Chapter 102 Slap
"Mother Earth, why are you here too?" Liu Yuan put me behind him and looked at the person who came.
"I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, but you haven't made much progress."
"You——" The face of Mother Yanyun changed.
Very good, Liu Yuan spoke as ruthlessly as ever, giving off the familiar feeling of a mother.
So this is the Flamefall Earth Mother. My dear mother’s connections are indeed extensive—
It just looks like they are not one of us.
However, my mother is indeed one step away from ascension, so it is normal for her to look down on those in the early stages of tribulation.
"What brings you to our Demon Realm, Empress Mingyuan? You haven't left the mountain for a hundred years." Mother Yanyun could endure it, and her expression returned to its previous state. Then she waved her hand, and all the demon cultivators surrounding her disappeared. Only a few cultivators in the Tribulation Crossing Stage, me, and Liu Hong who was about to fly up from a distance were left.
Liu Yuan glanced at her, then pulled me out. "My eldest son came to your Demonic Realm and was kidnapped by a Nascent Soul-level junior—"
"If it weren't for my Dabao's determination to break through the restriction today, would anyone else have disappeared without a trace?"
Yanyun Dimu paused, looked at me and the jade pendant of the sightseeing group on my waist, and finally felt embarrassed.
"It's all... misunderstanding." She said with some difficulty.
"Whichever youngster it is, I will discipline him severely—" Then he looked at Liu Hong who was approaching with a sword.
She looked at the masked man, who silently turned his head to look at the sky and the ground, then looked at Liu Hong, but Liu Hong ignored her completely.
Very good, this is the first time I see such a distorted expression on someone's face.
but--
Liu Hong turned around and looked at me, Liu Yuan and Ling Ye beside me.
"...Why is there another person who is crossing the tribulation beside you?"
He thrust his sword forward.
That expression is so annoying—
"Even during the Tribulation Crossing Stage... I can't interfere in matters of love, right?"
I:……
No, what weird things did you come up with?
Who is in love with you???
I silently pulled Liu Yuan's sleeve, and then Liu Hong was hit by an invisible big pouch and flew out.
"You should be beaten for speaking without restraint."
Liu Yuan looked indifferent. He pulled the flying Liu Hong back and slapped him again.
Back and forth seven times.
Well, Liu Hong’s face doesn’t look any different from before.
It’s not that I don’t want to save you, but listen to what you are saying.
"Your master just told me some things that happened before."
She sent me a message.
"Xiaobao... forget it. Now I get angry just seeing his face."
"Being possessed by a demon is fine, but how could you be so stupid as to have your memory erased and still say such things to your own brother—"
Perhaps because of the sound transmission, the emotions were also clearly transmitted.
——It can probably be summarized as the state in which parents with upright family traditions gasp and decide to sever ties with their formerly well-behaved child after seeing him turn into a yellow-haired creature riding a will-o'-the-wisp and yelling "Lao Deng."
I smiled obediently.
"...This is our future Demon Lord." The Earth Mother Yanyun finally couldn't stand it anymore, stopped Liu Yuan from continuing to pull people's hands, and carried Liu Hong behind her.
Liu Hong's face is now swollen like a pig's head.
"Empress Mingyuan also knows... about the balance of heaven, right?" the masked man said.
Liu Yuan rolled his eyes.
"You haven't had a Demon Lord in eight hundred years, why do you need balance now?"
Masked Man & Flamefall Earth Mother: So I am very annoyed by those immortals who are very powerful but have no weaknesses.
The situation was a little awkward for a moment.
Liu Yuan snorted coldly, and with a grab of her hand, Liu Hong was in her hand again. She looked at Liu Hong in her hand.
"...The future Demon Lord, right?" She pinched Liu Hong's face with her hands, "You... like my Dabao, don't you?"
Liu Hong nodded fearlessly with a swollen face.
"Do you still want to lock Dabao up?"
Liu Hong continued to nod.
I can't bear to watch it anymore.
"...Then tell me, why?"
