Chapter 72
Chapter 72
[Well, who is more cruel, the host? One of them specializes in attracting women and making men submit, and the other specializes in attracting men and making women love them. I don't know what kind of thunder and lightning will happen when these two meet.]
777 said in a cheerful voice, as if he was afraid that the world would not be in chaos.
[It depends on which world's rules are stronger. By the way, what is the current direction of public opinion on the barrage? ]
Gu Youxing, under the guise of Wen Li, said with a stinky face and staring at the ground.
These days, after he turned into a fox and returned to human form, he almost forgot how to walk on two legs.
[The situation on the barrage is pretty good right now. Host, your fans and Ruan Luo's fans are arguing, and the argument is getting more and more fierce, especially the host. Your indifference has sparked a wave of conflicts.]
777 seemed to have returned to the time more than a year ago when he was watching online verbal battles, and from time to time he would applaud the golden sentences that these humans uttered against each other.
God knows how these humans cursed like that.
Things like verbal battles have completely disappeared in the era of 777. After all, in the interstellar era, if you insult others or want to cyberbully others, you will be severely punished by AI, plus there are ubiquitous eyes in the sky and chips buried in the human body.
In the interstellar age, it is almost impossible to slander or cyberbully someone.
So every time 777 sees a verbal fight, it is quite novel.
Gu Youxing sighed imperceptibly, then opened his personal panel.
Personal panel
Name: [Gu Youxing (Number of activated avatars: 6)]
Age: [27]
Current identity: [Wen Li (160)]
The story world: ["Ruan Ruan is the group's favorite!" (click for original text)]
Task progress bar:
- Overall mission: [Get rid of cannon fodder status and reach the pinnacle of life]
- Current task: [Let the audience notice you! ]
- Mission objective: [Grab the male protagonist's attention]
- Mission Progress: [0/100]
- Current sentiment value: [50425207]
- [Store Entrance]
System summary: "Host, please let the audience know that some things really cannot be blamed on King Zhou."】
The system summary was as informal as usual. Gu Youxing twitched his lips. While the people present were still chatting, Gu Youxing clicked on the original text of the book to review it again.
However, I have to say that the original texts of these two accounts that appeared one after the other are both quite difficult to describe.
Gu Youxing looked at the words like burps and farts in the original text, and just felt that the old man was talking on the subway phone. His eyebrows were almost tied into a knot when he saw these.
Shouldn't he be thankful that all these were said in the room, and that there was no other people watching in the original text? Otherwise, even Gu Youxing would feel embarrassed to the point of wanting to tap his toes if he were to see these words in real life.
But ignoring these weird adjectives, the plot is actually a refreshing and face-slapping one.
——It’s not very pleasant to be slapped in the face.
[The original text of the host is actually linked to the one written by Xie Pingyuan, and they are two sides of the same story.] 777 explained.
[Xie Pingyuan's book mainly focuses on business battles and making money, while Ruan Luo's book focuses more on the details of being slapped in the face and being pampered in the entertainment industry.]
Gu Youxing nodded, and 777 continued to summarize.
[To put it simply, from Ruan Luo's perspective, because he was a well-behaved and sensible person who traveled through a book, he cured the mental illness of his brothers at home, and also saved his poor little classmate in the class. ]
[After growing up, he entered the entertainment industry. At first, he didn't want his brothers' help. After he made a name for himself in the entertainment industry, he was targeted by others and then he revealed his identity.]
The original plot is quite simple, it's about slapping someone in the face and being bullied again, but the difference is that in the early stage, the slapping was done with acting skills, and later on, the slapping was done with family background and boyfriend.
Wen Li was one of those who was slapped in the face, but his end was even more miserable.
Thinking of the miserable end of this identity, Gu Youxing twitched his lips.
Wen Li was originally a fox spirit that transformed into a human form. Although she was a fox spirit, she only had a longer lifespan. She entered the entertainment industry to attract others' love and live longer. However, because she showed kindness to Xie Pingyuan, she was misunderstood by Ruan Luo, and her career suffered a heavy blow. She had no choice but to quit the industry.
