Chapter 84-83° Does my beloved concubine need to be frozen? (15)
It's called Schrodinger's uterine cold.
That is, a person may have uterine cold or not.
But after you eat the things in this refrigerator, no matter you have uterine cold or not, there will always be someone to relieve it for you.
The power of uterine coldness in this young man was equally transferred to dozens of his female relatives.
The young man was shocked.
The young man's hand holding the cigarette was shaking slightly.
The young man was asked to smoke outside.
So the only ones left to continue cleaning the refrigerator were an employee dressed as a eunuch and a palace maid, and the young man was asked to calm down outside.
So, a little eunuch wearing plastic-textured eunuch clothes and holding an e-cigarette in his mouth attracted a lot of people's attention.
The repairman pretended not to see these looks and was considering whether he should get some electronic dates for his female relatives.
After all, a company that can make such a refrigerator must be from the dimension of black technology, so the employees there use electronic dates to make Hextech date tea to treat cyber palace cold.
Is there something wrong?
Nothing wrong.
The maintenance guy also thought there was nothing wrong with it.
but!
He raised his head suddenly and found several eunuchs looking at him up and down with unfriendly expressions.
"Hey, which palace is this person from? He's quite arrogant."
"There is no such person in our family's memory."
"The material of the clothes is so new, and he has a cigarette in his hand, but he doesn't know how to respect his godfather... It seems that he needs to be re-educated."
After saying that, these eunuchs who looked older and in leadership positions waved their hands, and several young eunuchs surrounded the completely stunned maintenance guy and dragged him away!
After dragging it for a few meters, the maintenance guy finally let out a scream of fear.
"What are you doing? Let me go!"
"I'm just here to fix the refrigerator! I'm just here to fix the refrigerator!"
"Ahhhh Mom!"
As for the young man being dragged away, the original intention was to give him a few beatings, but the other eunuchs made an unexpected discovery and ended up suffering a tragic death. That’s a story for later.
In short, after cleaning the refrigerator, the two people who had been working finally found the pale-faced young man, and carried him back to the company, one on each side.
Later, a maintenance worker came to clean the refrigerator, but his penis was cut off instead. This explosive news spread throughout the company overnight.
The next day, the young man walked to the office with his legs open and trembling, wanting to ask for leave.
Seeing his attitude, the leader of the refrigerator company quickly glanced at the file and then waved his hands repeatedly.
"No, no, you asked for leave to cut your purse last year. No matter how convincing you are, I can't approve your leave..."
Halfway through his speech, the leader's eyes fell on the note, and then his expression changed from shock to sympathy, and his tone softened.
"So that person is you... I'll approve your leave, and I'll help you apply for compensation. Go to the hospital and get a titanium one. It's sturdy."
At the same time, in the script space where the refrigerator was located, Xiao Zhuozi, who was following the emperor Yuchi Xingyao, had a black tubular object faintly visible around his waist as he walked.
It's an e-cigarette.
At this time, he was twirling the e-cigarette in his hand while accompanying the male protagonist Yuchi Xingyao to listen to the report from the front line.
The two generals of the Bing family led their troops to fight in the extremely cold land. They had a fairly even battle with the northern barbarians and were confident of victory.
But a force suddenly appeared and disrupted the team, causing the troops led by General Bing not only to fail to win, but to be besieged!
The original plot did not go into detail about what happened, after all, the focus of this drama is love.
However, the expression on Yuchi Xingyao's face was very subtle, as if he was feeling mixed emotions.
What they are worried about is that this battle is more likely to be disastrous than successful. If they return in a crushing defeat, it will definitely have a huge impact on them.
But the good news is that the Bing family is at its peak of power. After experiencing this setback, their morale can be greatly reduced and they can be dealt a severe blow!
Good opportunity!
Especially that arrogant woman!
The flat face of a refrigerator appeared in Yuchi Xingyao's mind, or to be more precise, the refrigerator door, and he immediately felt so angry that his teeth itched.
Damn it, he still hasn’t broken through this woman’s defense!
And it is said that this woman lives an extremely luxurious life in the palace, which arouses the jealousy of everyone!
Yuchi Xingyao's face suddenly lit up with joy and he immediately issued an order.
"Princess Bing, your father and brother are in danger at the front, but you, as their child, are living a life of luxury. This is extremely unfilial!"
"Someone, come and banish her to the cold palace!" Just like that, the refrigerator, who had only lived a luxurious life for more than 1,000 words, was banished to the cold palace.
The whole process was unexpected.
"I'm also drunk with this reason."
"The battle reports are still in your hands. I didn't know my family was trapped. Does that make me unfilial?"
"The dog emperor is really vicious. Instead of sending reinforcements at this time, he bullies the daughter of others."
"When I watched the original plot as a child, I was so angry that my blood pressure rose."
