Love Threesome (Complete)
Xia Yi opened her eyes. Sunlight was already pouring in through the window. The pink balloon beside the bed had burst at some point, and the contents had vanished as if they had never existed. Only bits of balloon debris were left scattered on the ground. She carefully looked around, stood up, and shook her head to clear her mind.
This time when she got out of bed, she no longer felt restrained. She put on her slippers and got out of bed smoothly, then opened the door.
Across from him, Xiang Jiu also opened the door and couldn't help but smile when he saw Xia Yi. "Sister Yi Yi, good morning. That was so terrifying just now. We almost got stuck in that dungeon."
"There are bugs everywhere. The way the dungeon is arranged is not reasonable at all." Xiang Jiu muttered.
"Do you know something?" Xia Yi just finished speaking.
——Ding, a sweet and lovely voice came from the loudspeaker in the corridor: "Dear guests, please go to the first floor for dinner immediately. No latecomers will be served." This time the reminder was unexpectedly concise.
Xiang Jiu didn't explain much, simply nodded and stretched out his fingers to make a small pinch. "I just shared some of the information I knew about this plan with the country. I also knew that the country would take action in this competition, but I didn't expect it to be in this form of a copy within a copy."
"Are you cured?" Xia Yi could only vaguely remember the boy from that year.
"Of course, I haven't spent all these years on the stairs for nothing. Not only that, I've also accumulated a considerable fortune. I'm not bad looking either. Sister Yiyi, you're not tired of me, are you?" Xiang Jiu said as he walked to the front, watching Xia Yi with his peripheral vision. "I always walk ahead when crossing the stairs. I think you'll have to enter one eventually. If we're lucky enough to get to one, I can protect you."
"Thank you." Xia Yi hesitated, "X, is that you?"
"It's me. I watched your game before, watching you stand up from the darkness. When you stumbled, I wanted to pull you out of the quagmire. Until now, I feel that what I did was indeed right." Xiang Jiu raised a finger and said lively, "I will always be your believer."
"More than that, when believers see the cards in the Bible, what do they think?" Xiang Jiu didn't turn around, but said in a soft voice, "I want to kiss you."
Xia Yi looked up. Xiang Jiu was already a head and a half taller than him. He stood with his back straight, and his ears, tilted to the side to listen to her voice, were already red. He was still waiting for her answer stubbornly. His heart and eyes were full of her. It was hard not to be moved. Xia Yi said straight to the point, "Let's meet in the dungeon. Let's give it a try. Maybe then..."
Xiang Jiu interrupted excitedly, "Okay, if you have any place you want to go, you must tell me. The first step is to clear the Romantic Threesome dungeon!!"
Then you won't like me anymore.
Xia Yi swallowed the words that were on the tip of his tongue.
When they got downstairs, the dining table was already full of people, with not a single seat empty. However, no one had a smile on their face, and the atmosphere was very silent. The atmosphere was not broken until she and Xiang Jiu went downstairs and the sound of a cat's meowing broke it.
"Meow meow meow."
The little black kitten rubbed against the table leg and ran to Xia Yi, staring at Xia Yi with its pair of blue eyes, as if it had been waiting here early. The cute little kitten looked exactly the same as Xiang Jiu when he turned into a cat.
Xiang Jiu froze, muttering in disbelief, "Why is there a cat in this dungeon?"
Bai Mianmian glanced at Xiang Jiu in surprise: "Isn't this Xia Yi's cat? I saw Xia Yi holding it before. I thought it was her prop, wasn't it?"
"No." Xia Yi shook her head and stared at the black cat, thinking strangely, it was obviously the same black cat, but she didn't want to squat down and pick it up at all. If it was Xiang Jiu, she would probably pick him up easily.
Xiang Jiu stared at the black cat for a few seconds, then took two quick steps to cover the person.
"Then forget it. Xia Yi, you guys come sit down first. We can't open the plates until everyone is here." Ming Xue greeted Xia Yi and Xiang Jiu with a smile, "If you wait any longer, the food on the plates will get cold."
"Yeah, stop dawdling." A boy echoed Mingxue and urged her.
Xia Yi nodded and sat down.
"You've also noticed that this dungeon is full of loopholes. If you're not careful, you'll be dragged into another dungeon. Han Yi and I have already experienced two other dungeons." Ming Xue opened the plate in front of her, and the standard set of one dish and one soup appeared in front of her.
The others also sat at the dining table for a long time. After Mingxue opened it, the others opened it one after another.
The food this time was given in exactly the same way as before.
The boy, whose plate was covered with condiments, immediately looked dark-faced, his eyes filled with curse words, but he didn't dare to curse openly because of the ongoing copy.
Xia Yi opened the tray. She and Xiang Jiu had three dishes and a soup. Probably because they were the first in the team, the soup was full of pork ribs and meat.
When the tray is closed, the aroma of the food is covered tightly, and since there is no food to eat, it doesn't feel torturous.
