Chapter 95-94° Do Eight Treasures Need to Be Frozen? (9)
It is an important symbol in the process of biological evolution.
Even creatures that produce milk are still called mammals.
But the refrigerator is not a mammal; it is not even an animal.
So he placed the refrigerator flat on the bed, and felt a little overwhelmed when he saw the nurse coming over with an empty bottle.
The refrigerator took out fresh milk from its fresh-keeping layer and handed it over.
The nurse shook her head seriously.
"Newborn babies cannot drink milk."
After saying that, he continued to hold the empty bottle and looked at the refrigerator expectantly.
refrigerator:……
Finally, the nurse left with a small bottle of refrigerator antifreeze, satisfied.
Of course, this little bit of antifreeze... I mean breast milk, is definitely not enough. In order to take care of these 8 children, our domineering president, Mr. Tao, spent a huge amount of money to hire 8 professional nurses to take care of the children.
At this moment, they were holding the most expensive bottles of milk powder... bottles mixed with refrigerator antifreeze, standing in front of eight children, trying to feed them.
First is the eldest brother, Tao Leshan.
A small electric scooter with a baby lace hat on the handlebars, placed in a cradle and covered with a small floral quilt, it seems like life is peaceful and quiet.
Looks like he's sleeping soundly.
But according to the current time, the child should be crying from hunger. The nurse looked up at the watch, then reached out her hand and decided to wake up the eldest of the octuplets.
Bang!
She patted the eDonkey.
eMule: !!!!!!!!!
Immediately afterwards, there was a loud noise that was enough to tear the entire nursery apart, and a series of sharp explosions with overwhelming force!
“Wooo ...
“Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong!”
"biu~biu~biu~biu~"
The huge noise disturbed the patients' families who were waiting in the corridor. They subconsciously opened the windows outside the corridor and looked down to see if the electric bikes they were riding had been hit by someone.
Oh, no.
The electric cars they parked were fine.
The one who made the sharp anti-theft sound was the president's eldest son.
That's okay.
The nurse covered her ears with a grim look on her face, preparing to stuff the nipple of the bottle directly into the baby's mouth to block his loud crying.
She searched for a long time and finally set her sights on the keyhole of the electric scooter.
This child's mouth looks so small!
Why can a child with such a small mouth make such a loud noise? !
The nurse pushed the bottle over, squeezed it, and saw the milk mixed with antifreeze flow into the keyhole.
"Stop! What are you doing! !"
"You'll burn the motor if you do that!"
"Every time it rains, you squeeze water into the places I cover with layers of waterproof cloth!"
"I'm going to have a cardiac arrest!"
In the subconscious live broadcast room, a group of eMule lovers criticized the nurse's behavior, and it was exactly as they expected. After these few drops of "milk" were squeezed in, the anti-theft sound of the eMule stopped abruptly!
It started twitching!
Sparks began to fly from the entire electric scooter, and every part was shaking wildly. Even the two small wheels at the bottom began to turn twitchingly!
"What's wrong with you kid?!"
"Could it be that he choked on milk?"
The young nurse was a little panicked and wanted to help the child up and pat his back to make him spit out the milk.
However, just as she lifted the electric scooter up and before she could do anything, the electric scooter started spinning on its wheels, crashing through the crib fence and rushing out! !
Suddenly the entire hospital corridor was in chaos.
“Ahhh, I saw a shadow running away!”
"It's a baby! A one-day-old baby ran away from the hospital!"
"As expected of the CEO's eldest son, he's already leaving an afterimage just one day after being born!!"
The nurse was stunned for a moment, then she ran after him! !
“Come back ahhhhh!!!”
"See, I told you before, the electric donkey cannot get wet!"
"The electric car I bought before got into the water and went into the ditch by itself because it was unmanned."
"The child had a short circuit just one day after birth. What an unfortunate fate this child has."
The first nurse went after the eldest child, and the remaining nurses, between helping and feeding, chose the latter.
Feed the baby first.
A mini electric pressure cooker covered with a small quilt was placed on the crib of Lao Yi Tao Leshui. It looked adorable, just like a cute little toy in kindergarten.
The small rice cooker seemed to be awake. When it saw the nurse coming over with the bottle of milk, it immediately opened the lid of the rice cooker and signaled the nurse to pour the milk into it.
This little old man looks really worry-free.
The nurse exclaimed in her heart, and then poured the mixture of antifreeze and milk in the bottle into the inner pot of the electric pressure cooker.
The feeding process was very smooth.
However, according to regulations, the nurse needs to observe the baby for 10 minutes after feeding the baby, burp the baby, and check whether the baby spit up milk.
Then 10 minutes later -
The nurse's face was filled with shock, and she stared in amazement at the smoke coming out of the old electric pressure cooker.
