Chapter 80-79° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (11)
That’s right, after being salvaged, the wet male protagonist Yuchi Xingyao was glared at by the wet Ice Qilin…
As a compensation, the refrigerator was promoted to a concubine.
"Bing Xiang'er, daughter of the Bing clan, is gentle and virtuous, so she should be named Fragrant Concubine."
Because the original heroine's name contained the character "Xiang", the emperor went with the flow and gave her the title "Xiang".
I can only say this word...very simple.
In the original plot, when the TV series reached this point, there was a blooper.
That means there was a typo in the imperial edict.
The word "香" was written as "箱".
So the Fragrant Concubine became——
Box concubine.
"Is this a typo? There is clearly no typo!"
"I have to say, they saw through the illusion and saw the essence!"
"By the way, the first time I saw a refrigerator soaked in water, not only did the price not drop, but it actually went up."
Not only that, this embarrassment also made many ministers shocked by the intensity of the struggle in the emperor's harem. They never thought it would be so cruel. Even the Bing family, which was at its peak, ended up like this after their daughter married into the harem.
Faced with these rumors, Emperor Yuchi Xingyao was furious. He punished all the concubines except the refrigerator and ordered them to apologize to the refrigerator.
The reversal of events also made these concubines hate them to the core.
What's going on?
How come this woman is so lucky?
How abominable! Is this what they call a scourge that will last for a thousand years?
Although every concubine in the harem was so angry that she crushed several handkerchiefs, in order to restore their kind and generous image in front of the emperor, they had to put on a smiling face again and came to the refrigerator's bedroom with a stiff smile.
After becoming a concubine, Dian Leng had her own bedroom.
A bedroom that you can renovate and design yourself!
"really"
"As expected, a dog will always eat shit, and a refrigerator will always love the kitchen."
"I knew it would be like this!"
"The design of this house makes me feel like I'm in a kitchen!"
That’s right!
Just like you thought!
After obtaining the palace, Dian Fridge immediately designed the bedroom to look like a kitchen. Originally, he wanted to transform the entire palace into a large open kitchen, but was persuaded by the palace maids and eunuchs.
"My lady, this is really inappropriate."
"If there's a visitor, you can't let her sit next to the stove, right?"
"That's right, and putting the sink in the middle of the living room... It's not even mentioned in the Lu Ban Book, which specializes in feng shui!"
Obviously, the design concept of refrigerators for home decoration is extremely advanced.
Even old man Lu Ban did not expect that someone would install a hand-washing and vegetable-washing sink in the middle of the living room.
The refrigerator hesitated for a while, but finally gave up the idea of converting other locations into a kitchen.
Judging from the expressions of these humans, it seems that doing this is indeed a bit too much...but don't expose his non-human identity.
Besides, it has already converted the bedroom into a kitchen, so it might as well stop while it's going.
God knows, its bedroom looks like a standard kitchen, and the refrigerator doesn't even take into account where the emperor would sleep. There is no bed in the entire bedroom, but there is a lot of space left for the refrigerator to stand next to the cabinet.
Just when the refrigerator was about to finalize the decoration of other parts, a young eunuch came to report that the Empress Shufei came to visit with gifts.
The emperor asked every concubine to come and visit him. Concubine Shu had the least conflict with the refrigerator, so she was the first one to come.
"I heard something went wrong yesterday. Are you feeling better today, sister?"
Concubine Shu smiled dignifiedly, not at all like the stunned look she had when facing the refrigerator in the river at the Spring Banquet yesterday.
But she was still stunned when she saw the refrigerator standing in the middle of the hall.
"Sister is still young and in good health... I thought she would stay in bed and rest."
After saying this, Concubine Shu sighed secretly.
If she had this opportunity, even if she was in good health, she would pretend to be sick and lie in bed, begging the emperor to come and visit her.
But the refrigerator did remember it. Indeed, it remembered that humans would get sick after falling into water and catching a cold.
Looks like I’ll have to go to bed and pretend to be sick later.
The refrigerator registered this information on the internal chip memo, then turned its small wheels and moved closer to Concubine Shu, as if it was going to receive a guest.
"Sister, you don't have to be so polite. I came here specially to visit you with something."
Concubine Shu smiled, revealing her two dimples, and then asked the maid behind her to bring a food box.
"This is the 'Iced Jade Dew and Snow Pear Soup' that I asked the kitchen to make for you. Drink it while it's cold."
Concubine Shu said "take advantage of the coolness" so naturally that the netizens in the live broadcast room didn't even react.
"Ah? This is a cold drink? Is there anyone who can give cold drinks to patients who fall into the water?"
"Yeah, it feels a bit strange, I'll go check it out..."
"Don't check the above. Someone in my family works in a pharmacy. This contains saffron, and the way Sydney pear is made is likely to cause uterine cold..."
"The soup sent by Concubine Shu upstairs sounds like something that would cause uterine coldness just by the name."
Sure enough, this smiling tiger-like concubine definitely had no good intentions.
The refrigerator hurriedly put the bowl of sweet soup into its fresh-keeping layer, then looked at the memo in its chip and decided to start pretending to be sick.
