Chapter 54-54° Do overseas cultural relics need to go home? (End)
But it was enough to wake up everyone here.
"Run! Hurry up, ahhhh!"
"Where's the fire extinguisher? Where's the fire extinguisher!"
An agent walked directly to the corner of the room, opened the fire extinguisher box, and then with a confused look on his face... took out a blue and white porcelain vase.
This is not the blue and white porcelain vase that was previously mistaken for a baseball bat.
But the two bottles are clearly a pair.
Blue and White Porcelain Vase: (Lets out a high-pitched scream of terror, much like a fire alarm.)
"This museum's fire prevention is not good!"
"If it were us, we would have to suspend business for at least one or two months!"
"This fire extinguisher doesn't have a pressure gauge."
In just a few seconds, the lady wiped her tears and subconsciously ran in the direction of the enemy, successfully luring the enemy to the base camp.
"Oh, she's such a jerk, isn't she?"
Curtis covered his forehead with his hands: "She put all of us in danger!"
The next moment, the door that several agents had been holding tightly with their shoulders was punched by the marble statue, leaving a hole in it!
Immediately afterwards, a large group of snow-white marble statues of gods rushed in like a group of bandits!
Not only that, they all had something in their hands, and looking at their excited expressions, they looked like they were looking for trouble.
The gate was breached, and Lady Shitu ran over crying, wanting to throw herself into Curtis' arms, but he pushed her away mercilessly.
The goddess who had been chasing the lady with a wooden stick and wanted to beat her, saw her get into the man's arms, snorted coldly, and was about to leave.
However, when she saw Curtis pushing the painting of the lady away, she froze in place, and then took a breath.
"…Well, that woman cried so sadly, there was some reason for that."
After saying that, she raised the stick in her hand again and smashed it down hard!
Of course, this time the target is our male protagonist, Curtis!
But I have to say that our male protagonist still has a halo around him.
Curtis yelled and pulled the stunned Lashe in front of him to block the stick!
Rashed's head had already been smashed on one side, and this time the other side was also smashed. Suddenly, symmetrical bumps appeared on both sides of his head. He stretched out his hands to cover the two bumps, and fell down with his eyes rolled back.
The male protagonist also took advantage of this opportunity to hide under the table!
At this time, the remaining goddesses also noticed the situation here, and rushed over with sticks, surrounding the table. Every time our hero Curtis showed his head, they would hit him back with sticks like playing whack-a-mole!
In a few seconds, his handsome face swelled up like a pig's head.
And he dared not show his head at all.
But it was not okay to shrink like this, because it was obvious that when the goddesses saw that Curtis didn't dare to show his head, they became furious and started holding sticks to try to smash the table.
Just when Curtis was at a loss, suddenly! He and Shuangyang Ding, who was also hiding under the table, trembling with black lines on his head, looked at each other!
The water from the Shuangyang Ding was gushing out too slowly, and the other pottery Ding had already escaped. Only it was still moving slowly. There was really no other way, so it could only hide under the table temporarily.
When Curtis saw the double-ram tripod, his eyes lit up instantly!
What kind of tripod is this?
In his eyes, this is the most perfect snail shell!
So Curtis hurriedly crawled over, trying to lift up the tripod and get himself inside.
But Shuangyangding said.
Not really.
So the next scene is that Curtis wants to get into the cauldron, but the cauldron won’t let him get into it. Curtis insists on getting into the cauldron, but the cauldron won’t let him get into it.
While they were playing Diamond Game over here, on the other side, those male gods who came to join in the fun and fight were fighting with the agents and bodyguards!
A certain male god with long flowing hair picked up the trident in his hand and directly poked down the underwear of a fleeing agent!
There were also several gods holding spears and shields, who chased the agents like they were hunting, making them cry for their parents.
Even the statue of Zhuge Wenren disguised as the curator was hit on the head by an arrow from Apollo. Although the damage was almost negligible to it as it was made of the same stone, the situation was urgent. While holding the arrow on its head, it frantically asked other cultural relics to evacuate.
At this time, we didn't even install the refrigerator. We opened the door and shook out all the drinks we used as disguises. Then we let the old, young, sick, and weak... I mean the more fragile ancient paintings, murals, porcelain, etc. come in first. A few seals made of the same stone material also tried to sneak into the refrigerator, but they were discovered by the refrigerator and driven out.
"Help! This scene looks like the Titanic survivors getting on a lifeboat..."
"This is so immersive. Let me see if there is a gentleman in a tuxedo playing the violin next to me?"
"There's no one playing the violin, but I don't know if the work done by the two guys playing with the dice under the table counts."
That’s right, Curtis, who was under the table, still wanted to get into the tripod, but the next second, the tripod that he couldn’t pry open suddenly revealed a crack!
Curtis was overjoyed!
