Chapter 44-43° Does Fairy Sister Need to Be Freezed? (End)
"The transmission rate has been reduced to less than 10%"
"Start the plot self-destruct mode..."
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"According to the new plot, the carrier TV series will be downgraded to"
Refrigerator sales advertisement
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Recently, a refrigerator advertisement shot in the form of a short drama instantly became popular on online social platforms.
Originally, this was a refrigerator of a certain foreign brand. They wanted to put a Chinese advertisement in it, so they just found a cheap advertising filming organization to do it, but it didn't seem to have much hope.
However, this short-play advertisement became popular because of its extreme stupidity.
The name of this advertisement is "God said, let there be a refrigerator"
At the beginning of the short play, a cosmic scene appeared amidst a magnificent music, and then a refrigerator slowly emerged from the center of the universe.
I don’t know what kind of filter was used in the advertisement, but this refrigerator standing in the universe actually looks a bit kind.
At this moment, the camera turned and showed the world at that moment. It was in ancient times when there were no refrigerators, and the people at that time seemed to be living in dire straits.
A butcher looked at the meat he had not sold and couldn't help shaking his head and sighing.
A young lady brought a basin of sausages she had made herself and laboriously hung them outside the house to dry.
An envoy from Japan brought spoiled natto, which caused painful diarrhea after eating it.
An old man stewed bear paws, but ate all of them for fear that they would go bad. He ate too much and died, and a funeral was held as a result.
"How much inconvenience it would bring to life without a refrigerator!" A righteous male voice sounded, and a man in ancient costume appeared next to the refrigerator. This man's face was exactly the same as Hou Lisheng's!
"As the Emperor of Heaven, I order refrigerators to come to the human world and keep every piece of meat refrigerated for the benefit of mankind!"
After saying this, the man in ancient costume turned into a ray of light and flew away, while the refrigerator standing on the clouds dived down and fell into the earth!
A flash of white light passed by, and refrigerators became popular in ancient times!
Next to the butcher's meat stall stood a huge double-door refrigerator. After selling his meat all day, the butcher looked at the remaining meat on the stall, smiled, and put all the meat into the refrigerator.
"Now that I have a refrigerator, nothing will happen to my meat anymore!"
In ancient times, in the boudoir of a young woman in ancient costume, there was a similar double-door refrigerator. In the middle of the night, a handsome young man sneaked in through the window. The two smiled at each other under the moon, and the woman took out a plate of sausages from the refrigerator.
And the handsome young man also smiled at the camera after taking a bite of the sausage.
"Now that I have a refrigerator, meat will never hurt me again!"
The camera turns again and we arrive at the military camp!
The Dongling envoy, with a wretched look on his face, opened the refrigerator and took out a plate of natto. After taking a bite, he showed an expression of extreme enjoyment and shouted, "It's getting exciting!" Then he ran into the toilet!
After a crackling sound, the whole toilet suddenly emitted a dazzling golden light!
And the slogan also sounded at the right time.
"Food frozen in the refrigerator will make your stool glow after eating it!"
The scene changed and they came to Mr. Murong's house! It was still the same mourning hall, and there were still a bunch of filial sons and grandsons crying!
But after crying for a while, Aunt Murong wiped her tears with a handkerchief, walked to the refrigerator next to the coffin, and brought out a plate of bear paws.
"Everyone, are you tired of crying? This is the bear paw that made my old man die of overeating. Do you want to try it?"
At this time, the crying guests picked up chopsticks and spoons, scooped a spoonful and put it in their mouths, and then showed expressions of extreme enjoyment.
"It smells so good! It's as fresh as it was seven days ago!"
Afterwards, all members of the Murong family put down their spoons, turned towards the camera with a proper smile, and said the advertising slogan in unison!
"Use a refrigerator to keep food fresh for 7 days!"
Then he smiled with all eight teeth showing.
The screen ends.
Everyone who has seen this ad: ...
The expressions on their faces were all surprisingly consistent, complex and tangled.
"Oh my god, does Party A agree to this advertisement?"
