Chapter 74-73° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (5)
Nowadays, smarter cats will even open the refrigerator themselves and steal human food, so no matter what, cats will not have a bad impression of refrigerators.
This made Liangpin, who was holding the cat, secretly anxious.
Her cat is very timid and will show its teeth to everyone it sees. But why is it so well-behaved today when it met the daughter of the Bing family?
This won't do. If it affects future plans, how can we lower the status of the Bing daughter in the emperor's heart?
The refrigerator was also a bit puzzled.
In the original plot, when Bing Xiang'er met Liangpin in the imperial garden for the first time, she was scratched by the frightened cat. When she was about to seek explanation, she was squeezed by Liangpin's servants to the point of losing her mind. After losing the conflict, she was thrown into the water.
Almost drowned.
Although she was not drowned, after this ordeal, Bing Xiang'er thoroughly felt the intrigues and sinisterness within the harem. She put away the innocence that she had been pampered with at home and learned to be cautious in every step.
So this is a very important plot.
The maidservant following Concubine Liang saw the refrigerator coming closer, looked her up and down, and found that it was just an ordinary concubine. She immediately raised her neck and showed a proud expression.
"Where did this young lady come from? She really doesn't know the rules. She doesn't even know how to behave when she sees Concubine Liang!"
The refrigerator also immediately "saluted".
The refrigerator, which was originally tilted because of the floral flat shoes, tilted forward again, and the whole refrigerator looked shaky. If an ordinary person saw this scene, he would probably take a step back to prevent the refrigerator from falling and hitting someone.
But in the eyes of the characters in the play, the refrigerator that looks like the heroine bent down and saluted properly.
Good opportunity!
Liangpin saw the opportunity and threw the cat in her hand directly towards the refrigerator!
Cat:?
The cat was suddenly thrown up, its paws opened wide in fear in mid-air, its eyes revealing sudden terror.
This is really scary for cats!
After all, the cat is not considered a "human" character in the play, so it can naturally see the original appearance of the refrigerator.
——It is a smooth cube with no foothold at all!
The next second, the cat was thrown onto the refrigerator door. It stretched out its claws in fear, trying to grab the door, but no matter how hard it scratched, it couldn't hook onto the smooth door.
It didn't breathe a sigh of relief until it slowly slid down the refrigerator door and finally hooked the large-sized show dress outside the refrigerator.
But in the eyes of outsiders, the cat was "scratching wildly" on Bing Xiang'er's face for more than ten times before it grabbed her collar.
This is just... so tragic.
The maids and eunuchs around all showed expressions of dismay.
If your face is scratched like this, it will definitely be disfigured, right? !
But the cat slowly slid down, revealing the refrigerator, with a door as smooth as steel without any scratches.
All the maids and eunuchs: (°Δ°`)
Liangpin: (°Δ°`)
No, isn't this woman so shameless?
I was scratched by a cat like this, but nothing happened?
With such a steely skin, even the refrigerator itself felt it was inappropriate.
In the original plot, even though there was only a small scratch on her face, Bing Xiang'er still cried and made a fuss like crazy.
But it's fine now... Wouldn't it be unreasonable to make a fuss?
Just as it was about to think of another way to continue the plot, it unexpectedly saw the cat holding the clothes suddenly prick up its ears.
It faintly smelled the scent of food through the crack of the refrigerator door!
After all, there is no need to eat in the refrigerator, so every time you eat, you put the food directly into the fresh-keeping layer, and then wait until no one is around, then quietly put it back on the table, or feed it to stray animals.
So some smell was left in the fresh-keeping layer, which made the cat suddenly excited. It directly opened the refrigerator door without any instruction, made a small gap, and crawled directly in!
"The first cat in history to open a refrigerator door, really awesome, let me commemorate this."
"It turns out that my cat's opening the refrigerator to steal food is not its fault, but a historical legacy."
However, in the eyes of others, what they saw was not a cat sneaking into the refrigerator, but a cat... directly crawling into the clothes of this showgirl!
This is a big problem!
Just now, this cat scratched the face of this concubine, but it was unharmed and could even be said to be thick-skinned.
But if you jump into someone's clothes now, you can't expect them to have thick chest muscles, right? !
And the refrigerator also thought this was a good opportunity!
When it grabbed the "face" just now, it missed the opportunity to go crazy, and it will definitely not miss it this time!
So the moment the cat enters the preservation layer, it happens very quickly!
The refrigerator made a "click" sound!
He fell straight down!
thump!
Fall down and pretend to be dead!
Ahhh, the cat has entered the fresh-keeping layer!
Die lightly!
All eunuchs and maids: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ
One of the palace maids plucked up the courage to slowly approach the refrigerator and felt the pulse on her neck.
She put her fingers on the refrigerator door, then shook her head at Liangpin with a pale face.
The pulse is completely gone!
It was cold and hard, as if it had been dead for several days!