He just wanted to get in to avoid the stick, but he found that the gap was getting bigger and bigger, and in the end the tripod was actually lifted up!
Several stone statues put the tripod on the cart. They wanted to put a few more scrolls of calligraphy and paintings in it, but they felt a little embarrassed when they saw Curtis holding the tripod tightly.
"…It's too late. If he wants to follow, then let him follow!"
The refrigerator turned its wheels flexibly and bypassed the person lying on the ground. This person looked like the inspector, but the refrigerator didn't dare to confirm it because his uniform pants had been torn off by the statue of the male god and put on his head.
At this moment, his entire head was stuffed into his trouser legs and he could not see anything outside.
The remaining thugs also had their clothes nailed to the wall by the arrows of Apollo, the sun god, like they were hung on a poster and were completely unable to move.
While rushing to the entrance of the exhibition hall, the refrigerator was not idle either. It not only looted the escaped Oriental cultural relics, but also took away other cultural relics that could be taken away from the exhibition hall.
This is a godsend opportunity, why don't you take it away quickly?
So Curtis, who had finally made it into the cauldron, just took a breath when his eyes went dark. Several looted cultural relics from other countries were put directly into the cauldron, or in other words, directly pressed on him.
He was about to shout, but when he looked up, he met the cold eyes of the Anubis statue pressing on him, as if it would bite his neck fiercely in the next moment.
Curtis: ...
He is an elegant noble gentleman and would not argue with a dog!
So he immediately retracted his little thoughts and sat obediently in the tripod, like a well-behaved baby sitting in a stroller, without saying a word.
He was dragged out of the museum without a word.
In this way, the cultural treasures from all over the world that had been imprisoned in the museum for many years finally bathed in the long-lost moonlight.
The ghost moon is bright red, quietly watching human civilization. At this moment, everything is quiet and silent.
The bright red moonlight shone on these crystals of human civilization, causing a faint red light to appear on these cultural relics, and then they floated up.
The refrigerator also floated up, and when it was 10 centimeters above the ground, it finally realized the problem. It opened its refrigerator door, released the calligraphy and paintings inside, and then fell back to the ground with a plop.
refrigerator:……
Why does it feel like I have failed in my attempt to become an immortal?
Gradually, these cultural relics floating in the air became transparent, and finally disappeared...turned into red rays of light, like meteors, flying back to where they came from.
Curtis, who was originally sitting in the tripod, fell to the ground with a thud. He rubbed his waist and found that all the cultural relics that were just full of it had disappeared.
No...it can't be said that they all disappeared.
He turned and looked at the entrance of the museum. The painting of the lady had returned to the form of a scroll and was scattered at the entrance of the museum.
…
Because a mushroom cloud rose above the museum earlier, which caused quite a stir, reporters who had noticed something was wrong came to the museum entrance early on, ready to take first-hand photos.
So on the second day's newspaper headlines, a huge photo appeared on page one.
At the entrance of the museum, a refrigerator was running away at a speed that left an afterimage, followed by a small cart with a confused Curtis sitting on it.
"Shocking! Museum exploded, rich boy escaped by riding a refrigerator!"
"The museum suffered heavy losses, many collections disappeared, leaving only Greek statues and a refrigerator!"
"In-depth analysis of the museum explosion: The security system hidden in the refrigerator played a great role!"
This became the most popular news in this country for a time, but in other countries thousands of miles away, this news was not even qualified to be on the hot search list.
Because extremely supernatural things are happening all over the world.
After a rare blood moon, many countries found that all their stolen cultural relics were returned!
However, every country is trying to suppress the news and remain silent on it.
Because they found that the cultural relics they brought back were highly consistent with the cultural relics stolen from the Sunset Country Museum!
Therefore, these things cannot be publicized, otherwise you will be branded as a thief of cultural relics, and the class will become unpleasant.
Even though Curtis Nolinblank, the actual person in charge of the museum, was uncharacteristically not interested in pursuing the matter, it was still better to be cautious.
Therefore, these countries are praying silently and thanking the unknown cultural relics thief from the bottom of their hearts.
That's right, they all agreed that it was done by a chivalrous and righteous cultural relic thief.
It’s just that this cultural relic thief… doesn’t seem to have read many books.
Some artifacts seem to be mixed up.
For example, the bronze tripod with two sheep in it did not return to its original place, but appeared in Egypt, thousands of miles away, and then attached to the pyramid, pretending to be the top of the pyramid...
In some European countries, the Cupid statues they lost and recovered were mixed with animal heads from several Eastern countries...
And in China's museums, there are now a few more exotic cultural relics.
In particular, a marble statue of a Western woman wearing an unearthed ancient Han costume was placed there out of place, with her eyes rolling up as if they were about to fly to the sky...
How did it know that it would be sent to the wrong place along with this dress!
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