Liu Yuan sneered. Seeing this smile reminded me of some memories of being beaten when I was a child. I silently leaned towards Ling Ye behind her.
"As soon as I saw him, I liked him very much. I always felt like we had met somewhere before... ahem, isn't this what godfather meant by liking?"
Liu Yuan: ...
"Your...godfather?"
Her voice rose, and Liu Hong subconsciously looked at the masked man.
Liu Yuan also looked over.
"Okay—it's you, Wang Yu."
Okay, the masked man also flew out, and flew very far.
Liu Yuan looked furious.
She pinched Liu Hong's face and touched his forehead. "You have lost your previous memory, haven't you? Then I will help you."
Me: ...Ah?
My mother is so cruel?!
Liu Yuan's fingertips shimmered, and Liu Hong's swollen face began to struggle. I clearly saw a black shackle rising from Liu Hong's forehead, and then Liu Yuan poked it lightly, and the entire shackle shattered -
"ah----"
Liu Hong cried out in pain, and I felt a little pain when I heard it.
His eyes were tightly closed, and when he opened them, they were dazed. After a while, he opened them again, and when he saw Liu Yuan, he was a little dazed...
"mother……?"
His voice was not loud, but everyone present heard it.
Then he closed his eyes again.
"Did you hear that?" Liu Yuan looked at the Flamefall Earth Mother and the masked man who had just returned in disgrace. "This is my little treasure. Even if he becomes a demon cultivator, I'm the only one who can beat him."
She looked calm and said, "If anyone tampered with his memory again, I would not be polite."
He glared at the masked man.
Then he threw Liu Hong back to the masked man, "Since my little treasure has become your future Demon Lord, you must teach him a lesson. I won't pursue the details of how he became possessed, but please don't do anything else, understand? You don't want me to destroy the Heavenly Demon Palace again, do you?"
"Dabao, say goodbye to your brother, and leave."
This time it was my turn to close my eyes in pain.
Doesn’t this mean all vests are gone?
Why, Liu Hong got beaten up, and Ling Ye and I were also exposed???
"Okay, Mom." I responded silently, but didn't look at the two evil cultivators.
“——So it’s Immortal Lord Ling Ye.”
But some people just want to press the button.
Why does that masked man named Wang Yu talk so fast?
Liu Yuan waved his hand and a flash of light passed by. Very good, the masked man flew out with Liu Hong.
My mother is really skilled at slapping people.
It feels so good, at this moment I am a mama’s boy!
Then we disappeared from their sight in an instant.
When I stood up again, I was back to the inn.
[It was really exciting just now——]
I didn't dare to breathe, afraid my mother would slap me.
Who is your mother!
"Empress Ming Yuan." Ling Ye took off the mask and restored his face to his original state. He saluted Liu Yuan again.
"Your cultivation level is not much different from mine, and now you're my son's master, so there's no need to be so formal." Liu Yuan sat on the armchair in the room, picked up the teapot beside him, poured himself a cup of tea and took a sip. "This magical tea from the Demon Realm is not inferior to that from the East China Sea."
"Dabao, come and sit here and tell me about what's happened recently."
"Your master just gave a general idea. How did Xiaobao become like that?"
I sat down obediently and started to talk about what happened in the past year, and Ling Ye helped to add to my story.
He behaved like a good master who cared about his disciples.
...Although I think it's probably due to the "Charmer" buff.
Otherwise, Ling Ye wouldn't be such a warm-hearted person, right?!
So ooc!
After listening to me, Liu Yuan touched my head and said, "Thank you for your hard work. You've been doting on Xiaobao too much since he was a child..." She touched my face and said, "I feel like your hair has become thinner. You are obviously a cultivator, so why do you have dark circles under your eyes?"
I:……?
Huh? Wait a minute?
Why did it suddenly jump to the topic of hair thinning???
My hair is almost grown back now!!!
[Ahem – the title of “corporate slave”…]
No, wait, why is there such a side effect???
