Chapter 137 Chapter 137
Chapter 137
“…What am I doing?”
Wei Yang woke up in a daze, and then saw his assistant looking at him as if he was about to cry.
"Master Wei, you finally believed it. It's all my fault, wuwu..."
He listened to the crying of his assistant and forced himself to open his eyes. He turned his head and looked around, but all he saw was white.
Has he come to the mortal's medical room?
How did he get here?
"…What happened? Are you trying to hurt me?" Wei Yang said in a hoarse voice, looking at the young assistant with murderous eyes.
The young assistant's breathing stopped when he saw the murderous intent. After suppressing his conditioned reflex to attack, he quickly squeezed out a few tears and looked at Wei Yang with tearful eyes.
"I'm sorry, Immortal Wei. It's my fault. When I brought you the fruit tea, I forgot to ask you if you were allergic to mangoes. I didn't expect you were allergic to mangoes. Not long after you drank the fruit tea, you fainted due to the allergy. Woo woo woo..."
Wei Yang saw that his young assistant was crying sincerely, and the murderous intent in his heart subsided a little, but Wei Yang still felt that something was wrong with the murderous intent that he had cultivated in the world of cultivation.
——Until he saw his horrible appearance now that he had swollen like a pig’s head.
Wei Yang immediately wanted to smash the medical room, but before he could gather his spiritual power, a warm and soft body jumped into his arms.
"I'm really sorry, Immortal Wei. Please punish me. I'll accept any compensation you ask of me. Please don't abandon me, wuwuwuwu..."
Hearing the young assistant crying out of breath, the spiritual energy that Wei Yang had originally gathered quietly dispersed.
Wei Yang's head was already a little dizzy, and he became even more dizzy when he heard the cry of the beautiful girl in his arms.
"...I won't give you up. After all, it's not your fault. It's the problem of that mortal fruit."
Wei Yang comforted him dryly, and looking at the top of his assistant's head, his original anger softened into water.
He was just about to help the young assistant up so that they could have a love talk, but someone suddenly came in and interrupted his thoughts.
"Alice! What are you doing! Immortal Wei is still recuperating, why are you jumping into his arms! Look at you, you are so careless that you don't even know that Immortal Wei is allergic! What are you still doing here! You are fired!"
After the person pushed the door open, he started scolding the young assistant, which made Wei Yang frown immediately. Although the young assistant did not handle the matter well this time, he had already regarded her as his woman.
And what is this mortal male doing now? He actually scolds his woman and wants to fire her?
Wei Yang looked at the ordinary-looking man in front of him wearing a three-piece suit, and his brows furrowed further.
Fired... Doesn't that mean the assistant can no longer stay by his side?
Wei Yang thought about it and looked down at the little assistant, just in time to meet her beautiful eyes that were filled with fear and tears.
He could even feel the young assistant trembling with fear.
"No, no, no, Mr. Curry, I will do my best. Don't let me leave Immortal Wei!"
As the assistant was about to go over and ask the man for help, Wei Yang suddenly felt the fragrance at the tip of his nose fade.
Looking at Alice like this, Wei Yang suddenly felt angry. He hugged the assistant and looked at the so-called Mr. Curry who was waiting for Alice to come over and beg for mercy.
"Where is your director?" Wei Yang raised his chin and said, imitating his master.
Mr. Curry on the opposite side suddenly changed his expression. He lowered his head, nodding and bowing to Wei Yang, saying, "The director is in a meeting. If you want to see her, I will notify her immediately."
Wei Yang nodded, and then spoke calmly.
"Then tell her, first of all, Alice is mine from now on, don't even think about touching her."
As Wei Yang spoke, he consciously looked at Alice in his arms affectionately.
Alice seemed to understand something as well. She looked at Wei Yang with surprise. She covered her mouth, her eyes full of admiration.
"second……"
Wei Yang was in a very good mood. He raised his head and said with a domineering look on his face.
"Tell your chief, Mr. Curry, I need her to fire you!"
