Chapter 28-27° Does the little village girl need to be frozen? (6)
If you ask a wild seagull what it pursues, it will tell you: mate, fly, and go to the dock to get some chips.
If you ask a wild giant panda what it pursues, it will tell you: climbing trees, eating bamboo shoots, and getting a job in the zoo.
If you ask a savage what he pursues, he will tell you: hunting, evolution, and raising wild refrigerators.
But unfortunately, there are no wild people here, only two silly roe deer and several wild donkeys.
But this is enough. The refrigerator at this time is trying to adapt to its "wild" identity and strive to become a green, pure natural and pollution-free wild refrigerator.
So the refrigerator went to get some holly leaves and piled them all on the top of the refrigerator, making it look like it was wearing a floral headband. Some leaves were also randomly pasted on the refrigerator door, as if imitating a savage's grass skirt.
The moment he finished dressing himself up, the refrigerator felt that he was very handsome and had a kind of wild beauty.
"Hey, why do I feel like the refrigerator is greasy even though it has no face or expression?"
"Perhaps at this moment, it thinks it is very... handsome?"
"Do you think you look cool just by sticking a few leaves on your body? This little refrigerator is pretty cute!"
"It's just that the pile of poop next to it is a bit of an eyesore. Can you use mosaic to cover it up?"
Apparently the refrigerator also realized this. It opened the door, took out a baby blanket the size of a towel, and threw it on top of the big lump, covering it tightly.
Very good, this won’t affect the plot!
The refrigerator dresses itself like this for the subsequent plot, because in the original plot, the baby Meidi, who was picked up by the small animals in the forest, seemed to exude a temperament that attracted animals like Snow White. In short, she got along very well in the forest.
This scene was also shot by a mixed cut method, and the refrigerator also needs to continue to comply, so -
Original plot:
The fair and tender baby Meidi was surrounded by all the little animals.
Refrigerator version plot:
The refrigerator door was slightly opened, attracting a group of silly roe deer and donkeys who came to drink millet porridge.
Original plot:
The mother monkey held a fruit lovingly and gently squeezed out the juice into Meidi's mouth. Little Meidi babbled and her face was covered with juice.
Refrigerator version plot:
After searching the refrigerator for an hour in the cold winter without finding any fruit, he had no choice but to dig up the squirrel's nest. Amid the squirrel's screams of fear, he smashed all the nuts stored in the refrigerator with the refrigerator door, and then cruelly smeared the nut crumbs on the refrigerator door.
——Nuts are also considered fruits. Who the hell knows where the female monkey got the fruits in the middle of winter.
Original plot:
The cute little Meidi was carried on the back of a sika deer. The deer was running briskly in the woods, and Meidi was waving her chubby little hands. She was so cute that it melted people's hearts.
Refrigerator version plot:
The refrigerator used the refrigerator door to clamp the wild donkey's ears tightly and forced it to ride on the back of a wild donkey. The donkey was squeezed to shit on the spot (oh, what a familiar scene). There was no other way, so it used millet porridge to coax a large wild boar, and then it reluctantly rode the boar for a while.
Original plot:
The mother monkey held little Meidi in her arms and wandered among the vines in the forest. The little girl's innocent and crisp smile echoed in the forest.
Refrigerator version plot:
The refrigerator…the refrigerator was confused.
There were four monkeys lying on the ground in a mess. Each of them tried the refrigerator, but no monkey could hold the 200-pound monkey and swing on the vines in the tree.
So what can we do?
After a moment, the refrigerator was ready to turn around.
Since the original plot was to have the monkey swing on it.
Then conversely, it should also be possible for it to swing on the swing while holding the monkey, right?
That makes sense.
Therefore, what is presented to countless viewers in the subconscious live broadcast room is a double-door refrigerator, with a monkey's tail clamped by the left refrigerator door, a branch clamped by the right refrigerator door, and then hanging on the branch and swinging.
"Good boy, I'm just a good boy!"
"So when buying a refrigerator, you should buy one with double doors, so you can catch the monkey and the branches at the same time without any delay!"
"How dedicated! If all the actors in the new remake were half as dedicated as Fridge, it would definitely be better than the old version!"
But just as this bullet screen flashed past, the branch that supported the 200-pound refrigerator made a tearing sound under the heavy load.
Click——
Snap!!!
The monkey was caught in the refrigerator and thrown away in a parabolic trajectory!
Bang!
The refrigerator fell into the snow pile and felt soft, without any injuries. However, the next second, a shrill scream came from below.
"Ahhhhhh!!!"
A figure covered in ice and snow suddenly jumped up, covering his head with both hands which started bleeding after being hit, but he fainted again after screaming.
"This is Teacher Yang!"