But as soon as the tray was opened, the aroma of food filled the room. Those without food had to work hard to divert their attention away from the food. Lin Guo swallowed his saliva, "I also completed two dungeons. The difficulty seems to have been reduced. I was injured, but I didn't die. But in just three short days, going through so many dungeons, cramming this and that, even if you have the best brains, you'd feel dizzy. What's more, there are several people like me who are not that smart. I'm just lucky to be sitting with you!"
"I'm going to die in this dungeon!"
After Lin Guo finished speaking, everyone's faces turned ugly.
Cai Qi threw down his chopsticks angrily. "Fuck! If I had known this earlier, I wouldn't have come to participate in this competition. If I continue to stay here, I'll either be killed by the dungeon or starve to death."
——Ding Dong.
As soon as Cai Qi finished cursing, a ding-dong sound came from the loudspeaker.
"Please enjoy your meal as soon as possible, everyone," a mechanical voice said, emotionless. "Our Love Bang Bang Bang and Comedy Battle Royale collaboration, Love Threesome, has been acclaimed since its broadcast, and the researchers' moral feedback far exceeds our average research. All of this is inseparable from the passionate performances of the guests. However, due to broadcast restrictions, our live show is about to end. I believe that since everyone is here to become famous, giving up this opportunity for fame halfway would be devastating."
"So in order to repay such a good guest, we specially brought out our best show."
"The show will start when everyone finishes their meal, so please stay tuned."
The report, which should have been full of enthusiasm, became eerie due to the inorganic sound of a machine.
There was originally only a corner of a steamed bun on Lin Guo and Xia Linlin's plates. Before the horn sounded, they each took a bite and ate the bun.
Almost as soon as the horn sounded, the ground changed. A bottomless black hole appeared in the center of the room. There was no wind or suction. It was a quiet and peaceful hole. Xia Yi threw the spoon in. The spoon disappeared the moment it entered without any echo.
Lin Guo and Xia Linlin were the first guests to finish breakfast, and three people appeared beside them at the same time.
The identical Lin Guo and Xia Lin appeared repeatedly, one or two pairs plus the original Lin Guo and Xia Linlin, making a total of three pairs.
Almost as soon as they appeared, they rushed towards each other. A group of people mixed together in the blink of an eye, with exactly the same expressions and actions, and it was no longer possible to tell the two people apart.
"Please find the unwanted person and bring them to the garbage disposal station. Remember the reminder: if you leave trash behind, it will turn you into garbage too. And in the process of disposing of the trash, you'll find that the trash itself struggles. If you mishandle it, your loved one might never be found again." The overhead speaker chimed again, "Please follow our designated rules. You only have five minutes. Guests Lin Guo and Xia Linlin will count down."
—Tick-tick-tick…
Expressions of despair gradually spread across the six faces of Lin Guo and Xia Linlin.
Xia Yi tried to get up, but she and Xiang Jiu had not finished their meal yet, so they were confined to their chairs.
I don’t know how long it took, the ticking sound continued tirelessly, and finally someone couldn’t stand this atmosphere anymore. Lin Guo No. 1 pushed Xia Linlin next to him to the ground, grabbed her thighs, and rushed towards the black hole.
"Ah!" Xia Linlin screamed, grabbed Lin Guo's arm, and pushed Lin Guo into the black hole.
The black hole did not make any sound, and the "gulp" sound was the sound of someone swallowing saliva.
"Lin Guo, we are best friends." Xia Linlin's voice rang out sharply, her face full of fear and tears. She screamed and rushed towards Lin Guo, who was closest to her, and dragged her towards the black hole. Xia Linlin was stronger than Lin Guo, and the dragged Lin Guo could not resist at all. The other two Xia Linlins also started fighting, and the scene was in chaos.
"Xia Linlin, are you crazy!!" Lin Guo struggled to turn over, took out the contract in his arms tremblingly, and tore it into pieces page by page.
The contract was torn into pieces and scattered on the way to the black hole. After it was torn, bits of golden light penetrated into Lin Guo's body. A golden, opened door appeared under Lin Guo. After Lin Guo fell into the door, the door closed and disappeared.
The moment the door appeared, everyone's eyes were glued to it.
That is the door that appears when they leave the copy.
No wonder, no wonder the prompt that popped up when they first entered the threesome was so brief. This is not a complete copy at all, but the same copy they entered when they stacked copies. The focus of this copy is probably the contract.
Perhaps because they had a goal in mind, everyone ate faster.
The two boys who only had seasonings licked the plates, quickly entered the game, and then scattered.
In the blink of an eye, almost everyone in the group finished their meal, and Xia Yi and Xiang Jiu also sped up.
"Meow, what are you two going to do?" As the real and fake people scattered and the scene became chaotic, the black cat under the dining table stepped on a chair and jumped onto the table, tilting its head to ask. The black cat seemed to have been deceived by them when they pretended to be monsters. He seemed to still firmly believe that he and Xiangjiu were his kind. "Even if we are monsters, if the garbage station goes down, it will really go down. Look, all those fake things have been fed to the monsters."