In the end, his identity was discovered by one of Ruan Luo's Taoist pursuers, and he was beaten so hard that he lost all his cultivation and became a wild fox in the mountains.
[…In the original story, the original author was really unlucky. He just had a crush on someone and approached them to chat for a few minutes, but ended up getting beaten by a few crazy men and losing all his career achievements.]
777 complained.
[It is also because the laws of this world are imperfect. In our company, this kind of loss of cultivation is generally judged as a disability of the same level as mental retardation. ]
If you destroy a person's cultivation and make him a wild fox in the mountains for the rest of his life, isn't that the same as making him mentally retarded? This is a serious disability! He must be sentenced!
[Xiao Qi is fine. Nowadays, it is impossible to sentence someone based on their cultivation level. But I remember that Taoist priest had a little ghost and some magical tools.]
Gu Youxing recalled the magical weapons such as wooden swords and tortoise shells in the original text.
The voice was calm.
[If this person still wants to cause trouble, then ask someone to take a picture of his magic weapon and give it directly to the over-excited security guard.]
It can be said that magic defeats magic.
*
As Gu Youxing and 777 were talking, the guests arrived one after another.
Gu Youxing also maintained his sour-faced persona and stood there, nodding and greeting the guests present. At most, he helped an old artist move his luggage and then returned to his seat.
For some reason, the old artist came close to Gu Youxing and leaned against the pillar of the gathering place with Gu Youxing, staring blankly.
It’s just that Wen Li was staring blankly with a sullen face, while the old artist was looking at the guests in a daze with a smile on his face.
The original war of words in the barrage has disappeared, and it has gradually become a scene where each family screams at their own brothers and sisters.
"Liang Qing! My goddess, when are you going to release an album? Stop fiddling with your makeup, I want to listen to some music!"
"Huo Xin is here too. I feel like he's here for Liang Qing..."
But there are both praises and criticisms.
"Is there anyone who doesn't know that Huo Xin has a little ghost? It is said that the little ghost is his illegitimate child, born from an abortion."
"Liang Qing raised a Kumantong and went to Thailand to get one herself. The red string she tied around her wrist was also a way of recognizing her master."
"No wonder they have been so successful in the past few years. The people around them have been unlucky one after another. And Ruan Luo may have also raised a dirty creature. It seems that his opponents' misfortunes are inexplicable."
Some people believed it, and naturally some people refuted it. Faced with such slander, the refutation was naturally more intense, and so the war of words began again.
“There are eight guests in four groups. Although it feels a little short, the quality is really high.”
But as soon as this barrage came out, everyone's attention was immediately diverted.
The war of words gradually faded away.
"That's not right. It seems like there's one person missing. Wait, it's past the gathering time. How dare someone be late for this variety show?"
This comment woke up the dreamer and other comments began to ask the director team what was going on? How could anyone still act like a big shot at this time?
Director Wang was still smiling as he watched the heated discussion on the barrage, but when he saw the question of why the last guest had not arrived yet, his smiling face immediately drooped.
Recalling the two people who came to greet him specially before this variety show, Director Wang's mouth twitched. Really, how come he had to invite such two ancestors to this variety show?
Luckily, one of them was relatively well behaved, but his fans were a little crazy, but the other one...
Director Wang sighed and asked his assistant on the intercom.
"Is An Sisi not here yet? Did she go out? She has half an hour to come. If she doesn't come, he can't shoot the variety show. Then I will just consider it a breach of contract and go find Director Gao."
Under Director Wang's death threat, the last guest finally arrived at the meeting place within half an hour. When An Sisi appeared on the scene wearing a fresh green long dress, she looked apologetic and said.
"Sorry, sorry, there was some traffic jam today. I'm sorry for delaying everyone's time."
The comments were originally very critical of An Sisi, but when they saw that An Sisi apologized sincerely, the anger in the comments disappeared by half. Although the remaining half was still there, it was not too excessive.