"What kind of Baocai advertisement is this? Party A really got lucky."
"I just felt a black screen before my eyes, and then I was blown away by this stupid advertisement."
"Why does that immortal look familiar? I remember he was the male lead in a fairy tale drama. His name was Hou something?"
"Did the person above remember it wrongly?"
"Can a toilet needle glow? Anyone who has used it before come over and explain it to me?"
Even the refrigerator company came to claim the ad, saying that it was an advertisement they shot a long time ago, so long ago that there was no record of it, but the creativity was still extremely explosive in modern times.
After being popular on the Internet for about a week, this refrigerator advertisement became obsolete again, just like other short-lived popular short videos.
But the impact it brings is definitely more than that.
For example, the number of visitors to many marriage-seeking scenic spots has gradually decreased, and conversations like this can often be heard outside the scenic spots.
"Eh? Marriage Temple, do you want to go in and pray for good luck in love?"
"Why are you praying to the marriage temple? I think it's better to get some money and have a big meal to pray to the internal organs."
"You can take the money you paid for the marriage talisman to a foot massage parlor and have a professional massage your feet. I heard it's good for the kidneys."
"Zundujiudu? Take me with you!"
"become!"
On various online platforms, many hosts who broadcast live about marriage have all found that their playback volume has dropped. Seeing that they are earning fewer and fewer gifts, they have switched careers and turned to food broadcasting.
"My dears, let me show you a chilled watermelon. It's freshly taken out of the refrigerator. It's so sweet, sweeter than first love!"
"I heard on the Internet that if you eat natto fresh from the refrigerator, you can poop until the toilet bowl glows. Let's challenge it today. We are playing with the real thing!"
"I'm going to show you guys how to eat a piece of sheep's tail fat! Let me tell you in advance that we don't waste food. What we can't eat, I'll put in the refrigerator for the next meal. I just bought a new refrigerator, the same model as the one in the previous advertisement!"
It has to be said that this group of anchors who changed their careers seemed to have found the code for traffic, and also discovered that, since some time ago, this group of viewers who only liked love topics have also begun to "fall in love with other topics" and gradually began to like topics other than first love.
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In the salvation organization.
"Report to the team leader, this is our latest statistics."
"After experiencing this world, the number of searches on the Internet related to love fortune-telling has dropped by about 10%."
"Many folk attractions with marriage themes, such as the Marriage Temple, the Three Lives Stone, and the Yue Lao Temple, have announced that they have entered the off-season and started selling half-price tickets."
"There are also fewer scams related to this on the Internet."
After hearing this report, almost everyone looked relieved.
Great, their efforts paid off.
The atmosphere in the entire conference room suddenly relaxed, and some members began to talk and laugh.
"But in the past few worlds, this adapted refrigerator advertisement seems to be the one with the most broadcasts."
This is indeed true. If you open the hot searches on the video list, this refrigerator advertisement is still ranked around 10th.
At this time, the team leader knocked on the table and said, "Without further delay, let me tell you about our next script."
"Our next script should be a mystery horror story, and it tells a story about life after marriage. By the way, refrigerator, do you plan to go directly to the new copy, or do you want to go to the vacation script again?"
Everyone turned their eyes to the refrigerator standing in the corner of the conference room, but the refrigerator did not show any reaction. However, the Xiao Ai speaker installed inside it made a ding-dong sound.
"You have one unread email."
Unread emails?
Everyone was stunned. How could the voice assistant on the refrigerator receive emails? You know, all emails of the entire salvation organization are received by the computer on the team leader's desk.
"Student Xiao Ai, read it." The team leader ordered.
"receive."
"Dear user, I am the product manager of ￥$%# refrigerator. We recently detected that your refrigerator has damaged parts. When the maintenance personnel we sent came back, they reported that multiple people in your company use one refrigerator, so we made adjustments."
"First, the refrigerator transformation function. If there are too many people who need to use the refrigerator, you can voluntarily turn your employees into refrigerators to solve the urgent problem."
"Second, the refrigerator skin function. You can change the appearance of the refrigerator at will according to your own preferences. The skin "Blackened Magic Fairy" is currently unlocked."
