Chapter 51-50° Do overseas cultural relics need to go home? (7)
This is the first time it has watched humans fight.
However, this is not quite accurate. After all, in this internal melee, in addition to men and women, there are also humanoid creatures with strange genders such as armed helicopters and shopping bags.
And the refrigerator is undoubtedly very kind, so even if this group of people are trying to prevent them from escaping, the refrigerator doesn't want them to continue fighting.
Why do we have to fight?
How nice it would be if everyone lived in harmony?
But this time, the refrigerator did not look like a human in the eyes of others, so no one tried to stop the fight and they could only worry silently.
The scene now is extremely chaotic.
A bald, muscular black man with an Adam's apple, wearing a women's uniform, grabbed the inspector by the collar and asked loudly:
"You look down on my gender!"
The inspector waved his hands quickly: "No, in my eyes all genders are equal!"
Now the inspector has learned his lesson and will never dare to say that one gender is superior to the other.
But he didn't expect that as soon as he finished speaking, the burly man raised his fist as big as a casserole and hit him directly!
"Since you don't discriminate against my gender, then you must be discriminating against my race!"
"We black people deserve respect too!"
The inspector who got punched:?
When did he say he was discriminated against?
It’s unfair!
On the other side, seeing that the people he brought in started to quarrel among themselves, Rashed started to mediate. To be honest, with his burly figure, he could be said to be like a fish in water in such a melee. However, he usually offended too many people, and many people took the opportunity to fish in troubled waters and take advantage of him.
So it was a very embarrassing moment.
Our hero, the noble Sir, wisely stepped aside, but raised his voice to condemn those who were fighting.
"Stop fighting."
"Fighting like this won't solve the problem."
"The fights between nobles are not like those between you barbarians. We all throw our gloves first, and then ask the referee to come and watch the duel..."
"Is the male protagonist fanning the flames?!"
"Oh my goodness, the duel has come out?"
"We are just fighting, but the rules you set for the duel are deadly!"
"You two, those two cauldrons that are madly rushing towards the door, are kind of mysteriously cute..."
That's right, this fight had its good and bad sides. The bad news made these humans fight each other, but the good news was that these disguised cultural relics took advantage of the chaos to escape to the next venue.
But there are always some who don't run fast.
There was really no place for a large blue and white vase to hide, so he could only hide behind the curtains tremblingly, secretly peeking out from the edge and observing in the dark from behind.
Its painting style could not be integrated into Egyptian cultural relics, and its texture was fragile, and it did not dare to run too fast, so it was caught in a dilemma.
But as luck would have it, one of the detectives who was beating someone up suddenly made eye contact with the vase that was peeking out from behind the curtains!
Vase:Σ(°△°|||)︴
The vase was startled and quickly retracted its body!
"What's that behind the curtain?" The agent's eyes lit up. "It looks like a baseball bat. Great! I found a suitable weapon!"
It’s true, at first glance, the shape of this vase does look somewhat similar to a baseball bat.
The curtains were drawn, revealing a huge human shadow cast on the vase, and the vase shrank timidly into the corner, with no way to retreat!
The next moment, the agent who was hit in the fight picked up the vase's slender neck and weighed it in his hand.
"What? It's not a baseball bat... But it doesn't matter. You can use it for now."
vase:……
Vase: (makes indescribable crazy woodchuck screams that humans can't hear)
It's been lifted up! It's been lifted up like a baseball bat! It's about to smash into someone else's head!
Aaaaahhh!!
The high-pitched scream startled the refrigerator, and it turned around and saw this scene that made it scared to death!
Refrigerator: !!
Although the situation is very urgent now, a refrigerator is a refrigerator after all, and it is still very "cold" and quiet!
So in this swift and unpredictable situation, the refrigerator used the fastest speed to lift the blue and white porcelain vase held in the air.
It turned into a refrigerator!
The vigorous agent who was wielding Tsinghua Ciping as if it were a baseball bat was just about to kill everyone when he suddenly felt a heaviness in his hand as a huge force pressed down upon him!
Snap!
A refrigerator painted with blue and white patterns fell heavily on the agent with the force of a mountain!
And that click sound meant that the agent might need to make an appointment at the orthopedic department afterwards.
She turned into a vase in the refrigerator, standing blankly on the agent's body. She felt the softness under her body and immediately burst into tears!
Who among my family members understands?!
