Chapter 42-41° Does Fairy Sister Need to Be Freezed? (8)
However, this confusion did not last for a few minutes, and the faces of the two dogs were illuminated.
The coldness stuck in the messenger's buttocks was gradually replaced by burning heat!
What's even more outrageous is that the thing actually started to glow!
That light can be seen clearly even from dozens of meters away!
Two patrolling soldiers not far away cried out in surprise when they saw the messenger's butt glowing!
"Fuck you, Firefly!"
The two soldiers were so frightened that they collapsed on the ground. It took them a long time to muster up the courage and go over to check tremblingly. Only then did they find that it was the envoy from Dong Ling!
"I heard that there are eight million monsters in Dongling, but I always thought it was fake. I didn't expect that the messenger who came this time is one of them!"
"A firefly transformed into a monster in human form! Awesome!"
The messenger squatting on the ground put on a mask of pain and stretched out his hand to ask the two soldiers for help, but before he could say anything, the two men bowed respectfully to the "firefly spirit" and then ran away.
Dongling Envoy: ...
On the other side, in the small village where the funeral was held.
Upon hearing that an extremely horrific incident of quick-freezing of corpses had occurred in the village, the village chief hurried over on crutches to check it out.
Perhaps the old village chief was a little slow. When he arrived near Grandpa Murong's house with his crutches, he suddenly smelled a fragrance.
It's a scent similar to barbecue.
The old village chief quickened his pace and arrived at the scene, only then did he see a scene that made his eyes go dark -
His brother Murong, who was unfortunately killed by a bear, actually glowed with a roasted glow all over his body, and along with a burst of fragrant aroma, thick smoke began to rise...
The old village chief’s eyes went dark and he almost fell down!
But he soon cheered up, picked up the crutches in his hand, sprinted and flashed, and suddenly rushed to the family member's side!
"You are a bunch of unworthy descendants!"
"I actually roasted your old man!"
The old village chief's eyes turned red, and he waved the cane in his hand vigorously. He aimed at the heads and hit the children of Uncle Suanrong one by one, causing them to bleed!
"Ouch! Village Chief! Misunderstanding!"
"It wasn't us who did it! The old man knew them himself, it has nothing to do with us!"
The descendants of Murong family were beaten so hard that they cried out in agony.
When the old village chief heard this, he became even angrier.
"You are kidding me! The smell here is so good, it must be you who added the seasoning!" The old village chief spat, "Maybe the Zibo pancakes are ready!"
This time, Mr. Murong's family members have to take the blame for Fairy Fenfang.
Looking at the mess in the underworld, Hou Lisheng felt that his vocal cords were about to become inflamed.
He invited Taoist Priest Sun and Fairy Fragrance to help, but looking at the current results, it is even worse than before!
However, he didn't dare to vent his anger on the two of them. He could only vent his anger on the things on the table, smashing the bottles and jars all over the floor.
After venting his anger, he looked at the ministers who were keeping their heads down and silent, "Does anyone have any ideas?"
After a moment of silence.
The Mother of Life came out, twisting her snake tail.
"Your Highness, there is no need to be so angry. I can give it a try, but I cannot guarantee success."
Just as the Virgin of Life opened her mouth, Hou Lisheng's eyes lit up.
Since the birth of mankind, the Mother of Life has acquired a great deal of merit. Her energy is unfathomable, and perhaps she can really solve the current situation.
"Don't worry, just speak quickly!"
The Mother of Life hesitated.
"There is a rule of governing the world called governing by doing nothing and letting nature take its course."
"I can give these meats life and let them find their own way out of trouble."
"After all, meat also lived before becoming meat."
The power of the Mother of Life is the power of life. She can give life to objects at will, but this is also limited.
It has to be said that restoring life to the meat of the whole world is a huge project, even the mother of mankind cannot do it, so she can only give it 5 minutes of life.
“…Alright.”
Hou Lisheng had a bad feeling and felt that this method was also a risk, but he had no choice.
"Then please the Virgin Mary!"
The Mother of Life nodded, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and imparted her own laws.
"Let all the meat in the world be given a moment of life!"
Suddenly, a vigorous vitality emanated from the sky to the ground, like a spring breeze blowing across the earth.
…
Zhang the butcher’s stall.
After this weird thing happened, Zhang Tuhu decided to change his career for a day, from a butcher to a braised meat chef.
He believed that he had a talent for this, and his ingredients just now were glowing! They were glowing ingredients!
He picked up the fire hook, hooked up a piece of meat, cut it with a knife, then took out the bowl and put it in the sauce. A portion of braised meat was ready. Of course, as a novice, he planned to ask his neighbors to taste the braised meat first.