What kind of illness will you get if you fall into the water and catch a cold? How should you treat it?
He should have a fever, and the refrigerator is acting as a patient waiting for his fever to subside.
But there is a big problem, that is, the refrigerator cannot be put back into the bedroom, because the bedroom...
There is no bed.
That’s right, because in order to decorate it as an ideal kitchen, a bed must not be placed there. At that time, the refrigerator asked the palace maids and eunuchs to remove the beds. This order shocked all the servants.
I've never seen anything so outrageous!
After she was promoted to the position of concubine, the refrigerator also had her own housekeeper. These old ladies in the palace were well versed in the ways of survival in the palace, and understood that such a concubine who had suddenly become powerful hated being controlled the most, and should be restrained from giving orders.
But she really couldn't hold back on this decision.
"Mrs. Xiangfei, look? I have long advised you to leave a bed in your bedroom, otherwise you won't even have a place to lie down!"
The nanny couldn't help but give some advice.
"It's not too late to regret now. Let's move the bed back and put it back in your bedroom..."
As soon as the nanny finished speaking, she heard the regular sound of the refrigerator running inside, and she opened her eyes wide in surprise.
"What? This... this is not good!"
But seeing that the refrigerator persisted, she could only sigh silently and acquiesce in the refrigerator's ridiculous behavior.
Ten minutes later, the bed that was thrown out by the refrigerator was lifted back up again.
Then it was placed in the center of the hall.
That's right. Whenever someone comes to the refrigerator's bedroom, as long as they open the door, the first thing they see is a bed!
A young eunuch moved his lips, finally sighed, and muttered to himself.
"Put the bed in the middle of the living room..."
"It might as well have been a wash basin before."
"I shouldn't have advised you if I had known!"
When the bed was moved over, the refrigerator immediately laid itself flat on it, then quietly opened its freezer, took out a few blocks of ice, and placed them on top of the double door to imitate cooling.
Just after finishing all this, a servant reported that Concubine Li also came to see the doctor with gifts!
As soon as the report was made, Concubine Li pushed the door open and came in.
The perspectives of tens of thousands of people in the live broadcast room also followed Li Bin as she pushed open the door. Then, a large bed suddenly appeared in front of Li Bin!
Libi:Д)
She took two steps back in fright and turned to look behind her. That's right, she entered the hall, not broke into someone's dormitory!
but why? !
There will be a bed in the hall!
Huh? Ah!
She took two tentative steps forward and saw the refrigerator lying flat on the bed, with ice cubes and towels covering the top of the refrigerator.
"It's so funny, what did I see? I saw a refrigerator with a cold and a fever."
"The refrigerator has a fever and a cold, which is 100% funny, and the refrigerator is actually pretending to be sick, which is 100000% funny! ! "
"When I was in elementary school, I pretended to be sick. If I could pretend to be sick like a refrigerator, I would definitely not have to go to school. I would be taken directly to the funeral home."
"Indeed, this motionless appearance looks more like a corpse than a corpse!"
When Concubine Li saw this scene, the corners of her mouth began to twitch wildly!
What is this box princess doing? Is she trying to show that she is sick? There is no need to be so deliberate!
Okay, okay, I know you are sick! Go back to your room and lie down!
Even though she was complaining madly in her heart, Concubine Li did not show it too much. She had a stiff smile on her face and slowly raised the gift in her hand.
"A few days ago, there was some misunderstanding between my sister and I, and there was some unpleasantness between us. Today, I apologize to my sister, and I ask her to forgive me."
"This is the supplement I brought for my sister today. I usually eat this. I hope my sister can recover soon after eating it."
These words were just polite remarks, but what Concubine Li took out of the food box was not simple!
"This 'Tianshan Snow Lotus Snow Powder Cake' is on the table. Sister, remember to eat it while it's cold, otherwise it won't have the refreshing taste in a while."
After saying this, Lipin hurried away, fearing that if she walked a few seconds slower, she would attract some unclean things.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also talked about the dessert that was left behind.
"Tianshan, snow lotus, snow powder...hearing these three words together, I feel like my uterus has frozen."
"There's no need to check this name, it will definitely lead to uterine coldness!"
"When this name came out, I shuddered. Even though it was in my dream, I felt my partner got up and covered me with a blanket."
But the refrigerator didn't feel anything strange. It just put the plate of snacks into its own fresh-keeping layer as usual.
As soon as it was put in, a servant came to report.
"Your Highness, Concubine Xiang, Concubine Hui is here to visit!"
After Concubine Hui came in, the temperature in the entire bedroom seemed to drop a lot!
Similarly, Concubine Hui was startled as soon as she entered the door.
"Fuck!"
"There's a person lying in the hall. Is this a memorial service?"
As soon as these words came out, Concubine Hui's face changed immediately. She then remembered that the refrigerator now has a higher status than her!
If you say that, you will definitely be slapped in the face!
But the refrigerator didn't care at all!
Instead, he focused his attention on the food box in the hands of the maid who was following Concubine Hui.
Precious wood, fine carvings, ice trays specially designed for chilling food...
This reminded the refrigerator of an old friend he had seen in a museum.
No, so the box.
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