Chapter 20-19° Does the little mermaid need to be frozen? (10)
"What happened? Why is everything so messed up?"
"Are the people on the set crazy? It's just a fish, I thought it was a snake."
"What happened to Shao Luoling? He disappeared in the blink of an eye. Why is he so depressed?"
"Why don't I remember it being like this in the drama? She even slapped Princess Hai Er afterwards."
Shao Luoling slumped on the ground, looking disheveled. She stared at the refrigerator slowly approaching her in horror and suddenly screamed!
"Ahhh, don't come over here! I'm sorry! I shouldn't have pulled your arm off, I...I really didn't mean it!"
refrigerator:……
That's not what it means!
It just wanted to wake up Shao Luoling to follow the plot!
Originally, after breaking the bracelet, Shao Luoling would have taken advantage of the situation to get angry and slap Princess Hai Er hard!
The refrigerator "unconsciously" ignored the premise that the bracelet was broken and only remembered that it needed to be slapped.
So how do you wake this woman up and give her a slap?
Perhaps for humans, the damage caused by a slap in the face is not that great, and its main effect is humiliation.
However, for all electrical appliances and electronic products, including refrigerators, being slapped by humans is a form of growth!
That’s right, qualified electrical appliances will regard being slapped in the face by humans as a sign of growth.
It’s like there’s a saying in human society that a child “grows up when he gets acne” and “is considered an adult when he grows wisdom teeth”.
It’s a sign of growth.
Electrical appliances may occasionally freeze or become stuck, and they can only return to normal after being "slapped" by humans.
This is also a sign of growth.
This traditional custom is not taken seriously in the refrigerator industry, but for electrical appliances such as computers and televisions, it is very useful and important, and has a strong sense of ritual.
Off topic, anyway, the refrigerator really hopes that Shao Luoling will get up and slap it.
But after hearing this request, Shao Luoling became even crazier.
"No, no, no, I'm wrong, I don't!"
Shao Luoling is scared!
She just pulled the woman's arm hard and pulled her arm off.
If I slap her this time.
What should I do if my head is blown off?
This kind of thing is very likely!
Having crippled the man before was enough to make her suffer, but if she beat him to death... Shao Luoling crawled backwards in horror, shaking her head to resist.
"I...I won't hit you, or you can hit me. Please, it's okay for you to hit me too!"
Shao Luoling's words made Dian Lian Fen fell into deep thought. In the original plot, Princess Hai Er was slapped by her. Now, if they wanted to follow the original plot again, it would be impossible seeing Shao Luoling's cowardly look. Otherwise... the other way around?
Isn’t this a bit bad?
Life is boring, refrigerators beat humans?
But it has never hit a human before! Thinking of this, the refrigerator was a little excited. Since it was Shao Luoling's request, it wouldn't be impossible for it to hit him once!
But it seems to have no hands.
On the ground not far from the refrigerator, the thawed Spanish mackerel that looked like it had a "broken hand" in everyone's eyes was still wearing a jade bracelet. It was trying to wriggle, leaving a long trail of water stains. It was obviously impossible to pick it up again and use it as a hand.
And unfortunately, there was no suitable fish in the refrigerator’s fresh-keeping layer, so what should it do... Oh, that’s not right!
It also has two legs!
Two frozen human thighs given to it by the underwater witch!
Isn't this ready-made and can be used? But if you use the sole of the foot on this thigh to hit Shao Luoling... shouldn't it be called "kick"?
Humans are so complicated.
The refrigerator didn't pay attention to these details. The next moment, the refrigerator door opened slightly, and then a cold human thigh stretched out!
After aiming his foot at Shao Luoling, Dianlian planned to make a quick decision. As long as he attacked her once, he should be able to complete the mission and proceed with the story, right?
Thinking of this, Dian Leng came back to his senses and suddenly found that Shao Luoling in front of him had a horrified face, dilated pupils, and had begun foaming at the mouth.
In Shao Luoling's eyes, Hai Er, who had become the devil's spokesperson in her mind, actually grew a thigh from his broken arm after a moment of silence!
A thigh grew out from the broken arm!
Broken arm! Broken thigh!
Obviously, such a scene exceeded the imagination of the ancients.
So Shao Luoling just walked over like that.
And it was obvious that Shao Luoling was not the only one frightened by this scene, because at this critical moment, the old doctor came over in small steps, holding a medicine box!
When the old doctor rushed over here, he didn't even bring a medical kit. He thought it was just a minor injury like jealous family members pulling each other's hair or scratching their faces with nails. Unexpectedly, the person who came to report the news quickly reminded him: "It's a broken arm."
Old doctor:?
No, this is just a party. Are these people making such a big deal out of it?
He hurried back to get the medicine box, and when he rushed over again, he finally saw the refrigerator exploding with "broken arms and legs growing out".
This scene was like lightning, which stunned the old doctor.
Medicine can have miracles, but it cannot have weirdness.
After all, this kind of medical weirdness is a bit too advanced for an old doctor.
So the next moment, the old doctor also twitched and fell on his back.
With just one leg, the refrigerator accomplished a double kill against humans!
Doublekill!!!