So he knocked on the door of the lady next door.
"Aunt Xu, I've brought you some meat. Come and taste it to see if it tastes good. If it tastes good, I'll set a higher price."
Knock, knock, knock. He knocked on the door.
"...Aunt Xu is hard of hearing, maybe she didn't hear me knocking on the door, how about I knock harder?" Butcher Zhang said to himself.
However, when he wanted to knock on the door again, a terrifying scene appeared!
A piece of meat suddenly stretched out from the bowl in his hand!
Half of the meat was still hanging in the soup bowl, and the other half stretched out like a snake, approached the wooden door, and started knocking on it!
Butcher Zhang: ...
The lady inside still didn't open the door.
"Stop knocking. It's probably not hard of hearing." The piece of meat suddenly spoke.
"I bet the old lady died in there."
Butcher Zhang: ...
…
On the other hand, although it seemed that the young master Ximen might not be in good condition, he was still sent to the clinic.
This clinic was relatively large and looked quite serious. After Master Ximen was sent in, the doctor inside drove all the onlookers out with a serious look on his face.
The constables also came and stood on the left and right of the young lady from the Pan family. They were just trying to prevent her from escaping, but they did not pin her to the ground roughly.
Firstly, she is a grown-up girl after all. Secondly, to say that she intentionally harmed others... is indeed unfair.
Moreover, the young lady of the Pan family now looks very pitiful, with her hands clasped together, constantly praying to the gods for protection, hoping that young Master Ximen will survive.
God bless you...please bless you!
She believed that if she prayed so devoutly, a miracle would definitely happen!
Suddenly, there was a commotion in the clinic. A servant rushed out with an excited look on his face!
He ran out, shouting:
"Alive! Alive!"
"Oh my god, it's really alive!"
"This is impossible, the brain was almost cooked just now!"
"That's right, didn't the ancients feel something was wrong? If it came back to life, it must be a monster, right?"
Perhaps some people did think so, but the young lady from the Pan family had only ecstasy on her face.
Alive?
Alive!
Does that mean that she doesn't have to be locked up in prison anymore?
At this time, the three concubines of Master Ximen who were guarding outside the door rushed forward and began to anxiously question the servant who came out to report the news.
"How is my husband?"
"He's actually alive? Oh my god, I have to kowtow to you!"
"The miracle doctor has reborn!"
But the servant paused and showed a strange expression.
"Who told you that we saved Master Ximen?"
"Looking at his condition, his brain is all shaky and it's a pipe dream to save him!"
After hearing these words, the expressions on the faces of Master Ximen's three concubines immediately froze.
"Didn't you just say you saved him?"
"Yes, I just heard it with my own ears!"
At this time, the servant took out a sausage. The length and thickness of this sausage made the young lady of the Pan family feel very familiar...
And there was a suspicious liquid that looked like tofu pudding on it...
The servant threw the pure meat sausage on the ground, and the sausage actually started twisting on the ground!
"I mean, the intestines are alive."
…
A military camp somewhere in a frontier area.
The two patrolling soldiers continued to whisper.
"Oh my god, the fireflies are out?"
"What does this mean? Don't fireflies stay lit all night long?"
"Turn off the lights... maybe the female guests on the other side are not good-looking."
The conversation between the two men could not be heard by the Japanese envoy. His buttocks were covered with big blisters from the burns. But just now, he felt a comfortable feeling like a spring breeze coming down on his buttocks!
And the uncomfortable feeling disappeared instantly!
At this moment, the Japanese envoy was almost losing consciousness.
"What a gentle feeling! Has a goddess come to save me?" he thought in a daze.
Maybe it’s the constipated immortal among their 8 million gods who has arrived!
There is a legend among them that if you really cannot defecate, you can pray to the constipation fairy, then the constipation fairy will become a guiding lighthouse for the intestines and lead the poop out by itself.
The main feature is fully automatic and worry-free.
It feels exactly the same as it does now!
Just when the Japanese envoy was sighing that he was finally rescued, his expression suddenly froze.
Wait, this feeling... isn't right!
Behind him, the glowing poop that had gained new life just popped its head out and immediately looked into two pairs of eyes.
Two pairs of eyes belonging to vicious dogs.
Two pairs of vicious dog eyes drooling at it!
Dad: ...
Although its life span is only about 5 minutes, dad’s life is also life. It may be heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather, but it should never be eaten by a dog!
So what to do about this?
Of the thirty-six strategies, running away is the best!
Retreat to work!
So Papa shrank back.
The entire military camp once again remembered the miserable screams of the Japanese envoys...
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