Chapter 135 Clown
The clowns' hands were warmer than I thought. They skipped and pulled me forward, then stopped in front of the happy chair, let go of their hands, and gestured "please" to me from left to right.
...I seemed to hear the onlookers around me gasping in shock.
To be honest, ever since I realized that these two were also sliced by my brother, I have been wondering if that happy chair was prepared for me, but after confirming this, I still don’t know what expression to make.
Then the three of us stood in front of the chair and stared at each other.
"Sangsang, don't you want to?"
"Sangsang, don't you like it?"
The two of them sang in unison, but their tone seemed a little pitiful.
I:……
It's urgent. I can't speak now.
Please consider my feelings. The last person sitting here was just thrown into the trash can by you!
It's obvious that most of the people around are just there to watch the fun?!
Seeing that I didn't answer, the two clowns nodded in understanding, then took out a handkerchief and a duster from somewhere. The white clown used the duster to sweep the non-existent dust on the chair, and the black clown carefully spread the handkerchief on the chair.
"It's been touched by a lot of garbage before, so it's normal for Sangsang to feel dirty."
"Please bear with it for a while, Sangsang. Jero will replace the chair later."
I:……
Ah, that’s not the reason.
But this is not the first day that I have been unable to reason with these slicing guys.
Things have come to this point, and if I don't sit still, I feel like they are going to cry.
He sighed and sat on the stool.
Very good, there was another hissing sound around and the clowns turned their heads and everyone shut up again.
In this extremely quiet situation, the footsteps of the two people behind were very obvious.
The clowns looked behind their chairs, their heads twisted into a strange state.
"Hate."
"Hate."
"Why are you here too?"
"Are you coming to snatch Sangsang away?"
I leaned over the chair and saw Rose Head and Shi Qing, who was covered tightly. Although I couldn't see their faces, it was obvious that both of them were smiling and were just one step away from a fight.
Even if it's just for carrying water, this number of people is too many, right? ? ?
"If the performance doesn't start soon, it will be postponed," Shi Qing said, pointing to the stage. "We brought Sangsang here to see the clown show—"
The clown quieted down, but the tit-for-tat atmosphere in the air remained.
They turned to me, "So Sangsang is here to see Jero perform?"
I nodded.
The clowns held hands together and skipped onto the stage of the theater.
Rose Head and Shi Qing stood on both sides of me very consciously. Other people's eyes would sweep over to me from time to time. I can only say... Anyway, I have my original face now, so it's normal for non-humans to play with non-humans!
…
The performance at the Clown Theater was quite standard. Compared with their bloody methods at the beginning, this clown performance was very normal.
It's so normal that I'm a little grateful.
——Before I started, I thought there wouldn't be any breaking, dividing, touching, cutting, etc., but it turned out to be just playing with balls, jumping through hoops, and spitting fire.
So touching!
[…It’s hard to tell whether you’re looking forward to it or complaining.]
Of course I'm complaining, but there's nothing wrong with my values!
The clown's performance was coming to an end, and assistants came up carrying a huge colorful box.
"Today's lucky guest selection is about to begin~"
With a snap of the fingers, a colorful ball with different numbers written on it appeared in the hands of all the audience. I looked at the number on my hand, and it was a "1".
Then I watched as the two clowns almost put half of their bodies into the colorful box.
One after another, the colorful balls were thrown out of the box. I could still hear the two clowns muttering, "Not this one." "Where is it?" "Find number 1, find number 1!"
——No matter how you think about it, this isn't how the lottery should be drawn, right?!
Isn’t it random???
You guys don’t even want to hide it???
What does my brother look like? Why are all the slices so weird?!
Ever since I came into this world, I've discovered that this group of people don't even avoid people when they go through the back door.
I closed my eyes in some pain, and once again, I became the focus of vision. I could now imagine that most of these people were guessing about my origins.
On the stage, the two clowns finally found the number 1 from a pile of colored balls.
