Chapter 34-33° Vacation - Prehistoric World
This is a deserted forest.
And if you look closely, you will definitely find that these trees are very different from the modern ones.
Most of them are some towering prehistoric ferns, which have long been extinct without a trace. Occasionally, there are slight sounds in the forest, such as the rustling sound of some creature running past.
The camera turned and a Tyrannosaurus Rex looked painful.
Looks constipated.
However, the current situation is much more serious than constipation.
This female Tyrannosaurus Rex is stuck laying eggs.
It took a lot of effort to lay a different egg.
——It is a rectangular egg.
The female Tyrannosaurus Rex turned around, leaned forward, and stared at the egg with some curiosity.
Although creatures like Tyrannosaurus Rex are not very smart, even hens that evolved genetically in later generations can also make round objects, such as golf balls, as eggs and store them under their stomachs.
But it's still too weird to be a square object.
What's even stranger is that the shell of this egg is brown and has strange patterns on it.
"This isn't a pattern, it's words! Who with 5.0 vision can see what's written on it?"
"It says 'high-end double-door refrigerator', but I can't read the small print!"
"Let me see, it says "The recipient is a VIP customer, please handle with care" Isn't this just nonsense printed on the courier box? "
"Oh my god, I didn't react...Tyrannosaurus Rex gave birth to a delivery! ? "
"Fuck, it's still Shunfeng Express!"
Because it is a vacation world, the people in the subconscious live broadcast room are all internal employees of the salvation organization, making the barrage inside have a relaxed feeling of group chatting.
This female Tyrannosaurus Rex had no idea how explosive it was to give birth to a baby. She just gently touched the "eggshell" with her sharp claws.
The cardboard eggshell was instantly torn apart by the sharp claws, and a long strip was torn off.
“Hiss…”
The mother dragon froze instantly: "..."
It showed an uneasy expression as if it had gotten into trouble, but the uneasiness only lasted for a short while, and the refrigerator in the express box turned on its small wheels and rolled out.
Then he stared at the mother dragon with a surprised expression. My goodness, it was just a few minutes after it was born, and it didn't have time to incubate the eggs, how come they hatched?
The mother dragon's mind was confused for a moment. She tilted her head and thought for a moment, preparing to remain unchanged in the face of any eventuality. She pulled the refrigerator under her belly and continued incubating.
However, after hatching for a while, the expression on the mother dragon's face became strange again.
hiss--
Hatching an egg, so cool!
You know, when incubating eggs, the belly is always warm, but this time, for some reason, the belly became colder and colder... The mother dragon raised her butt and ran to the woods to have diarrhea.
"How can it not be cold if you incubate a refrigerator?"
"You should at least put the express box on before incubating it. If it gets cold to your belly button, it will easily cause diarrhea!"
"Are you two serious? Are you teaching dinosaurs to hatch eggs?"
But the refrigerator did not give up this opportunity. It took advantage of the mother dragon's diarrhea and sneaked away.
The four small wheels turned and left a row of obvious wheel marks in the forest of the primitive world. The refrigerator was very excited.
That’s right, the refrigerator chose a popular science book that mainly talks about prehistoric times.
The happiest moment in the previous script was not when he was spending time with his two sisters, nor when he lived in a big villa with Yu Shengnan, but when he became a wild refrigerator and wandered happily in the woods.
So this time we chose the vacation scenario, and the refrigerator once again transformed into a free and wild refrigerator!
Having so much freedom for the first time, the chips in the refrigerator that were originally used for cooling were thinking hard.
Will you hunt with the Tyrannosaurus Rex, eat grass with the dragon, or go to the lake to watch the plesiosaurs?
Wait, something's wrong.
The refrigerator jerked to a stop on its wheels.
A bright red light flashed across the horizon. For a moment, it was brighter than the sun, lighting up the entire sky. Then, it smashed down on the land with tremendous force!
The white refrigerator door reflected the growing firelight.
refrigerator:……
Refrigerator: o.0?
Boom——!!!!
The dazzling white light plunged the entire live broadcast room into pure white.
"Fuck, kill at the start!"
"Can someone explain what happened?"
"This is just following the plot, there's nothing wrong with it. Didn't you read the first chapter of this popular science magazine?"
…
This time the screen in the live broadcast room was blank for a long time, but finally the image gradually appeared again.
It is still a forest, but without many large ferns, and it looks very similar to modern forests.
Several pairs of rough hands were digging on the ground. A few children who looked like monkeys were digging randomly on the ground to pass the time. Suddenly they dug up something and started squeaking.
A few ape-men wearing grass skirts came over, observed for a moment, and then dug it out together.
soon.
A large double-door refrigerator was unearthed.
Several primitive men stared at the refrigerator and fell into deep thought.
"What era is this artifact from? It is from 8,000 years ago."
"Reverse excavation, huh?"
