Chapter 87-86° Do Eight Treasures Need to Be Frozen? (1)
"The transmission rate has been reduced to less than 10%"
"Start the plot self-destruct mode..."
"50%...75%...100%"
"According to the new plot, the carrier TV series will be downgraded to"
Refrigerator sales advertisement
…
On the Internet.
A hot search quickly topped the list.
#The non-existent palace drama#
The reason was that someone discovered that a palace fighting drama he had watched, "The Concubine in the Cold Palace", actually did not exist.
This netizen originally wanted to search online for old childhood dramas to reminisce about his youth, but after searching for a long time he found that the dramas did not exist. He was so scared that he quickly went online for help.
It turns out that many people have the same situation as him!
“I definitely watched this palace drama when I was a kid!”
"I still remember that the heroine's surname was Bing. I thought she was very Mary Sue when I was a kid, so I even gave myself a nickname that contained the word Bing."
"Yes, yes, yes. And the male lead's last name is Yuchi. I remember that it was because of this palace fighting drama that the male leads in idol dramas for several years afterwards all had double last names."
Netizens were talking about it all on the internet, and actually deduced most of the plot of "The Concubine in the Cold Palace"!
Things started to develop in a supernatural direction, and at this time some experts and scholars jumped out and said that this phenomenon was called collective memory confusion.
"It's the Mandela effect again, isn't it?"
“Why does this Mandela effect affect the TV series we watch?”
"It's understandable if I just misremembered one or two details, but the entire TV series doesn't exist... isn't that a bit outrageous?"
Netizens were discussing this topic, which made it move up the hot search list several places.
As for the extremely high popularity of this topic, the salvation organization said:
It’s none of my business.
That’s right, the Salvation Organization is not responsible for this incident!
They didn't talk about this kind of thing, and no one would suspect them at all. But out of a desire to make amends, the employees of the Salvation Organization spent two days finding the advertisement converted from this TV series in the advertising library and sent it out.
“You guys should be treating this ad as a TV drama.”
"In fact, I simply remembered it wrong." After seeing this post published anonymously by the salvation organization, all netizens rushed in and clicked on the advertising video inside.
This is an advertisement that lasts about 4 minutes. When netizens saw the post saying that they mistook the plot of this advertisement for the plot of a TV series, they were full of disbelief at first.
However, after watching the entire 4-minute advertisement with a tight plot and explosive content, they fell silent.
Silence is Cambridge tonight.
At the beginning of this advertisement, a magnificent palace appears on the screen. A young emperor sitting on the throne looks exactly like Yuchi Xingyao. At this moment, he has a sad expression on his face.
In front of him, Xiao Zhuozi was kneeling on the ground, holding a tray high in his hand, on which were placed the green name cards of various concubines.
"Your Majesty, the time has come, you should choose one!"
Xiao Zhuozi urged.
The emperor, who was wearing Yuchi Xingyao's face, sighed heavily.
"Hurry, hurry, hurry, you only know how to hurry!"
"I just retired from court and didn't even have time to eat a bite, but you guys are urging me to find a concubine to play with!"
"How can you play on an empty stomach?"
After saying this line, the scene of the entire advertisement immediately changed from the main hall to the bedroom!
The dragon throne was gone, and in its place was a giant step-out bed adorned with jewels and gems. Under the veil inside, the figure of a beautiful woman could be vaguely seen!
The beauty struck a seductive pose inside, then slowly stuck her butt out from under the gauze curtain.
Revealing the inside——
Iron bitter tea!
The emperor's expression was still bitter, and he was still singing.
"How can you play on an empty stomach?"
"Even a beautiful woman's defense cannot be broken!"
At this time, the beautiful woman who was still holding the pipa and half covering her face in the green gauze tent finally came out!
But as soon as this beauty came out, she instantly turned into a refrigerator!
And it was a cartoon refrigerator, just like in a children's cartoon, with cartoon eyes, arms and hands.