At this time, Concubine Liang was also panicked. At first, she brought the cat out just to scratch the Bing girl, to disfigure her or make her lose her composure in public.
Take this opportunity to lower her position in the future.
But I didn't expect it would take her life!!
Although the position of a concubine is considered good, Liangpin has no family to rely on. She was promoted step by step from a palace maid. She is doing this now because the queen has entrusted her!
There's no real hatred or grudge!
Liangpin only felt her legs go weak. She crawled two steps and reached the refrigerator. Two lines of tears immediately fell!
"Woo woo woo, don't die!"
"What would I do if you died? I really didn't mean to harm you!"
Liangpin knelt down and begged Refrigerator not to die.
"This... My cat also sneaked into the refrigerator. I didn't expect the refrigerator would die?"
"The cat's life is life, and the refrigerator's life is life too!"
"No, would a refrigerator die so suddenly? Just fall flat with a snap?"
"That should be correct. When my third great uncle died, he also lay flat with a creaking sound."
"So that's how it is. I've learned some useless knowledge again!"
"No, are you crazy? How can a refrigerator die? !"
…
The refrigerator fell to the ground. I counted the time and it was 5 minutes. I felt that it was almost time for me to die.
It's time to live.
The refrigerator moved slightly, then squirmed away from under Liangpin's body. Liangpin, whose eyes were swollen from crying, suddenly felt something was wrong and opened her hazy eyes to take a look.
I just happened to see the refrigerator gurgling.
“Aaaaa——!!”
There was another round of chaos.
It took a full 10 minutes before things quieted down.
Afterwards, Liangpin awkwardly held the cat and stood in front of the maids and eunuchs.
"This matter...this matter I can compensate you."
Liangpin did think that this was too much. Not only was the cat scratched on the face, but the cat was also stuffed into her clothes. The victim was even scared to death for a full 5 minutes.
"Tell me, what compensation do you want? I have a few rolls of fine silk here..."
The refrigerator said it was not necessary.
What it needs is to follow the original plot, crying, making trouble, and then fighting.
The scene is too peaceful now.
The original plot was not so peaceful.
Liangpin looked embarrassed for a moment, then stepped back repeatedly: "Don't be ungrateful. I am willing to admit my mistake to you because I am giving you face. You..."
The refrigerator slowly turned its wheels and approached.
Two palace maids stepped forward to stop them.
"How dare you! What do you want to do!"
"Why don't you retreat quickly!"
Just as the two palace maids approached, they found that the refrigerator was slowly taking off the showgirl clothes that were bound on her body, and they were immediately shocked.
"You, you, you have no shame!"
But just after he finished speaking, there were two "pop" sounds!
The refrigerator suddenly opened its double doors!
The two palace maids, one on the left and one on the right, were caught off guard and hit their heads on the refrigerator door!
He was knocked away while spinning!
The two young eunuchs holding the lamps standing nearby were suddenly horrified and rushed over to stop the refrigerator!
"How audacious and reckless!"
"Did you know this is in the palace?"
But the refrigerator didn't notice it at all and opened the double doors again! There were the same two snapping sounds again! The two strong eunuchs immediately covered their faces and were directly pulled into the pool under the bridge!
Quadruple kill!
Quadrakill!
But maybe it was because these people in the palace were used to being arrogant and domineering because of their status, and they didn't learn anything from the fate of the previous four people. They still came up one after another to find trouble with the refrigerator.
"You are so bold! You are so bold!"
Bang!
"Someone come, someone come quickly!"
Bang!
"How dare you, a little showgirl..."
Bang!
"If this matter gets out today, it will definitely..."
Bang!
The refrigerator came to Liangpin. At this moment, Liangpin, who had been somewhat arrogant before, had huddled in the corner of the bridge. Her legs were trembling and her hands were tightly grasping the corners of her clothes.
"I did do something wrong, and I came here to apologize to my sister. You... I advise you to quit while you are ahead..."
Bang!
As Liangpin screamed, the concubine also spun around, covering her face, and was blown into the water by a refrigerator door!
Carry the whole game!
At this moment, the refrigerator suddenly realized that something seemed to be wrong?
In the original plot, the heroine Bing Xiang'er did make a scene like this, but...
Uh, it seems like she lost?
It seems that the one who fell into the water was her, right?
The refrigerator stared at the pool in the imperial garden, and after a moment's silence, decided to just let it go.
Who cares who falls into the water? As long as someone falls into the water, that's all that matters.
Thinking of this, the refrigerator saw the only creature standing on the bridge now - the culprit kitten.
The kitten had no idea what was happening and continued to lick its little paws obediently.
When he saw the refrigerator approaching, he curiously let out a "meow?"
refrigerator:……
A refrigerator and a cat just stared at each other...
Then, the refrigerator slowly opened the freezer drawer at the bottom...
Bang!
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