Several apes showed extreme curiosity about the high-tech product in front of them. One ape kept opening and closing the refrigerator door repeatedly to observe when the small light inside would go out.
There were also ape-men who put their hands into the frozen layer, felt the coolness of their palms, and squeaked in fear.
It was a female ape who seemed smarter. She put the fruits collected in the morning into the fresh-keeping layer. The group of apes then suddenly realized and said they knew the real purpose of the refrigerator.
"Savages using refrigerators, what does this mean?"
"Modern people use modern refrigerators, and wild people use wild refrigerators. There is nothing wrong with that."
The next moment, several primitive people talked to each other with gestures, and then pushed the refrigerator back to the cave.
The refrigerator being pushed: ...
This is a little different than expected.
On the plains, several primitive men, holding spears, wearing feather decorations and with oil paint on their faces, were running hunting.
——A refrigerator followed behind.
Several primitive women dressed in animal skins, holding crude baskets in their hands, were collecting fruits, mushrooms and pine cones.
——A refrigerator followed behind.
In the evening, the entire primitive tribe held a bonfire dance. The primitive people held hands and danced hula around the bonfire.
——There is a refrigerator inside.
After the dance, a group of primitive people gathered around the campfire to eat barbecue, and they hung up very simple clay pots to cook broth. After eating and drinking, the young male and female savages went to the cave to make soup.
——There is an awkward refrigerator next to it.
This explosive scene was also seen by the children in the primitive tribe. Since ancient times, the naughty children have been the same. They took the sharpened stones in their hands and drew a picture of refrigerators and humans living in harmony on the wall...
The camera was aimed at the mural, and it seemed that some kind of shooting technique was used. In the background outside the mural, time seemed to be accelerated in an instant, and the mural also looked gradually becoming old.
8000 years later.
In the world's top museum, a scientist is giving an academic speech.
"I think the refrigerator was invented much earlier than we thought!"
The scientist stood next to the display case, and inside the glass case was the cut-out mural.
On the mural, one can vaguely see figures painted with childish brushstrokes, as well as a very obvious refrigerator.
"This is the earliest record of a refrigerator in history!"
"Through this mural, we can conclude that humans began using refrigerators as early as the primitive age, 8,000 years ago!"
When the media heard the scientists say this, they quickly pressed the shutters of their cameras, illuminating the entire conference hall. There was also an uproar in the audience, and everyone was talking about it.
However, the scientist's next words made the discussion in the audience even louder.
"And we infer that refrigerators may have already appeared during the dinosaur era!"
After that, the scientist showed a dinosaur footprint fossil.
A huge dinosaur footprint clearly appeared on the stone, and even more obvious was the wheel marks left by two rows of small refrigerator wheels pressing on it!
No one present was sure whether these two rows of small wheels belonged to a refrigerator, but what was certain was that they were definitely traces of later human civilization and technology!
boom!
The entire venue seemed to be in an uproar, with everyone talking about it.
At this time, a student raised his hand and wanted to speak.
"Sir, how dare you assume that the mural and the traces left behind are from a refrigerator?"
"What if it's a refrigerator-shaped alien? What if the wheel marks left behind are the wheels of a flying saucer space capsule?"
Obviously, this young man would rather believe in the existence of aliens than believe that refrigerators were invented earlier than humans.
The scientist shook his head.
"It seems that I need to come up with some substantial evidence to prove my theory."
"This is what the scientific expedition team just discovered. It is definitely a major discovery in history. It has not been announced to the public yet!"
"And this discovery is important evidence to confirm my theory!"
The staff pushed a cart with a huge object on it, covered with a red cloth.
The scientist walked forward and pulled off the red velvet.
"This is the major discovery of the scientific expedition team!"
"Refrigerator Amber!"
Under the red velvet cloth was a huge amber crystal. It was a little cloudy inside, but it was enough to see clearly what was inside.
A large double-door refrigerator!
"After analysis by scientists from all walks of life, it was concluded that this refrigerator was originally intended to follow primitive people to collect pine cones, but was accidentally wrapped in pine resin and turned into amber!"
The flash lights flashed wildly again, and the refrigerator pushed to the center of the podium was quietly wrapped in amber, motionless.
I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but there’s a hint of bad luck on the quiet refrigerator door.
"Next, we will use your refrigerator Amber as a model to clone more refrigerators of the same model!"
"Then we contracted the isolated island, spent hundreds of millions of dollars, and finally built a refrigerator park..."
…
"Exiting the simulation scenario..."
『Exit』
The refrigerator that came out of the subconscious live broadcast room stood quietly in the corner, but the difference was that it was facing the corner, with the refrigerator door facing the wall.
As if shutting himself in.
Several employees passing by stood by and pointed and talked secretly.
"Just out of the holiday script, something seems wrong with this refrigerator?"
"Who knows? Didn't the people in the script build a big park for it? Maybe..."
"Are you very happy?"
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