[Theoretically, the effect of this title is that you become a "corporate slave"... so a receding hairline and dark circles under the eyes aren't really side effects...]
Your product is fraudulent!
Release it immediately!!
After all, my heartthrob buff only has one day and ten hours left!!!
"Mother...how long will you stay here this time?"
I asked her, thinking of the hidden injuries on her body. Because of the interference of the evil cultivators, the disciple competition was cancelled midway, and I did not get a place in the Treasure Pavilion, so I did not find any clues about the "Soul-Shaping Pill".
"Why, you can't bear to leave me?"
"...I came down the mountain this time to seek opportunities. I just wanted to see you two. I will go traveling in two days."
She touched my head again and said, "You are all grown-up children now, and aren't you the eldest brother of the Chongguang Sect?"
She seemed to recall something, "It's not easy to be the eldest senior brother. My eldest senior brother really put a lot of thought into managing a group of us, not to mention a big sect like Chongguang Sect. Dabao, you will be busy in the future."
"Aluan, your brother has his own opportunities, and your responsibility now is not limited to him."
Liu Yuan's expression was serious and kind.
"Your and Ah Hong's life stories are not simple. Even I can't deduce them—" She looked at Ling Ye, "Immortal Lord Ling Ye is probably the best at deducing the laws of nature in this world, but he probably couldn't figure out your life stories either."
Ling Ye paused and nodded.
"But there's no need to worry. You two... are both children blessed by heaven."
Liu Yuan's tone of entrusting his child to someone else is very worrying.
"Mom, Ah Hong and I only recognize you as mom, the rest don't matter." I said seriously.
After all, I still remember the masked servant who put Liu Hong and me into the water.
And... the golden family crest on the covering cloth.
I don’t know the life stories of Liu Hong and me, simply because I don’t want to know.
Because that's not important to me.
Which protagonist doesn’t have a tragic life story?!
It's so bad, okay?!
Anyway, when we cultivate to a certain level, that family will appear... This is a common routine.
"That's good. Well, how about taking me to visit Chongguang Sect? The last time I went there was when I was a child..." She said, supporting her chin.
Mom, you really look like a parent visiting a school. And when you were a child, you were obsessed with the Guangzong sect. That must have been many years ago...
Ling Ye nodded.
"Then let's go back."
He waved his hand, and a white jade plate appeared from his sleeve. Then a teleportation array appeared under the three of us, and in an instant, the three of us disappeared into the array.
Soon, two men in black robes appeared in the room, one of whom was Jiaqi.
The two looked around and finally breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that there was no one around.
"...My career was almost ruined."
Jiaqi complained quietly to the person next to him, and another man in a black robe patted him on the shoulder.
"Who would have guessed that someone in the Tribulation Crossing Stage would have to hide their identity and join a tour group... The key is that something went wrong during the transmission."
"If the seniors hadn't stopped pursuing the matter, we would have lost our lives, not to mention our careers."
"I think I need to take three months off... Please ask my boss for leave on my behalf. Just say that I'm traumatized by the threat of the Tribulation Crossing Stage."
"Okay, brother, take a good rest. I'll use your title of Jiaqi first."
…
Although I had only been outside for two days, when I returned to Chongguang Sect again, I felt as if I was in another world.
Probably because Liu Yuan is following this time.
This is almost the same as a parent-teacher conference.
Because Ling Ye and I had sneaked out in the first place, no one knew when we came back.
Liu Yuan was quite interested in looking around on Frost Moon Peak. In just half an hour, he had become familiar with the few cranes on the peak.
"Dabao, call out your little bluebird and let me see how he is."
I silently called out Villar.
Very good, Villar's butt hair has almost grown back, but it is still a lot shorter than before.
From this perspective, my hair is growing well.
[…Can I not go out?]
Come out, Villar—
You are just a little bluebird now. Liu Yuan is a beast tamer in the world of immortal cultivation. Just think of it as going to see a doctor.
It won't hurt to see a doctor!
My innocence——
Your innocence was lost in Liu Yuan's hands the first time I summoned you.
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