Chapter 78-77° Does my beloved concubine need to be frozen? (9)
"Yes, the harem in "The Concubine in the Cold Palace" feels like a hellish environment. There is fighting every moment."
"I just realized that this is "The Concubine in the Cold Palace". I was staring at the refrigerator before. "
"Me too..."
In such an extremely harsh environment in the harem, the existence of an extremely conspicuous object like a refrigerator naturally became a thorn in everyone's eyes and a thorn in their hearts.
Not only does she have a noble family background that is good enough to make her the Queen, but her looks are also pleasing to the Emperor. These two advantages combined make her invincible.
If I have another child in the future...
As soon as this thought came up, all the concubines couldn't help but feel a chill in their hearts!
If Frozen gave birth to a prince, he would definitely be the top candidate for the heir. With such a powerful opponent, what the hell are these little Karamis going to do? !
So at this moment, the concubines in the harem, who were all independent and almost all of them were not good people, actually united together because of the refrigerator!
They all prepared to attack the refrigerator at the same time without any prior agreement!
But how to do it? In this kind of situation, everyone wants to do it, but no one wants to be discovered.
If they confronted her directly, then the responsibility of Concubine Hui falling out of favor would fall on their own heads.
So all they showed were dirty tricks.
For example, putting something in the food, or loosening the eaves, or sawing off a supporting beam of the viewing bridge in the imperial garden...
One day, they believed that the refrigerator would be infected.
Even if the victim was not the refrigerator but other concubines...it's not impossible.
For example, now, the refrigerator stood quietly in the grass, watching quietly as several eunuchs kept knocking on the small bridge in front with shovels.
"Is this enough?" A young eunuch wiped the sweat off his face with his sleeve.
There are already several obvious cracks on the bridge. If a person with a heavier weight passes by here, he might step through it and fall into the river.
"That's enough. If the damage is more serious, it will be too conspicuous." Another young eunuch shrugged, leaning on a shovel.
The two decided to stop immediately.
At this moment, the eunuch who had spoken first suddenly had a brainwave and blurted out without thinking, "What if our emperor comes over and steps on it?"
quiet--
As quiet as death—
The two little eunuchs looked at each other, and finally couldn't help but sigh at the same time.
As for what will happen then?
Of course it's their bad luck!
The emperor fell into the water, the lady was sent to the cold palace, the two of them played a game of elimination of the nine clans, and everyone got what they deserved.
The two young eunuchs spat and went back carrying their shovels.
"Very good, everyone has a bright future."
"In this fight, the people at the bottom always suffer."
"What was the outcome of this part of the original plot? Why do I suddenly feel that this plan...will not succeed?"
Of course it didn't work in the original plot, because Bing Xiang'er, as a human, was very light and naturally didn't fall for such a cheap trick.
But refrigerators are different...
But it doesn't matter, because Bing Xiang'er in the original plot had fallen into the water once during the previous Lipin throwing cat incident, but the refrigerator avoided it.
So this time the refrigerator doesn't want to hide anymore, so it's a good opportunity to move on from the plot.
But how should I get out? If I just turn the small wheel and drive out now, wouldn't it be too obvious?
"Hey, isn't this the noble lady Bing?"
This sweet and coquettish voice definitely came from Concubine Hui's vocal cords.
She pretended to smile and said, "I was wrong to offend you before. You are kind and beautiful...why don't you go for a walk with me?"
After saying this, she blinked her eyes in a cute manner.
refrigerator:……
Refrigerator: !!!
Isn't this a ready-made excuse? !
Concubine Hui approached the refrigerator with a smile on her face, trying to pose as if they were two little sisters with their arms around each other, but after searching for a long time, she couldn't find the arm of the refrigerator.
There was no choice but to roll up his empty sleeves, pull the refrigerator with a smile on his face and walk towards the bridge without making any noise!
"Sister Bing, there is a flower-viewing tea party going on across the street. Why don't we go over there and write poems and drink tea together?"
As she spoke, Concubine Hui pulled the refrigerator onto the bridge by her sleeve.
"You can't just recognize someone randomly, sister."
"My Refrigerator Sister", a parody of "My Father the Principal"
Without paying any attention to the teasing in the subconscious live broadcast room, Hui Guiren supported the sleeve of the refrigerator and walked towards the unstable road surface.
Sure enough, as soon as the four small wheels moved up, the bridge deck, which was already covered with cracks, suddenly made a sound of being unable to bear the weight!
Snap!
The front wheel of the refrigerator sank, and the flower-soled shoes on the wheel fell into the water with a splash.
The refrigerator was stuck on the bridge in a strange position.
Concubine Hui immediately showed a look of panic.
"Oh no! That's bad!"
"Sister Bing is so heavy that she even collapsed the bridge... What should we do?"
Speaking of this, Concubine Hui, who was deeply in love, stomped her feet coquettishly!