“——Number 1!”
Announce loudly.
No one reacted at all because both of their eyes were focused on me, so I gritted my teeth and started clapping.
Then the two clowns happily jumped off the stage with the balls in their hands and walked over to me. "We can fulfill one of Sangsang's wishes. What does Sangsang want?"
I took out my notebook and asked, "What wishes do other people usually make?"
The two clowns looked at each other and said with a smile, "Only Sangsang can make a wish. Everyone else is just a random prop! Any wish can be made~"
I:……
[…Wow.]
[The brothers in Xiaoyu's world are really sick.]
I feel like if I say I want the stars in the sky, they can find a way to pick them down for me.
[Oh, such a simple thing, even if it is all done. ]
...No, I don’t want the stars in the sky either!!
I looked at Rose Head and Shi Qing. These two people must have brought me here for a purpose, so what is that purpose?
"Show your voice."
Rose-head spoke up, "Anyway, you two can just use one voice. Sangsang can't speak at all on land right now."
The black and white clown paused.
Just when I thought the two clowns were hesitating, they started fighting.
"I think my voice sounds better, use mine."
"Jero's voice is nothing like Jero's, so of course I'll use mine."
The fight was so fierce and merciless that many people and public facilities around were accidentally injured. Many contestants had already run away. The excitement of the carnival was everywhere, but it was not certain whether they would survive.
Gradually, the position of the three of us became the only intact place around
Help, stop fighting. If you want to fight, go to the dance studio. Don’t you two have the same voice?
Besides, you two were originally one, so why would you fight over something like this after being split up into two?!
【ah? 】
[Host, when did you discover this? ? ]
...No, it's hard not to notice the obvious left and right hand settings, and the two of them standing together give me a whole feeling. How should I put it, I'm almost becoming an intuitive type now.
Perhaps he was finally too lazy to wait, and Rose Head made his move. His vines shot out instantly, separating the two clowns one on each side, and then mercilessly threw them into the Clown Theater. No one knew what material the Clown Theater was made of, but it was not damaged at all even with such a strong impact.
Two clowns climbed up from the pile of junk, staring angrily in Rose Head's direction. Rose Head bared his sharp teeth, and the buttons of his formal suit looked like they were about to burst open under his muscles. "Idiots, if you can't decide, I'll make it for you. Are you going to waste your brother's time?"
For some reason, I seemed to see some resentful workers on Rose Head's body.
Is this the different temperament given to working people?
After all, among the guys who have appeared so far, only Rose Head is working for others, while the clowns performing have a bunch of subordinates.
The two clowns crawled out and looked at me again, then dug their fingers into their necks in a weird way, and then took out two glass balls from their mouths with a sound that was probably bones rubbing against each other or something.
Then he took out a handkerchief and wiped the glass ball vigorously, trying to show the most beautiful side of the glass ball.
Then he spread the glass ball in his hand and held it in front of me.
Two glass balls, one black and one white, lay quietly in their palms, looking particularly beautiful in the sunlight.
But I have some PTSD about this gesture.
I covered my face and sighed silently.
I have difficulty making choices.
"Sangsang doesn't know how to choose?" Shi Qing asked, and I nodded.
He and Rose Head exchanged a glance, then attacked at the same time, cutting the two glass balls at an invisible speed. The two clowns' expressions instantly twisted. The two glass balls seemed to be connected to their pain. In an instant, blood flowed out of the mouths of the two clowns, and the red blood was particularly conspicuous on their faces, one black and one white.
But apparently the little monsters didn't think it was a big deal at all.
Rose Head quickly put the split glass balls together, one black and one white. After they were put together, the two glass beads quickly returned to being a whole ball, but they were all turned into mixed black and white glass beads.
He picked up one of them, and I watched him take out various bottles and jars from somewhere and start sterilizing them.
...There's no need to be so meticulous, right?!
