interests, and force him to learn state governance and strategic theories.
2. Force him to meet with ministers from all walks of life and understand the responsibilities of each department.
3. Secretly write a suicide note when you are not paying attention.
Especially Article 3.
After Xiao Jing read his brother's suicide note for the first time, he felt very complicated.
Shocked, confused, bewildered, and puzzled.
Everyone has it.
But after he kept finding new suicide notes for several days in a row and had collected a thick stack.
Xiao Jing knew that his own brother regarded writing suicide notes as a hobby.
However, the same woman who appeared in every suicide note still aroused his deep curiosity.
My own brother would not give up the throne or even his life for this woman, right?
Thus, apart from the Crown Prince and the Emperor, Xiao Jing gloriously became the third party force investigating this woman.
He knew that his brother was not interested in women, so he was very curious about this woman who could charm his brother to such an extent.
He couldn't even wait for his men to go look for her, and actually disguised himself and wanted to conduct a secret investigation among the people to see if he could run into that angel-like beauty.
Xiao Jing put on the clothes of a rich young man and walked out onto the street with a paper fan in his hand.
Then, before I had walked 1 kilometer, I saw a missing person notice posted by my brother.
"I remember that in the original plot, the hero found the heroine by her body index."
"Just tell me the body data. Wow, the male lead must be a good measurer."
"I didn't realize it when I was a kid, but now I realize, did the authorities open a car here?"
"I don't think so. After all, it's something that even children can watch."
That’s right, in this place, when Xiao Ye rescued Princess Hai Er, he carried her to the surface of the sea in a princess hug. It was this hug that allowed him to know the heroine’s body data, and he used this as a method to find the heroine.
This is actually similar to the way the prince used crystal shoes to find Cinderella.
And this time is no exception.
"Let me see what's written on it..."
"1.9 meters tall? 3.6 meters waist? Weight over 200 kilograms..."
Xiao Jing was so stunned that he even forgot to wave the paper fan in his hand.
No, this girl's body shape is a little explosive.
With such explosive body figures, the one who can stand with one of them is the chosen one. If she has all three...
A hippopotamus appeared in Xiao Jing's mind.
Only a hippopotamus could achieve these body stats, right?!
Even as he was staring in amazement, several women who were trying to climb up the social ladder had already bravely come up to the notice, shyly opened their arms, and let the maids in the palace measure their bodies.
Unfortunately, none of them met the standard.
Xiao Jing felt this was ridiculous.
He simply closed the folding fan in his hand, squeezed through the crowd, and stood in front of the stage.
"Measure it for me, too."
The old nanny was stunned. As a nanny outside the palace, she seldom saw Xiao Jing, so after he disguised himself, she did not recognize him and just frowned.
"This young man is a man, why are you here to cause trouble? Go away!"
Xiao Jing had a strong argument for this.
"Although the Crown Prince was looking for a woman, it was already late at night when he rescued her, so it was normal that he couldn't see the person clearly. How can you be sure that the other person is a woman and not a man?"
"Perhaps the person Your Highness is looking for is me?"
After saying that, Xiao Jing shamelessly stood in front of the notice, opened his arms, and signaled the nanny that he could come over and measure his body.
Old Madam: ...
The old lady, who was obviously used to working, swiftly took out a tape measure and started measuring. Then, in the face of Xiao Jing's suddenly incredulous gaze, she started shouting.
"Height 1.7 meters, weight 120 kg, waist circumference 90 cm——"
After loudly announcing her figure to everyone, the old lady looked at Xiao Jing subtly and smiled a triumphant smile.
"How come you have a body like a girl? You are too weak. Remember to eat more."
There was a burst of laughter all around.
Xiao Jing, who always liked to reason with others, covered his face with a fan and walked off the stage in disgrace.
…
The other side.
The refrigerator had no idea that it had become the famous "beauty that is so stunning" on the shore. It swam ashore alone in the box, panting.
Because there were two frozen human thighs in the refrigerator, the weight increased, so the refrigerator floated on the water for a long time this time.
Very long.
The only thing that made the refrigerator feel a little relieved was that, because the wig was exchanged with the sea witch, it did not need to worry about the wig constantly trying to float up, but could swim slowly upwards.
But the time cannot be dragged out too long. If it is too long, until dawn outside, what if the audience in the subconscious live broadcast room wakes up from their sleep?
There was really no other way, so the refrigerator took out the two human legs and reinstalled them at the bottom of the refrigerator.
Suddenly, the two human thighs exerted their strength and performed a standard breaststroke kicking movement, which greatly increased the speed at which the refrigerator floated up, and it finally successfully reached the surface of the sea.
The upper part of the refrigerator poked out from the sea, and as soon as it emerged, someone talking was heard.
It seemed to be the voice of an old man.
"Huh? Why did a pig bladder appear in the sea?"
"No, this looks like a bald head!"
"Someone must have fallen into the water, come up quickly!"
