Qi Yan, who got a strange title for no reason, fell silent. The whole team also fell silent after defeating the boss with full health.
——What is this? An unexpected harvest?
A moment later, the world exploded!
[World-Stand on tiptoe to kiss you]: Damn! There is such a perverted title? ! I really admire Dian Sankou!
[World-Call me daddy]: Please give me the psychological shadow area of the boy.
[World-Fishing Shadow]: Is this a good thing? But please give me a bunch of this kind of doctors!
[World-cough cough cough]: Dian Sankou, a level 60 doctor, gossip, I saw Master Ziyi leading him to level up several times!
[World-Call me daddy]: ... Damn, chow chow chow? ! Does the master lead people to level up casually? ! There is jq!
[World-123 Stoneman]: Yes, jq+1.
...
Qi Yan silently closed the world window and opened the team window...
[Team-Bite You]: Are you really having an affair with Xiao Ziyi?
[Team-Three Bite]: ...
There is no adultery! We just kissed twice and had dinner together twice! ! After Qi Yan roared in his heart, he was stunned.
We had dinner twice, stayed overnight at each other's house once, hugged each other countless times, kissed twice... This is fucking having an affair!
Qi Yan realized that something was wrong after a while, he quickly said goodbye, and hurriedly logged off.
——Qi Yan needs to sort out his life path!
He dug out bags of potato chips and snacks and a large bottle of juice, Qi Yan filled the bar, sat on a high chair and started eating.
Yes, thinking about life requires help, and his help is eating.
Qi Yan said that the female lead has not appeared yet, which is simply because she rarely appears. He thinks this is not a big problem. The big problem is Xiao Yi's ambiguous feelings and favorability. Although the favorability is still on the rise and has never dropped, Xiao Yi is too rational and has too many rational considerations, which has hindered this relationship.
Every time he was about to point it out, Xiao Yi would change the subject.
Qi Yan expressed deep worry... Should I take off all my clothes to seduce him?
For a moment, Qi Yan, who was a little stupid, looked at his small body silently and felt that it was a bit too early to have sex now.
After eating two bags of potato chips and just about to tear open another bag, there was a sudden knock on the door, which was particularly abrupt.
Qi Yan was startled, and quickly hid the chips and juice, then tidied up his clothes and opened the door.
"My dear son, have you eaten some healthy food?"
Qi's mother's face, full of loving smile, came into Qi Yan's eyes.
Qi Yan's heart shuddered, and he took the big bags from Qi's mother's hand: "Mom, why did you come here suddenly..."
"I sent you a text message to tell you, who can you blame if you didn't see it?" Qi's mother rolled her eyes.
"How is it possible!" Qi Yan shouted: "I play with my mobile phone every day, how could I not see it?! You are insulting my nature as a otaku!"
"I just didn't send a text message!" Qi's mother glared at him, and Qi Yan stopped talking obediently.
Sighing, Mother Qi walked towards the kitchen while nagging. The general meaning was that she didn't object to otakus, but Qi Yan also had to think about his future and find a stable job and find a girlfriend as soon as possible... She
said the same thing every time she came. Qi Yan followed her silently.
"Look at you, you're not talking." Mother Qi glared at him: "
Say something!" "What are you talking about." Qi Yan cried: "When I talk, you say I talk back."
"Then can't you say something I like to hear?"
"But I was lying to you..."
"Look at you! You're talking back to me!"
"..."
Qi Yan was speechless. This is mother, everyone's mother.
"Tell me, what future do you have staying at home all day? One of my best friends has introduced you to a few girls. Why don't you go and have a look tomorrow?" Mother Qi suddenly changed the subject.
Qi Yan paused while wiping the table: "Why are you introducing girls to me again!"
"I'm not doing this for your own good!" Mother Qi came over mysteriously: "My friend said that if you don't have a girlfriend, you'll easily become a homosexual!"
Qi Yan: "..."
Mom, your son, I am a homosexual.
Although he wanted to confess, Qi Yan was afraid that his mother would not be able to accept it, so he could only hint at it.
"Don't listen to their nonsense, those who don't have a girlfriend are gay." Qi Yan said: "Besides, society has changed now, homosexuality is no longer excluded, and it is legal in foreign countries."
"Don't look abroad! Just look around us!" Qi's mother refuted Qi Yan's words: "Look at who has a girlfriend around you?"
Qi Yan: "My neighbor."
Qi's mother looked at him: "Oh, then stay away from him, maybe he is gay."
Qi Yan: "..." Mom, did you know that your son and I are about to get married! !
Looking a little lonely, Qi Yan wiped the table and threw the rag into the basin: "Mom, you are against homosexuality?"
Mother Qi said casually while picking vegetables: "Not really, but don't think of being a homosexual to me! Your father's family has been a only-son family for generations, how can it be broken in your family?!"
Qi Yan shrunk his shoulders and felt that now was not the time.
Seeing him holding his breath while washing the rag, Qi's mother raised her eyebrows and said, "Why, you like homosexuality?"
Qi Yan was shocked and said quickly, "Who likes homosexuality... I, I just saw a post on the Internet, a bunch of boys were in love, but they were forcibly separated by the world, it sounds pitiful."
"Are you a little girl? That's obviously fake!"
"What if, what if it's true!"
"Even if they were born badly, they are both boys!"
Qi Yan disagreed with what Qi's mother said, but he could do nothing about it.
Yes, let the people of their generation understand this generation, then how can I think about it from their perspective?
Times are changing, but when they were young, they did not change. Forcing them to understand and recognize is also a torment for them.
Qi Yan sighed, turned and went to the kitchen. When Qi's mother saw him come in, she didn't say anything more and ordered him to cut vegetables as usual.
"I taught you this skill, you must make good use of it." Qi's mother said: "To capture a girl's heart, you must first capture her stomach!"
"Mom, you said it the other way around..." Isn't this a good reminder to girls!
"No matter what, I'll take you to a blind date tomorrow, you have to perform well!" To some extent, Qi's mother is a threat.
Qi Yan knew that he couldn't escape this disaster. There was no way, he could only take one step at a time.
After dinner, Qi Yan picked up his mobile phone and quietly sent a text message to Xiao Yi.
——My mom forced me to go on a blind date! SOS!