What virus are they?
The black clown over there swallowed the mixed-color glass bead, and the white clown stood aside without saying a word.
After Rose Head confirmed that everything was fine, he handed the glass bead to me and said, "Just swallow it."
When I held the glass bead, I found that it just looked like a glass bead, but the touch was completely different, very subtle, and the color was also like a black sesame rice dumpling with the filling exposed.
Then I put it in my mouth, it melted instantly and my throat felt cool and itchy.
“Ahem…”
I couldn't help coughing, and I did make a sound.
"Sangsang?"
“…I’m fine.”
Great, you can talk to me.
"Now that we've solved Sangsang's speech problem, it's time for us to go to the next place—" Rose Head said with a smile.
"Wait a minute, wait a minute—"
"There's another gift—"
The two clowns spoke again, they stood in front of me, and it seemed that giving me a voice did not affect their conversation.
I looked at them with a confused look on my face.
"Sangsang heard it at the beginning, right? As long as you can escape from Jello's Happy Chair alive, you will receive a special reward."
It seems like this is true, but it turns out it wasn't just a rumor?
The rumors spread just to lure people in, just like a marketing ploy used by businesses.
“It’s true!”
The two clowns held hands and took out a red clown nose and put it in my hand.
Clown's Help
The clowns are helpful clowns, and wearing this nose will grant you the power of the clowns for ten minutes.
"Although it's of no use to Sangsang, you can give it to others."
"But Jello will also be very sad to give it to others."
"But... you can give it to Jello!"
…
I couldn't hear clearly what the two clowns said next. Shi Qing and Rose Head had already pulled me forward. When I looked back, all I saw were the black and white clowns holding hands and smiling.
Although my description is very heartwarming, to be honest, this scene would be extremely scary in a horror movie.
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According to Rosehead’s plan, our next stop is the red light district.
I wasn't surprised that there was a red light zone here, but was it inappropriate to bring a minor like me there?
Even though I now understand that my actual age may not be a simple number, at least based on my current understanding of this world, I should be a minor, right? ?
[…Still as law-abiding as ever, host.]
This is a matter of principle!
"Don't worry, it's not the place you think. It's more like a bar street."
Rose Head said this after listening to my doubts.
"Sangsang, don't you want to know about other brothers? There is one over there too."
"But that guy might not recognize Sangsang... If you feel unhappy, just beat him up. It's easy for Sangsang anyway."
…
Thank you. After listening to you, I think this may be a rare normal person.
You don’t know me, so you won’t spoil me for no reason.
Because it's just a slice, they won't be inexplicably hostile to me.
Great, based on this deduction, he must be a normal person.
[Perhaps, host, I feel that every time you think this way, something unexpected will happen...]
[Do I need to remind you that you are Lucky E? ]
If you don't want to hear it, shut up.
The three of us came to a bar, and Shi Qing opened the door first. The bar was full of various contestants and monsters, but they were all drinking in their seats.
I followed Shi Qing and Rosehead to the bar. A bartender with white curly hair who seemed two meters tall was standing there wiping glasses. His hair was exactly the same as mine, but much longer than mine. Even though it was tied into a high ponytail, it felt like it reached at least to his thighs.
As we sat down, he turned his head. His entire face was covered with white bandages, with only his golden eyes showing. Judging from the skin around his eyes, the skin under the bandage was definitely not ordinary skin.
His eyes scanned the three of us before settling on me.
"Hey, what do you want to drink? Milk or juice?"
I:……
Wait, isn't that too few options?
"You can't drink alcohol, do you want juice or milk?"
His tone was a little fierce and rough, like a worn snorkel.
"……juice."
I spoke silently.
Shi Qing and Rose Head didn't say a word.
Then in the blink of an eye, a glass of juice was placed in front of me.
The white-haired bartender looked at me with burning eyes, as if waiting for my comment.
Wait a minute, bro, you really don’t know me???
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