"Like them, find the contract as soon as possible." Xia Yi said with a wry smile.
"Well, I know where your contract is." Black Cat looked around and whispered, "Your contract is behind the painting on the third floor. Really, I saw it."
"Why are you helping me?"
"Because we blue cats are small and useless, other monsters always exclude us. Even though I'm older, they always assign me to do the dirty work. You're different. You're really good to him." The black cat said enviously, "You must be a good monster."
"Thank you." Xia Yi didn't know what to say, but it wasn't a bad thing after all.
Xia Yi swallowed the last bite of rice and finally entered the "Black Hole" game. She was finally able to leave the chair. The split people surrounded her. The black cat monster just now was actually one of the actors. Xia Yi pushed the people in front of her away, pulled Xiang Jiu, grabbed the black cat monster's neck, and rushed out of the encirclement.
She put the black cat monster in a relatively safe corner before going up to the third floor.
All the rooms on the third floor were opened, and a mess of miscellaneous items were piled up in the corridor. The picture frames on the walls had long been turned upside down.
“The action is too fast.”
"I think there should be a copy here as well." Xia Yi said softly as he flipped through the album, "The contents inside are pretty mediocre right now."
"Who entered the dungeon last night, and whose contract did they get?" Cai Qi shouted at the top of his lungs. "Xia Yi, Xia Linlin's still alive, right? I got her contract."
"Almost." Xiang Jiu answered for Xia Yi. After that, he paused, ran to the front in three or two steps, and entered his room.
Xia Yi took a look at every room. When she came to Mingxue's room, she paused. The pink balloon in Mingxue's room was still floating in a corner of the room.
The copy Mingxue entered last night was not hers.
Xia Yi turned his head and looked at a photo album facing Mingxue's room. The album was now hung with its back to the wall.
Xia Yi walked towards the location of the pink balloon. There was something faintly inside the balloon. She raised her hand and pulled the balloon down. As soon as she touched the surface of the balloon, the balloon shattered silently as if it was pricked by a needle. Two paper documents fell from the debris of the balloon. Xia Yi raised her hand and took it. It was Ming Xue's contract.
While Xia Yi was opening the balloon, the fake 'Xiang Jiu' and the fake 'Xia Yi' had already surrounded the door tightly and were approaching Xia Yi cautiously.
Behind the dummy, Mingxue was actually standing there, and no one knew how long she had been standing there.
Xia Yi held up the contract towards Ming Xue so that Ming Xue could see the words on the contract clearly.
Ming Xue bit her lip and said with a smile, "Xia Yi, you got my contract. What do you want in exchange for giving it to me?"
"Sister Yiyi, I found my contract. It's inside the balloon. By the way, this bad woman has been rummaging around in your bedroom for a long time." Xiang Jiu said as he rushed over and stopped the dummy from attacking Xia Yi.
"I was just looking for the contract, but I didn't expect it to be in my bedroom. I didn't even notice there was a pink balloon there." Ming Xue explained, "Xia Yi, we've been friends for so many years. Please give me the contract. When we get out, I'll buy it with money. I heard from them that you're short of money recently, aren't you?"
"I shouldn't need anything once I get out." Although Xia Yi wanted to tear the smiling face in front of him apart, his tone remained calm. "You can exchange it. Take my contract. Isn't my contract with you?"
"You should know that you can't beat me." Xia Yi grabbed the fake 'Xiang Jiu' with one hand, and hit the back of 'Xiang Jiu''s neck with the hand holding the contract.
The voice of "Kaba" echoed in Mingxue's heart.
Ming Xue gritted her teeth. How could Xia Yi be so lucky? It was like this in the beginning. With her talent and luck, she could only look up to him.
Ming Xue took a step back, biting her lip, and took the contract out of her backpack. She said, "We are compatriots. I was going to give it to you anyway. Of course, it would be even better if we could exchange it."
"That's good." Xia Yi stepped forward and handed over the contract.
Since everything was being broadcast live, Mingxue didn't dare to make any mistakes. Her high profile was also a kind of shackle.
The last dummy was killed by Xiang Jiu, and Ming Xue walked downstairs with the contract.
"Xiangjiu, is my live broadcast always on?" Xia Yi walked away in the opposite direction of Mingxue, asking while tearing up the contract in his hand.
"Yeah, it's always on." Xiang Jiu's voice became lighter.
*****
——"Love Threesome" has been cracked!!
——The comment section of the well-known anchor Ming Xue has completely collapsed!!!
— New anchor Xia Yi's leg injury has been fully healed, and we'll report on the entire process of his meeting with Hei Huang in real time!
—Regarding the three stages of our negotiations after establishing contact with the creatures and researchers below the stairs.
——In the 240th year of the Interstellar Calendar, the solar system was officially divided into federally registered planets. "The Ladder" was retained as a large-scale cross-era confrontation game, and various anchors are still popular all over the world.
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