Chapter 70-69° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (1)
"The transmission rate has been reduced to less than 10%"
"Start the plot self-destruct mode..."
"50%...75%...100%"
"According to the new plot, the carrier TV series will be downgraded to"
Refrigerator sales advertisement
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Recently, due to the popularity of a refrigerator advertisement on the Internet, all well-known bloggers on marriage topics and various official accounts have come out to criticize it.
Because this ad is indeed a bit outrageous.
The scene of this advertisement is a very common indoor scene. Many refrigerator advertisements have such backgrounds.
But the man inside was sitting on the sofa with a sad look on his face.
Then the scene changed and the camera was focused on the man's face. That face looked exactly like Lin Yu's. He had a distressed expression and spoke to the camera.
"After 7 years of marriage, I feel a little itchy. I am tired of being bothered by trivial matters!"
"I would rather socialize than go home and devote myself to work!"
Then, the man who looked like Lin Yu patted his thigh, sighed deeply, and seemed very sad.
At this time, a woman who looked very similar to Gu Shuangshuang before her plastic surgery, wearing a secretary outfit, walked over seductively.
"Boss, don't worry, I have a plan in mind!"
Immediately afterwards, several people dressed as white-collar workers pushed over a refrigerator. Gu Shuangshuang patted the refrigerator and continued singing with a smile.
"With this refrigerator, my wife doesn't have to do housework any more!"
"We can keep it fresh and freeze it, so you don't need a wife or mother anymore!"
After the song was finished, everyone stood up in front of the camera. Lin Yu stood in the center, with Gu Shuangshuang and Hai Xin next to him, as well as two agents, the dark web boss, the driver, and even the aunt next door.
They struck exaggerated poses as if they were performing an Ah Er national song and dance drama, and then danced around the refrigerator to the accompaniment of cheerful music!
Until the music ends.
And one second before the end of the picture, the camera gave another close-up of the refrigerator, and this was the real end of 0.
After watching this ad, the netizens were shocked: …
After a period of collective silence, a flood of messages appeared on the Internet!
"Who came up with this kind of shitty advertising slogan?"
"Good fellow, you have a refrigerator but forget your wife and mother? If you have the guts to fall into the water, save the refrigerator first!"
"Isn't this a bit of objectification of women? But this is the first time I've seen a refrigerator complimented like this..."
"It's hard to imagine that this thing, which includes marriage and love problems, cheating literature, workplace romance, and even a little bit of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law relationship, is actually a refrigerator advertisement."
"Okay, okay, you're shooting commercials like this, right?"
At this time, major official media also began to speak out.
The official account of a certain media university:
"Can a refrigerator replace a wife and mother? Weird advertising slogan sparks controversy!"
A marriage and love public account published:
"Can the 7-year itch be solved with a refrigerator? An in-depth analysis of the marriage relationship between an old couple"
The official website of a marriage mediation program states:
"The sorrow of a housewife: her status is not as good as a refrigerator?"
An account of a large gym chain:
"If you don't work hard, you can't even compare to a refrigerator! Housewives can keep in shape with these 6 methods!"
And a certain prefecture-level city official media that likes to stir up trouble:
"How many people were offended by this refrigerator advertisement?"
This topic fermented very quickly on the Internet, and the discussion was no longer about the refrigerator advertisement itself, but had extended to the issue of marriage relationships.
But that doesn't matter.
The commotion on the Internet had nothing to do with the salvation organization. They gathered together again to hold a meeting just to enter the next world.
"The next world will be difficult. Very difficult. It may even be the most difficult one yet."
The leader of the salvation organization had a serious expression.
"Because this is a palace drama."
Palace fighting dramas are different from other TV dramas. They portray human nature very vividly and are also very brain-burning.
Originally, I thought that Dian Leng was too inexperienced to get such a script and needed more experience.
But it was too late.
"This drama has become popular again because of the editing and re-creation of it by netizens."
The leader of the salvation organization took out his mobile phone and opened a pink video software. The homepage recommendations and hot lists were all clips and spoof dubbing videos of this palace fighting drama.
"Although the spread of the love brain virus has been reduced a lot in secondary creations, it still has a lot of views and a lot of people watching the video."
The team leader sighed.
"So the love brain virus in this drama has made a comeback, and there are more and more secondary creations. It's hard to say that this is not affected by the love brain virus."
There is precedent for this kind of thing.