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"…'Tell your chief that I need her to fire you~' Oh my god, when he said that, didn't he realize that his face looked like a pig's head?"
'Alice' No, she should be called Caroline now. She took off her contact lenses in the conference room, ruffled her black-dyed hair, and smiled at her companion next to her.
This conference room looks quite weird. Every wall is covered with densely packed talismans, which just looks like it would give people claustrophobia.
But no one present expressed dissatisfaction with this.
——As long as it can prevent the eavesdropping of the cultivators, it’s just a little bit of trypophobia that can be tolerated.
"Did he really say that? Doesn't the data show that these immortals are arrogant? They all regard mortals as ants. How could they be taken down so quickly? My previous date with Peter didn't go so fast. Not to mention the immortal cultivator I'm in charge of, I even suspect he's a mute!"
The companion said in disbelief.
"Some men are confident. If a woman lifts her hair in front of him, he will think that the woman likes him. What's more, this guy likes this kind of dodder type. He just wants to dump Alice after he's done with her, so naturally he progresses quickly."
Caroline said nonchalantly, "It's like when you see a cat in a cat cafe. If time permits, you will immediately go in and touch it, then give it some cat food. Now Alice is that cat, but..."
"Who would be suspicious of a cat?"
Caroline said, raising an eyebrow.
She was chatting with her companions, while Curry next to her was also imitating what Wei Yang had said to him before.
He had done special effects makeup before and directly transformed himself into "Mr. Curry". After all, it was only a role that appeared once, so he could just find someone else to replace him.
That's how Kerry was caught and played a supporting role.
"...God knows I almost couldn't help laughing at that face. It was really swollen like a pig's head. And then I had to act in front of Director Yang. I hope I don't lose my composure then."
Kerry said.
The members of the Special Management Bureau present were also listening with great interest. They had all signed confidentiality agreements, and based on the information contributed by an unknown gentleman, Sheng Xingsi and Wen Li specially customized a wave of talismans for them in order to prevent tricks like soul searching.
Just as they were chatting about the mysterious unknown gentleman, the door creaked and everyone present suddenly shut up.
Director Yang and Secretary Gu have arrived.
Director Yang was still used to working on the front line, so he did not give a long speech. Instead, he directly announced the start of the meeting and asked Secretary Gu to come on stage and start explaining the situation.
After they snatched this group of cultivators from the aristocratic families a week ago, they have been trying every means to maximize the benefits from this group of cultivators.
However, it is quite regrettable that after various tests, they found that the defenses of these cultivators seemed to be all-round and without blind spots.
If they had not learned a little about the world of cultivation with the help of Ruan Luo, the process of testing alone would probably have exposed their little thoughts.
Yes, with Ruan Luo’s help.
It was Ruan Luo who told them the concept of cultivators.
——Although Mr. Ruan Luoruan did not volunteer, Director Yang simply ignored this little problem.
It doesn't matter if it's not voluntary, as long as the information is obtained.
It's just that the way they get intelligence is a bit crude...
Director Yang recalled that when he went to see Ruan Luo yesterday, Ruan Luo was wearing a restraint jacket to prevent him from hurting himself, and touched his nose.
Feeling a little guilty, Director Yang immediately turned his gaze back to the center of the conference room.
The young man with a red mole on the corner of his eye was standing on a glass plate, and underneath the glass plate were densely packed talismans.
It looked like some evil cult's sacrificial ceremony.
"...Based on the physical condition of Mr. Wei Yang, the physical strength of a cultivator is about a hundred times that of an ordinary adult male, but this does not include the flexibility of the skin. This seems to be related to the technique."
The young man talked about the data he obtained from Wei Yang, and finally stated the expert's conclusion.
"...If what that unknown gentleman said is true, and there is a Nascent Soul, Divine Transformation, or even a Tribulation Transformation Stage after the Golden Core Stage, then the existence of the cultivation world is catastrophic to the entire world."
After the young man finished his closing remarks, he returned to his seat and handed the microphone to Director Yang.
But the people present were silent.
Although they knew the gap between themselves and the world of cultivation, they did not expect that the gap between them and the world of cultivation was so huge.
