Chapter 80 Getting Married
The usage time of "Title: Domineering President" is still 8 minutes.
It's impossible for me to search room by room.
"One minute, I want everyone out of this space."
After three seconds of silence, I felt a sharp pain in my chest and spat out a mouthful of blood.
Nothing happens.
This request was beyond the capabilities of the "Title: Domineering CEO".
...I said there is no such invincible title.
After wiping the blood from the corner of my mouth, the validity time of my title suddenly dropped by 3 minutes, and now there are only 5 minutes left.
As expected, I still need to find a marriage certificate.
But I don’t dare to try whether I can call out the marriage certificate now. What if it fails and the usage time drops sharply again, it will be a pure waste of time.
"Baizhi, do you think you can escape?" He confidently adjusted his glasses.
...Forget it, I don’t want to say anything anymore.
This language system is so confusing.
[Perhaps because the host has been a domineering CEO, this title is very suitable.]
This is what I looked like when I was a boss?!
Who are you insulting, the system.
Bah, no, why are my thoughts affected?!
Then a door not far from where I finished speaking moved, and Bai Zhi was pulled out from inside in a strange state.
Then, in a way beyond physics, she came into my arms, with one hand around her waist and the other hand pinching her chin.
Then Baizhi and I stared at each other.
...No, what the hell is this?!
What kind of fixed pose is this? Who is this pose for? Is it for the "Fallen Flower Cave Girl"?!
And what on earth are we two doing now, two people in red dresses!
"...Sister Yingying, what is this...?" she asked uncertainly.
I quickly let go of her. "Of course this is to save you, woman."
What he said made me want to dig a hole and crawl into it.
Bai Zhi: “…”
"It's okay, Yingying, I know what you mean." She nodded in understanding. "I was a middle school student once, too."
Can you please not act as if nothing happened and interpret it this way?!
Doesn't this make me look even weirder?
"...Hmph, next we'll go find the marriage certificate." I adjusted my glasses again, sensing something was amiss. Sure enough, my next words came out, "Woman, don't think you can marry me just because you have the marriage certificate. Don't cross the line."
…
This desperate world.
Bai Zhi: "Yeah, Yingying, I understand. I'm satisfied just by being by your side."
Why don't you cooperate with me like this?!
"You'd better do so, Butler Luo, and lead the way for us."
No, who is Luo Guanjia?
I felt another sharp pain in my chest, and as one minute of the effective time was instantly deducted, a road covered with flower petals appeared in front of us.
——Butler Luo is the "Fallen Flower Cave Girl"?!
Can it really be used like this?
I pulled Baizhi and ran forward along the petals. Time was running out, and I didn't know how long this title could control "Fallen Flower Cave Girl".
As time was running out, with only one minute left, we arrived at a vast cave with a red sedan in the middle.
The surrounding caves are decorated very festively. Behind the sedan chair is a shrine covered with red gauze, so you can't see what's inside.
The "marriage certificate" may be in there.
"Hard to say goodbye, dear to say goodbye, infinite love is sent through the strings, the sound of the strings is like the gurgling of running water, I blame my lover for leaving without a return date."
The mournful female voice sounded again.
"Bridal gown, bride, get on the bridal sedan."
Suddenly, two red silk threads emerged from the sedan chair and flew towards the two of us.
"Woman, you're playing with fire—stop it!"
As I spoke, the red silk stopped for a moment, but soon flew towards us again.
There were still 30 seconds left on the title. Bai Zhi had already taken out her Mo Dao and slashed at the red silk. The red silk was cut off, but it seemed as if there was no end and it kept flying out of the sedan chair.
I noticed that the red candles on the shrine were getting brighter.
"Bride, bride—"
"Bride, why don't you get in the sedan chair?"
The mournful female voice became shrill, and the sound pierced my ears and Baizhi's ears and caused ringing.
As the countdown for the title ended, the glasses on my face disappeared.