I have to say that An Sisi looks pure and well-behaved, and her apologetic look is quite pitiful, which makes people believe at once that she is telling the truth and no one would guess that she is lying.
An Sisi's fans in the barrage also admitted their mistakes obediently, which made them more likable than Ruan Luo's fans.
However, this glaring contrast also caused some opinions among Ruan Luo's fans, but seeing that everyone was in a one-sided opinion, they did not say anything in the end.
After getting off the car, An Sisi greeted the people present obediently and seemed quite sensible.
——It just so happened that I bumped into someone at the scene.
But after all, they were a man and a woman, so no one connected their appearances together.
After the natural greeting came to Wen Li, he was still the same as before. People were too lazy to curse at him in the barrage. They understood that Wen Li was born with such a sour face and had no intention of showing sympathy to women.
"What a waste of a good face."
After a few curse words in the barrage, the matter was over.
Director Wang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that all the guests had finally arrived, and the process finally began.
"Welcome everyone to this episode of 'Variety Reality Show'. In response to the audience's requests, we have made some changes to the show. This time, there will only be one physical activity..."
After Director Wang finished his opening remarks as usual, he issued the first task of the day.
"Today, we are staying in the mountains outside the village. However, because the roads in the village are narrow, we can't drive you there, so the next task is--"
Director Wang said proudly, pointing to the villa in the distant mountains and forests.
“Arrived at the villa with luggage!”
Director Wang blinked his eyes and said, "By the way, there is a surprise for those who arrive first."
As soon as he finished speaking, Director Wang had already rushed onto a tricycle. Then he waved his hand, and the uncle driving the motorcycle tricycle suddenly stepped on the accelerator, almost throwing Director Wang out.
Looking at Director Wang, who was tossed around on the tricycle on the rural dirt road.
Guests present: …
*
The barrage of comments once again filled the entire screen, and the sound of hahaha was everywhere.
"Director Wang is as treacherous as ever. He actually just gave up like that."
"It's so far, even though I can't be considered a special forces soldier, I'm still at the school's physical test level."
"It shouldn't matter if you work out regularly. I'm referring to actor Wen. His muscles are so beautiful. Will I ever be lucky enough to experience that in my lifetime?"
As the barrage was speaking, the guests present looked at each other. As Huo Xin skillfully helped Liang Qing take the suitcase and walked away with two people's luggage by himself, the other two male guests also tacitly shared the luggage of the women around them.
The women were not idle either. They carried some simple luggage and did not let the male guests carry everything.
The barrage was also analyzing the situation.
"Fan Tao took Xia Tingxi's, Emperor Wen is taking care of Teacher Yang, Huo Xin and Liang Qing have walked a distance away - are Ruan Luo and An Sisi the only ones left now?"
As soon as this sentence came out, even the most obtuse netizens could feel the impending storm.
Those who can participate in the variety show "Come on, Farming in the Morning" during the live broadcast are definitely those who have been in the entertainment industry before, there are no newbies at all.
Even if there are passers-by, they are fun-loving people who are quite familiar with some of the memes in the circle.
So soon there was a comment.
"Oh my god, the strongest crazy dog Ruan Luo fans and the most fragrant green tea An Sisi fans, if these two quarreled, it would be like a comet hitting the earth! - But I like it."
"Gentlemen, I love war!!"
"I'm ready to record the screen. I will definitely record all the following scenes. This is how I'll have fun at this year's Spring Festival Gala!!!"
And living up to the expectations of these comments, in the third minute when Ruan Luo and An Sisi were walking with their luggage and looking at each other awkwardly, the two groups of fans lived up to everyone's expectations and started cursing at each other.
An Sisi’s fans scolded Ruan Luo for not being a man, saying that he couldn’t even help a girl carry her luggage. His predecessors had already set an example for him and he still didn’t know how to do it. With such little strength, how could he be called a man!
"I'm putting this here. Ruan Luo might be too weak to even move the chair!"
An Sisi's fans cursed fiercely.
Ruan Luo's fans scolded An Sisi for bringing such a big suitcase to a variety show! Isn't it just to let others move? If you can't carry it yourself, don't bring so many things!
