Chapter 72-71° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (3)
After being helped to the throne by various forces, one of the important things he had to do after boarding the plane was to hold a beauty contest and select women to supplement his harem.
This time, the selection process is not just about beauty; the family background of the contestants and the support behind them are also very important reference factors.
For example, Bing Xiang'er, the only daughter and the only legitimate daughter of General Bing, has already been completely chosen.
However, this kind of thing cannot be revealed obviously, and the necessary procedures must still be followed.
One month before Suo Yu's audition, a sedan chair was carried in from the back door of the Bing family, carrying a refrigerator, and staggered to the palace.
The breeze blew the curtains of the sedan, revealing the refrigerator door inside.
"You're sending home appliances to the Emperor, right?"
"If this concubine is chosen, she will live directly in the imperial kitchen."
"I couldn't hold back when I saw there was a refrigerator inside the sedan, hahahaha..."
Along with the excited atmosphere in the subconscious live broadcast room, the refrigerator staggered into the palace and then stayed with the beautiful ladies.
A refrigerator appeared among a group of beauties in ancient costumes. It has to be said that it looked very abrupt.
But apart from a group of netizens who were posting 666 in the subconscious live broadcast room, no one thought there was anything wrong.
Soon, a nanny with a face full of flesh and who looked very tough stood in front of the group of concubines.
"Be quiet, everyone! Act like the ladies you are!"
There were many girls with good family backgrounds among this group of concubines, but this maid treated them all harshly and without criticism.
After all, this nanny was the emperor's wet nurse. Relying on this status, even the queen had to give in to her.
This can be regarded as a warning to these arrogant young ladies.
"As the emperor's woman, the most important thing is to be pure in body and mind!"
The old lady had a cold face and clapped her hands, and suddenly a large group of maids came over.
"Excuse me, ladies. Today I will be a bad guy to see if you are qualified to be the emperor's woman!"
After she finished speaking, the group of young ladies had not yet realized what was about to happen, but the group of maids rushed over and held them down, and the ladies then realized that something was wrong.
"What are you doing! Let me go!"
"My father won't forgive you!"
"Ahhh, what are you doing?"
To be precise, this could barely be considered a premarital checkup or a gynecological checkup, but these girls who never left their houses and couldn't even show their feet had never seen anything like this before. They were so scared that they cried for their parents.
Soon two girls failed the test, their faces turned pale, and they were carried away.
Two maids also held down the refrigerator, but the refrigerator did not resist.
The stunned refrigerator had no idea what to do, and the two maids were ready to put the refrigerator flat on the ground. Her little face turned red but she couldn't do it, so she waved and called two more maids, and only then did she successfully put the refrigerator in the refrigerator.
"Miss Bing, I'm sorry."
"We're just testing it, it will be done in no time, don't be afraid."
After saying that, the maids came over to look at the refrigerator’s... bottom plate?
refrigerator:?
Why check the chassis? There is nothing wrong with it.
These little maids were holding inspection instruments in their hands and they directly hit the bottom plate!
Then, right at the scene where the group of beautiful girls were crying and shouting for their parents, a loud noise was heard.
“Bang!!!!”
The roar of metal!
It was like a huge bronze bell in a temple being struck.
The entire chaotic scene suddenly became silent, and you could hear a pin drop!
The nanny just now also looked over in amazement, and then couldn't help but screamed!
"you!"
"Why are you wearing iron pants?"
Because the refrigerator represents the image of the heroine in the eyes of the characters in the play, some of its parts are also transformed into things on human bodies.
In addition, private parts need to be harmonious, so the steel bottom plate of the refrigerator, in the eyes of this group of people, becomes——
A pair of iron pants with strong bones!
The corners of the nanny's mouth twitched, and she didn't know whether to be angry or surprised.
"What are you doing wearing this? Take it off!"
Untie?
A refrigerator can’t do that!
You have to know that as a high-tech of the new era, refrigerators are made extremely sturdy. It is extremely difficult to remove the bottom plate, and only professional maintenance personnel can do it.
Seeing that the refrigerator was not cooperating, the strict nanny immediately became angry. "If you don't accept my toast, you will be punished!"
"Come here, everyone, come over and take off the panties of that ignorant little slut!"
This request was so strange that all the maids present were silent for a few seconds.
But I still did it.
Although doing this made them feel vaguely like something was lost in their hearts.
Several hands grabbed the bottom of the refrigerator and pulled it hard!
However, it didn't work.
"The bottom plate of this refrigerator... uses expansion screws, right?"
"Expansion screws? The kind that are necessary for decorating a room that 100 million people live in?"