A flaming sword appeared in my hand. Baizhi and I kept chopping at the red silk, and my flames were also burning the red silk. For a moment, we were unable to do anything to each other.
But I found that my fire could not get close to the sedan chair and the shrine.
Moreover, the speed at which the red silk appeared was much faster than the speed at which it was burned. Soon, the entire cave was filled with burning red silk, and the heat from the yang fire steamed Baizhi and me.
I was fine, after all, it was my own anger, but Baizhi was feeling a little uncomfortable.
Baizhi's fate is that the moon rises from Fusang, and she also has negative energy. Yang fire is her nemesis.
The Mo Dao in her hand is her spine, which is usually sealed in her body. It is the extremely yin power of the moon. Now, under the scorching of the yang fire, it is gradually dissipating.
This is not a solution, my mind was racing.
"dimension--"
At my call, Villar appeared in front of me.
But his condition is a bit strange.
And it seems like Villar hasn't spoken in my head for a while.
[Host——Tutechan seems to have been influenced by this world due to his status as a Fallen Angel. He is now easily influenced by other gods.]
I looked at Villar who seemed a little confused in front of me.
Why didn't you tell me earlier?! What use are you, Tong?
[Wow, I just realized this. After all, Villar doesn't usually talk to me.]
Villar's appearance now was not the same as usual. His star-like eyes flashed with red light, and his police uniform disappeared, leaving only a black patch with a golden heart in the middle.
It was the same heart that I used before, and He reached out His hand.
“￥%&#*（——”
Don't hurt him.
The appearance of an obscure voice caused everything around to suddenly stop, and Bai Zhi half-knelt on the ground in pain.
The surrounding red silk disappeared, and spatial cracks condensed in the space.
It's a trick I'm familiar with.
Villar floated over to me, his black smoke tentacles enveloping me. I slowly lifted off the ground, as if he were holding me up. Then he remembered to detach a tentacle and pick up Bai Zhi.
“…”
"God of the other side, why have you come?"
When the female voice sounded, the shrine behind the sedan chair moved, and the red silk was pulled aside, and a big insect wearing red clothes walked out from inside.
It is a white fleshy worm with segments, its back covered with black armor, no eyes, and a huge mouth and layers of sharp teeth on its head.
Like a lamprey's mouth.
The long tentacles were like two pieces of red silk, swaying freely.
Such an ugly fleshworm made a mournful female voice.
It is the "mountain god" that is the embodiment of "Fallen Flower Cave Girl".
Veral looked at it and just buried me back into his black body. I touched his little tentacles to comfort him a little.
"The god over there, is he your prey? Then... how about I only take half of him? All my other brides can be given to you." The mountain god began to negotiate with Verar.
No, can you consider the feelings of the person involved when you discuss whether to eat it or not?
Don't be afraid.
Maybe because he was holding me, Villar was in much better condition than at the beginning.
I pinched the little tentacle again, then looked at Baizhi who was still in a daze.
Veraer, ask him where the marriage certificate is and ask him to give it to me in exchange.
[…Xiaoyu, it’s very dangerous.]
It doesn't matter.
I secretly took out the "super new glasses" and put them on my face.
Just when I realized that there were too many flaws in "Title: Domineering President", I had already taken out my old friend.
Now I can stay invincible for half an hour.
And don’t you have it too!
“*（#&（@*￥&”
Where is the "Marriage Certificate"? Exchange it for the "Marriage Certificate."
The small tentacles covered Baizhi's ears in advance.
"……no."
The flesh worm stepped back, but its body subconsciously leaned towards the sedan chair.
"Let him sit in the sedan chair first."
“…&#@￥@”
【Give me the marriage certificate first.】
The two non-humans refused to give in.
After arguing for a few rounds, the meat worm gave in.