"Why did he appear in this place! !"
"No problem. In the original plot, Mei Di was thrown away, and it was Teacher Yang who climbed the mountain and waded into the snowy mountains to rescue her."
This comment made everyone silent. The refrigerator was having so much fun following the plot just now that they forgot that at this moment, the refrigerator was still a baby waiting to be rescued.
Teacher Yang, who was hit on the head and lost consciousness for a short time, woke up again at this moment.
It is very likely that he was woken up by the snow.
At daybreak, the village discovered that the younger sister had been taken into the mountains by Old Mrs. He. After not coming back all night, the two girls looked for Mei Di like crazy. It happened that the mountains were blocked by heavy snow at this time of year, so Teacher He persuaded the two girls to go back and went up the mountain to look for her himself.
Unexpectedly, I tripped and fell into a snow pit. I fell asleep after a moment of confusion. It should be hypothermia.
Because he had just been hit on the head, he was now very unconscious, his mind was dizzy, and he saw double.
For example, now.
Teacher Yang frowned and squinted at what was in front of him.
How come this thing looks like a child one moment and like a...luxury refrigerator used by rich people in the city the next?
That’s right, after suffering a severe blow to the head, Teacher Yang was able to break through the barrier of the characters in the play for a moment and vaguely saw through the body of the refrigerator!
After all, he was originally a high-level intellectual and was less susceptible to the love virus. He couldn't help but become love-brained at the end of the show.
So it is not surprising that such things happened in the early stage.
Teacher Yang wiped his face with his hand, and evenly spread the blood flowing down his forehead. Then he stretched out his hand and tried to touch the refrigerator with trembling hands.
Seeing the bloody hand trying to touch him, the small wheel of the refrigerator subconsciously took a step back, leaving Teacher Yang empty-handed.
"Nothing, it must be an illusion..."
Then, he walked out with one foot deep and one foot shallow. His steps were very stiff, as if he was frozen. It was obvious that he had just been lying in the snow for a long time.
Being hit by the refrigerator could even be said to have saved him by accident, preventing him from falling asleep in the snow, which might have really frozen him to death in the wild.
"I just heard a child's voice. He should be nearby..."
Although everything was doubled after the fall, Teacher Yang seemed to vaguely see... the small flower quilt.
"This is..." His voice trembled a little.
Although he was reluctant to admit it, his inner logic told him that a normal baby would definitely die if left in such a cold mountain for a whole night.
The quilt was just thrown on the snow, with a bulge in the middle, motionless.
"Poor...this child!"
Teacher Yang put on a regretful expression, stumbled and groped his way to the small flower quilt, and then collapsed on the ground.
"I have irresponsible parents and irresponsible relatives. Sigh..."
All the words came to my lips, and only a long sigh remained.
"It's pitiful. He's so young, not even one year old, and he has no chance to grow up and see the outside world."
Teacher Yang had a sad look on her face and stretched out her hand to cover the small floral quilt. Even through the thin quilt, she could feel the coolness on her palm.
He sighed again, then prepared to wrap the child's body in a small floral quilt and take her back for a proper burial.
Even if it is a baby's body, it cannot be left in the wild.
But this feeling...
This feels a little wrong?
Although it was cool and dry, why was it so soft, as if it were a rotten persimmon? And why did it smell so stinky when you poked it?
Teacher Yang felt something was wrong. After hesitating for a moment, he secretly lifted a corner of the quilt...
Then I saw the big lump under the quilt.
The big one: o.0
Teacher Yang: …
His face suddenly turned red and he threw the small quilt in his hand away.
"Who the hell keeps a dog and doesn't clean up its poop? And you even build something on top of it!"
How shameless!
But since the big thing in front of us is not the real Meidi, then where is the real one-year-old child?
When thinking about this problem, an idea suddenly flashed through Teacher Yang's mind, like an inspiration, but he couldn't grasp it for a while.
Wait, he seemed to have overlooked something.
Overlooked an important thing!
Teacher Yang turned around suddenly and looked at the refrigerator behind him.
During the period of relief, his headache was relieved and the double vision phenomenon in front of his eyes was mostly improved. The refrigerator in front of him also became like a child in his eyes.
He called out tentatively.
"Meidi?"
The refrigerator immediately turned its four small wheels and happily came to Teacher Yang, like a happy puppy whose name had been called.
Teacher Yang: …
Is this a one year old baby?
A one-year-old baby swinging on a tree with a monkey in his arms and hitting him on the head, causing it to bleed?
Isn't that right?
Could it be that the parents lied about the child’s age?
As this idea came to mind, Teacher Yang thought more and more that it was possible, and then he secretly made a decision in his heart.
Wait until tomorrow and trick this kid into going to school!
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