There was once a handsome male actor who loved playing basketball. Somehow, a simple dance video of his became a love virus, causing countless female fans to scream and forward it, and the video's number of views exceeded 10 million.
But what is strange is that after seeing this video, many male fans started to create secondary works, and some even imitated the actor by wearing the same clothes, making this video completely popular!
After investigation by the staff of the Salvation Organization, it was found that the reason why those male fans who followed the trend made such actions was actually true love!
This only shows that the love brain virus is really terrible.
“Although this conversion ad caused quite a bit of controversy, the outcome of this campaign was very gratifying.”
The secretary in charge of statistics pushed up his glasses.
"According to our survey, from samples collected from all over the country, we found that among all couples who have been married for more than 7 years, the number of people who have been freed from the influence of the love brain virus has increased by 2%!"
Although it only increased by 2%, this number is still terrifying.
It can be said that it is very effective.
Without further ado, the team leader coughed and signaled the messy office to be quiet.
"Next, I will hand out the synopsis of this script, and everyone should read it carefully."
The organization's clerk summarized the plot and wrote it down on a piece of paper for everyone attending the meeting to review.
This time the story takes place in the palace, and the protagonist is a young emperor.
The heroine Bing Xiang'er is the sister of the mighty general Bing Qilin. In order to win over the Bing family, the emperor specially took his sister into the palace and promoted her to a noble concubine step by step.
Bing Xiang'er, the sister spoiled by the general, was extremely beautiful but had a very overbearing temper. Relying on her powerful brother, she acted arrogantly in the palace and bullied other concubines.
The emperor also disliked her character very much, but for the sake of General Bing, he endured it.
Later, when the time was ripe, the emperor found a reason to seize the Bing family's military power and exiled them thousands of miles away, and Bing Xiang'er was also sent to the cold palace.
But without Bing Xiang'er, the palace seemed to be wrong. The emperor was distracted for several months, and finally realized that he was actually deeply in love with Bing Xiang'er!
He stumbled to the cold palace and opened the simple broken wooden door. At this time, his beloved woman, Bing Xiang'er, wearing thin and tattered clothes, had already frozen to death on the bed in the cold palace...
Everyone who has read the script: …
There was a heart-warming feeling that everyone wanted to say something but couldn't express it.
It's just a feeling of slight pain.
Especially in the last few scenes of the play, in order to show the emperor's infatuation and regret, he was made to look crazy.
This includes but is not limited to holding on to the heroine's frozen body and asking all kinds of talented people to resurrect her.
He even hypnotized himself, insisting that the heroine was still alive and lived and ate with her...
After reading this, a female employee raised her hand with an embarrassed look on her face.
"Boss, are these hentai plots later caused by the love brain virus? Are the plots written by the love brain virus so explosive?"
The team leader shook his head.
"I'm not sure either. If these plots were written by a virus, it would be really scary."
"But if these plots were written by a human screenwriter...it would be even more terrifying."
Hearing him say this, everyone showed a constipated expression on their face.
If you think about it carefully, this is indeed the case.
It's hard not to doubt the screenwriter's mental state.
At this time, the team leader stood up from his seat, walked to the refrigerator and patted the refrigerator door.
"This script... contains a lot of palace fighting, jealousy, framing and being framed, etc... It's quite complicated, so I suggest you try to follow the script."
"This way you can avoid the danger to the greatest extent. If another concubine does something bad, I'm afraid you won't be able to escape."
All the other employees nodded in agreement.
This drama also deeply portrays the various fancy methods that concubines can use to compete for favor. It can be said that saffron contraceptive soup is flying everywhere, musk sachets are everywhere, each concubine has spies everywhere, and even their meetings are filled with tension.
The difficulty of survival is directly raised to hell.
Afterwards, after the assigned employee read the script to the refrigerator, although the refrigerator now looks no different from a normal refrigerator, its internal processing chip also realized the difficulty of this script.
There are too many concubines in the film, and there are so many different strategies and plots that I can’t even remember them all.
At this moment, the refrigerator sincerely hopes that it is not a refrigerator.
How great would it be if it were a learning machine?
This way it can be inserted with a memory card!
However, it took two days, after two employees took turns reading the script, for the refrigerator to finally memorize its contents.
So at 23:00 on this day, those viewers who were selected to participate in the subconscious live broadcast room fell into a deep sleep at this moment...
And the plot is about to begin.
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