"Always asking others for help in everything. What a new-age canary!"
Ruan Luo’s fans are not willing to be outdone.
Just when fans of both sides were cursing each other, the two main characters finally spoke to each other.
However, before speaking, the two main characters made some preparations.
An Sisi looked up from below, weak, pitiful and helpless. This was her most pitiful angle.
Ruan Luo took a deep breath and lowered his eyes. His originally delicate little face was covered in blush and sweat. He looked pitiful and with an indescribable meaning.
"Excuse me, could you please help me move my luggage, brother Ruan Luo?"
"Excuse me, Sister Sisi, can you help me unload my luggage?"
However, as soon as the words came out from both sides, they were both stunned.
How could it be him/her stealing my words?
The two of them were stunned, and the comments were hilarious.
Especially those who were not fans of either side, they clapped their hands and laughed.
"I said that this show should be saved for the Spring Festival Gala!"
"A pig hits a tree, you hit a pig, and two green teas hit each other!"
Fans of both sides were a little embarrassed, but An Sisi's fans quickly found a counterattack point. Ruan Luo is a man.
Ruan Luo's fans were no pushovers either. They fired back at An Sisi, who claimed that she wanted to be a strong woman in the new era.
The two sides fought evenly and fiercely.
And the real owners are also pretending to be green tea.
But at this time, someone noticed that Emperor Wen in the distance turned his head and looked over here.
At this time, the personal live broadcast room was finally opened.
However, most people still stayed in the live broadcast rooms of An Sisi and Ruan Luo.
Who wouldn’t like to watch a skit show that is better than the Spring Festival Gala?
However, some people went to their favorite stars, and Wen Li's live broadcast room naturally welcomed a wave of fans.
However, after these fans entered the live broadcast room, they saw Wen Li turning his head to look back and directly typed a question mark.
"No, Brother Wen, look back. He won't want to go over and stop the fight, will he?"
*
Gu Youxing certainly didn't want to stop the fight, but he was almost laughing as he listened to the live broadcast of 777 in his mind.
Unexpectedly, Gao Wenjun's lover and Ruan Luo met each other.
Yes, An Sisi is Gao Wenjun’s little celebrity girlfriend. She is pure and well-behaved, which is exactly what Gao Wenjun likes.
The reason why An Sisi was able to come to this variety show this time was naturally because she followed the same path as Ruan Luo.
——It was stuffed in through the backdoor by the sponsor.
Now, the two people who got in through the backdoor have bumped into each other, and Director Wang can’t help either of them, so he has to close his eyes and pretend that he doesn’t see anything. Anyway, with their personalities, they won’t quarrel in front of the live broadcast.
It's better for him to be blind than for two people with connections to fight each other.
But I have to say that the moment Director Wang saw Wen Li looking back, his eyes lit up.
He seemed to have seen a savior, and he begged everyone in front of the villa on the mountain, hoping that Wen Li would go back to help mediate the fight.
Wen Li is older and has a higher seniority, so any of them who has won a high award is better than them. It would be even better if we could bring Teacher Yang over to mediate the fight, with two seniors each bringing a child.
Director Wang’s idea was beautiful, but the reality was unfortunately quite cruel.
"Don't go over there."
Teacher Yang saw Wen Li staring at the two children with a worried look on his face, and spoke with a smile.
The passers-by and the people who were watching Teacher Yang's live broadcast room were stunned for a moment, while the fans of Ruan Luo and An Sisi, who were responsible for patrolling other live broadcast rooms, immediately told the two fans who were still arguing in the main live broadcast room about this matter.
The two sets of fans who had been arguing with each other finally found a common target. Without saying a word, they rushed into Teacher Yang's live broadcast room. Just as they were about to start cursing, they heard Teacher Yang speaking kindly like an old lady downstairs.
"Don't ruin the conversation between those two kids, look how happy they are chatting."
Teacher Yang has a gentle voice and clear pronunciation. This is the power of the veteran actor's line delivery, which makes people feel like they are in the spring breeze.