The refrigerator adjusted its direction on the sea and saw an old fisherman paddling the boat, looking at it with a worried look on his face.
This is a kind old man trying to rescue the refrigerator.
Because in their eyes, the refrigerator is a human being, so after losing the wig, the refrigerator's bald head looks very much like a human being in the eyes of the old man.
A pig bladder.
That's fine.
The refrigerator originally planned to go directly to the shore, but since there is a kind old man here, let's get on this small fishing boat first and not refuse the old man's kindness.
But...how do I get on the boat?
The old man held out the long bamboo pole for paddling the boat with a worried look on his face.
"Little nun, do you still have the strength? Hurry up and grab the bamboo pole. I will pull you up!"
The refrigerator faces the bamboo pole, quietly floating above the water, revealing a sense of melancholy.
Why do we feel depressed?
Because refrigerators have no hands.
Can't hold the bamboo pole.
So melancholy.
But the refrigerator suddenly realized that he still had a pair of legs, and his legs also had feet, which might be able to replace his hands.
So next.
The old fisherman stared at the "little nun" in front of him in amazement and did not use his hands to catch the bamboo pole.
Instead, he stretched out his foot.
What kind of feet are these?
Huge, size 45, with thick joints.
The next second,
The refrigerator was a little unfamiliar with the human feet, and tried to clamp the bamboo pole with the gap between the big toes!
Old Fisherman: ...
Is this some kind of martial arts?
Iron toe kung fu?
I feel a little disgusted for some unknown reason.
He suddenly didn't want to save people anymore.
But the old fisherman was used to seeing strong winds and waves, so although this scene was a little weird, but...
Well, he had indeed never seen such a scene, but he still held on, gritted his teeth, and pulled the bamboo pole hard, trying to pull the refrigerator out of the sea.
To be honest, this is a physical job.
It's like the story of The Old Man and the Sea written by a famous author, but the fisherman in that book caught a big ocean fish.
What this fisherman caught was a double-door refrigerator.
There is no doubt that the difficulty has been greatly increased.
Fortunately, the refrigerator was cooperative, so it also used its toes to tightly clamp the bamboo pole to prevent itself from falling back.
There was a stalemate for a while.
The atmosphere at the scene was very strange.
The old fisherman pulled with all his might the rod, and sparks were almost coming out of the gap between the big toes of the refrigerator, but he still couldn't pull it out.
This made the old fisherman a little angry. In order to prove his strength, the old uncle took off the straw hat on his head and looked serious.
"I just don't believe that I can't pull up a little girl like you!"
"drink!"
The old fisherman shouted loudly, grabbed the bamboo pole with both hands and lifted it up with force!
The next moment.
The weight in his hand suddenly became lighter. The old fisherman was startled and staggered back a few steps. He sat down on the boat and almost fell into the sea.
At the same time, another voice sounded.
"Boo!"
It sounded like the sound of pulling out a cork from a bottle of red wine.
The refrigerator originally thought that his big toe was dislocated.
But the reality was obviously worse. It turned out that the thigh root was not glued firmly.
At the moment the old fisherman stumbled and fell, the bamboo pole in his hand flew out. At the same time, a conspicuous human thigh also emerged from the sea!
Draw a rainbow-like arc.
Landed on the boat!
The fisherman was also obviously stunned from the fall, and it took him a long time to sit up, holding on to his hat. Before he could sit still, he felt something flying in front of him, and he subconsciously hugged the thing.
Then the old fisherman looked down and saw -
In his arms.
It turned out to be a human thigh!!!
Old Fisherman: ...
Old Fisherman: !!!
After realizing what happened, the old fisherman let out a burp from his throat.
I couldn't catch my breath.
He fell straight down.
In the sea, there was only a thigh left, crookedly waiting for the fisherman to return it to its refrigerator: ...
What's wrong with this human being?
How can you lie straighter than this?
Instead of installing the refrigerator, they took down the other thigh and threw it onto the boat. Once the troublesome thing was gone, the refrigerator instantly became as light as new, and as the camera turned, it successfully broke away from the sea.
This can be considered as landing.
The two thighs were put back into the refrigerator, with the front of the refrigerator facing the shore, looking ready for the next plot!
That is, to repay the favor to the Crown Prince!
The camera turns again and the refrigerator has reached the shore and starts moving towards the city.
And on the sea where it had just been, there was only a small boat left, floating aimlessly like a headless fly.
On this small boat, the old fisherman was lying straight, his eyes were white and he was twitching constantly...
It seems that it will take a while before I can wake up.
At that time, the refrigerator, turning on its four small wheels, had already reached the foot of the imperial city.
Suddenly, the refrigerator stopped on its wheels.
It looked at the missing person notice on the wall and fell into deep thought.
This missing person notice is a portrait in ink painting by Xiao Jing based on the data of "height 1.9 meters, waist circumference 3.6 meters, weight over 200 pounds".
Basically, she is a woman as thick as a hippopotamus.
refrigerator:……
Is this the one drawn here?
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