Caroline couldn't laugh anymore. She pursed her lips and realized how lucky she was to find Wei Yang.
What's more, the physical fitness of the Jindan stage alone is already a hundred times that of ordinary people. Wouldn't it be even more terrifying afterwards?
Even if the information states that there are not many people after the Jindan stage, or even not many in the Jindan stage, the Foundation Establishment stage and Qi Training stage before the Jindan stage, even if they are only ten times stronger than ordinary people, are a force that cannot be ignored.
Now, even when they discuss issues in the conference room, they have to rely on Sheng Xingsi's talismans.
——Everyone has seen Sheng Xingsi lying in the police station with a pale face these days.
Even Actor Wen Liwen looked unhappy, which shows how difficult it is to be in such a meeting room.
The atmosphere in the conference room became dull and everyone felt a little breathless.
Finally, it was Director Yang who broke the silence.
"Why, are you starting to get scared now?"
Director Yang's first sentence was sarcastic.
"Where are those people who saw these people swearing to extract the information from them? Huh? Where is that fearless spirit?"
Director Yang spoke into the microphone, and the people in the conference room subconsciously lowered their heads, avoiding Director Yang's gaze.
"I know. You're a little scared after hearing the report just now, right? Not to mention you, I'm a little scared too."
Director Yang said calmly: "We are not facing people from another world here, we are facing a group of supermen! It is normal to be afraid."
"But if you're afraid, then you won't do anything and won't test the limits of their power?!"
Director Yang suddenly raised his voice and spoke.
"Don't forget, we are the Special Affairs Administration! We have the highest authority and can mobilize military researchers from the entire country A!"
Hearing this, the people present raised their heads and looked at Director Yang.
Director Yang pointed to the flag on his chest and said, "Do you know what this represents? This represents the world's most powerful country. It means that as long as we can collect information about them, we can create weapons against them!"
The eyes of the members of the Special Management Bureau began to light up.
Director Yang stood up, leaned forward with his powerful body, and pressed his hands heavily on the table in the conference room.
"Everyone, war never relies on individual strength. If individual strength represents everything, then the person sitting here now is not me, and the person sitting in the office is not Secretary of State Sarah, but those damned old antiques in City B who deserve to be put in the coffin!"
Director Yang said in a resounding voice: "So everyone, it doesn't matter if you are despised now, and it doesn't matter if they are on guard against you. As long as we can get a little bit of information, it will contribute to future victory!"
"Remember, their genes are no different from ours, they are human! Even if we can crack their genetic mutation, we may become them! Do you understand?"
What responded to Director Yang was the loud responses from everyone in the conference room.
"Yes! Sir!"
It has to be said that Director Yang is a very good speaker. After listening to his speech, most of the people present showed excitement on their faces.
Especially Caroline, after listening to Director Yang's words, her originally depressed mood suddenly became passionate.
She completed her daily tasks with high morale, and after turning into tearful Alice to show her presence in front of Wei Yang, she returned to the dormitory and began to write a plan, which she handed to Secretary Gu.
Gu Youxing saw the plan and said:
[777, cultivators shouldn't be so stupid, eating unfamiliar food in an unfamiliar place, and the fruit tea was served to them separately. I remember that the amount of spirit stones they consumed on anti-poison magic tools was not a small amount...]
Gu Youxing saw that Caroline wrote in the plan that she would use Wei Yang's trust in her to add nanorobots and microchips into the food using special methods, so as to detect the physical information of these cultivators.
777 said cheerfully: [But host, the anti-poison magic weapons they carry cannot protect against non-toxic things. ]
Gu Youxing frowned and said, "But cultivators should be able to use spiritual power to peer inside. They don't have interstellar technology, so they can't prevent spiritual power from being detected."
777 nodded and said: [Host, you are right. ]
[——So this person is going to look for Sheng Xingsi, right? ]
Gu Youxing, who received the memory from Sheng Xingsi, said:
In the end, Sheng Xingsi refused and said that it would be a bad thing if he got involved.