"Refrigerators are not scary, but the probability of being scared to death by a refrigerator is definitely not zero."
"A person's legs being caught in a refrigerator is classic nightmare material!"
"Don't think I'm smiling happily here. If I were in Shao Luoling's position, I would pee faster than her."
This scene not only shocked the audience in the subconscious live broadcast room, but also deeply shocked the members of the salvation organization who had been observing the scene.
The entire observation site was in dead silence.
"I'm really stupid, really."
The female staff member who sewed wigs for refrigerators muttered to herself with dull eyes: "The moment it changed its legs but chose to be put in the refrigerator, I realized something was wrong."
"What went wrong... No, it seems like nothing went wrong!" A male researcher wearing thick wine bottle-bottom glasses frantically wrote on a thick stack of draft paper, but unfortunately he didn't figure out anything.
The researcher who was explaining the plot to the refrigerator flipped through the entire picture book in his hand, but couldn't find which page the current plot was on. In the end, he indifferently tore up the entire picture book and subconsciously stuffed it into his mouth...
"This script is considered a failure. After it is finished, the refrigerator will be removed immediately. After the failure, the script must be sealed and opened again 10 years later..."
Before the team leader could finish his words, he was interrupted by the sound of waves crashing against the shore coming from the live broadcast room.
Everyone looked at the screen in confusion.
Xiao Ye knelt devoutly on the seashore at the edge of the banquet, with his hands folded and praying. As the crown prince, and the next king of destiny, he actually had some connection with the mermaids in the sea.
After all, the establishment of the entire Xiao Kingdom a hundred years ago was partly due to the involvement of the mermaid clan, who made a lot of efforts. This shows that there is a py transaction relationship behind it. If it weren't for the fact that the Mermaid King disliked humans and prohibited mermaids from contacting humans, then if the mermaids came, they would definitely be treated as guests of honor in this country.
And this abnormal and turbulent sea was obviously caused by the powerful force of an unknown existence in the water.
Suddenly.
A deep-sea fish was washed up and landed right at Xiao Ye's feet.
Most deep-sea fish look very ugly, so when Xiao Ye saw this fish at first glance, he was startled, but he still plucked up the courage to reach out and try to catch it.
"Huh? Isn't this the later part of the story?"
"I remember that Princess Haier's six sisters couldn't stand it anymore and wanted to ask her to go back to her parents' home?"
That's right, in the later plot of this pseudo children's drama, the love between Princess Hai Er and Prince Xiao Ye went through a series of things like misunderstanding, resolution of misunderstanding, being wronged, resolution of wronged, etc. The six sisters who had been secretly observing Princess Hai Er couldn't stand it anymore and prepared to let Princess Hai Er divorce and take her back to her parents' home, so they threw a fish up to deliver the message.
Of course, in a TV show infected with the love brain virus, our heroine Hai Er naturally resolved the misunderstanding and continued her sweet love!
This is getting off topic, but this fish did come too early.
Xiao Ye showed an expression of being rescued on his face. He picked up the strange fish tremblingly, put his fingers into the fish's mouth, and picked out a note.
And the note reads-
"The great Chu rises, Chen Sheng becomes king!"
"Wake up, your wife is a refrigerator."
"Are you here? I'm the Sea King. V me 50 and I'll make you the Prime Minister of Turtle."
Amid the teasing from the barrage of comments, Xiao Ye slowly read out the words on the note.
"The battle has begun under the sea, return quickly!"
Undersea war?
Obviously, this note was written to the refrigerator, that is, Princess Haier herself. Perhaps her sisters had been watching secretly and knew her situation on the shore.
This sudden change made all members of the salvation organization stand up from their chairs.
"No, this scene doesn't exist in the original plot. Could it be... that this is a plot that evolved automatically due to the butterfly effect?"
"It's very likely. After all, after being infected with the love brain virus, all the characters in the story are no longer under control."
"But who can the mermaids go to war with? They are already the overlords of the seabed, right?"
That’s right, mermaids are the recognized kings of the sea. In an era when humans on the shore could only perform some light skills and internal martial arts, the mermaid witches in the sea would already be able to exchange wigs for human thighs.
It can be said to be a dimensionality reduction attack.
However, a mermaid as powerful as this actually wants to start a war under the sea? So who is the opponent?
This question also appeared in Xiao Ye's mind, but he was only confused for a moment, and then suddenly he seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly he realized it, and then he felt a chill as if he fell into an ice cave!
Indeed!
Maybe there really is something that can fight against mermaids!
Xiao Ye subconsciously turned around and looked at the refrigerator.
At this moment, the refrigerator had already taken back the mackerel and the thighs. It was extremely anxious about Shao Luoling and the old doctor who had fainted on the ground, and the four small wheels were spinning around them.
Xiao Ye still remembers that the first time he came into contact with this monster was when he rescued it from the sea!
And this ugly sea fish that came up to give the tip-off is so ugly, maybe it is in cahoots with that monster!
Thinking of this, Xiao Ye was certain that this sea fish must be in cahoots with this monster and was the enemy of the mermaid!
I have to say that Xiao Ye's imagination is very good.
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