"Thank you for your use, goodbye."
After the last sentence, the speaker stopped making any sound, and everyone in the organization was stunned, and it took them a while to find their own voice.
"Did the email just now say... that employees can be turned into refrigerators?"
The leader of the salvation organization stretched out his fingers to pick his ears, fearing that he had heard it wrongly.
"It seems so!"
"How about...let's give it a try?"
It must be said that being able to transform into a refrigerator is really exciting. The team leader walked to the refrigerator, tried to operate it, and then -
In the entire conference room, the more than 30 employees who were originally in the meeting were suddenly replaced by 30 refrigerators!
Refrigerators of various shapes stood next to the table, standing quietly and making slight mechanical sounds.
The transformation time was set by the team leader to 30 minutes, so they had half an hour to quietly experience the feeling of becoming a refrigerator!
This is really——
So wonderfully spicy!
All team members felt a kind of calmness emanating from their hearts; all restlessness disappeared, and they only felt that everything was beautiful.
until--
The door of the conference room was opened unexpectedly.
"Hey, I found a refrigerator storage warehouse, it's full of refrigerators and no one is there! We can bring takeout here for lunch!"
Two unfamiliar employees who looked like interns walked in, each carrying a bowl of snail noodles.
The two girls were interns, responsible only for tasks such as printing documents and collecting statistical data. They had not yet been exposed to the company's core secrets. They didn't even know all of their colleagues and were not invited to attend this meeting.
They ordered snail noodles for lunch, and in order not to disturb other colleagues' meals, the two of them decided to find an empty room to eat alone.
"Why did our company buy so many refrigerators? And they are not properly stored."
One of the tall girls walked to the side of the team leader's seat, pushed the short and fat refrigerator to the side, and sat directly on the team leader's seat.
"Who knows? It feels weird."
The short girl walked to the side, pushed open a pink refrigerator, and sat down.
The entire meeting was empty, without a single person, but she always had a feeling that she was being stared at by many people——
It feels a bit uncomfortable.
However, with the steaming hot snail noodles in front of them, these two interns who had just graduated from school stopped thinking about eating and started taking out their phones to look for TV dramas to watch while eating.
"Let's watch this web series. Even though it's not on TV, it's super popular recently!"
"That's right. The company always asks us to count the TV series on TV, but now everyone is watching them online."
"By the way, what drama did you pick? Shall we watch it together?"
"The most popular drama recently is called "The Legend of the Ladies: Foreign Love". Have you seen it?"
The tall girl turned her phone sideways, clicked the play button, and while slurping noodles, she introduced the content of the web drama to her friends.
"It tells the story of how the cultural relics of our China in the Sunset Museum were affected by the blood moon. They all woke up and wanted to escape from the museum."
The short girl nodded: "And then? Did you escape successfully?"
"No, because there is a lady in the painting who fell in love with the son of the museum owner, so for love——"
“I just reported all the other cultural relics that escaped.”
She didn’t know if it was an illusion, but after the girl finished telling this story, she seemed to hear the sounds from all the refrigerators running inside become a little louder.
Maybe it's an illusion.
"So this is considered a failed escape, right? Do the netizens who followed the drama feel sorry for it?"
"No, everyone says this is a beautiful love..."
The two girls finished their snail noodles while sitting at the conference table in front of all the refrigerators, talking and laughing. Then they threw away the garbage, opened the window to let the smell out, and finally went back to their workstations while talking and laughing.
Just as they closed the door, 30 minutes had passed and the conference room, which was previously full of refrigerators, was full of people again.
But all was silent.
At this moment, their silence is deafening.
The leader of the salvation organization, who was standing in the main seat, took a piece of toilet paper, wiped the oil from the snail noodles on the table, and then accurately threw the toilet paper into the trash can.
"Everyone, I changed my mind."
The team leader's voice was quiet, without any emotion.
"Next, how about we live broadcast this "Portraits of Ladies: Foreign Love"?"
“Who’s for and who’s against?”
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