Originally a porcelain vase, it was always smashed by others, but I never thought that one day it would be able to crush a person!
This, this, this...Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, don't underestimate the fragile porcelain vase!
When realizing this moment, the background music of the entire blue and white refrigerator became passionate and surging!
However, because of this "click", those who were fighting stopped what they were doing, turned their heads to look at the agent under the refrigerator, and then showed a sympathetic expression.
"How did this person get hurt?"
"I didn't notice, but it looks like he bumped into the refrigerator by accident, right?"
"He actually broke his bones by hitting a refrigerator. How did he get hired as an agent?"
"I don't know, maybe it has something to do with my family."
Seeing that the dispute had stopped, our protagonist Curtis Norinbrenner seized the opportunity and pointed to the next exhibition hall:
"There is no time to lose, let's hurry up and search for clues!"
Then he took the opportunity to run in.
The curator's eyes darkened, he put down the feather fan in his hand, and followed.
So far, everything has developed according to his plan.
As a statue of Prime Minister Zhuge Liang, on this rare night of the blood moon, the other cultural relics trusted it enough, so the power supply in it enabled him to temporarily transform into a human form and impersonate the curator in order to be able to cooperate with the outside forces.
He was now very confident that the dozen minutes of chaos were enough time for the experienced cultural relics to hide.
In the next exhibition hall, those cultural relics will surely be hidden even...deeper?
Huh?
As soon as I stepped into the new exhibition hall, I was almost pissed off by the statue of Zhuge Wenren, who was dressed as a curator.
Because as soon as you see it, you will see a certain cultural relic, appearing right in the middle of the exhibition hall!
This immediately made him reveal an expression of disappointment.
What a low-level mistake! A piece of Hanfu was worn on the statue in the center of the exhibition hall, extremely conspicuous!
Hanfu: ...
It doesn't want to!
In fact, this pavilion has a toilet. It only needs to hide in the toilet, fold itself up and stuff itself into a pile of folded rags to become perfectly invisible!
But!
But as soon as it entered the exhibition hall, it saw the statue of a naked woman in the center of the exhibition hall!
The goddess of beauty, carved from pure white marble, holds a golden apple in her hand, revealing her beautiful body curves perfectly. It is a standard Western art relic.
In the eyes of Western artists: the beauty of the human body!
But in the eyes of Hanfu: it is immoral!
So as a piece of clothing, Hanfu completely lost control of itself and fell directly on the statue, covering all the key areas tightly!
Goddess of Beauty: ...
The audience in the subconscious live broadcast room: …
"I advise you not to meddle in this Hanfu!"
"This beautiful statue, you must be brave and be yourself, please let me take another look at it!"
"Is this what I call lust? I am not lustful, I am passionate about art!"
But perhaps because of the "darkness under the lamp" effect, this Hanfu was not discovered at all when surrounded and searched by dozens of agents!
This tense scene made everyone hold their breath!
Fortunately, perhaps because the goddess of beauty has a model-level figure, this oriental-style Hanfu looks particularly natural on her!
So it was not discovered during the search.
Of course, a few agents also found something strange.
"There's something wrong with this statue!"
"Why is this statue rolling its eyes at us?"
"Who knows, maybe this is called art." Apart from this, the two did not find anything else unreasonable. They even tidied up the Hanfu draped over the statue and wrapped it up before searching for the next cultural relic.
This action made the celestial statue roll its eyes even more!
The two rookie agents continued to search for the next cultural relic.
These cultural relics are an oil painting, and a very famous one at that. The painting depicts a scene in a farmland, with some women bending over and picking ears of wheat.
However, among these working women, there were three less skilled ones.
"Am I remembering it wrong? Why do I remember that there aren't so many people in this painting?"
"Why do these three women have oriental faces? Did they have foreign friends at that time?"
"And what he carried wasn't a basket, but a vase... That's a bit strange."
Hearing the people outside the painting talking, the three figures who were crowded in the painting picking up wheat ears suddenly became nervous and stiff.
Fortunately, the two of them looked carefully and really couldn't see anything, so they just went to the next cultural relic in a hurry.
The next artifact cannot be described as a single piece, but rather a group.
They are all lifelike male statues, and... well, they all look like they don't wear clothes properly.
So among the statues of shirtless men, the Arhat statue looks very awkward.
It's like a southerner entering a northern bathroom for the first time.
It tugged at its robes in embarrassment.
Should I take it off... or not?
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