Chapter 36-35° Does Fairy Sister Need to Be Freezed? (2)
"I've been waiting for this for a long time, and this is all you show me?"
"Why did you rush to update and upload it with a sticky note? There's no need to be so perfunctory even if the deadline is tight!"
"Where is the customer service phone number? I want to report this bug!"
At this time, the kidney with the note on it noticed the approach of the refrigerator, so it turned its attention to it and communicated silently.
So the refrigerator silently expressed its desire to find the male protagonist, and wanted to ask this kidney if it had seen the male protagonist around?
Kidney: (Thinking)
To be honest, this mountain, which was formed from a kidney, was only one day old, and this is the first time a creature has come to ask it questions.
So directly answering "I don't know" is a bit too embarrassing.
I plan to ask more specifically about the kidneys.
So, the kidney silently asked the refrigerator what the hero's name was.
This was not a topic that could not be discussed, so Dianlian generously told Yaozi the name of the male protagonist.
『Hou Lisheng』
These three words appeared directly on the note.
When the three words "Hou Lisheng" appeared on the note paper, the live broadcast room, which was already flooded with messages, suddenly welcomed another wave of enthusiasm.
"Hey, Hou Lisheng? Isn't this the male protagonist of "Xian Youqing"? "
"It's so funny, Hou Lisheng, you're so popular, even a kidney knows your name!"
"Is this dream I had a fan dream about "Unfinished Tune, Immortal Love"? I'm not a dream girl! "
"Wait a minute upstairs, that's not what Mengnu meant!"
The content on the note paper stuck on the kidney changed, the ballpoint pen ink melted, and then gathered into an arrow symbol.
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The refrigerator thought for a moment, then quickly turned its small wheels and moved in the direction of the arrow.
Anyway, I passed by a lot of weird things.
For example, the two intestines should be "rivers".
Two huge intestines stretch for thousands of miles, just sitting across the earth. It is very magnificent and spectacular. If you get close, you can faintly hear the sound of water.
"Is there a sound of water in my intestines? I am evil..."
"You've read a lot of stories with two male protagonists, right?"
"Is it possible that when you have diarrhea, your intestines will make a sound of water?"
"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"
"Shouldn't the intestines be filled with oil? Otherwise, how did the term 'fat intestines' come about?"
Looking at the two flowing intestines, Dian Leng thought for a moment, and finally he summoned the spirit of "The Little Pony Crossing the River", and drove the four small wheels tremblingly, and waded across the fat intestine river.
When the small wheel pressed on the intestines, a greasy "pop" sound was made.
This shouldn't be the case... Pangu, the great god who created the world, didn't eat much oil when he was alive, so he shouldn't have these symptoms.
Forget it, I don’t want to think about it anymore.
Just like that, we crossed the Feichang River, and there was a mysterious feeling telling the refrigerator that the male protagonist seemed to be nearby.
Sure enough, at the foot of a mountain that was transformed from an arm, the refrigerator finally discovered the existence of the person suspected to be the male protagonist.
Why say "suspected"?
Because they don't look alike.
Dianlian took out the still photo of the male lead given by the Savior Organization. In this still photo, the male lead looks very handsome and has an ethereal and fairy-like aura. It is obvious that he is played by a first-line actor.
But these few goods in front of me...
It's not just a question of not looking like a human anymore; it's not even in human form.
In front of the refrigerator were a bladder, an appendix, a larynx with vocal cords attached, and two tonsils stuck together.
I looked at the refrigerator for a long time, but I didn't feel that anyone had the male protagonist's temperament. At most, these organs gave people a feeling of being fresh, healthy and nutritious.
But why are these organs gathered together?
The reason is simple.
Because the narration did not assign them any positions.
At the beginning of the live broadcast, the narrator carefully said what each of Pangu's organs would soon transform into, but did not explain what the bladder, appendix, tonsils, and vocal cords would become.
Therefore, these organs are temporarily idle, just like interns who have successfully applied for the job but did not get a position from the HR.
So the male protagonist must be among them.
How to determine which organ is the male protagonist?
There is a simple and rough way to deal with refrigerators, which is to ask directly.
So the refrigerator makes the steady sound of its internal machinery, and the characters... uh, the organs sound like the refrigerator is talking.
It was as if the refrigerator was asking them who was waiting.
Hou Lisheng?
After hearing this somewhat unfamiliar name and thinking for a moment, these idle organs began to speak one after another.
The first to become inflamed are the tonsils.
It turned red and swollen, indicating that it was unaware of the situation.
The second thing to become inflamed is the appendix.
It twisted and twitched darkly, also indicating that it was ignorant of the situation.
The next thing to become inflamed is the bladder.