"How can I pull it off with my hands? Even with a pair of pliers I might not be able to pull it off!"
Several maids shook their heads to indicate no. At this time, the nanny originally planned to kill the chicken to scare the monkey, but she didn't expect it to backfire, which made her a little angry and embarrassed.
"You need to change the rope and pull hard!"
Soon, several maids brought a thick hemp rope and tied it to the "Iron Bitter Tea" in the refrigerator.
"Push harder. When I say 123, everyone push harder together!"
More than 10 maids held the rope tightly as if playing tug-of-war, trying to pull the iron underpants of the refrigerator off.
And the result...the result is obvious.
In this round, Iron Pants wins!
Mammy's face twitched. She could never have imagined that a simple pair of iron shorts could be worn so sturdily!
The refrigerator finally found its chance and started running like crazy, with the mechanical sounds inside trying to explain.
"Oh? You mean you've had this since childhood?"
"Never taken it off?"
After getting the steps, the nanny's expression immediately eased: "Since you have been carrying it since childhood, your purity will be guaranteed. So be it."
"This is hilarious! Are you doubting the purity of a refrigerator?"
"I wonder what an impure refrigerator looks like."
"Then she must have smoked and drunk alcohol in private... maybe even had a bad range hood as her boyfriend."
"Isn't this boyfriend a bit too greasy?"
Anyway, I guess I’ve passed this level?
The refrigerator finally breathed a sigh of relief when it saw that it had saved the bottom plate.
For home appliances like theirs, the manufacturing technologies are patented and need to be kept confidential, so it is absolutely not easy to remove the base plate.
"Let's move on to the next step!"
The nanny's voice was a little sharp and hoarse, and it still contained a harsh tone.
"Next, cleanse the ladies!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the maids pushed in large wooden barrels filled with hot water. However, the most eye-catching thing was that there was a large boar-bristle brush next to each barrel.
The so-called cleansing of the body means taking a bath.
But from this boar bristle brush we can see that this bath must be very difficult.
This is understandable. After all, not all of these beauties have top-notch wealth. There are those who are powerful like the refrigerator, as well as the daughters of ordinary county magistrates and chief clerks, and even a few concubines' daughters who were married off on behalf of others. Not all of them can guarantee personal hygiene.
So this group of shivering beauties were stripped naked again, and then pressed into wooden barrels, where their bodies were scrubbed vigorously by maids with brushes.
Many girls were so scared that they cried and screamed.
Their fair skin turned red under the stimulation of the brush and looked very painful.
But over there in the refrigerator——
Quiet as a chicken——
The two maids holding brushes were scrubbing the refrigerator, their expressions gradually becoming weird.
Why is the eldest daughter of this family... so good at brushing!
They looked into the bucket beside them and saw a messy concubine, crying and struggling. The two maids had to divide the work, one was responsible for holding the concubine down, and the other was responsible for brushing with a brush, making all three of them wet.
This is unscientific!
A maid held a brush and tentatively opened the refrigerator door. She stuffed the brush into the fresh-keeping layer and cleaned inside and out. Her expression gradually relaxed.
So simple!
It's as easy as wiping a table!
It was clear that there was also a young girl in her bucket, but why when I touched her with the brush... it felt like I was scrubbing a flat surface?
"The refrigerator is really easy to clean! There are no sharp edges or corners. Once you take out the things inside, it's just like an ordinary cabinet. There's no difference."
"The key to cleaning the refrigerator is to clean the contents and remove odors..."
"Who taught you to use a brush to scrub the refrigerator?"
"I saw in a short video that cleaning the refrigerator requires baking soda + salt + white vinegar..."
"The one above, these are not as effective as the two drops of detergent you added..."
The two maids who were cleaning the refrigerator gradually became adept at it, and even learned it on their own. They opened the freezer drawer on the lower level and began to clean the drawer with the brushes in their hands.
Several maids nearby noticed the situation here and were suddenly stunned.
No...how did they do it?
Why can they separate the concubines and wash them separately when washing them?
How did they remove it? Is there some hidden button?
Several maids nearby lowered their heads thoughtfully, looking at the concubine in their wooden barrels, and tentatively pulled her ankles.
…The concubine in the barrel cried even louder.
So the two maids who were late to clean the refrigerator wiped the freezer drawer clean and put it back. Others still didn't understand how they did it.
How can you take a person apart, clean every part, and then put them back together again?
But soon no one cared about this detail.
After the washing was completed and night fell, all the concubines were assigned to the Chuxiu Palace.
Go and sleep in a big bunk bed for 50 people.
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