…
After the refrigerator was banished to the cold palace, the original bedroom was searched.
Several ferocious-looking eunuchs rushed in with sticks in their hands. They were the concubines and the emperor's men.
"The Icebox Princess has been living a luxurious life lately, so there must be a lot of valuable things in her room!"
"Haha, brothers, work harder. Report the big stuff you found, and we'll share the small stuff among us."
"Yes, yes, yes, sell it and buy wine!"
These people rushed into the bedroom and unexpectedly found that the concubine was standing in the middle of the bedroom. She did not show any big reaction when she saw them breaking in.
The refrigerator's calm reaction made the group of people afraid to act rashly.
"Uh, Imperial Concubine, we are here to search your bedroom. Please don't blame us."
The strong eunuch in the lead saluted and signaled for the concubine to be taken to the cold palace. Then he led people to search the bedroom where the refrigerator was.
only……
As I was copying, I felt something was wrong.
"How come this house is so bare?"
"The imperial concubine's bedroom is so simple, could it be that the rumors are wrong?"
This group of eunuchs rushed in with sticks, but found that the entire interior decoration was extremely simple, with light-colored wooden furniture, huge metal countertops, and only a few small cabinets, and not even a few calligraphy and paintings.
The only valuable thing is that there are a few more ingredients on the table, but the quantities are in line with the rules.
As for the poisonous and harmful vases and ornaments given by other concubines, they were all put into the warehouse, leaving only a set of poisonous tableware on the table.
It seems like we can have dinner at any time.
"This style...European minimalist kitchen style?"
"Yes, that's how my new house was decorated for our wedding."
"It actually looks quite Japanese, with a sense of the style of decluttering, and an empty kitchen."
"This style of decoration is actually quite expensive, but no matter how you decorate it, it will always look like a bare house."
However, the eunuchs became sad and wiped the tears from the corners of their eyes with their hands.
"I have changed my mind about the Icebox Princess."
"What a good man! One of the few good masters in the entire harem!"
"I didn't expect that there would be such a pure and innocent white lotus in His Highness' harem. Woohoo, I didn't expect it to end up like this!"
That’s right, in the minds of these people, the refrigerator that has been banished to the cold palace has no chance of making a comeback.
This is indeed the case. From ancient times to the present, a concubine who enters the cold palace has lost favor, and all the power she had previously obtained will be taken back.
In the original plot, the heroine was trapped in the cold palace and was unable to come out until her death.
only……
The refrigerator turned its small wheels and came to this so-called cold palace.
I just feel that the rumors and reality are indeed different.
It’s not cold here at all!
There was even a hint of stuffiness.
"The cold palace means it is cool in winter and warm in summer, and no one is in charge."
"It's not that this place is really cold, but it's indifferently cold."
"Actually, I personally feel that the cold palace is pretty good. I don't have to compete for the emperor, but the food is not that good."
"It's so funny. I'd rather fight for the emperor than live without meat."
The small wheels of the refrigerator moved to the corner and quietly emitted the sound of its internal operation for a few minutes. It felt somewhat cheerful, thinking that this place was better than its previous bedroom.
Is this a punishment?
This is clearly a reward!
There is no need for it to take a petal bath every day, there is no need for frequent people to open and close the refrigerator, and even the wear and tear of the small wheels has been reduced a lot.
What a great place. What a great place.
And just as the refrigerator was about to stand there quietly until the end of the story, when the scumbag male protagonist suddenly came to his senses and stumbled to the cold palace to find it, it took the opportunity to pretend to be dead, making the male protagonist hug it and cry bitterly, and finally ended directly.
but--
An alarm sounded inside the refrigerator.
It turned out that the salvation organization in the subconscious live broadcast room sent an emergency notice.
The plot has changed!
In the original plot, the two generals of the Bing family also suffered the same defeat in the war, and turned defeat into victory after a hard fight, which made the emperor feel guilty towards the heroine.
but--
"This time, a team with extremely strong combat power suddenly appeared in the north. They did not belong to any of the forces in the original plot. It was as if they suddenly appeared. It was very weird!"
"Refrigerator, you have to try to go to the northern battlefield and rescue them!"
"At least we have to regain the battle advantage!"
refrigerator:……
If I'm not mistaken, it remembers itself as being something like a refrigerator.
It's an ordinary refrigerator that can keep food fresh and refrigerate.
...instead of a Soviet tank.
This major is really not suitable!
However, in the face of human demands, although this incredible demand is extremely outrageous, the refrigerator still chooses to complete it.
What else can we do? After all, fulfilling human missions is the meaning of its existence.
Whether it is preserving and freezing or saving humanity.
So on a dark and windy night.
A trembling horse.
A refrigerator was strapped horizontally on his back.
So I headed north resolutely!
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