"All right……"
The mountain god squirmed his huge body and slowly climbed up the cave. There was a few hydrangeas hanging right above the sedan chair. He squirmed upwards along the rock wall, then hovered in the air, stretched his body forward, and stopped in front of a red hydrangea.
The red tentacles wrapped around the hydrangea, and picked the hydrangea.
It climbed down again and handed over the hydrangea. The hydrangea split in the middle, and a marriage certificate made of pure gold appeared inside.
"Give him to me."
Veral hesitated to move, so I squeezed the tentacle.
He handed me over.
My waist was wrapped in red tentacles.
Villar took the marriage certificate.
Villar, destroyed.
In an instant, the marriage certificate was destroyed in his hands.
"Hahahahahahaha——" The fleshy worm let out a sharp and piercing laugh. The red silk around my waist tightened and I reacted instantly.
That marriage certificate is fake!
This old meat worm is a liar!
In just a moment, it was about to stuff me into its mouth, and Verral's tentacles quickly rolled over.
The mountain god was even faster, and I was already stuffed into its mouth. I watched helplessly as its layers of teeth pressed down.
“Crack—”
The tooth is broken.
"Certainly."
The fleshworm paused, and then in a flash, its head was chopped off.
Blue flames swept across the entire space.
Zhou Tianqi fell from the sky.
Everyone's attention was on him and Yi Yun behind him.
"ah--------"
The sharp chirping of insects resounded throughout the space, but soon, it grew a new head.
Zhou Tianqi, Yi Yun and Villar started fighting with the big meat worm.
...So no one cares about me, a guy who relies on invincibility to forcefully crush the mountain god's teeth?!
I crawled out of the severed head covered in slime in a somewhat embarrassed manner.
I felt like I was full of bad smell, and red flames came out of my body. Under my precise control, they burned away the mucus on my body. Because of the invincible blessing of the glasses, the yang fire could not burn me at all.
I looked at the red hydrangea above the sedan chair.
"Sister Yingying, let's go get the hydrangea."
Baizhi pulled out the Spine Mo Dao from her back, and the Flame Sword also appeared in my hand.
We made hand gestures with our fingers and jumped up on the rock wall. While Zhou Tianqi and the others were distracting the mountain god, we both jumped smoothly to a position almost as high as the hydrangea.
Following my finger gestures, more than twenty swords appeared behind me and rushed towards the countless red hydrangeas hanging on the ground.
Amid the fleshworm's furious roar, dozens of red hydrangeas were destroyed in an instant.
There is a "marriage certificate" in every red hydrangea.
So which one is the real one?!
"... Each one corresponds to a bride." Bai Zhi slashed with her Mo Dao a few times, and the sword energy flew into the air, and the red hydrangea was chopped into pieces in an instant.
The top of the cave is covered with red hydrangeas. It would take some time for both of us to destroy them.
The mountain god over there was already on the verge of going berserk, and the entire space was shaking.
“There are still ordinary people here.”
"If these marriage certificates are destroyed, this space will collapse directly, and we will all be buried here."
"Go find the red marriage certificate." Zhou Tianqi shouted at us while dodging the attack of the mountain god.
Baizhi and I looked at each other.
The two men split up and began to cut open each hydrangea.
Also make sure that the marriage certificate inside is not damaged in any way.
But considering the number of hydrangeas here, it would be like looking for a needle in a haystack if we looked at them one by one.
Is there a faster way to...
In Xiangxi, the first step in getting married is to read the marriage certificate.
However, in the unusual record of "Fallen Flower Cave Girl", a red marriage certificate was read out every time a wedding took place.
Therefore, the fastest way to find a marriage certificate is to find someone getting married.
Tong, invincible means invincible in everything, right?
[Yes...wait, host???]
If you get into trouble, remember to rescue me.
After saying that, I quickly fell to the bottom of the cave and walked in front of the sedan chair.
"Aying——"
"The bride—"
“Yingying——”
【Xiao Yu——】
I opened the curtain of the sedan chair and got in.
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