Very childlike.
But the problem is, such a childlike cartoon image and the magnificent ancient palace background in the current advertisement...
It cannot be said that they are incompatible, it can only be said that they have nothing to do with each other.
...seems very strange. But the cartoon refrigerator image begins to speak the advertising slogan enthusiastically.
"Are you hungry and lack energy?"
"Just got off work, too lazy to cook?"
"Buy our #^x brand refrigerator now!!!"
"48 hours of ultra-fast freshness locks in the food, so the taste of the food you take out is the same as when you put it in!"
"Nutrients are not lost, and eating a lot will restore your energy!"
While saying the advertising slogan, the cartoon refrigerator opened the door, took out a bowl of unknown food that was a mess, and stuffed it into the emperor's hand.
The emperor took a bite very exaggeratedly, and then showed a radiant and energetic expression!
“I feel refreshed!”
After saying this, the emperor widened his eyes to show that he was in high spirits, then gave a thumbs up to the camera.
“It tastes exactly the same as when I put it in!”
After saying that, he put his hands on his hips and laughed out loud!
"Hahaha, now we can have fun again!"
After this line was spoken, the entire screen dimmed again, and all the audience who saw this were stunned and cursed at the same time!
“This ad is so clever!”
"Why do I feel a wheel pressing on my face?"
"After that beautiful girl jumped out and turned into a refrigerator, I couldn't hold it anymore."
"Let me think about where to start complaining... Aren't all the commercials we watched back then so explosive?"
However, confident netizens discovered that only two minutes had passed in the video and the progress bar had only reached the halfway point!
And then the screen lit up again, and it was obvious that the second part of this advertisement had begun!
This time the scene did not take place inside the palace, but on a snowy battlefield outside the Great Wall.
A group of soldiers wearing chain mail huddled in a cave, looking listless and with extremely low morale.
At this time, their general... the general whose actor looked exactly like Ice Qilin, suddenly stood up and raised his arms and shouted.
"Soldiers, let's wait a moment! Supplies will be here soon!"
"We will win soon!"
"immediately!"
Just as the general said the word "immediately" again, a crisp sound of horse hooves came from far away, and all the soldiers' faces showed expectation!
The scene slowly switched as they looked, and outside the cave, two horses were galloping side by side!
And on the backs of these two horses, there was a refrigerator, one on the left and one on the right!
At this time, the camera very deliberately gave a close-up of the logo on the refrigerator.
The soldiers eagerly surrounded the refrigerator. They carefully opened the fresh-keeping layer, and suddenly a golden light flashed out!
It’s just like the light that appears after a god-level dish is ready in a certain cartoon about a god-chef!
"Wow~"
"Wow……"
The sound of praise never ceases!
As if attracted by the light, all the soldiers stretched out their hands and extended them towards the light!
Then the scene changed, and every soldier was holding food, squatting next to the refrigerator, and eating voraciously!
At this moment, the refrigerator turned into the cartoon ghost shape again.
Facing the camera, the refrigerator's big cartoon eyes blinked and continued speaking its lines.
"%$ brand refrigerator, choose this one for its large capacity!"
“Just one device can meet everyone’s needs!”
"Solve all your troubles!"
After the refrigerator finished its advertising slogan, the group of soldiers very tactfully finished the food in their hands, then raised their weapons and shouted!
“It’s getting exciting!”
Then, they rushed to the battlefield outside the Great Wall, waving their weapons!
After the camera pulled out for a long shot, it slowly faded away again.
All the audience fell into deep silence as they looked at the dimmed screen.
They had never felt that 4 minutes was such a long time!
And they use their precious 4 minutes to watch this kind of trashy advertisement that destroys people's worldview!!!
For this advertisement, they just want to laugh and then give their middle finger.
"What a piece of crap!"
But it must be said that apart from the outrageous parts in this advertisement, the characters and some of the plots are exactly the same as the TV series "The Concubine in the Cold Palace" in their memory!