It looked listless and autistic, with a few drops of unknown liquid dripping down its cheeks, apparently unaware of what was happening.
Finally, it is the turn of the vocal cords connected to the larynx to speak.
it……
It spoke.
"Good girl, I don't know who you are looking for, but I don't have a name now. I can change my name to 'Hou Lisheng' and become the person you are looking for."
The sound from the throat sounds very refreshing and sharp like a clear spring, which is the standard male god voice.
but--
refrigerator:……
Three other inflamed organs: …
Audience in the live broadcast room: …
"A standard dimensionality reduction attack!"
"The other organs are still crawling in the dark, but you are the only one who can talk, right?"
"Do you know how much damage your fluent Mandarin has caused to other organs? !"
"I thought you were a bronze, but it turns out you are a king!"
The refrigerator looked at the throat hesitantly, thought for a moment, and then sent his consciousness over.
The throat was stunned for a moment.
"You ask me if I am the Emperor of Heaven?"
"I am one of Pangu's organs, but I don't seem to have found my own responsibilities. If the position of the Emperor of Heaven is vacant, I think I can take over."
This throat speaks loud and clear!
After hearing its words, several other organs seemed to want to express their own ideas, but no matter how hard they tried, they were unable to make any sound.
The appendix was twitching as if it had been electrocuted, the bladder was constantly throwing out fluid, and the tonsils were swollen like balls.
But no sound came out.
But why is this? Aren't we all made of meat?
Isn't the sound produced by the throat and the ability to speak smoothly essentially the same sound produced by two pieces of meat hitting each other?
At this moment, these organs understood what fate meant.
Since none of these organs could produce any sound, in the end, the throat successfully became the Emperor of Heaven.
However, the barrage that came at this time was very interesting.
"I don't understand. Shouldn't the brain be the emperor? Why let the throat, which can only speak, be the emperor?"
"Is the person upstairs still a child?"
"This is the reality. The one who can make a sound is the boss. As for the real brain..."
"Ahem, it's time to change the subject."
Ignoring the barrage of comments in the subconscious live broadcast room, the refrigerator stood there, not knowing what to do.
The main thing is that the male protagonist’s current appearance is really not very male protagonist.
After all, among all the novels, movies, TV dramas, and literary scripts in the world, there has never been a male protagonist who was a throat connected to vocal cords.
Don’t choose the wrong protagonist!
It’s mainly the throat, commonly known as yellow throat. Basically, you can find this delicious ingredient in any hot pot restaurant...
The male lead in your drama sells a pound of food in a hot pot restaurant for 25 yuan. This is really cheap.
But it is obvious that the plot is determined to develop in this way. After confirming the male protagonist, the screen in the subconscious live broadcast room slowly dimmed, and it was obvious that it was going to switch to the next scene.
At this moment, the eyes of the employees of the Salvation Organization all lit up!
"This scene is over, hurry up and adjust the image quality!"
“Adjust the image quality to medium smooth!”
Because the first act of this drama has many big scenes like "the creation of the world" and "the transformation of all things". If the picture quality is turned up to full, it will be very brain-burning.
However, the plot becomes relatively dull afterwards, so the image quality can naturally be adjusted back down.
So when the live broadcast room slowly lit up again, what appeared in the camera was a completely different world from before.
The entire world, all things, and nature look much clearer.
Of course, there are more intuitive ways than this.
The four organs in front of him have completely transformed into human form.
One of the men, whose face looked a bit like a bladder, clasped his fists towards the refrigerator.
"I am Taoist Xihua!"
There was also a stumbling man with a pig kidney face who also bowed.
"I am Taoist Lan Yue!"
There was also a man with two heads who also cupped his hands and said in two voices:
"I am Taoist Bian Tao!"
The refrigerator turned around and looked at the most handsome one among them, the man transformed from the throat, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He really looks exactly like the male protagonist in the drama!
The handsome face, flowing long hair, and very Zen-like and ethereal clothing, against the backdrop of two ugly men and a two-headed man, made her look even more beautiful than ever before.
"Emperor of Heaven, wait for the sharp voice!"
"Uh uh, it's really handsome, but..."
"Is it cool? Yes, it is! This is the most outrageous dream!"
"I just can't get over the fact that this man was made from a pipe."
"Let me tell you about my idol, his true form that makes my eyes go dark..."
"Hurry up and take out my own throat and call me husband (going crazy)"
The man's expression was intimidating without him being angry, and he slowly walked towards the refrigerator.
"And you, my fairy queen, your name is..."
At this point, the male protagonist suddenly froze and looked a little embarrassed.
"Young lady, I haven't asked for your name yet."
The refrigerator did not notice the awkwardness of this moment, but was very considerate and showed the name of the heroine in this world.
『Songxia Fairy』
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