——What was said was so confusing that people were completely baffled.
The audience in Teacher Yang and Wen Li's live broadcast room immediately filled the screen with question marks. Even the fans from both sides who had originally come to find trouble were a little confused. For a moment, they didn't know whether Teacher Yang was speaking the truth or the irony.
Isn't it you who calls this communicating feelings and being happy?
But then I realized that Teacher Yang might have been speaking sarcastically.
The popularity of Teacher Yang's live broadcast room suddenly rushed to the top. Many viewers who got the news from the blog post subconsciously clicked on the most popular live broadcast room. However, when they opened it, they saw the handsome face of Actor Wen looking at them in a daze.
The originally stinky face actually looked a little cute after the pair of confused fox eyes were raised.
Many viewers were quite surprised to see Wen Li's appearance which they had never seen before.
At this time Wen Li spoke.
"Are they... communicating their feelings?"
The doubt in Wen Li's voice was about to overflow.
Teacher Yang nodded without hesitation, and his firm and affirmative look made Wen Li a little shaken.
"When I was filming a movie, I was on the set every day. How could I not know how these young actors communicated?"
As soon as these words were spoken, the barrage of comments began to appear.
"…Let Actor Wen go. He is just a stinky-faced male Bodhisattva who only knows how to make movies."
"Brother Wen can't handle this directly."
"Brother Wen: Teacher Yang, do you think I'm a fool?"
"Help Brother Wen is a little too cute. He looks fierce, but he's actually a fool?"
As soon as this barrage of comments passed by, the next one followed closely.
"Wait a minute, that Brother Wen in front is not a fool. Which fool can become the best actor?"
However, this comment was refuted the next second.
Wen Li looked at Teacher Yang's righteous expression, then looked at the two people in the distance who were pretending to be pitiful to each other, and tilted his head in confusion.
The fluffy hair moved in the direction of the tilted head, like an animal's ears.
There was a lot of screaming in the barrage, all of them were expressing their gratitude for seeing such a cute side of Brother Wen, and that it was worth it.
"I see... Teacher Yang, let's go and not disturb these young people from communicating with each other."
Seeing Wen Li walking away with a serious look on his face, even Teacher Yang was stunned.
But Teacher Yang was only stunned for a moment, then smiled kindly again, but this time his kindness was filled with genuine emotion.
However, the comments that were originally screaming about Brother Wen’s homosexuality all turned into a row of ellipsis marks.
"...Brother Wen, please don't do this. I'm scared."
"No, Brother Wen, you believe whatever Teacher Yang says!"
"The one who said Brother Wen was an idiot, come out here! Did you curse him? Ah? Did you curse him?"
"Wait a minute, if Brother Wen is so stupid, I'll have to take out the sack~"
In the barrage, Wen Li’s fans were wailing, while those who thought they had an opportunity were laughing. However, Yang’s fans were explaining like crazy.
"Wen Li! Mr. Movie King Wen! Don't believe Lao Yang! She just likes to talk nonsense! She fooled the actors during the filming and made them stunned. Don't believe her, don't believe her!"
"The Yangtze River and the Yellow River have both flown through Old Yang's mouth. When she speaks seriously, don't believe her. Apart from filming, she is not trustworthy!"
Of course, there are those who give serious explanations, and there are also those who give up treatment and just lie down.
"Although, actress Wen Liwen is the easiest to deceive I've ever seen in all the years I've been chasing Lao Yang and watching countless interviews and other materials about her."
The barrage was in chaos, and the fans of Ruan Luo and An Sisi, who originally wanted to curse in Teacher Yang's live broadcast room, didn't find a place to do so.
While the fans were fighting, Wen Li, who they thought was quite gullible, was speaking in his mind.
[So An Sisi has a ghost in her body? There seem to be quite a lot of people in the entertainment industry who have ghosts. But...]
[This is convenient for me. ]
Gu Youxing said as he purchased another item from the special store.
[Bug-shaped projector +1]
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