In other words... they did remember it wrong?
After realizing this, all netizens became excited!
They would rather believe that there is a Mandela effect in this world than admit that they were brainwashed by such garbage advertisements when they were children!
This kind of advertisement can even be said to be magical! If children watch too many such advertisements, they will not be able to pass the high school entrance examination! !
So after the Salvation Organization released this ad, the heat of the discussion quickly dropped rapidly, without even having to specifically push it to trending searches!
Many people changed their words and refused to admit that they had seen such advertisements when they were children.
With everyone talking about him, no one discussed the topic anymore.
In the headquarters of the Salvation Organization, all the senior figures gathered at the conference table and began to discuss the next script.
First of all, the team leader of the organization spoke highly of the performance of the refrigerator in this script!
"The refrigerator performed extremely well on the spot in this script!"
"I understood the script in my own way, thoroughly understood it, and optimized it!"
"This is the talent we need in the new century... box talent!"
"Come on, come on, everyone applaud and encourage!"
It must be said that the team leader's ability to liven up the atmosphere was great, and the other Salvation Organization employees present also applauded wholeheartedly.
So cool.
The refrigerator is really awesome.
When these scripts were put in the hands of their human employees, they had no idea what to do with them, and even the solutions they could come up with were extremely difficult.
But the refrigerator always has its own way to carry out its mission and overcome danger.
It's like I was born to do this.
…even if the refrigerator doesn’t eat.
The leader of the salvation organization clapped his hands, signaling everyone who was talking to quiet down.
"Now that the previous script is over, let's take a look at the content of the next script."
"For the next script, I can only say there is good news and bad news. Which one do you want to hear first?"
The leader of the salvation organization kept the secret, but after he finished speaking, he looked towards the conference table awkwardly. No one paid attention to his subordinates, and he coughed a few times awkwardly.
"Then let me tell you the good news first."
"That is - in the next script, our background story is a modern technological society!"
This is undoubtedly really good news. After all, refrigerators are also a product of modern technological society, so they are more adapted to modern life.
Even though the refrigerator has traveled through several ancient scripts and has adapted to life inside it.
But in the final analysis, modern life is not easy to expose.
However, after finishing speaking, the team leader, who was supposed to deliver the bad news, showed a look of embarrassment on his face.
"As for the bad news...I don't know how to express it."
After organizing the language for a few minutes, the team leader took out a book from the table.
"I can only say that this script is adapted from this romance novel. After I tell you the name of this romance novel, you probably know what the bad news means."
The team leader cleared his throat.
"The name of this book is——"
"Eight boys in one pregnancy, the delicate little wife carried the baby on the president's back"
quiet--
After the team leader said the title of the book somewhat awkwardly, he looked at all the employees in front of the conference table who looked as if they were struck by lightning, and immediately showed an expression of expectation.
As expected ah as expected!!!
He knew that these people would react like this!
But this was not the final blow, because immediately afterwards, the team leader took out another book. The cover of this book was still flashy, full of pink and light blue, and the cover featured a big cartoon princess-style female protagonist and a domineering president male protagonist.
"Ahem...and because the TV series had to be changed, in order to make up the plot, the author published a second sequel."
"And the title of the second sequel is..."
““The Genius Son Returns to the Rich Family: Bad Dad, Don’t Bully Your Baby Mommy!””
Sure enough, after the team leader said the name word by word with difficulty, the entire conference room fell into deathly silence again!
All the employees showed an expression of suffocation as if they were having difficulty breathing, as if the chewing gum in their mouths had not only been inhaled into their lungs, but had also stuck to their brains. Not only was they unable to breathe, but even their brains had flown away!
My mind is flying!!
"Why, I just want to ask why."
Xiao Wang, the employee who was usually responsible for reading to the refrigerator, stood up with a painful look on his face.
"Why can such a book still be published? Why can such a book be turned into a TV series?!"
