Chapter 59-58° Does the Seven-Year Itch Need to Be Freezed? (5)
"My family, who understands? I got angry when I saw a refrigerator..."
"The expression on Lin Yu's face is the same as when he saw Hakimi, do you know that?"
"Uh uh, actually right now I have the same expression as if I saw Hakimi..."
Lin Yu stared at the corner of his house, and in the corner of that corner, a refrigerator wearing an apron was curled up in a weird posture.
There is an inexplicable soft feeling.
Now the pressure came to Lin Yu. He scratched his head, as if thinking about how to make a refrigerator happy.
No, it's about how to make a wife who looks like a refrigerator happy.
This is very difficult.
But after he cleaned up the broken porcelain pieces on the floor, the refrigerator seemed to have adjusted its mentality. It turned its small wheels quietly, stood next to the sofa, and watched the TV quietly.
Lin Yu sighed silently. Hai Xin was just like that. She had a very gentle personality. Even if she was throwing a tantrum, she would adjust herself silently without anyone needing to coax her.
It's so honest that it makes people feel sad.
"Which one... I'll take a day off this weekend and go shopping with you to buy some jewelry and cosmetics, okay?"
Lin Yu wiped his nose awkwardly, then turned around and secretly observed his wife.
However, the skill of observing people's words and expressions, which he had mastered to perfection in the workplace, was no longer effective.
There was no expression on my wife's refrigerator door.
Lin Yu: ...
This is very frustrating.
But what is even more frustrating is yet to come.
The refrigerator above the sofa tilted slightly, turned the door towards him, and then made a buzzing sound from its internal operation, changing its tone, as if it was talking.
“Buzz——”
Lin Yu: ...
His face was extremely stiff for a moment, and his mind went blank. All the Japanese, German, and a little Spanish that he had learned in order to cooperate with foreign clients were no longer effective!
He couldn't understand what a refrigerator was humming at him! !
However, the refrigerator seemed to think that he understood what it said and still turned its front towards him, as if waiting for his response.
Facing the comment about the refrigerator, Lin Yu started brainstorming, trying to think about how to respond to a refrigerator elegantly and politely. After a while, he licked his dry lips.
"Forget it, let's just watch TV."
After saying this, his wife didn't seem to say anything more and turned her body back towards the TV screen.
It looks very soft.
Seeing that he had fooled the problem, Lin Yu breathed a sigh of relief, but he still didn't dare to relax his mind. It was very confusing and he had to think hard.
What should he do next? Why can't he hear what his wife says? What if Hai Xin talks to him again? Does he need to go for a checkup and increase the dosage of the medicine...
He was lost in thought, but the refrigerator didn't notice anything and was still facing the TV screen with the door facing him, watching TV very seriously.
The flat voice of the female host came from the TV.
"An internet celebrity promoted makeup remover. After removing her makeup on the spot, she was mistaken for a thief by the security guard and sent to the police station because the difference was so great."
"The competition between Huawei and Apple has become fierce, with the CEOs of both companies planning to have a life-and-death duel in the ancient Roman Colosseum."
"A parent couldn't afford his son's tuition, so in desperation he sold his only child to pay for the tuition!"
"The kidnapping incident on the dark web further escalated, and Ms. Liu's whereabouts were unknown... The body of her husband was found in a nearby artificial lake in the early morning of the next day."
"Isn't it that the news on TV is so explosive?"
"I feel like every one of them can be featured in "Golden 1818"!"
"You sold your only son, so who are you going to pay for his tuition? Huh?"
While the news was playing, Lin Yu had been secretly observing the refrigerator. When the news ended and it wanted to turn around and talk to him, Lin Yu immediately interrupted it.
"Well...it's getting late, go to bed early. I'm going to sleep."
After being interrupted, the refrigerator really had no intention of talking to him. Instead, it turned its small wheels to come to the coffee table, opened the double doors of its fresh-keeping layer, and stuffed all the fruits on the table into it for storage.
The movements were extremely smooth, and there was no sense of incongruity at all as if a human was disguising himself as a refrigerator.
After realizing this, a terrible thought suddenly flashed through Lin Yu's mind, and he couldn't help but gasp.
Hai Xin, could it be that...
Do you really have the talent to become a refrigerator?
As if hearing his gasp, the refrigerator stopped stuffing the fruit into the fresh-keeping layer and stared at him quietly with the refrigerator door.
"Uh, it's okay, just keep busy!"
Lin Yu fled back into the house, closed the door, and blocked it with his body, his heart pounding with fear.
If I had talked to him just now, it would have been over!
How could he possibly understand what a refrigerator was saying?
After calming down, Lin Yu opened the briefcase he had thrown in the bedroom, took out the capsules prescribed by the clinic, took out two pills and swallowed them directly.