That’s right, the little baby Laoyi didn’t spit up milk or choke or anything.
The only abnormal point is——
Smoke coming out of his head.
To be precise, what is coming out of the baby's head is hot steam, and what he can feel is the smell of steaming milk.
Looks healthy, nothing wrong with him.
——That’s weird!!
The nurse's face gradually turned pale, then she threw back the quilt, picked up the small electric rice cooker, and ran a 100-meter sprint towards the treatment room!
This is a big problem no matter how you look at it!
This baby's head is smoking! I hope his brain is burned out!
The first time they breastfed, the eldest and second child were both sent to the treatment room as accidents had occurred.
Isn't this a black humor joke from hell?
Therefore, the nurse who was feeding the third child was very cautious and looked carefully at the third child, Tao Letian, who was curled up in the quilt and motionless.
That is the electronic wooden fish Buddhist chanting machine.
When it saw someone coming, the electronic wooden fish started striking by itself.
Tap! Tap! Tap!!
Even when the nurse dripped milk on it, the electronic wooden fish did not seem to be affected at all and looked very waterproof.
Seeing this scene, the nurse in charge of the third child burst into tears!
I made it through. The third child made it through the breastfeeding stage!!
The nurse raised her hands and began to celebrate, but no one celebrated with her. For example, the nurse who was taking care of the fourth child next to her was trying hard to fight the naughty child.
The fourth child, Tao Ledi, an automatic sewing machine.
Seeing the bottle coming over, the automatic sewing machine started up immediately and quickly sewed the pacifier tightly with needle and thread.
The nurse looked at the bottle sealed with thread, speechless.
"No, baby, if you don't eat, you will be hungry."
The nurse was very patient and bent down slightly, reaching out her hand to touch the child and give him some simple comfort.
Then the next moment, the nurse's sleeves were sewn together with the bed sheet by this small sewing machine.
She didn't notice it at first, until she tried to stand up, she found that her sleeves had merged with the bed sheet!
And it’s not just that simple!
As a super-powerful machine born from the combination of a refrigerator and humans, even if it is just a sewing machine, it is quite extraordinary.
The nurse was surprised to find that her sleeves, which were sewn onto the bed sheet, had words embroidered on them!
A big middle finger pattern was embroidered on it!
The nurse looked at the pattern in amazement, then turned her head to look at the small sewing machine lying on the bed, and couldn't help swallowing.
Good man, this kid!
He's only one day old and already has such a bad temper!
The nurse opened her mouth to say something, but then she saw the third patient in the next bed twist his body and start beating the wooden fish.
Knock knock knock!
Merit +1
Merit +1
The atmosphere became calm, and after the small sewing machine stopped moving, it seemed to hesitate for a moment, then reluctantly removed the thread, allowing the nurse to regain her freedom.
Of course, the middle finger pattern embroidered on the sleeve remains.
This made the nurse in charge of the fourth child feel relieved. She turned around to see what was going on with the nurse in charge of the fifth child, but found that there was no one there.
The nurse who had just stood next to her was gone, and the child in the crib was also gone.
They both disappeared at the same time!!
At the same time, on the roof of the hospital, the nurse who disappeared out of thin air was holding a solar water heater with a messy look on her face.
In order to prevent the fifth child from teleporting, the child was tied to the crib. When feeding him, the nurse felt sorry for him and it was inconvenient to feed him while tied up, so she simply untied the cloth.
……Then.
Then the nurse who was teleported to the roof regretted it.
I regret it, I really regret it!
How is she going to climb down in this situation? ! !
And she didn't have her cell phone with her, so if she wanted to ask for help later, she would have to shout at the top of her lungs, right? Just when the nurse who was responsible for feeding the fifth child was at a loss, she suddenly heard someone shouting downstairs.
"Hey, why are you on the roof just to feed your baby?"
The nurse looked down in surprise and found that the nurse in charge of feeding Lao Liu was squatting on the windowsill, shouting at her with a confused look on her face.
"You can't get down? Do you want me to call security for you?"
"Yes, thank you!"
The nurse in charge of the fifth child hurriedly thanked him, but suddenly realized a problem and then asked.
"Why are you squatting in such a dangerous place like this by the window?"
Hearing her question, the nurse in charge of the sixth child suddenly looked constipated.
Then he slightly turned sideways.
Lao Liu’s light bulb head was revealed.
"Of course I know it's dangerous to lean out of the window! But Lao Liu is too tall!"
"There's no room in the nursery, so I have to stick my head out the window to barely fit in!"
The nurse in charge of the sixth child had a slight roar in her voice, then stretched out her arm and dropped the bottle onto the light bulb.
Lao Liu, Tao Leshi, a standard street lamp.
The moment the milk dripped onto the light bulb, it suddenly emitted a brilliant light.
It seems that this must be a child who believes in the light.
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