"... The noble families are not very sensitive to technological power, but they are very sensitive to internal strength and spiritual energy. If I draw a talisman to hide it, it would be like there is a colorful pumpkin in a potato field. Only a blind person can't find it."
Sheng Xingsi said to Caroline, and Caroline was not discouraged. After studying the diet of these cultivators for some time, Caroline finally found a solution.
"…I changed the original nanorobots from long-acting to short-acting, and also adjusted their excretion cycle to be consistent with that of food additives. Even if they found them, they would definitely think they were food additives."
Caroline said quite seriously.
"But won't they just leave nothing to chance?" Director Yang asked with a frown when he heard Caroline's plan.
Food additives don’t sound very healthy.
However, Caroline recalled the happy mood when Wei Yang asked her to help order milk tea, fruit tea, and all kinds of junk food, and Wei Yang's gradually disappearing six-pack abs...
"Absolutely no problem, Chief!"
Caroline promised solemnly.
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"So you were unconscious for about half an hour, and you only explored the body, and you didn't tell us until we arrived?"
The eldest sister of the Bi Yu Sect looked at Wei Yang lying on the hospital bed with disbelief, and the other cultivators were also surprised.
Let alone being unconscious in one place for half an hour for no apparent reason, even if the cultivators only lost consciousness for a moment, they would have to suspect whether they were poisoned, whether they were being controlled by someone, or whether there was something wrong with their dantian.
Wei Yang was unconscious for half an hour, half an hour!
Half an hour! It was enough time for the parasitic wisteria to grow three nests of small vines on him!
Wei Yang waved his hands and said, "I'm just allergic. Didn't you see that I'm back to normal now? And I'm receiving anti-allergy treatment now, right?"
“Senior Brother! Did you really believe these mortals’ lies?!” Junior Brother Wei Yang said in disbelief.
When Wei Yang saw the look of disbelief on his junior fellow apprentice's face, his originally indifferent expression immediately turned into mockery.
“In the world of cultivation, there is no concept of allergies. Even if people are allergic, they just think they are poisoned. After all, everyone has practiced fasting, and the spiritual energy in the spiritual fruits in the world of cultivation weakens the allergic effect.”
Wei Yang proudly introduced the concepts he discovered in the mortal world, and demonstrated it by asking his fellow apprentices to buy mangoes at random and eat them on the spot in front of them.
He even asked others to check his dantian and other places before eating to make sure there was nothing wrong. In addition, his anti-poison magic weapon was indeed normal, and there was no change in other people's magic weapons, so everyone was a little skeptical.
Then I saw Wei Yang take a bite of mango, and ten minutes later it turned into a pig's head.
I’ve never seen a cultivator with allergies before: shocking!
However, this effect only lasted for ten minutes. After Wei Yang circulated his spiritual power, wrapped the mango and spit it out, the swelling quickly subsided under the effect of the spiritual energy.
"How about it, now you believe it?" Wei Yang said with his hands spread out.
The other cultivators present looked at each other and frowned at the same time.
This is indeed the first time they have come across the concept of allergy. They used to think that these people had special constitutions and reacted to pollen. Now they realize that it is a reaction of the body?
If someone uses this method against them...
Wei Yang's fellow apprentice also thought of this. He stepped forward and asked, "Brother, what are you going to do now? What if someone wants to deal with you..."
Wei Yang looked at his junior brother and raised his chin and said proudly: "So I am receiving treatment now, right? It's a little bit of desensitization. Yesterday I fainted due to the allergy, but today my face is just swollen."
The eldest sister of Bi Yu Sect still felt something was not right after hearing what Wei Yang said, but she couldn't put her finger on it. She could only look at Wei Yang with a look that said 'you guys are a bunch of bumpkins'.
Just then there was a light knock on the door.
"Excuse me, Master Wei, I'm Alice. Is it convenient for me to come in now?"
The sound was so soft and gentle that it sounded like a small flower brushing gently against your fingertips.
"Come in, there are no outsiders here." Wei Yang said with a smile on his face when he heard Alice's voice.