I have to say that this old Chinese doctor is very good at prescribing western medicine. After taking these two capsules, he immediately gave up his unrealistic idea.
Hai Xin...how could she have the talent to become a refrigerator?
After taking the medicine, Lin Yu smiled with relief.
Sure enough, these drugs will show him the real truth.
Maybe she is a refrigerator.
Lin Yu: ...
He was frightened by the thought that came with taking the medicine!
What to do? After taking the capsule, his ideas seemed even more unrealistic!
Even when I lay in bed and ordered myself to close my eyes, this question lingered in my mind.
Until 2 o'clock in the morning, Lin Yu couldn't bear it anymore and decided to use actual proof to prove that his wife was not a refrigerator to dispel his doubts!
This is easy to solve. As a model husband before, even if the love has been worn off, Lin Yu still remembers his wife's size!
So he planned to measure his wife's height with a ruler while she was sleeping to make sure that she had not been secretly replaced with a refrigerator.
This idea is brilliant. I can only say that Mr. Lin is worthy of his name. He has a very active mind.
The two of them had already slept in separate rooms, and Lin Yu searched through all the drawers and cabinets in his bedroom but couldn't find a tape measure. After all, it was unlikely that such a thing would be found in a man's room.
However, he found the belt he wore when he was young deep in the closet. It was exactly 120 cm long, so you can use it as a reference.
Just like that, on a dark and windy night, Lin Yu grabbed his belt and broke into his wife's bedroom.
He didn't knock on the door. Of course, he knew that it would be better not to let his wife know about measuring his wife's height with a belt in the middle of the night.
So he quietly opened the door of Hai Xin's room.
Creak—the wooden door made a slight sound.
However, the next moment, it seemed almost too late, a sharp cold light flashed!
whoosh!
A fruit knife was stuck straight into the door frame, brushing past Lin Yu's cheek, so close!
Lin Yu: !!!!!!
What's happening?!
Why was I attacked by a flying knife as soon as I opened my wife’s door?
However, the scene in the bedroom was even more explosive.
In the middle of the bedroom, there was a rope hanging from the ceiling, with a watermelon hanging on the rope. There seemed to be a human outline carved on the watermelon, and it was crooked, obviously the work of a novice.
There were several fruit knives stuck in the watermelon in all directions!
The scariest thing is!
A refrigerator stood next to the watermelon, with a fruit knife stuck in the crack of the refrigerator door, aiming with interest, as if about to throw it out!
However, when Lin Yu suddenly came in, the refrigerator froze for a moment, the refrigerator door loosened, and the dagger fell directly to the floor, making a crisp sound.
Lin Yu: ...
"The refrigerator may not kill you, but the probability is definitely not zero!"
"I'm crying my eyes out, but it's still thinking about taking my blood?"
To be honest, it was the first time he saw the nervous emotion on the refrigerator door of a double-door refrigerator.
Just like that, he looked at the refrigerator awkwardly for a while, took a deep breath, and then quietly closed the door.
It must be an illusion, he thought.
It must be because I've been under too much pressure at work lately, so I must find a chance to relax.
Thinking of this, he turned around again and carefully opened Hai Xin's bedroom door again...
call!
He said it must be an illusion!
Now it’s much more normal!
The watermelon and the fruit knife on it were gone, and there was nothing on the door frame either.
Lin Yu ignored the deep knife marks on the door frame and the empty rope hanging from the ceiling and walked straight to the bed.
A refrigerator was lying on the bed, covered tightly with a quilt. When it felt Lin Yu approaching, it suddenly straightened up and trembled slightly.
The refrigerator feels like it's overheating inside!
Lin Yu: ...
He didn't know whether he should sigh, "Wow, there is a refrigerator lying on the bed" or be excited that "I can actually clearly feel the tension of a refrigerator."
Anyway, he took out his belt and started measuring it up and down, left and right.
And muttered to himself while recording the data.
"Two meters in length... waist circumference 3.6 meters..."
"Who in the family understands? A man measuring his wife with a belt in the middle of the night is outrageous even for straight men."
"After watching too many suspense dramas, I always feel that he is going to strangle his wife with his belt."
"I don't think so. A refrigerator doesn't have a neck, and the belt is too short. It can't wrap around it."
"You were a little bit presumptuous upstairs."
During the whole measurement process, the refrigerator was at a high level and was measured by the belt shiveringly.
The male protagonist Lin Yu, who got the exact data, finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He looked at the outrageous data.
"It's over. I'm going to be exposed."
"Your wife is a refrigerator, isn't that irritating?"
Under the nervous gaze of all the audience in the live broadcast room, he smiled.
“That’s right!”
"Haixin has this body type!"
He breathed a sigh of relief, and went back to his room to sleep with a smile on his face.
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