"So I still need to read to the refrigerator next time?"
“Is it too late for me to resign now?”
After listening to his venting accusations, everyone, including his superiors, did not show any blaming expressions. Instead, they looked at him with distressed faces. "Xiao Wang, this is considered a work-related injury!"
"Just keep working hard. When you retire, we will buy you commercial insurance for Alzheimer's disease!"
"Young man, you should do more work. Do your best, we believe in you!"
The working atmosphere in the Salvation Organization has always been very harmonious, and there has been no intrigue. But at this moment, Xiao Wang only felt that the PUA coming towards him made his head hurt.
He could only sit down in despair.
At this time, the female employee sitting next to him, who had previously sewed wigs for refrigerators, patted his shoulder sympathetically.
"It doesn't matter. This kind of plot is just a little bit spicy. As for the content, as long as you don't use your brain, you can still watch it."
"In short, some mother who was not in her right mind got pregnant before marriage and got pregnant with 8 sons... Note that they must be sons."
"In this kind of novel, the heroine will never give birth to a daughter. In their worldview, they believe that their daughter is their beloved husband's lover in a previous life, and they are in competition with each other."
"And if it's a son, not only will he not snatch her husband away from her, but he will also love her as much as her husband does!"
"Anyway, the core content is still love."
After listening to you, Xiao Wang nodded in sudden enlightenment, saying that listening to your words is better than reading 10 weird novels.
but!
"But how do you know so much? Have you read any books of this kind?"
Hearing Xiao Wang's question, the female employee's expression immediately changed, and she looked as if facing a great enemy.
"You're talking nonsense!"
"Don't talk nonsense like this without any evidence, or I will sue you for defamation!"
Very good, the helpless look of this female employee just shows some problems.
Meanwhile, the team leader, sitting at the main seat, held the two books in his left and right hands, and began to repeat the contents with a nonsensical expression on his face.
The amazing thing is that what the team leader repeated was exactly the same as what the female employee had just said!
This story is basically about the heroine "Su Beier", an inspirational female student from a rural school, who works in a hotel to earn money for her studies.
As fate would have it, an unspeakable incident occurred between her and CEO Tao Lingyun, and she was mistaken by the CEO as a woman with ulterior motives.
So the heroine was forced to take the money and move to another city, where she gave birth to 8 sons.
That’s right, the heroine is pregnant with octuplets!
And they gave birth successfully through natural delivery, and every baby is very healthy!
You have to know that it is basically impossible for any human female who is pregnant with octuplets to give birth naturally. Even if it happens, such a thing will definitely be on the local news!
You know, being able to conceive quintuplets and give birth to them safely already qualifies you to be the protagonist of a documentary!
The heroine worked hard to raise octuplets in this helpless city. As she was raising them, she suddenly discovered that all of her eight children were geniuses!
All! Are! Geniuses!
He doesn’t cry or make a fuss, and he smiles when he sees people. He can control his urination and defecation just 3 days after he was born, which saves us a lot of money on diapers!
Then, he learned to talk 5 days after birth and learned to walk 10 days after birth!
Only one year after being born, the eight one-year-old sons have already demonstrated their amazing talents and started helping their single mother to make a living!
When this part of the story was being told, all the employees at the conference table could no longer hold back, and even those who were not in the subconscious live broadcast room still started to complain.
"Is this something a one-year-old baby can do?"
"No, you can write about genius baby, as long as it shocks the kindergarten teacher, but how come you even shocked the confinement nanny? Isn't that a bit too much?"
“This is not only a miracle in the world of education, but also a miracle in the world of human physiology!”
"As a mother, don't you feel something is wrong? If I were this mother, I would definitely think that my son's soul was possessed by an alien!"
Of course, in the original plot, the single mother Su Baier did not think that there was anything wrong with her child. Instead, she proudly believed that the child’s father was the president, and the child was so smart because he inherited the genes of the president’s father!
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