"I baked a few cookies... ah!"
The black-haired girl came in and was talking, but when she saw so many people in the ward, she subconsciously let out a short cry.
The eldest sister of the Biyu Sect looked at the girl in front of her with a frown on her face.
He was a mortal about twenty years old, without any spiritual power. He was quite good-looking, but he looked timid, which made her feel a little uncomfortable.
But this is also her personal preference. She just doesn't like women who are too weak.
The eldest sister of Biyumen thought about it and gradually moved her eyes downwards to look at the bag in the girl's hand.
The food in the bag had no spiritual fluctuations and looked no different from before, which was quite normal.
and……
The eldest sister of the Biyu Sect glanced at the jade pendant around her waist.
The fact that the jade pendant did not vibrate shows that it was not poisonous.
...but the danger cannot be ruled out.
"Who is she?" The eldest senior sister looked directly at Wei Yang and asked.
Wei Yang curled his lips in dissatisfaction and said, "Yan Qing, she is my assistant, the one next to you. You don't even know your assistant's name now, do you?"
"Why should I remember the names of mortals? They are only responsible for our daily lives. Too much contact is not good for us or them. Aren't you afraid that she will depend on you?" Yan Qing said in a voice that suddenly turned cold.
"So if you don't know the mortal's name, the mortal won't rely on you? Yan Qing, don't use the tone you use to teach my fellow apprentices to teach me. My cultivation is not lower than yours!"
Wei Yang said with a gloomy face.
"Wei Yang, don't be ungrateful. If you were in the world of cultivation, you would have died countless times! Just wait for that mortal to poison you!" Yan Qing said angrily.
The atmosphere at the scene suddenly became a little tense.
Until a voice broke the atmosphere.
"Well... well, Immortals, I... I'm here to deliver Immortal Wei's takeaway. I... I'll be right out!"
The girl who just came in seemed to be frightened. She said these words tremblingly, put the takeaway on the bedside table, turned around and ran away.
When he was near the door, he seemed to remember something and mustered up the courage to say, "Master Wei, thank you for your help yesterday, but I have no intention of currying favor with you."
The girl said this in a crying voice, then bowed and ran out like a little rabbit.
The cultivators looked at the girl's uncomfortable expression and Wei Yang's blaming eyes:...Aren't they going a bit too far?
In the end, it was Wei Yang who took the first step.
He angrily took the takeaway bag next to him, opened the package and took a bite of the burger.
"It's okay. You guys are careful. I'm careless. If I'm not careful, this takeaway must be poisonous. I'll help you test it myself!"
The cultivators present now felt even more guilty, and later discovered that there was nothing wrong with Wei Yang's body - at most he was a little fat?
Feeling that everything was under control, they still ate some classic country A hamburger fast food.
Of course it was just a little bit, ‘At worst I can just spit it out later,’ they thought.
but……
"I didn't expect it to taste so good, but there are a lot of impurities. But I just need to practice harder in the next few days and it will be fine."
One of the cultivators said this, and was echoed by the people around him, creating a joyful atmosphere.
——Only Yan Qing did not apologize, nor did he go to eat. Instead, he directly pulled his junior sister away.
Gu Youxun, who was in the monitoring room, was lucky enough to see Wei Yang's entire reaction: ...
Isn't it like this, that's how we cooperate?
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Wei Yang, who was quite cooperative, saw Yan Qing leave. Feeling victorious, he began to lead the conversation, talking about his personal charm and a few things about him and Alice.
"...Long Feng is not as good as me in this aspect. He is always being disturbed when he is trying to pick up girls."
Wei Yang smiled mysteriously, then took out his mobile phone and clicked on the video he had collected.
The cultivators present gathered around instantly, as if they were pigeons seeing corn kernels.
The two people who came into view were quite familiar to them, Long Feng and Gao Wenjun, and it seemed that they were competing again.
but……
Wei Yang's junior fellow student asked curiously while watching the video.
"What does the title mean by 'The third match between Brother Machang and Brother Moqi'?"
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