This stomping of the foot was like the last straw that broke the camel's back. The cracks spread like spider silk, causing the refrigerator, whose wheels were originally stuck, to sink even more violently!
Concubine Hui tried hard to suppress the curled corners of her mouth, then turned around and ran!
"Sister Bing, you must hold on! Sister, I will call someone to rescue you right away!"
In this situation, of course you have to run away. Otherwise, not only will you not be able to explain clearly afterwards, but you might also be dragged into the water.
While running, she also deliberately increased the weight of her steps, and the shaky bridge finally collapsed under her running!
Snap!
thump!
The refrigerator fell into the water with a splash!
At the same time, the barrage in the subconscious live broadcast room was also refreshed!
"Isn't this considered dumping garbage into the water?"
"That's right, refrigerators should be considered...recyclable garbage? If such a big one is dumped into the water and the neighborhood committee lady finds it, I'll be in big trouble!"
"No one would do such a stupid thing. Usually they would call a professional to recycle it."
"Professional recycling of color TVs, refrigerators, freezers, computers, washing machines——"
"Sharpening scissors to sharpen kitchen knives—"
"You're making a fuss above, but since everyone else is shouting, I'll shout too: rat, cockroach, and mouse poison, if it doesn't work, I'll return your money immediately—"
The refrigerator that fell into the water was not a big deal, after all, it used to be a mermaid’s refrigerator!
Not to mention soaking in the water now, in previous scripts, he had even dived underwater!
But it couldn't be too obvious now, the refrigerator was ready to follow its instincts and just float calmly.
Floating.
In fact, if people who can't swim accidentally fall into the water, they can also use this method. Don't struggle, just keep lying flat with your body open, and you will float naturally.
It'll just look like a corpse.
The water flow in early spring is always the most turbulent, so the refrigerator drifted quite fast in this small river.
It immediately floated to the place where the concubines in the harem held the spring tea party.
Lipin was sitting next to the small tea table under the cherry tree, drinking tea leisurely. She glanced to the side casually, and suddenly the corner of her eye began to twitch violently.
What?
What did she see?
Did she just see the body of Lady Bing floating in the water? !
Shufei, who was sitting opposite Lipin, had her back to the river. However, when she saw Lipin's ferocious expression and twitching eyes, she couldn't help but look back.
Then she regretted it.
I wanted to slap myself right there and then.
Why did she look back just now? Why did she see such an unlucky side? !
She simply turned her head back and pretended that she saw nothing, but her expression was no longer as calm as before.
Concubine Shu coughed dryly and her eyes looked a little wandering.
"The wind is really loud today, and the water is really turbulent."
Lipin paused for a moment and looked at Shufei with a new perspective. She seemed shocked by her shamelessness, but she also agreed.
"Yeah, there were branches and stuff floating down there, too."
In order to express the ritual sense and atmosphere of the "Flowing Wine and Curving Water" tea party in spring, most of the concubines were facing the flowing water!
They were all stunned, watching the refrigerator drifting quietly in the river like a numb piece of recyclable garbage.
All the concubines' eyes slowly widened, their pupils trembled slightly, their hands holding up the cups froze in place, and their mouths slowly opened uncontrollably.
...even though they set up many traps that are hard to guard against.
But I didn’t expect the refrigerator to explode in such a way!
The trap was set up just in time, and the next second the corpse in the refrigerator floated right in front of me?
Does the efficiency have to be so high?!
There was a strong sense of unreality and absurdity that struck the hearts of every concubine!
No! This kind of thing cannot be admitted!
So after they reacted, the whole tea party became even more cheerful and joyful!
"Hahaha, the fish in this river are so big and plump!"
"Sister is absolutely right! Look at the fish in the water... they are so square!"
"That's right, Wei Yu is square! Just as square as Lady Bing!"
Xin Changzai, who said this, was young and from a poor family. She was so taciturn that she realized she was wrong after she said it.
Sure enough, someone glared at her from the side.
"What nonsense are you talking about? What noble lady Bing? We didn't see any noble lady Bing! She is from a wealthy family and is favored. She doesn't even bother to attend our banquet!"
"Yes, yes, yes, none of us has ever seen Lady Bing!"
All the concubines echoed in agreement, and their appearance of trying to cover up one's own faults successfully amused the audience in the subconscious live broadcast room.
"The Story of the Thief 2.0: The Princess of the River"
"You guys are pretending not to see this huge refrigerator, right?"
"Are you guys blind... Can palace fighting be done this way?"
"The concubine with low EQ said she couldn't see it, but I, with high EQ, would have gone down to get it. I've never used such a high-end refrigerator before."
In front of everyone, the refrigerator slowly floated down the river.
Naturally, the concubines did not think they had done anything wrong and just thought that this was a way to clear themselves of any connection with the matter.
But their knowledge is still a little short-sighted, and they still think things are simple.
They didn't expect that if they let the refrigerator float down like this...
The lower reaches of the river is the only way for ministers to return home after the emperor retires from court!
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